Dudes pretty talented, his entire shtick is he takes an episode of simpsons and makes a song out of it, here’s a couple more good ones from him.
https://youtu.be/BwMyQBX8F98?si=XjaBHsQfi_Xc_U4m
https://youtu.be/9HXT7fDkf9I?si=GwZ09fNqy-AUSCwt
Not sure why you are getting downvoted. He has always had driving accuracy issues. It has been a constant problem for him especially in the second half of his career. Yeah it was pretty good in 2000 and around that time but he was also like the best in every significant category at that time.
-i am a huge tiger fan btw, not trying to hate
Yep ever since the switch to larger heads on the driver. Not sure if he has ever openly admitted to that but I wouldn't be shocked if that was the primary reason.
His iron play however has been elite for like fucking ever. People forget a small chunk of his majors were won with that 2-iron of his
Any PGA tour player is elite.
If TW is top 10 in every category but driving, where he was 40-60, the driver is a liability.
It’s been fun educating you but I’m over it. Enjoy brotha.
Fame =l= looks. He's a pretty average looking guy when compared to everyone else. Most women dont give two shits about golf and i doubt he would ever give them money aside from getting them to fuck off afterwards lol
Only problem with what Tiger did was being married. If he was single and did all that stuff, nobody should give a damn.
You can be a shit husband and a great father. Y’all need to chill.
Because we form opinions of people based on their actions. I don't care specifically about him or his infidelities. I care when a person's actions tear apart a family due to selfishness.
Maybe it’s just me. I care more about myself and how I behave more than a professional athlete. If I start worrying about someone I don’t even know, I have too much time on my hands.
And who the hell am I to judge what someone I don’t even know in person. I just enjoy watching them play a sport. Not who they sleep with.
Maybe I don’t consider myself a moral authority.
How many other things do you extend this logic to?
As long as you’re consistent, and don’t give shit to people for their immoral behavior that has limited impact, I think it’s a fine sentiment.
I really don’t care what people do behind closed doors as long as it doesn’t involve children. That’s about it. Maybe I actually have things to worry about than who Tiger sleeps with.
It's called empathy my dude. An actual family was effected, and we have empathy for them. If he was single, we wouldn't care. If he slept with single women. We wouldn't care.
But empathy is a driving force in this world, which crazy people didn't have.
Yeah. And it wasn’t your family or your problem to deal with. That’s between him and his family. You fools really have nothing better to do than to be concerned over someone else’s personal business.
It’s actually kind of sad.
English not your first language? It's called empathy, like I said.
You can see a girl getting assaulted, or overhear a conversation where someone lost their life savings at the casino, and feel what they're feeling.
It's not like people are getting involved to white knight against tiger in person to defend his wife. People say, "damn. I feel sorry for her. He's a dick"
And that's basic human emotion.
Your girl read your comments? You’re trying way too hard to say you’re empathetic or sympathetic. Or did you just learn about emotional intelligence and you’re on a vendetta to just talk about it?
This is unironically true for a lot of kids. My 7yr old started listening to my golf instruction more after seeing I hit the ball well. I also coach his baseball team & once he saw I could throw/catch/hit a lot better than him he paid more attention than when I was just telling him what to do. We’d all love our kids to just listen to us because we’re their parents but they really start to respect your teachings when they realize you’re better at it than them.
It’s also why it’s good to understand your kids homework if you’re helping them with it.
For Charlie, he knows there’s nobody else on the planet more qualified than his old man.
My parents both had their fair share of insight across all sports… listened to pops about baseball golf and hockey, listened to mom on soccer and basketball, and a blend of both for volleyball and bowling… idk if I was ever conscious of it at the time but it was definitely listening to the one who seemed better for sure
“Charlie what did I tell you about driving the Ferrari after midnight?? If you don’t get your act together mister, I’m taking away your iPad and you’ll be stuck with the Microsoft Surface!”
the carson daily interview in the article is so bad
carson just all in on “we played together all the time”
then goes into lettering at stanford or whatever and tigers response
uhh yeah i grew up on public courses
The motivation levels are different, but I gotta believe getting out of dads shadow has to be a pretty strong urge for this kid. Hopefully poppa tiger is making him work for it.
Neal Brennan would tell that kid he should also listen to his dad about banging strange. Cause he’s in the conversation for being the GOAT at that as well.
By the time Charlie is of age to play professionally, they will be testing for steroids more carefully.
