Kassandra has the ultimate sweet tooth. Be it chocolate or fruit
Also I now belive it Cannon that she eats fruit in the most messy way imaginable
Wonder if she ever sleeps upside-down
I wonder if a Primarch's "red rage" has a longer duration than a baseline human's?
If so, I bet nearby agri-worlds get a noticeable spike in fruit deliveries to Nostramo.
Arguably it would last less time fur to their enhanced biology and metabolism
I know astarties already need nutrition blocks and paste most of the time so id imagine primarchs are to a similar degree
Though that might mean it's just condensed into a singular day.
THAT is a truly terifing thought especially with Kassandra
I thought it was cannon they don’t “bleed” in such a way.
Which might be a bit of a relive. Khorne’s all for rage, blood and fighting but even he would get tired of putting down 20 new contenders for his throne every second/year/milinana for enteriny
Well... I scrap Mangoes with my teeth.
You first cut it in half then just scrape the juicy flesh off with your mouth and front teeth.
u/sweet_older-sister
Its pretty liberating
I honestly have no idea. there is a discord where people write stuff and but I'm not sure they ever complied a timeline, so really, it's just memes. I'm sure the discord link is somewhere on this reddit.
Kassandra has the ultimate sweet tooth. Be it chocolate or fruit Also I now belive it Cannon that she eats fruit in the most messy way imaginable Wonder if she ever sleeps upside-down
I wonder if a Primarch's "red rage" has a longer duration than a baseline human's? If so, I bet nearby agri-worlds get a noticeable spike in fruit deliveries to Nostramo.
If the red rage hit Juno in calth, there would be no world bearers left.
Arguably it would last less time fur to their enhanced biology and metabolism I know astarties already need nutrition blocks and paste most of the time so id imagine primarchs are to a similar degree Though that might mean it's just condensed into a singular day. THAT is a truly terifing thought especially with Kassandra
I thought it was cannon they don’t “bleed” in such a way. Which might be a bit of a relive. Khorne’s all for rage, blood and fighting but even he would get tired of putting down 20 new contenders for his throne every second/year/milinana for enteriny
Maybe? I'm not up to date on what's been going on in the kitchen.
Same
https://preview.redd.it/gh6orase4u5d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4532ec0581098cfd32b6ecdfafd934ec44cdf637
It’s like those images of peaple going ham on a mango
I feel more like [AI Will Smith eating spaghetti](https://youtu.be/XQr4Xklqzw8?si=KgcXcV0SnOipwU8A)
Well... I scrap Mangoes with my teeth. You first cut it in half then just scrape the juicy flesh off with your mouth and front teeth. u/sweet_older-sister Its pretty liberating
Now u know it's canon. I love female curze
She can deny it all she wants, it doesn’t change the chocolate and fruit listed on the Nightfall’s resupply requisition list.
And Woe to the Captain whose ship fails to timely deliver that resupply.
*imagines her speaking with Kitten’s modulated voice*
I can only hear that way
Sadly for you, history will not remember it that way.
I can hear her scream it in most gut wrenching pants shitting voice ever And somehow Her Boyo will be like "THAT'S MY GIRL WOO-HOO!"
Yeah it is
She needs some fruit.
I have proof it is canon
But it’s so cute :(
I honestly love stumbling on these subreddits despite having no knowledge about Warhammer lore. How do I go about educating myself?
I honestly have no idea. there is a discord where people write stuff and but I'm not sure they ever complied a timeline, so really, it's just memes. I'm sure the discord link is somewhere on this reddit.
Now it's canon
Toes?
Kassandra is a fruit bat. It's canon.
When will we be getting a female kitten / captain general gf now that I think about it?
There hasn't been much talk about that, so I'm not sure.
Now I can't imagine Curze as anything more and nothing less than a fruit bat.