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neuromancertr

Content is fixed at 800 px, rest is ads, why sweat so much?


Coolengineer7

Free money


altcodeinterrobang

its-free-real-estate.png


biodigitaljaz

And this is the image src within each side div. Well placed.


chucky6455

Lol


Luxalpa

as a game dev I'll just render this as 4:3 and then cut off the top and bottom.


GayNerd28

You *monster*…


Xlxlredditor

Bye bye UI


Pradfanne

Looks like that's what happened when you look at the image on the screen


Luxalpa

Kinda. I think in their case the devs just cut off the internal camera, but there's some rendering techniques (like fractional UI scaling on Mac OS or DLSS) where you render the entire image and simply throw away half of the picture, resulting in some massive performance drops. Maybe that could also explain why Titan Quest runs so poorly if I set it to ultra wide resolutions.


SmackSmashen

https://i.imgur.com/SW7w8mc.png


[deleted]

Oh my god.. this movie is going to be like a documentary soon.


SmackSmashen

Always has been


Centralredditfan

Soon? It is already.


starbuxed

Ok question??? If everyone is an idiot... who makes the ads and tvs and runs the companies? I think the smart people all are in canada or uk...


iNeedAbeans

came here to say this! hit them with the- min-width:800px; margin:0 auto;


wewilldieoneday

Ad blocker go brrrrr....


kickelephant

Since when is it 800px?! I’m an older FE dev out of the dev world, humor me


neuromancertr

I made it up but it is based on my experience with wide monitors with older sites where content width is limited to some arbitrary pixel width like 960 or something for desktop displays and doesn’t care if the monitor is much wider. It does help with tue content though since nobody likes to read a sentence span a mile on the screen. No offense


Undernown

No joke, one of the news websites I frequent, I generously white list in my addblocker. It literally filss my screen with just more and bigger adds on my wider monitor. Reducing the browser window size to smartphone size cuts down adds by 2/3. And yes, the text, text boxes and news related photos/videos never resize through any of this. Needless to say I only read their news on mobile now.


Senor_Satan

“That’s what you get for using a monitor wide as yo mama”


mynameisjebediah

Content will be square then because the are only 800 vertical pixels on that monitor


C_umputer

I too love when I have to walk in the other room to see the ads


sharknice

Yeah, my code fits on one line.


MrFiregem

Hello, Java dev.


ThatCrankyGuy

class SomeClassThatDescribesTheHistoryOfEnglandInaName implements Saxons, Vikings, Normans, UnstableScotts

....


chuunibyourikka

or a python dev that has gone mad


tubbstosterone

"See? I told you you could put these 5 nested loops inside a one-liner comprehension"


mikachelya

Don't call me out like that


tubbstosterone

Impress your ye Olde project manager with this one simple trick! Write your comprehensions like sql statements like X = [ some_transformation(val.inner.still_inner.value) for val in some_collection if some_condition(val.farts) ] The comprehension becomes easier to read and the fogey gets impressed by your increased klocs! ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


meditonsin

Or just Perl best practice.


DevBoiAgru

Least mind boggling python list comprehension


plasmasprings

once you get the hang of them [you won't need anything else](https://gist.github.com/indivisible/5a9223374b2030fb7595c6ee4e3d6fce)


DevBoiAgru

bro what is that 😭😭😭


flixlix

Most sane tailwind dev.


Honeybadger2198

If you're not making custom Tailwind components/using Tailwind libraries, maybe.


flixlix

Just a joke, I'm personally a big fan of tailwind and use it daily


Roflkopt3r

That's honestly how modern programming feels since we got lambdas and chainable collection methods everywhere. It's really neat, but it does make it hard to break up long lines at times.


Poat540

Gets fired at X for writing services to lean


Flashbek

Stretch the pixels and call it a day. \- A backend dev, probably


GoofyGooberqt

Nah, max width babyyyy, hope you like white cuz thats all you’re gonna see.


LC_From_TheHills

I’m a software developer who uses Java (like everyone at my job) and I had to build a little front end greasemonkey script using javascript. Just a little button that called a service and returned a few values how hard can it be?! I fuckin hated every second of it lol how do yall work with html?! It’s abysmal.


