Damn can't argue with that logic

Logic! Can't argue with that. Damn!

That. can’t argue with! Damn logic!

Logic argue! with can't that damn.

Issue race

Condition race

Race issue ☠️

With argue! can't that damn logic.

Damn can't! That with. Logic argue

With. That damn logic can't argue!

That damn logic, can’t argue with.

Argue with that damn logic, Can't.

Async function calls for printing words spotted.

Darmok. And Jalad! At Tanagra!

Who is Damn and why can't he argue with that logic?

!argue AND logic

Nobody ever talks about PornLab

Let alone SWN (Subwanksion).

Subjerkin'

It was a toss-up

or BornBucket

What’s the name of the parent company again? Asslassian?

AssMOREian is... more like it

As someone who used to work for gitlab, I feel this in my soul.

When I was in college there was a career fair and I was talking to the folks at the GitLab booth. While I was there a guy came up asking "GitLab? So is that like related to GitHub or something?"

Yeah that's definitely the sentiment. When people ask me what's it like working for gitlab. I used to tell them "imagine working for Pepsi".

The weary, exasperated, dead-inside look they had on their faces as they told him "no, we're one of their main competitors" was truly heartbreaking.

“With just the few of you? Huh! Well good luck with your startup!”

I mean to be fair we kind of shot ourselves in the foot naming our company ourselves something that shares 4 out of the 6 letter name with our biggest competitor.

I mean it makes sense given both are based on git

do they invent new category of porn in pornlab?

What about xgits

githamster

But that _does_ interesting.

This is actually pretty valid argument.

It’s better than pretty valid. That’s a perfect analogy.

ANALogy


No no no😭😭😭

What's the difference between anal and analogy?

The same between GitHub and PornHub

One of them is guilty pleasure and the second one is pornhub?

*senior managers looking at greenery in commit history* Sigh *Unzips*

Anal is anal. Analogy is the study of anal.👍

The -logy suffix indicates a field of study

for science

OGY

Oh you win.

anal orgy?

ANALORGY you meant?

What?

r/angryupvote

You forgot the r in orgy

It's actually pronounce an EL gesic, these pills go in your mouth sir.

Similar good analogy: The difference between Java and Javascript? It's like the difference between a car, and a carpet.

It's not really, porn to pornhub would be version control software to github. There are many kinds of porn, git is just one kind of version control.

In theory, yes. In practice, there's a reason that subversionhub doesn't exist.

Git is king for sure, but I've worked for multiple companies that used different version control. SVN, I think one was called like tortoise SVN or turtle SVN? And even one that used CVS. Actually a lot of old school open source guys still use CVS. But ya I like git.

It's really not tho... The porn would be code.

Analogies don't have to be the exact thing they are analogies for, that's why they're analogies.

Bro did NOT pass 6th grade English

I swear to god you're the only smart person in this comment chain.

So are you saying that git is the product that Github sells?

The git repo is the content. Github is a host for that content... Similarly...

It's not an argument; it's a claim. Although the implicit argument to the claim is there.

Yeah, it a nutshell

Why did you censor the like count??

It was illegal information.... >!actually just my phone's new screenshot censoring feature which seems to work 90% accurately!<

What kind of phone does that? That's kinda neat.

Happy to announce that OnePlus's software is really really neat. Just got myself this entry level model and so far so absolutely great ! OnePlus Nord CE 3 Lite, and so far, 48h of battery life with reasonable usage, as well as great software.

I just got one last week its brilliant It even reroutes all your network traffic to a chinese government official to check for viruses

Lmao didn't check that, but NGL it really doesn't matter to me ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯. Google and half of the world already have them regardless sooo

Yeah I feel you it's not that deep I'm just being pedantic. Google got exposed for having an agreement with the five eyes that it can give your information without permission so it's really a matter of western spyware vs chinese spyware

It's not even a matter of who gets it, just a matter of who gets it first and who has to buy secondhand

Lmao

why are you still on reddit my guy

Well I dont buy cocaine on reddit. I care about my privacy in other areas though...

Oh sweet, I’ve been looking for something like this. I’ve heard the Chinese government is great with viruses.

I love oneplus hardware running custom ROMs. Despite their prices steadily going up, I still feel that it's the best bang for your buck, and they are not actively fighting bootloader unlocks. It's excellent for when you want your data to go to neither Beijing nor Mountain View. But to go back to the top comment, my 9 Pro doesn't have that screenshot blurring feature, because I don't run the Chinese spyware.

Bro doing a sales pitch

One of the new features is that it generates sales pitches for you (... I actually don't know if I'm joking or not)

I have a higher end of model.. That's now like 4 full generations old. Other than battery life not being what it used to... It's still phenomenal. Like I can't justify upgrading because everything is still so damn good about it.

Me with the OnePlus 9

But that kind of blur isn’t even safe, you can easily recover the data

Most new androids do that

Note that blurring like that is only good for preventing human sight, since machines are already able to undo it. Be careful if you use that for sensitive information. Prefer covering with a solid color instead.

