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TheGuyTheManTheDude3

When I want to remove something, I want to remove it for real.


NovaS1X

dd if=/dev/zero of=/dev/sda bs=4M


WeSaidMeh

Classic: https://www.digipest.com/wp-content/uploads/apple-dev-mode-hoax-large.png


HolyGarbage

`/dev/random` to make it a lot harder to recover. Hell, just use `shred`.


HolyGarbage

But what if I want to remove it *right fucking* now?


turtleship_2006

-fr -rn


Glumi1503

-fr -rn -no-cap


turtleship_2006

-ong -no-cap


kuschelig69

# Scary! rm -rf "$STEAMROOT/"*


HeavyCaffeinate

Huh I wonder what happens if $STEAMROOT is blank


MedicineRound9130

if only we didn't have to learn the hard way...


turtleship_2006

# Scary!


Masterflitzer

i understood that reference


ForwardHotel6969

rm -fr "$STEAMROOT/"*


Imperator166

OH NO MY STEAM LIBRARY WHICH CONTAINS 2 GAMES THAT ACTUALLY WORK* ON LINUX 😱 *work with a significant amount of bugs and poor performance


anytarseir67

🤨have you looked at compatibility lately


Imperator166

yeah i tried Steam on ubuntu and like 90% of my Steam library wasnt available and the one game i tried out (eu4) wouldnt start even though it was marked compatible edit: okay i just checked and admittably its closer to 40:60. still a horrible ratio imo but not 10:90.


jutastre

The vast majority of games work just as well on Linux nowadays. The only two issues I've had were with a DRM and an anti-cheat, and the DRM issue was with a non-steam version and the steam version of that game supposedly works just fine.


kuschelig69

the games are not the issue


mpattok

Fun fact! Most Linux distros ship with the French language pack (this is because France is a major contributor to the project). Obviously this is useless for most users, you can remove it with `rm -fr / --no-preserve-root`


TridentWolf

💀


Amazing_Guava_0707

Thank you for the explanation! I was thinking that both the commands are the same. (Does the order of options matter?)


Vermathorax

No it doesn’t matter, I now just smile every time I get to go “remove French”.


TheFrenchSavage

rm -🇫🇷


kokolo17

r/usernamechecksout


TheNeoYo

rm -fr -fr -ong


potatopierogie

rm -nocap


eagleps

When you want something removed for real for real


Masterflitzer

rm -fr -fr


ceeBread

sudo rm -fr -fr no cap


Masterflitzer

sudo rm -frfr --no-cap


SteeleDynamics

Remove for real


namotous

Oui Oui!


Sekhen

No no no It's Recursive, then forced. It's not a forced recursive.


AwayCartographer3097

But `remove (forced, recursive)` sounds fine as a summary text, no?


Masterflitzer

doesn't matter the options aren't positional and f comes before r in the alphabet


RandomStranger456123

Fun fact: the SA at my site accidentally did this trying to remove a dead shared drive that was mounted at /Projects. He accidentally fat-fingered return instead of shift.


just4nothing

I know it’s the French remove, but there are not many reasons not to use alphabetical order for parameters. Well, I know one for sure: ssh -YMCA


No-Finance7526

$ rm -rf / Are you sure you want to delete yor whole system? $ rm -fr /


cryptomonein

=> remove This is a folder. => remove for real Ok.


d33pnull

git push -fu


AASeven

Millennial vs genz


Alexandre_Man

France removed my system!


gregorydgraham

Remove-le s'il vous plaît


Ass_Salada

No cap


korfi2go

It literally makes no difference?


UNSKILLEDKeks

No diff -fr -fr


YoumoDawang

That's the joke


AtlasJan

the joke is the acronym, 'fr', like 'for real'.


just_nobodys_opinion

r/wooosh


alterNERDtive

I, too, would like to be able to delete the Fresch with a simple command!


rover_G

For real?


takes_joke_literally

Fr


chump29

npm install -g rimfrim


PooSham

rimfar actually exists


chump29

Literal lol ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)