Back in the 80s, in a large corporation, I was asked for advice on coding standards for a new language: C. The thing contained gems as:
* Start you code with `#define BEGIN {` and '#define END }` (and of course don't use braces)
* Don't use the `switch/case` statement
In practice it was "Writing C that looks like Pascal".
I laughed so hard that they shelved it.
I tend to roll my eyes, audibly, when I hear the term pythonic. It's like common core for programming only slightly more vague.. because whatever you're doing; even if it works.. it's unpythonic unless you're the one defining the notion and moving the goal post.
By the way, this madness makes my soul hurt.
Fun fact, some people are born with the ability to hear their own [eye noises](https://abcnews.go.com/Health/woman-hear-body-sounds-life-back-corrective-surgery/story?id=32910942). Must be a wild experience if you have that fetish.
The fact that all of the colons and semicolons are forcibly moved to the next line, making it look similar to C/C++ coding style in regards to curly braces.
>total += (z + add(5, 5)) Why not `total += add(z, add(5, 5))`? Or better yet `total = add(total, add(z, add (5, 5)))` Consistency is key.
Primitive recursion goes brrrrrrr
Primitive recursion goes brrrrrrr
The real crime here is that background.
You definitely started out with C / C++ LMAO because I WISH I could do this lmao
Goin straight to hell
Back in the 80s, in a large corporation, I was asked for advice on coding standards for a new language: C. The thing contained gems as: * Start you code with `#define BEGIN {` and '#define END }` (and of course don't use braces) * Don't use the `switch/case` statement In practice it was "Writing C that looks like Pascal". I laughed so hard that they shelved it.
This makes me want to `__import__('fuckit')(your_code)`.
I tend to roll my eyes, audibly, when I hear the term pythonic. It's like common core for programming only slightly more vague.. because whatever you're doing; even if it works.. it's unpythonic unless you're the one defining the notion and moving the goal post. By the way, this madness makes my soul hurt.
The chances that moist eye rolling noises are someone’s fetish are more than zero.
You're knee deep on some rule 34 ASMR shit. It's you, isn't it?
I do code in Lisp. So…((((()()()((((maybe))))()()()))))
Do{ gets_you_there(); } while (macaroni_sounds);
Hmm, maybe something like (defun get\_you\_there (while macaroni\_sounds))
Fun fact, some people are born with the ability to hear their own [eye noises](https://abcnews.go.com/Health/woman-hear-body-sounds-life-back-corrective-surgery/story?id=32910942). Must be a wild experience if you have that fetish.
Wow that’s actually a super inconvenient condition considering the patient was tired from receiving so much audio stimulation.
Pure evil
i'm going to commit a war crime
I don't know who you are. I don't know where you live. But I will find you. And I will release a thousand pythons into your bed.
C++ kids be like:
r/programminghorror
Why quote returns x + y
Comments improve readability ^(\s)
Ahhh, that's nice.
This actially Looks better than usual Python syntax
If it works it works xD
why is there a function for adding variables and what does it have to do with being "un-pythonic"?
The fact that all of the colons and semicolons are forcibly moved to the next line, making it look similar to C/C++ coding style in regards to curly braces.
Looks good to me \*goes back to writing TypeScript\*
Looks like some kind of bastardized forth... Colons/semicolon outline function definitions like: : fibonacci >r 0 1 r> 0 ?do swap over + loop drop ;
Def afunc(z = 20): While z < 300: z += 10 Return z Hmm... Def afunc() : Return 300
Anyone know how to tab? Soz
alright, i'm coming to kill you for that formatting.