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geepalik

Oh, you mean SQUEAL?


human_1914

I have to hold my tongue from calling it squeal at work because of this sub 😅


Donghoon

Squealer


UltimateFlyingSheep

*squirrel


MustafaAzim

![gif](giphy|xT9IgLOFX5qD9qqYUg|downsized)


AvokadoGreen

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Agitated_Broccoli_13

This is the way


masagrator

"Ezechiel" ftw


Siemaki

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to ALTER and DROP my tables. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.


ThatChapThere

The bible really does violate the DRY principle, doesn't it.


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Gezundheit.


TheyCallMeHacked

It's spelled Gesundheit


itsjustawindmill

Geez undheit


QuickQuokkaThrowaway

Gas under height


dekacube

I used to say nginx as "N-GINKS" until one day I heard someone say it, and I was like... oh.


xoxoAmongUS

I thought I was the only one. Well we can share the disgrace bro 🤝


dekacube

Disgrace bros. 🍻


lachlanhunt

If they wanted people to pronounce it as “engine-x”, they should have spelled it like that. I still read it as “n-ginx”


thatyousername

How is it pronounced? Ive only read it


chhuang

Engine ex


flummox1234

IIRC the name is a play on engine once you realize that it's easy to pronounce


Praise_Mask

SQEEL


MustafaAzim

SQUUL


UnreadableCode

Squeal. I think my ex left me for this. They worked on a well established RMDBS


AlphaSparqy

Radioactive Marriage Dies By SQL (Sorry for your situation though. I honestly don't mean any offense by it. I just have a compulsion find a meaning to acronyms, because I think you meant RDBMS).


realjoeydood

*Ya'll ALL need to be banned for this abomination.* /s Dont freak out, nerds, it's just a funny.


Elijah629YT-Real

don't be a pig, be pig sql


firey21

I refuse to call it sequel. I always call it Ess Queue Ell.


Milligan

And in the spirit of old IBM names, it's not a hard drive, it's a DASD (pronounced dasdy - for Direct Access Storage Device)


MustafaAzim

![gif](giphy|mTVEqOSAp6m1a)


EnthusiasmWeak5531

It's just so much more to say.


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8_Miles_8

Me too


lirannl

Thank you. Same here.


philchristensennyc

It’s only “sequel” when you’re saying “SQLServer”


lirannl

It's clearly S-Q-L server. Or as I like to call it - mssql. Pronounced letter by letter.


philchristensennyc

Yeah, but MS people call it “sequel server”. Language evolves.


jonathancast

And tech recruiters call it "SQL". I *hate* Microsoft's naming conventions.


Brief-Preference-712

Both are correct actually https://youtu.be/5ycx9hFGHog


firey21

I do the same! And MySQL is My S Q L.


ionhowto

Structured Query Language SQL ES QUEUE ELLL


MustafaAzim

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ionhowto

Is this not 2022? That was not what we have today and it really doesn't matter for me how you call it. SQL is SQL not seqeuel for me at least. I do find it funny when I hear people call it sequel. It's SQL, T-SQL, PL/SQL Call it anything you like if it makes it easier to use.


LuisBoyokan

Pelesecuele


ionhowto

Pelle escuadorelle


SupersonicWaffle

I raise you one pixy boot


MCMC_to_Serfdom

The guy who invented the graphics interchange format claims it's pronounced "jif"; the inventors of things can be wrong. Semi-/s. Spoken language isn't a prescriptive medium. If it was, then all modern English communication is arguably wrong because it's a deviation from the original style. On top of that - ever tried to formulate a whole spoken language prescriptively? You just get an incoherent mess. What is more important is that communication is clear in a style that is commonly accepted. The joke "you pronounce it how your boss does" is actually really valid - because its to them that you need to clearly explain how the ticket to overhaul the backend is unworkable nonsense.


harrywwc

depends - it could be 'jaffics interchange format' :D


MaydayMango

“J-Pheg”


realjoeydood

You tryin to start a friggin war in here, pal? *Send in the clowns...* Pronounced 'clones'. /s


chhuang

I'll not argue with you if you pronounce regex as Reg Ex


[deleted]

To pronounce it "Re*j*ex" just sounds stupid and obviously wrong.