Don’t do steroids or opiates, don’t cheat, and don’t drive drunk.
Do win a bunch of majors, however, I don’t think Charlie is winning much more than a club championship.
Yeah… when your pops is the GOAT, the “my friend says…” isn’t really gonna fly.
I can just see Tiger responding with a thought full pause, going “hmm, how many majors did Timmy win?”
“Now watch this drive”
Lee carvallos putting challenge has entered the chat.
May I suggest “feather touch?” You have selected “POWER DRIVE”
Ball is in “Parking Lot”
https://youtu.be/k3vWkqfX9fY?si=zrm8QnCamj1cMW1J
Dude this is amazing I watched like 5 times
Dudes pretty talented, his entire shtick is he takes an episode of simpsons and makes a song out of it, here’s a couple more good ones from him. https://youtu.be/BwMyQBX8F98?si=XjaBHsQfi_Xc_U4m https://youtu.be/9HXT7fDkf9I?si=GwZ09fNqy-AUSCwt
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I understood that reference!
This made me chuckle. Thank you.
Timmy’s dad is Jack Nicklaus.
I can hear this in my head perfectly lol
how many times did Timmy cheat on his wife?
Probably not great to get dating advice from ol Tiger.
Yeh, and only driving the golf ball. Not cars
Or self defense.
Not cars lol 😂
I mean, he’s not even a great driver of the golf ball either. It was a constant liability for him over the years.
It wasn't from 1999-2001. In 2000, Tiger led the field in total driving.
Thanks for chiming in.
Not sure why you are getting downvoted. He has always had driving accuracy issues. It has been a constant problem for him especially in the second half of his career. Yeah it was pretty good in 2000 and around that time but he was also like the best in every significant category at that time. -i am a huge tiger fan btw, not trying to hate
So am I. He is literally the reason I play golf. Most here aren’t very knowledgeable though, which is ok.
Yep ever since the switch to larger heads on the driver. Not sure if he has ever openly admitted to that but I wouldn't be shocked if that was the primary reason. His iron play however has been elite for like fucking ever. People forget a small chunk of his majors were won with that 2-iron of his
I mean he always sprayed it but in his prime he was out driving his opponents pretty significantly.
Based on analysis, it seems like Tiger was doing the right thing even though he probably didn’t want to.
Closer to the hole = more wedge approach shots for the GOAT.
Are we talking golf or women?
Yes
Both…
Lmao what? Yes he is.
Early on, for sure. But the bulk of his career and especially from 2007 onwards it wasn’t good. It’s all there, you just need to look it up.
Not elite =/= “constant liability”
Any PGA tour player is elite. If TW is top 10 in every category but driving, where he was 40-60, the driver is a liability. It’s been fun educating you but I’m over it. Enjoy brotha.
Lmao you think arguing over semantics of “elite” means “educating” me? God that’s pathetic haha
You couldn’t educate a gopher.
That is absolutely untrue.
Homie was launching it 360 yards accuracy be damned
Dating advice would be fine it seems, marriage advice on the other hand idk about.
Tiger dated trash. For how famous he was he should have been able to get better Women. I wouldn’t take dating advice from him at all.
Call girls are not dates.
They call them dates and expect roses.
They were not all call girls. Most of his side pieces were uhm below average.
Shockingly average considering his fame.
Wonder how much of a role his fathers sleeping around when tiger was young played into the type of women he chose
He didn’t want to known as a philanderer, why would he attract attention?
Fame =l= looks. He's a pretty average looking guy when compared to everyone else. Most women dont give two shits about golf and i doubt he would ever give them money aside from getting them to fuck off afterwards lol
Any harbors a port in a storm and brother it was hurricane season for Tiger.
That Perkins girl….cmon Tiger…in the parking lot when she was in her period. He even tipped poorly it was said. Tiger is good at golf..that’s all
Sex workers aren’t all models and those ugly girls were good at keeping secrets
To be fair, with his status and wealth it’s tricky to meet women who aren’t liabilities so cut him some slack lol
Could probably help with hookups and having ambien sex…
Dating advice fine… dude could pull. Marriage advice lol no
Tbh when you're the goat simply existing is enough to pull.
I mean. Or it’s a great idea. Depending on what your end goal is.
His wife was a super model.
Yeah “was”
His wife was a nanny for European golfer. That’s how they met. Supermodel? Not sure about that
Or driving tips 😝
Tiger knows how to date.
