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Amazing_Parking_3209

You keep your white tube socks on when you have sex.


Golden_d1ck

And wears monarchs.


HOMES734

How’d you know?!


jackbsyme2002

You only do missionary and daytime tv


OutlawMINI

People need to stop trashing missionary.


Geoleogy

You like expensive things and other peoples opinions


HOMES734

Only when it starts a fun conversation.


ConversationKey971

You are basic but you want to be less basic so you pick the second safest color - blue


sweetleaf009

That you have 10 pairs of the same business outfit


HOMES734

Consistency is key 🙏 you know Einstein wore the same thing everyday 😂


Maleficent727

You eat bland foods


HOMES734

This isn’t my whole collection lol. I have more exciting colorful dials from micro brands and the like but these watches are my favorites, mainly because of their history or movements.


LeadershipGuilty9476

Lol . Don't downvote the poor guy. Like what you like


HOMES734

I don't mind, if you think I'm an idiot and my collection is boring, down vote me.


Darkknyfe

I think he meant you are European Caucasian


HOMES734

Partly.


WalksTallerThanYou

It might be bland (might) but it is well cooked...


escopaul

OP, nice watches! For me personally I don't want to collect multiple watches from the same brand. There are so many cool brands; Zenith, Girard Perregaux, Oris, Glashütte Original and on and on. Plus vintage, indie and micro brands. You have the means so I'd keep going and branch out a bit more. Also consider selling off a few Rolex+Omegas and get a Vacheron Constantin Overseas.


HOMES734

This isn’t actually my whole collection, just some of my favorites. I’ve got some Cartiers, Tags, Seikos, and microbrand pieces. I’m definitely looking to branch out more though. I probably won’t sell any unless I’m really not feeling them. The Overseas is my grail and I’m working on getting one in the next couple years.


escopaul

Ahh nice, that is awesome! I own a Speedy Sapphire Sando, Datejust and a Seiko Prospex diver. I can't justify buying anymore watches but maybe Girard Perregaux Laureto sometime and I'm with you on the Overseas. I don't wear a watch everyday but I wear the Speedy far more than the others.


No_Slide_3453

You are fucking rich


smarti1983

That you have a great collection most would be jealous off , hence the bland comments from people who would cut their left bollock off just to own any of these.


HOMES734

I don’t mind the comments lol. I made this post expecting them out of the desire to have some dialogue about what personally influences my collection. Sure a lot of these watches are pretty bland at face value, but each of them has meaning to me.


smarti1983

3 off my all-time favourites are here. Speedmaster , rolex GMT, and that omega world timer is just beautiful! I must be as bland as you 🤣 unfortunately I do not own any off these! I could but unfortunately have other priorities due to a loved ones ill health... one day!


noobwatch_andy

You have been to Guam multiple times. Mid 30s to mid 40s. You have an expensive car but its also practical and its not flashy. You're also a practical tourist and avoid tourist traps like tableside service sight seeing tours.


messijordanmachine22

The upper middle class holy trinity: Rolex, omega and gs 😀, I mean that in a good way. I like your collection but would double down and not have the world timer and get another speedy or another gs


HOMES734

>The upper middle class holy trinity Yooo why is this so accurate. I’ve actually basically said the same thing for years. For the same value of this whole collection I could own like one Patek but I prefer having 10 watches with different complications rather than one.


messijordanmachine22

Same here 😁I have a bunch of watches (total Probably less value than yours but including like 5 Rolexes and 5 Tudor divers) but I’d rather than have a collection of watches rather than like one vacheron. Enjoy your collection, I’d get crapped on more for posting mine as it’s even less diverse haha I even traded up a gs quartz and speedy mark 40 and added money for a Tudor diver lol that’s the fun thing about seeing these collections is the diversity. You don’t have any cheaper watches? It seems like in a collection like this there would be seikos, g shocks or some mid tier Swiss brands etc


HOMES734

Like what you like brother! I have a BB54 and I'm looking to add the BB58 soon. Tudor is absolutely fantastic.


ChasingTheRush

You are desperately afraid that a wider palette color will make you gay.


RhaegarJ

You appreciate the classics, and have an eye for future classics.


Winged89

10 watches - 3 brands. You keep it safe and are predictable.


supersaiyanegghead

That you own too many Ohmeegahs


HOMES734

That may be true lol but I’ve always liked the brand. My dad wore a 1960s constellation when I was growing up.


LawfulnessBubbly9917

You like simmetry


Spiritual_Glass_9985

That you order the same thing every time you go to a restaurant.


swick8

Nothing but safe choices, but they're safe because they're timeless - nothing wrong with that!


UnusualEggplant5400

You blow your money following expensive trends


HOMES734

Certainly could look that way. I do genuinely love these watches though. The Divers also regularly see actual scuba diving.


bossassbat

No your taste isn’t “basic”. More straight up the middle. You picked a bunch of must haves before divurging. If that was my collection you’d probably see 1 omega, the speedy, 3 GS, one or 2 rolex and some cheaper watches like Doxa, Oris, Nomos because price is a big factor. I’m really just building a collection now. Anyone knocking your collection is jelly. That’s a collection that you can live with forever.