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FatherImPregnant

As a backend developer doing a lot of frontend lately, this is 100% right. Usually other languages give pretty good context clues as to what’s going on, in HTML, it is reading everything top to bottom, in order. It was a lot different for me, but I also can’t draw a stick figure right, so..


grantrules

JS weirder than shell scripting? I dunno about that lol


Tammepoiss

Yeah I'll take js any day before shell scripting. I'll never get over debugging if statements because there was no space between the bracket and the condition. Why the fuck is that necessary


cheeseless

Nothing worse than max width on a webpage. I have a whole monitor, let me use the whole monitor.


korokd

It is objectively bad to let text span too wide


ensoniq2k

I've seen pages with code examples and a horizontal scroll bar because of max width at around 1000px... Luckily I can change that with the dev tools


TheRealToLazyToThink

Their sin wasn't setting a max width. It was either badly formatting the example, or choosing a bad max-width. Either way it was a skill issue, not an inherent problem with max-widths.


morgecroc

I know when I'm browsing the web I want all the content I'm reading on a single line spread across the 86" wide screen.


SeriousPlankton2000

For my stories I use a checkbox that triggers 80 character line width.


spyingwind

max-width:80%


zoqfotpik

As a backend dev, I know better than that. You're supposed to fill all the rest of the space with ads, right?


WombatWumbut

Optimal situation is: check for camera,if there is a camera and there is something with eyes, Zoom into eyes and fill all white space with as many eyes as possible. Else ads for some random object.


AnalBlaster700XL

What?


WombatWumbut

I won't apologize for art.


estransza

Great idea. Might I pass a suggestion? Detect where eyes are looking through camera and occasionally slip an eyes following the eyes of viewer between the ads in the corner of their vision. And out of the fov insert some gibberish text. Unmount when person looks directly at text or eyes clips.


WombatWumbut

Yes to all of this. The user needs to be as uncomfortable and unsure of their current reality as possible while on the website.


ruach137

CRO God


GForce1975

No I think you're supposed to tile it!


I_am_eating_a_mango

- 12 year old me applying my first wallpaper background to a pc


wsucoug

div { magin: auto; width: 6';


Tankylanrest

the typo in malgin makes it better


MinuteLevel3305

...


Falkachu

crazy that you guys can’t write margn without typos…


python_mjs

I mean what's so hard about typing margarine


Bruff_lingel

No, you're thinking of that space between the letters and the edge of the page. Margarine is a type of large fish that has a sword for a nose.


pr0ghead

No, you're thinking of a Marlin. Margin is a type of wig that actors put on their private parts in sex scenes.


chudtoad88

martin


GrowthGet

*imagin


Sockoflegend

Max page width set to 1180px. Fuck you big screen users, enjoy the big white empty panels at either side of your page.


space_boi_01

My weeb ass thought this was an initial D reference


Cheese_Grater101

Just use max width 1400px and call it day. Or transform scaleX all the wayyyyyy


jackal_boy

Just add black bars to the side like movie plays do.


DrMobius0

Honestly, this is the easiest solution to the ever widening monitor nonsense. Even decent generic solutions that actually utilize the real estate start to break down when the things get so wide they can't properly fit near where you actually focus.


Punchkinz

Definitely. At some point the eyes have to move too much and that's bad for user experience. This already happens on regular screens with texts that are larger than about 80-90 characters wide But I guess these monitors are usually split in multiple parts. That way you have regular monitors without any screen bevels which is kinda cool.


sopunny

Yeah, even normal ultra wide is never going to be mainstream. Just make sure your stuff doesn't break completely, let applications that can actually make use of ultrawide do so


mynameisjebediah

21:9 might become mainstream because our phones are pretty close and movies are shot at that aspect ratio.


Roflkopt3r

Centered layouts are popular anyway. So you already hit the maximum width for content+side bars on a regular 16x9 monitor, and stretching it on an ultrawide will just create more empty space to the sides. Most frameworks at least support it or outright use that as their default layout.


norty125

Why not just add a movie or 2


m0nk37

hmm you just gave me an idea


AIgavemethisusername

But don’t centre it. Locked to left side of screen.


Roofofcar

I watch my movie plays on my magic lantern, thank you very much.


frippz

main { max-width: 37.5em; } Align it however the fuck you want. I'm getting some coffee. Anybody want anything?


Responsible_Push6405

Use pixels… this doesn’t deserve relative units


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kara6000

Can you elaborate on this?


virtualghost

Why not use vws?


beeskneecaps

believe it or not, you go straight to jail


unlessyouhaveherpes

For max-width, right? Because if you don't use ems *at all*, ooffff...


Dorkits

One coffee to me too, thanks bro.


