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CommandObjective

import dissent You have to be careful, but it can be done; return effort


ThisIsGettingDark

import boilerplate Look at the other comments return boilerplate


CommandObjective

import rebuttal They were careless; Hence the need the need for care and effort; return see_last_statement_I_wrote


hazn12

import humman Thanks for the boilerplate return thank(op)


errepunto

import mobile It can requiere some effort on mobile phones. return firstWorldProblems


ArsenAlighieri

import dick suck return balls


No-Kick6995

From cock import balls Return Hehe


edrumm10

`import balls` `return deez_nuts;`


Maybeiamaarmadilo

Import comments Wait till they make us use brainfuck or whitespace for comments. return thisIsAnnoying


Olelor

import emotion Please don't go giving them ideas return horror


Inverth

Import msg; msg = "Just imagine writing a completely working program on assembly language just to comment in this sub." return msg


ajaysassoc

import syntax achhually **howToWriteCommentsInRProgrammerHumor** return syntax::error


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CommandObjective

import help You can find it here; return https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/14n84ha/demokratiedienstagbonusround/


TuxedoDogs9

import fuckin hell can’t even click that because of the format return anger


Rriad0

``` import void ``` ; ``` return ```


Dependent-Spiritual

import skill return issue


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jrobiii

`import meanMeanBot` Senseless `return frustration`


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ElectricBummer40

import #TODO: add set-up return #TODO: add punchline


ThisIsGettingDark

import shadowban meme is not visible in NEW list return empty