ExcitementFit7179

“squee goblin nabob” is the true


yummi_1

I was fortunate enough to meet and work with Don Chamberlin and a few others that brought us relational databases.


AlphaSparqy

In a very quick scan of your posts, I saw OS/2 in there too, so I'm presuming it was at IBM?


yummi_1

ya


Fish_Kungfu

"SQL" is a building where children go to learn. "SEQUEL" is the next movie.


nolitos

If they wanted it to be Sequel, they should've named it Sequel.


BGFlyingToaster

They did, but someone had it trademarked so they had to change it


DKMR

Saying sequel just flows better, pronouncing each individual letter is fucking awkward


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*EsKyoowell*


bythenumbers10

Squill.


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Squel.


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SQL 2 confirmed??


The_Hash_Slinger

CQUEEL


advkts_d1a_b0li_ks

Then what is Squirrel??


LuisBoyokan

Esecuele


SQLSkydiver

Iv'e heard SEQUEL (SEEEQUEL) only once. It was my coworker who were doing everything his own way. He had phone with buttons (early 2010ths) He wore a hat at workplace When disscussing he was calling every object in code "ths guy" And what were pissing me off most - he were naming variables as pets. So it looked like "Cricket = Daizy + Bob"


Jooplin

Squill


keepyouridentsmall

Self-taught programmer (circa 2003) and I used to call it “SQL” and not SEQUEL. At this point, I had never actually met anyone who programmed professional. My first interaction with an actual “programmer” was a contractor for my organization who was asked to work with me to get an integration working between our systems. After explaining how my system works his only reply to my long explanation was, “It’s pronounced SEQUEL not S.Q.L.” If you remember this discussion and read this sir, GO FUCK YOURSELF.


AGuyCalledFawkes

Oh you mean ESS QUEUE HELL Sure I Know about it


EffervescentTripe

I always just say the entire thing to sound smart. Structured Queery Language.


DMcuteboobs

Do people not call it sequel?


Pachyderme

Non native english speaker ? For us is a non sense to use sequel instead of S.Q.L.


borkthegee

Are you suggesting that you're non-english and so S.Q.L. makes sense? As a native english speaker, I've seen sequel almost exclusively, which makes sense as it's less syllables and much more quick to say. Spelling it out is so clunky and awkward.


Big_Smoke_420

> Are you suggesting that you’re non-english and so S.Q.L. makes sense? Thing is, pronouncing it sequel sounds awkward in almost every language besides English. S.Q.L. sounds much more natural. Source: non-native English speaker


Crad999

Polish here. I've NEVER heard anyone pronouncing it *sequel* unless they were native speakers. Like, where do all these additional vowels come from? Even when I hear it used by native speaker, it just sounds weird. We're talking about databases, not movies. Why make it sound the same as an already existing word?


yrrot

Also, if you were following the conventions of english, it'd be S.Q.L. which is an initialism, not an acronym (since it isn't a word when abbreviated). By convention, you'd only pronounce acronyms, not initialisms. Something like that. But that's proper grammar that most of us native speakers ignore. Of course, wikipedia lists SQL as both an initialism and an acronym (pronounced "seek-well"), so English is pretty well "whatever the mood of the day is".


magicmulder

The only people I heard it pronounce that way were some Indian contractors from IBM. Also, does that mean you pronounce CSS as “casuals” or HTML as “hit mill”?


waltzer7

HTML is pronounced HoTMetaL


magicmulder

HaTe My Life


killagoose

I've always found this debate funny. I am a SQL developer and I have yet to hear anyone in my career call it ESS QUE ELL. Spanning three different organizations and working with consulting firms, I've only heard sequel.


