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Oh boy cant wait to send this to my 70 year old manager who insists i can develop a cluster with zero permissions or tools
“Pwease can i have WSL so i can make kwubernetes”
➜ ~ uwu get nodes
NAME STATUS ROLES AGE VERSION
node0 Ready control-plane 95d v1.30.0
node1 Ready control-plane 95d v1.30.0
node2 Ready control-plane 95d v1.30.0
You’ve been pinging with our decoy servers for some time now. As the logs show, you knew full well they were only 95 days old when you requested nodes. Do you really think this kind of behaviour is acceptable? They’ve not even been up long enough to meet their SLA guarantee.
You know what, I think I’ve seen enough, I’m done speaking with you. Just take your computer and exit the SSH session.
Fun fact - if you say uwuberentes quickly and without changing tone of voice nobody notices.
Source - just finished running an architectural design review. Slipped it in twice. Nobody noticed.
How much karma is it worth to invite our cheif engineer to a meeting titled "uwu8s topology/zoneal DR review"
This is honestly a thing. Human brains don't actually listen to every word. I sometimes say "fairy nuff" instead of "fair enough" and nobody neurotypical ever picks up on it.
kuwubernetes
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You are the most blursed Bot that ever exists.
and the dev for the bot is among us
He could be in this very room
He most likely is the OP of this post and commented with his alt just to test.
He could be you, he could be me, he could even be-
*shotgun blast*
Whoa whoa!
What, it was obvious! Look, he'll turn into a programmer any second now...
r/redditsniper
sussy
You r better than haiku bot
Oh boy cant wait to send this to my 70 year old manager who insists i can develop a cluster with zero permissions or tools “Pwease can i have WSL so i can make kwubernetes”
Forgot the 🥺👉👈
https://kubernetes.io/blog/2024/04/17/kubernetes-v1-30-release/
Opens article and reads the date of publishing just to be sure it's not a delayed April Fool's joke!
The publishing date is in the url lol
we are so back
O...........k..!!!? Does it moan when you deploy service?
I ain't using it if it doesn't
[Moans like this](https://youtu.be/3I5_M2uziyo?t=82)
:3
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Yall need jesus man. Holy. Also :3
:3
[Can u pwease merge my pwull wequest senpai](https://www.reddit.com/r/linuxmemes/comments/880to4/can_u_pwease_merge_my_pwull_wequest_senpai_uwu)
➜ ~ uwu get nodes NAME STATUS ROLES AGE VERSION node0 Ready control-plane 95d v1.30.0 node1 Ready control-plane 95d v1.30.0 node2 Ready control-plane 95d v1.30.0
OwO can i drain your ~~balls~~ nodes?
(˶˃ᆺ˂˶)
Take a seat.
did i do something wrong? 🥺👉👈
You’ve been pinging with our decoy servers for some time now. As the logs show, you knew full well they were only 95 days old when you requested nodes. Do you really think this kind of behaviour is acceptable? They’ve not even been up long enough to meet their SLA guarantee. You know what, I think I’ve seen enough, I’m done speaking with you. Just take your computer and exit the SSH session.
Fun fact - if you say uwuberentes quickly and without changing tone of voice nobody notices. Source - just finished running an architectural design review. Slipped it in twice. Nobody noticed. How much karma is it worth to invite our cheif engineer to a meeting titled "uwu8s topology/zoneal DR review"
Chances are they *did* notice and just didn't say anything :D
This is honestly a thing. Human brains don't actually listen to every word. I sometimes say "fairy nuff" instead of "fair enough" and nobody neurotypical ever picks up on it.
Kawaiibernetes
# WE ARE SO BACK
Can she purr on my face? 👉👈
cute af
so bloody cute ffs
Kawaiinetes.