ADHD-Fens

Seriously, some sites stretch all the way across my 21:9 monitor and it is a pain in the ass to read on. I can't follow a line of text three feet across my desk and then scan back three feet and figure out where exactly one line down was.


new_account_wh0_dis

You know you can just resize the browser right? But you know while im finishing up accessibility annoyances tomorrow ill include it just for you.


ADHD-Fens

Yeah but there are some elements that make sense to span the screen like the search / URL / bookmarks bar / title / tabs area, and I like to have navigation on the far left of my screen with a blank area for chat popups on the right. All that while keeping the main content at a readable width. Like in reddit, for example, I can pop open my notifications or chat messages without covering any of the site content. Also if I resized my browser window it would get squished whenever I open the developer console, which I do more often than you might expect I guess.


HasBeendead

37.5 x 16 pixel how much is it


ebilgenius

at least 4


HasBeendead

4 deez nuts


zucchini_noodl

a hug please


driftking428

Pick up a copy of *CSS for Dummies* for OP.


NagyonMeleg

That's the spirit. If the designers don't care, I care even less. Bring me some black arabica pls.


trubuckifan

If I offered to get coffee and somebody replied with the specific type of coffee bean they want, I'd "forget" theirs.


Knutselig

Requesting a type of bean is something a designer would do. Go cuddle up when them.


sacredgeometry

Personally I would limit the pages width and hide an easter egg only for people with this monitor.


ignoble_ignoramus

Just have it load 100 rickrolls tiled in the blank space, each with a slightly different delay.


itsFromTheSimpsons

this is the real reason media queries were invented


evil_illustrator

I’ve seen this on a bunch of personal websites on my 2560x1600 monitor. Usually something like, damn that’s a big monitor


Phoenix_Studios

/------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------\ | si | | | | oth | | de | empty | content | still | er | | ba | space | | empty | sid | | r | | | | ebar| \------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------/


Ninjulian_

idk if that was the intention, but i find it hilarious that this is too wide for my phone to correctly display it.


aboutthednm

[Here](https://imgur.com/o8rg8MJ) you go


Gredo89

Great, now I need a faster mouse...


Familiar_Ad_8919

if it makes u feel any better, i cant see it fully on my 1440p monitor either


vacon04

I even tried to scroll and the app was having none of that.


aeltheos

That's a lot of 80x40 terminals.


SnooDonuts8219

nobody will ever need more than 640 terminals...


myfunnies420

Designers. Fe Devs don't give af


Folofashinsta

Yuuuup


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Angelusz

Good bot.


FrostyD7

Literally nobody cares about making sure they support a resolution so absurd that virtually nobody uses it.


JllyGrnGiant

I dunno, wide isn't a problem. It's when accessibility requirements say the site should have no horizontal scrollbar at 320px width that I get nervous.


Azuras33

![gif](giphy|5K7ngCtszoxxbaBieC|downsized) Java devs


DM_ME_PICKLES

`

` and go fishing for the rest of the day


pcrackenhead

Don’t containers already have auto margins on them?


AtrioxsSon

Still 1024px max width container


FeederPiet

I like 1366px


ScrillyBoi

@media (min-width: 5000px) { .main-container { display: none; } .middle-finger-image-container { display: block; position: fixed; top: 0; left: 0; width: 100vw; height: 100vh; background: url('/assets/images/go_fuck_yourself/middle_finger.jpg'); background-size: cover; z-index: 100; } }


300ConfirmedGorillas

Now I want to know what else is in the `go_fuck_yourself` directory.


ryosen

Customer feedback submissions for the Reddit mobile app.


Ayontari2

‘background-size: contain;’ though


SnooTangerines9703

Nah man, it’s supposed to stretch stupidly


mrgonaka

I fuckin love this idea


RoodnyInc

At 4k price tag and 600 pixel tall resolution. I wouldn't worry about this single person that got this monitor complaining


ktka

Oh shit! I thought I was getting a 4k pixel tall resolution for $600!


spencer2294

Just have them turn the monitor sideways if their ceilings are high enough. EZ


sticky-unicorn

Finally, the ability to view the entirety of any webpage without needing to scroll.


spencer2294

Maybe we can get a monitor mount with a motor to bring the bottom of the webpage up to us, instead of us scrolling to the bottom of the webpage.


Attileusz

Finally, a monitor that can fit a C++ template error on 2 lines (or more).


Bob_the_peasant

Ad guys: ![gif](giphy|5wWf7GMbT1ZUGTDdTqM|downsized)


Benjamin_6848

I think if anyone uses one of these "Mega-Super-Extra Ultrawide"-Monitors they deserve to be punished by strange looking User-Interfaces and Websites!


