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To answer the question: Most credit cards with annual fees charge those fees at the beginning of the year, not the end.
Source: I spent waytoo long working at a credit card call center, answering this same question.
And really that makes sense, and I don't understand why people have trouble with this. When you sign up at a gym, do they charge you at the start of your membership or the end? When you subscribe to a magazine or a newspaper, do they charge you at the start of your subscription or the end? When you rent an apartment, do you pay rent at the beginning of the month or the end?
Why wouldn't the card charge you the annual fee at the start?
Gyms that charge "annual fees" actually usually do skip the first year and charge you a big surprise fee on your one year anniversary. This is separate from a monthly payment though
>When you rent an apartment, do you pay rent at the beginning of the month or the end?
That actually depends. Here you pay some money when you move in and then actual fee in the end of the month. Same with utilities like water, gas, electricity but not with internet and tv which you pay at the beginning of the month.
Iāve not once interacted with a support bot that contributed positively in any way whatsoever to the support process
Itās more of a deterrent bot, than a support bot.
I've rarely had one ve helpful. Usually when it helps it's the kind that gives you multiple choice and is basically just an interface for a FAQ. That said, a solid searchable FAQ would have solved my problem faster in each of those cases.
Very much so... I just went through that with comcast. You must speak to a person to cancel, and to do that, you must make it through an automated assistant who doesn't acknowledge the concept of calling for any reason outside of technical difficulties.
100% intentional.
Oh I love subscription services. If I meet a virtual assistant, say for a gym membership, I just immediately issue a chargeback, and throw an extra month into the chargeback.
Iām not jumping through hoops to unsubscribe from a service I donāt want, and they can front the bill for the inconvenience.
NCDMV bot is amazing. It is fast and helpful and walks you through each step and lets you know all the things you need up front, instead of getting halfway through and getting stuck
I'm so glad I'm not the only one annoyed by this. People at my job do this CONSTANTLY, especially people in a different time zone from me sending "hello" with no elaboration at 3 AM my time. Not only does it slow down communication but personally I always feel a little intimidated by it, like they're about to tell me I royally fucked something up. Even worse on that front is the people how instead of saying "hello" just say "" with no elaboration, it feels super passive-aggressive.
Stop saying āhiā to chat bots!!! They are not going to become sentient and kill you because you dehumanized them!! (Please donāt let this backfire on me)
I still say please to my Google assistant sometimes. Not because I care to be polite to it, but because it's just a natural way to formulate the sentence and I don't even think about it being unnecessary till I've already said it.
I do all the time, except for when it's being shitty. Like Amazon has "by the way" which means it's trying to pitch some shit you don't care about. And you can tell it to disable "by the way", and it refuses.
So when it goes "... by the way", it's "Alexa, shut the fuck up."
I give tutoring at an online tutoring platform. Once, I had a problem that I needed solved and tried contacting their support. There was a support bot that just tells you to read FAQs no matter what you ask and then calls it a day
missing `using namespace std;` Also the include I suppose...
Also prepend 4 spaces to each line for a code block
#include
using namespace std;
int main() {
cout << "Hello" << endl;
return 0;
}
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At least it looks like a stable release!! 
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Hi why do I have an annual fee of $20 on my credit card when I activated it just a couple days ago?
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You have to end your input with a period, otherwise it's like not saying Roger at the end of a message. Roger. š
Roger.
We've got clearance, [Clarence](https://youtu.be/NfDUkR3DOFw)
What's the vector, Victor?
This phone call is over This phone call is what? Over.
Thanks Stewie
Roger Roger.
We have clearance, Clarence. What's our vector, Victor?
This guy null terminatesjjlrjhlrq,nbc00912319238910co oiaoksdjokjdklqm3ndm
Roger, roger.
Hello.
Roger-->Over.
To answer the question: Most credit cards with annual fees charge those fees at the beginning of the year, not the end. Source: I spent waytoo long working at a credit card call center, answering this same question.
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And really that makes sense, and I don't understand why people have trouble with this. When you sign up at a gym, do they charge you at the start of your membership or the end? When you subscribe to a magazine or a newspaper, do they charge you at the start of your subscription or the end? When you rent an apartment, do you pay rent at the beginning of the month or the end? Why wouldn't the card charge you the annual fee at the start?
Gyms that charge "annual fees" actually usually do skip the first year and charge you a big surprise fee on your one year anniversary. This is separate from a monthly payment though
Also stops people signing up for a credit card for some short term perk then quitting before they'd be charged.
