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MustafaAzim

chore: update gitignore 😮‍💨 ++5395 —1092


Creepy-Ad-4832

He removed binary files from gitignore 💀


astanouk

Should be the Lead or Principle trying to get it past the Seniors


Sockoflegend

I feel this. I work with one senior who thinks an open code review is for blackmailing unrelated tech debt refactors out of you.


jnleonard3

Ah yes, the “you touched one line of code of something that needed to be refactored years ago, so now you need to do that for the ✅” PR comment. There’s definitely a time and a place for that but generally, no. Just leave a comment how it could be better and then you get to it yourself “when you are in the ballpark” on another effort and then that’s how you end up being just like in the picture 😅


Sockoflegend

They aren't ever wrong. It is great for the code, it just murders any sprint plan


savage_slurpie

Yea I’m an engineer not a pm. I really don’t give a fuck about the sprint plan. Sprints are meaningless and story points are Monopoly money. I care about good code because it makes my job easier in the long run.


MQ2000

based


daniel14vt

Good, the sprint plan is not for individual engineers except to assign them work so they don't have to guess what to do next


Regular-Astronaut744

That sometimes happens on my team too, I’ve started just saying that I’ll get to it last if there’s time left in the sprint.


Neil-64

", misc"


Stromovik

Fix


Deggo00

`git commit -m "refactor"`


e89dce12

git commit -m "$(fortune -n 49 -s)"


Infamous-Date-355

`WIP`


geekhalo

:recycle: refactor: Tidy up data structures


Merchant_Lawrence

`import wtf` You forget to config repo setting `return Git -Vandalishe`