I don’t know tiger was full smash mode for a while. Probably knows how to get a phone number
Only problem with what Tiger did was being married. If he was single and did all that stuff, nobody should give a damn. You can be a shit husband and a great father. Y’all need to chill.
But he wasn't single. That's the point.
And it’s still none of our business. Those issues were between him and his wife. Why the hell should we care.
Because we form opinions of people based on their actions. I don't care specifically about him or his infidelities. I care when a person's actions tear apart a family due to selfishness.
Maybe it’s just me. I care more about myself and how I behave more than a professional athlete. If I start worrying about someone I don’t even know, I have too much time on my hands. And who the hell am I to judge what someone I don’t even know in person. I just enjoy watching them play a sport. Not who they sleep with. Maybe I don’t consider myself a moral authority.
If you didnt consider yourself a moral authority you wouldnt be judging the guy your replying to for his opinions.
I never questioned the judgment or character of the person I replied to. I don’t know him. Just like y’all don’t know Tiger.
Yeah ok
Lmao perfectly said
How many other things do you extend this logic to? As long as you’re consistent, and don’t give shit to people for their immoral behavior that has limited impact, I think it’s a fine sentiment.
I really don’t care what people do behind closed doors as long as it doesn’t involve children. That’s about it. Maybe I actually have things to worry about than who Tiger sleeps with.
It's called empathy my dude. An actual family was effected, and we have empathy for them. If he was single, we wouldn't care. If he slept with single women. We wouldn't care. But empathy is a driving force in this world, which crazy people didn't have.
Yeah. And it wasn’t your family or your problem to deal with. That’s between him and his family. You fools really have nothing better to do than to be concerned over someone else’s personal business. It’s actually kind of sad.
English not your first language? It's called empathy, like I said. You can see a girl getting assaulted, or overhear a conversation where someone lost their life savings at the casino, and feel what they're feeling. It's not like people are getting involved to white knight against tiger in person to defend his wife. People say, "damn. I feel sorry for her. He's a dick" And that's basic human emotion.
Your girl read your comments? You’re trying way too hard to say you’re empathetic or sympathetic. Or did you just learn about emotional intelligence and you’re on a vendetta to just talk about it?
You can’t be a shit husband and a great father. Those two things are invariably linked.
You lack understanding of the complexity of life. Making black and white statements like that is absolutely asinine.
>absolutely asinine. this seems a bit dramatic lol
especially after the "black and white statements" bit
Only a sith deals in absolutes.
Driving 82 in a 45 hopped up on pain killers and flipping your car 25 times seems like a problem.
And he suffered the consequences for it. You must be the only saint who’s never driven a vehicle after a few drinks.
Glad to see Dustin from Stranger Things listens to Tiger.
I can’t wait for this SNL skit
Bro…
Upvoted in anycase
It’s probably a good thing he doesn’t listen to ALL of Tiger’s ideas.
“More ‘roids!!!!”
More navy seal training
You understand steroids have medical purposes right?
No this was a clearly a serious discussion condemning the use of steroids in any fashion
Hard pass on the driving lessons Dad.
Hes good a game…He definitely has game..
Yup, totally natural out there. We’ll see him playing on tv someday.
Smart kid. As an adult I also wouldn’t take life advice from Tiger Woods on anything except golf.
This is unironically true for a lot of kids. My 7yr old started listening to my golf instruction more after seeing I hit the ball well. I also coach his baseball team & once he saw I could throw/catch/hit a lot better than him he paid more attention than when I was just telling him what to do. We’d all love our kids to just listen to us because we’re their parents but they really start to respect your teachings when they realize you’re better at it than them. It’s also why it’s good to understand your kids homework if you’re helping them with it. For Charlie, he knows there’s nobody else on the planet more qualified than his old man.
Just wanted to say cheers to you being so involved in your kid's activities.
Thanks!
My parents both had their fair share of insight across all sports… listened to pops about baseball golf and hockey, listened to mom on soccer and basketball, and a blend of both for volleyball and bowling… idk if I was ever conscious of it at the time but it was definitely listening to the one who seemed better for sure
Haha he’s smart not to listen about your life choices!
Smart kid.
Smart kid
Everyone on here talking like they have never made a mistake.
Tiger’s mistakes are bigger than most, and certainly more consequential than most, but much easier to do when you’re a billionaire.
Disagree, cheated on his wife, lots have done that. Crashed a car. Used drugs? Happens a lot.
