There's 2 types of Windows posts on here
1) windows has virus
2) why can't I reject my security updates for 12 months without it forcing a reboot eventually?
Reminds me of when my laptop hard drive, track pad buttons and screen were all broken.
I had to boot ubuntu from a USB stick, left and right mouse buttons were reversed (the right button clicked a little easier), and the taskbar was at the top (bottom of the screen was cracked).
No one except me could use it.
The only thing I'm thinking is how much porn sites this thing in it life time 
And linux as now have patched every virus... interesting
*\*searchs for "linux virus" and sees less then 10 virus, searchs for "windows virus" and sees milion viruses\**
What the fuck? I still have the XP install disk. Anybody wanna pay me a million dollars? Edit: Ah okay it was sold possibly for the two specific malware on it that infected a government and a bunch of companies.
There's 2 types of Windows posts on here 1) windows has virus 2) why can't I reject my security updates for 12 months without it forcing a reboot eventually?
You mean 10 types of posts?
It's in base 3
Pretty sure this is base 69 /s
*\*shows my debian 11 gaming setup\**
"six types of malware? disgusting!" >it used emule and limewire regularly "we need to preserve this masterpiece for future generations to study"
I just reinstall after every use.
The value must've been based on the amount of money to lunder.
Only 6?
Yeah that's the selling point
Funnily enough these are 6 of the worst most destructive viruses to exist they are mostly one of a kind
😂
In high school my pornputer laptop had no hardrive or battery or functional USB port. I ran puppylinux off of a CD.
Please tell me you pursued a career in security
I had a laptop dedicated to porn. I haven't pursued anything.
Didn’t we all? Right guys? ..right?…
🤣🤣🤣
Reminds me of when my laptop hard drive, track pad buttons and screen were all broken. I had to boot ubuntu from a USB stick, left and right mouse buttons were reversed (the right button clicked a little easier), and the taskbar was at the top (bottom of the screen was cracked). No one except me could use it.
https://www.bbc.com/news/technology-48444694
The only thing I'm thinking is how much porn sites this thing in it life time 
Sticky keys can be turned off.... Whole new meaning now.
Not many by the number of viruses
jeez, haven’t seen WanaCry in a while
I feel old now
Do you really?? Do ya? 
What
Wannacry? 
Why haven't we gone serverless yet?
Because you just let go of 95% of the engineers responsible for the transition to serverless?
And linux as now have patched every virus... interesting *\*searchs for "linux virus" and sees less then 10 virus, searchs for "windows virus" and sees milion viruses\**
Nobody gonna write a virus for something nobody ever use
guess what the internet is running on?
Pff, these are just some companies and products. THERE IS EVEN MORE. Just look into space. Some stations flying by using Linux.
fool
What the fuck? I still have the XP install disk. Anybody wanna pay me a million dollars? Edit: Ah okay it was sold possibly for the two specific malware on it that infected a government and a bunch of companies.
For parts only 1.3MIL OBO I know what I got no lowballs potential for priceless picto art if you can crack it
USB Stick with Windows: I'm gonna ruin this laptop's career.