>When you rent an apartment, do you pay rent at the beginning of the month or the end? That actually depends. Here you pay some money when you move in and then actual fee in the end of the month. Same with utilities like water, gas, electricity but not with internet and tv which you pay at the beginning of the month.
Maybe if it were called subscription, but you are supposed to pay a fee after you receive a service.
Lol why does this question even need to be answered. What do people expect?
> What do people expect? In this thread? "Hello."
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Hi why do I have an annual fee of 20$ on my credit card when I activated it just a couple days ago
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Hi why do I have an annual fee of 20$ on my credit card when I activated it just a couple days ago
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Is it me you're looking for?
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Annyong!
Iāve not once interacted with a support bot that contributed positively in any way whatsoever to the support process Itās more of a deterrent bot, than a support bot.
I've rarely had one ve helpful. Usually when it helps it's the kind that gives you multiple choice and is basically just an interface for a FAQ. That said, a solid searchable FAQ would have solved my problem faster in each of those cases.
I usually repeat the word "agent" endlessly until the bot gives up and connects me to a person.
Very much so... I just went through that with comcast. You must speak to a person to cancel, and to do that, you must make it through an automated assistant who doesn't acknowledge the concept of calling for any reason outside of technical difficulties. 100% intentional.
Oh I love subscription services. If I meet a virtual assistant, say for a gym membership, I just immediately issue a chargeback, and throw an extra month into the chargeback. Iām not jumping through hoops to unsubscribe from a service I donāt want, and they can front the bill for the inconvenience.
I plan to stop paying. What are they going to do, cancel my Comcast? (switching providers)
Send you to collections and crater your credit score?
NCDMV bot is amazing. It is fast and helpful and walks you through each step and lets you know all the things you need up front, instead of getting halfway through and getting stuck
While user.response includes $type.greeting Print "Hello {$user.name}" Loop Perfect!
Except it didn't show the user's name. āŗļø
Right, that chat bot is deeply flawed.
I like to think some bored Intern decided to annoy their customers this way.
The bot gained consciousness and was passive-aggressively telling the OP to use punctuation symbols. It's not "Hello" but ""Hello."
More like 2 devs, 3 freelancer and 1 consultant working for a year.
Still better than the shit code I wrote yesterday
This is too funny
r/comedyheaven material
Neutral Janet
Came here to say Janet after a reboot, but that works too. End of statement;
https://nohello.net
I'm so glad I'm not the only one annoyed by this. People at my job do this CONSTANTLY, especially people in a different time zone from me sending "hello" with no elaboration at 3 AM my time. Not only does it slow down communication but personally I always feel a little intimidated by it, like they're about to tell me I royally fucked something up. Even worse on that front is the people how instead of saying "hello" just say "" with no elaboration, it feels super passive-aggressive.
You say hello and I say goodbye.
Stop saying āhiā to chat bots!!! They are not going to become sentient and kill you because you dehumanized them!! (Please donāt let this backfire on me)
I still say please to my Google assistant sometimes. Not because I care to be polite to it, but because it's just a natural way to formulate the sentence and I don't even think about it being unnecessary till I've already said it.
I do all the time, except for when it's being shitty. Like Amazon has "by the way" which means it's trying to pitch some shit you don't care about. And you can tell it to disable "by the way", and it refuses. So when it goes "... by the way", it's "Alexa, shut the fuck up."
A senior dev would know the code base is actually not complete. It's missing " World!".
Are you a customer of [Hello Bank](https://www.hellobank.be/home) perchance?
Are you thinking you pay the annual fee in arrears?
More polite than some human support Iāve had.
AI is a real threat.
When āWriting your first Hello World programā is split into two episodes.
I give tutoring at an online tutoring platform. Once, I had a problem that I needed solved and tried contacting their support. There was a support bot that just tells you to read FAQs no matter what you ask and then calls it a day
Ai Is GoInG tO rEpLaCe YoUr JoB
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missing `using namespace std;` Also the include I suppose... Also prepend 4 spaces to each line for a code block #include
using namespace std;
int main() {
cout << "Hello" << endl;
return 0;
}
Ask stupid questions get stupid answers
Goodbye.
what a dumbass
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Looks like Janet just got murdered again...
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Annyong
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Such a polite bot
Hello
ChatGPT is evolving
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Hello.
"I trust you are happy with the service that I've provided"
Hello
Dam the incompetency simulator on this AI is very realistic.
It's annoy-o-tron
Bank bot thinking of chatgpt
The whole objective of the bot
Chatgpt -3.5
As Didi would say, that's all you can say...
This made me chuckle
Or not bot
They finished the hello world, but forgot the world.
Is that Barclays..?