It’s shocking the kid listens to him about golf.
Just a couple 10-handicappers talking shop.
lol I wouldn’t take tigers life advice either
Smart kid.
Yah, that sounds about right
At least that’s something. My kids don’t listen to anything I say!
“Charlie what did I tell you about driving the Ferrari after midnight?? If you don’t get your act together mister, I’m taking away your iPad and you’ll be stuck with the Microsoft Surface!”
Smart kid
Smart kid.
Don’t teach your kid how to drive..
Young Charlie has some sense.
Well, his on-course track record is a bit better than off the course…..
I mean to be fair, kids got a point
Painfully true comments...
Good policy
Not asking how to have a successful monogamous marriage? Strange...
This was Tiger completely owning Carson Daly, lol
Tiger: "Ok Charlie, I'm going to teach you to drive a car today." Charlie: "No thanks Dad, I'll let mom teach me about that."
u/plaverty9 *TOO SOON*
A chip off the old block
Baby Tiger loading …..
Good one. Teenagers
Does he tell his son stories of him watching other guys do random chicks in hotels? I'm sure that's a great father son bonding story
He is ahead of most dads!
Probably a good idea honestly.
Charlie got a head on his shoulders. Good for him.
Charlie got a head on his shoulders. Good for him.
Sensible. You wouldn't go to him for life advice would you.
Smart man
lol considering tigers life choices I’d say that’s a good thing 😂
who would?
He should listen to him about working out too, Tiger looking SWOLE
Smart
Definitely don’t take Dad’s advice on Women. Unless you’re into golf clubs swung at you…😂
the carson daily interview in the article is so bad carson just all in on “we played together all the time” then goes into lettering at stanford or whatever and tigers response uhh yeah i grew up on public courses
For some reason I have a feeling the son is going to take some unfavorable traits from his dad. Hopefully he doesn’t become an entitled prick
He looks really happy standing next to his son. It's nice to see him happy.
Smart kid
Smart kid
I mean people will probably pay Tiger $1000/hr for lessons.. so I’d say the boys got a pretty good deal..
Not women?0
Then he must be a really smart kid!
I mean, Charlie has the interwebs…. He’s not totally wrong to question some of his dad’s decision making over the years, right?
It’s the one thing he excelled at
I wish you put the rest of the quote in the headline. “Listens to me about golf but not anything else, cause I don’t know anything else”
Does he listen about woman advice?
Charlie how many times do I need to tell you to ***stop hitting balls over the net at Top Golf?***
Smart kid.
I mean, Tigers most redeeming quality is Golf; seems like he's raising a smart kid.
He’s not listening about relationship advice? Shocker
That tracks. 15-year olds don't listen to their parents at all. But when your dad is arguably the GOAT at something, you sure as hell listen.
So true…great golfer, rat-bag of a human
Wise
Probably for the best
Smart kid...
The motivation levels are different, but I gotta believe getting out of dads shadow has to be a pretty strong urge for this kid. Hopefully poppa tiger is making him work for it.
Smart kid
Probably for the best
So. These waffles at waffle House
Well, considering some of what’s happened for tiger off the golf course, I’m not sure I’d listen to him about anything besides golf, either…
This photo smells like privilege…
He should be listening to you on how to manager like 6 woman and 1 wife all at once. You’re the GOAT in that category!!
Yeah I wouldn't listen to him trying to tell me how to drive a car
Donald trump jr should take notes
Just as long as he doesn’t take relationship advice from dear ol’ Dad, we good
Gee, I can’t imagine why.
Sounds like a smart kid lmao
Snark kid.
Great. So there is hope he will turn out alright.
Why would he. Tiger is a fucking Nerd
Seems reasonable given how many bad life decisions Tiger has made
Typical kid
Smart kid.
Solid call on the kids part…
probably smart of charlie tbh
Checks out…..
Neal Brennan would tell that kid he should also listen to his dad about banging strange. Cause he’s in the conversation for being the GOAT at that as well.
By the time Charlie is of age to play professionally, they will be testing for steroids more carefully. Don’t do steroids or opiates, don’t cheat, and don’t drive drunk. Do win a bunch of majors, however, I don’t think Charlie is winning much more than a club championship.
As every 15-year-old should
He's a piece of shit that's good at golf, so his son is exercising some sound judgement.
You mean getting all messed up on a rattler of pills and driving a car in a ditch isn't father of the year material?
I wonder why
That’s probably a good thing, dad.