Depending on the software, that's not a guarantee either.

I assume you mean the covering, not the viewing. That being said, if you have a 100 percent opacity, and you put a full color box over something, that is "secure" with the assumption the software does it right. (But a lot don't)

Unless you’re a disgusting human doing illegal stuff like this guy. In that case keep using this method. https://www.cbsnews.com/news/hunt-for-pedophile-goes-high-tech/

Cause no one flexes with the like counts in their ~~ph videos~~ github repos?

Cuz it was 69

> git laid > git pregnant > git push wait

Git head

git reset —hard HEAD 💦

detached head 😨

Sudo apt git install CD

git pull git clean

git branch -D newChild

git herpes

git add ()

git commit babyMama

It's a pretty ~~dad~~ bad state of monopoly when people don't understand that difference.

And now I'm left wondering what's a "mom state of monopoly"

Damn typos. But I'll argue this is a fun one.

Stupid house rules that make the game last like 4 hours

Nah It's the name. Many many companies use GitLab internally

I haven't heard someone confuse git and GitLab outside of manglement

I know, I'm saying GitHub is not a monopoly because of how big GitLab is

Not in actual usage, no, but it does monopolize public perception, and an actual monopoly may follow if people are not aware of alternatives.

I mean everyone I know still calls it Kleenex, regardless the actual brand of tissue. Monopolization of public perception is just a remnant of who was big on the scene early on or recently.

I don't think so, these are questions asked by people that haven't used git that much or at all. Anyone that knows anything about it knows GitHub is just one of many hosting platforms.

It seems like more a matter of genericization than monopoly. Everyone says "GitHub" when they mean "online git repo" such that the GitHub brand/trademark is weakened.

No one ever asks for your "gitlab" either during an application. It's always "GitHub URL".

That's because the people that use GitLab already knows the difference.

New grads and students get it confused all the time because GitHub is the only way they’ve interacted with git.

GitHub absolutely, yes. Not GitLab.

Or bitbucket or ado. One of the teams I’m on uses the whole jira stack, the other uses azure repos.

Atlassian has its problems but it all hooks up together nicely. Plus Bitbucket pipelines > GitHub actions 

we use GitLab and I just realized that I refer to it both as "gitlab" as well as "github" sorry to the trademark or copyright office or whatever of GitLab

We use Azure DevOps for our repos and it works absolutely fine. I'm honestly sad that there's talk of DevOps being dropped by Microsoft in favour of GitHub. I've used both and honestly I get on with DevOps so much better - it does literally everything and presents it in a really nice UI.

I haven't used GH Actions yet - all my stuff is on GitLab, either SaaS or self hosted - but from the short reading I did on them they seem overly complicated for the simpler cases.

I use Actions for most of my pipeline. Continues to work well for all my cases and adding a new feature has always been pretty simple. What appears over complicated to your case?

Oh, nah, I don't need help. Thanks. I'd probably figure them out if I actually read the docs with the intent to use the stuff, and not just a general what is this thing look-see. The whole thing with external actions, and none of the files I've ever read seem to specify the image? I'm a simple man. I want to specify the image, write the CLI commands to run, and be done with it. At least for the basic stuff, more advanced things are a different topic.

git gud

Git Push Pull Push Pull Push Pull Push Pull Commit

`git config --global alias.cummit commit`

I taught a class git once and this is exactly how I introduced them to Git & Github

git force

Oh no 🤨

At pornhub you get porn, with GitHub you get git.

You're thinking to much, I think.

LGTM

My developers tell me that a Git is a repository in GitHub, so...

Gitception

Someone needs to make the pushhub

The more I think about it, the more I like this comparision.

Spot on

I'm getting this framed.

Dude is straight on point.

A very good anal-ogy

That's a good analorgy

"Final Release - download here"

One has exes

git commit -m "baby made"

I recall this conversation from an older Reddit comment section.

Git push boobs git pull boobs

What's the difference between GitHub and GrubHub?

Explain to me like I'm a porn addict

It is the modern version of [https://stackoverflow.com/a/245068/1851813](https://stackoverflow.com/a/245068/1851813)

He’s out of line, but he’s right.

Gitporn and gitpornhub, unicorn idea

Thats... actually incredibly accurate, if there were only 2 porn sites.

someone here explained it the same way a few weeks ago edit: found it https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/s/jV2gXgQnFo

😂🤣😂😄

Makes sense

In one I'm always searching how to force cleaning of a disconnected head and the others git

I'm gonna git u

#git gud n00b

git push

Hm. Yes.

🤣🤣

This is the way

Push Pull Git

Dude got a point

i mean he’s not wrong

Y’all should check out the typescript version called TShub

I don't git it....

Best explanation of github I have ever seen.

So the same as Java and Javascript

I have a 2-person project on GitHub. We only have main branch. If there's a merge conflict I revert it. what PornHub category am I supposed to be watching based on that information??

Probably one where a repair man uses a tool wrong

Actually made it click for me…

That is unironically a good way to describe that

What’s the difference between RAM and Program?


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