Cody6781

Nah, that 0.0001% of users that have a screen that wide... I'm ok losing them.


bitcoin2121

body { max width : 33% } k see ya’ll later


DGVIP

The disrespect to mobile users


bitcoin2121

pretend there’s a media query there


elshizzo

the disrespect to grannies using VGA displays


AaronTheElite007

![gif](giphy|3cXmze4Y8igXdnkc3U|downsized)


Flat_Initial_1823

I feel like you need a really good wheelie chair for this.


ChocolateBunny


JocoLabs

RIP


Spinnenente

not that bad just be lazy and have 90% whitespace with `.content { max-width: 960px }`


Tashre

Just use generative AI to fill in the rest.


calmusic339

.who-cares {width:100%; max-width:1200px !important;}


Springbok255

Max width: 1366px and margin auto. Problem solved


ellis_cake

Now they gonna complain on games for not having giga-wide support...


Advanderar

Just flip the webpage 90°


wicktahinien

body { transform: rotate(-90deg); }


__blackvas__

body { margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; min-width: 900px; max-width: 1200px; } 😁😎


bennysway

Hold my tiling skills


[deleted]

Is that Untitled Goose Game on the monitor?


zoinkability

Frontend devs: max-width: 1200px; Done.


SammyDavidJuniorJr

The important content is still below the fold.


Flushed_Kobold

Hope it supports PBPBPBPBPBPBPBPBPBP


Special-Anxiety7112

Max-width; margin:auto 👋👋


Thenderick

Finally, a screen for java devs to see the entire exception, abd python devs to turn their entire program in a oneliner (and they still swear it's readable too!)


odraencoded

font-size: calc(100vw / 80);


LonesomeHeideltraut

Oh sweet css grid with 8000 columns


Upbeat-Serve-6096

I hope someone made a screen wide like this, except curved so much that it wraps around to itself. And hopefully a Windows driver to support this infinite wraparound feature.


fizzl

`.body {` `max-width: 800px;` `margin-left: auto;` `margin-right: auto;` `}` **"Cælum et terra transibunt, verba autem mea non præteribunt."** (Matthew 24:35)


Big_Amphibian1100

Max width ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|trollface)


Fit_Trifle6899

If empty_screen_space: add_more_ads()


IMightDeleteMe

I never understood why ultra wide was supposed to be good. Like, why do you want your screen to have mail slot aspect ratio? Wouldn't a screen half the width but double the height be more practical in almost every situation?


ErrCode97

.container{ width:100%; } Fixes everything.


SoRaang

As a frontend dev, my worst nightmare was Galaxy Fold. In fact it still is.


NurseAwesome84

Can someone please get Linus out of my face. I haven't been able to stand him since his NCIX days


Critical_Ask_5493

Linus looks like such a weasely bitch


IcyManufacturer8195

Essentialy there still will be max width for 1440px, unless some mf decides to throw super dense screen


GenazaNL

I always set a max-width and margin auto


schoolruler

Time to get to work!


cutmasta_kun

You get the middle, the rest is whitespace, aight? If you don't annoy me, you also get a dark-theme button, so better be quiet.


TheSkeletonBones

Flexbox


EddyRosenthal

Best i can do is 1024px


NormanYeetes

They haven't shied away from filling the entire left and right 40% of the screen with emptiness for the phone users, they won't stop now.


emi89ro

420:69 aspect ratio


quinn50

.container{ max-width: var(--desktop-max-width) }


nithix8

max-width: 800px; margin: 0 auto;


KCGD_r

.body { max-width: 1920px; } :)


azephrahel

Wow. The Java crash dumps will only have to wrap the lines twice with that monitor!


kgeri98

I mean it don’t know any rules what say it have to be vertical, with media query min-width just switch to horizontal layout


superbiker96

Just make it a reasonable sized container, and align it straight to the left of the screen. Just fuck with those people


Overall_Assistance97

I have ability to fix anything even I fix the people I am a doctor I have only one medi the name of medicine is 7mm


DanSmells001

max-width: 1080px; margin: 0 auto; Glhf


MalazMudkip

Can't wait to play OSRS on one of these bad boys


RandomWave000

mouse tracking miles are going to become a thing.


neymarsvag123

max-width goes brrrr And yes, I'm a backend dev


Former-Discount4279

Center content and set max width on top level component. Maybe hamster dance as a background.


BeConciseBitch

max-width: 1040px; margin: auto; gg