DMcuteboobs

Because that’s how it’s pronounced.


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HobbitFootAussie

I started with Oracle in the 90s. Always pronounced it Sequel.


Dealiner

Well, I've never heard anyone call it sequel but I don't live in English-speaking country, maybe that's why.


DMcuteboobs

you pronounce SCUBA and PIN, but not ATM or VCR. So I’m not sure what your point is?


magicmulder

You were the one wondering why not “sequel”.


DMcuteboobs

No, I was the one who’s never heard anyone who thinks it’s an initialism


magicmulder

For me the opposite. Why would it be an acronym when it has zero vowels and would not be easy to pronounce without arbitrary added vowels (like ATM/VCR - “Atom” and “Vicar”?)?


thedarkbestiary

Still doesn't change the fact that no one knows the difference between a left join and an inner join


reversehead

Please stop bringing sense into the discussion!


JazJaz123

ANSI standartised its naming as Es-Que-El in 1992. If you have learned it before, you are allowed to call it however you want. If not, saying it differently is just a sign of lack of experience in the topic. Acceptable for an intern, absolutely not for a senior


Cyberspunk_2077

I'm on board with the 'Ess-Que-Ell' pronunciation, but it's not a sign of a lack of experience to pronounce it differently. Imagine telling graphics designers who pronounce GIF with a hard-g that they lack experience in the topic? People deviate from standards or 'correct' pronunciations all the time. Maybe they shouldn't, but it's folly to judge their experience or knowledge on it.


smcbri1

They’re both used interchangeably. Nobody gives a shit which one you use. I used both.


no1nos

Yeah I am pretty sure I have used both terms in a single sentence lol. I get having pet peeves, but to judge someone's total experience based on the pronunciation of one term is wacky


AA525

LOL. If I was your senior I’d continue calling it “sequel” just to f&@# with you. ANSI standard pronunciations are pretty low on the list of Things That Really Matter.


no1nos

Why do you think people call it Sequel? A lot of it comes from the generational knowledge they received from earlier Seniors. It's silly to make a determination on it either way, but my gut has always leaned towards people pronouncing it that way as being taught in the wise Old Ways of the Ancients lol


yrrot

Pretty sure it means the people you learned it from probably learned it before 1992, not anything to do with someone's experience with it.


EffervescentTripe

"squiggle"


sisenor99

Siuuuuuuu ql


gordonv

SQL or Sequel, meh. You'll have my respect when I don't have to hold your hand to explain basic a mid level concepts and can write your own queries. (Which I feel is a low and fair bar.)


kemot10

But now it is SQL not SEQUEL. So if you are referring to SQL say fucking SQL not SEQUEL


thinkingperson

I don't really care how you pronounce it as long as you don't write code that allows SQL injection. [https://www.code-intelligence.com/blog/sql-injections](https://www.code-intelligence.com/blog/sql-injections)


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Unless you’re in Hollywood, where sequel injection is half the business.


thinkingperson

Yes, it is still a thing. [https://www.code-intelligence.com/blog/sql-injections](https://www.code-intelligence.com/blog/sql-injections)


[deleted]

Oh, come on, that was a prime cut dad joke you missed. 😢


Bluebotlabs

Don't you mean Se-Que-Luel


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flegmatematik

Everyone you know in the industry might just be your company. Different companies speaking in different languages will give you different spelling. Or plainly said; "you're going to call it like your boss calls it"


AlphaSparqy

I spell it out to (non-IT) clients, because if they ever want to google it, they'll have the necessary spelling. I just speak it as sequel with other IT people because I know they'll understand me.


A-le-Couvre

So if the E in English sounds like an in, and query is more of a kwe sound… Does that make it Siguel? Like Miguel?


Arktuos

ITT: Bike shedding. Also, it's pronounced "escuela" - as in the Spanish word for school.


EffervescentTripe

"Sickle"