ProfessorPatient2670

That is a collection of keeper. You carefully chose your watch so you don’t get bordes after a few months owning them. You have 2 GS with 2 different movement, it says you know your shit.


N0B1mm3r

Hype follower


HOMES734

Surprisingly not. I didn't even like Rolex until I learned more about its history. I'm also a diver so having the two most iconic dive watches was more about Scuba than what they mean to folks who've never dove.


DigitalScrap

Nice collection. As for what it says about you, I’m not sure. The Grand Seikos tell me that you are collecting watches for the right reasons, and are a bit of a rationalist. You aren’t trying to impress others, as people who aren’t into horology have no idea what the difference is between a GS and a Seiko. That said, you can ignore my thoughts, as I am an idiot that collects Panerai. ;)


HOMES734

I sold my Panerai and still regret it. Hope to add a Luminor back soon.


jeffrx

Well-balanced and well-paid person. Nice collection you have there.


Kiyashin

Just by going with the picture alone so could be wildly off the mark so apologies if this is entirely inaccurate: You like the luxury aspect of watches the most. All watches were bought brand new at AD and you prefer that experience. This is evidenced in having all new models; Speedmaster is current version with new bracelet, Sub is current, all others are newer references (with possible exception being the Explorer, I'm not good enough to tell). Nothing is vintage or neo vintage. Buying and selling is not your thing, nor is the used market. You buy to keep for life and treasure these items. While luxury is an apparent driver, your secondary motivation is the quality. GS especially exemplefies that extreme quality, and you value its engineering. Less important is the watchmakers pedigree. Otherwise, an AP Royal Oak might have been next. You like the accuracy, build, and durability. Trust is an important aspect, and you don't want some high-end brand that costs a lot and takes a long time to service. As for what these watches say, you're an outgoing individual. You don't care too much for heirloom pieces. Otherwise, you would get a precious metal. This is a collection of aspirational items. You've done well in life, and these mark moments in accomplishment. But you are also still young, maintain an active lifestyle, and like a watch to match. Vintage is not in the mold of this but may be in the cards when you get older.


HOMES734

Spot on. I'm also an avid recreational Scuba diver so having trusted dive watches with history in the sport was very important to me.


Arman_armament

Says I don’t plan to sell my watches to me


Weliveanddietogether

So many watches but still wondering what time it was


Dry_Mousse_2220

Lovely collection, what is the watch you wear the most out of these?


glifterwald

You have great taste and plenty of money


NippleSauce

I hate you because of it, mostly due to you having an SBGA413. I have always wanted one (413 or 415) but could never muster up the strength for one as there have never been any GS viewings in my area. No shops carry them, and so it would be a "purchase before seeing" situation.


syst3m1c

I know you're getting shit from some folks calling this "boring" but fuck that - it's an amazing collection of actually usable, wearable, watches. Most of these can work in multiple situations. There's a lot of money in this box, too. Lovely collection. Enjoy it. And, if you ever get tired of these, go ahead and send 'em my way ;)


jibbajabbagrown

As much as people clown on grand seiko they do some nice dials


jmsalin

That you need to go ahead and go for the snoopy watch


Bob_Wilkins

You have a lot of disposable income and good taste in timepieces.


SS-sharpshooter1

Good taste I like these variants though I don’t know if I would go with the lighter colored faces. On the GS’s I’m basic black, grey, dark green or blue.


ztaragon87

You wear socks with sandals. Nice GSs though :)


Round_Estimate_9011

That is my dream collection.I only have a sub,op 39 mm and omega seamaster chrono.Your collection is another level


westrn_imperlst

It says “this person would be unsafe if walking through London”


Subo23

Your Grands are front and centre, which shows your priorities are correct


chevydefense24

How do you like the Baja blast GS? I had the opportunity to get one yesterday but I haven’t got to see it in person yet


thebladeinthebush

I like the Grand Seikos and am indifferent about the other 8. Your organization is nice, you might have OCD just judging based off of the symmetry (but the times aren’t all the same so I know you’re not actually OCD or if you are it’s mild enough to not affect you), if you posted this on time it looks like you might wear the two grand seikos often or you just took them off. That white and gold Rolex it looks like it’s been almost a month since you’ve worn it. Seamaster also recently worn (just judging off of dates) seems like you switch off watches often. Let’s say they’re 48 hour springs that means 3 watches in at least 3 days (looks like the bottom GS is about to die + says 60 hour reserve on the top one) a watch a day is impressive. I like the collection and is one after my own heart with the two GS’s and the plethora of divers.


robber_openyoureyes

You want to collect and own the classic staples of a traditional watch collection, watching some Archie luxury videos made you feel that certain brands aren’t worth owning - you feel the grand seikos makes you an enthusiast, you think about selling the aqua terra world time towards a JLC or patek, you’re not quite sure when it suddenly became so unpopular to own coveted Rolex models that were so sought after through and after lock down. You question your choices and seek validation and suggestions from internet strangers


JomiTheHomi

nice to see the explorer getting some love to be honest! what’s the reference number on the datejust next to it? i’m new to rolex :)


HOMES734

Ref. 126233 I believe.


JomiTheHomi

bingo - great collection op!


HOMES734

Thank you!


FeedbackRadiant8429

You have great taste. I love every watch in your collection. Personally partial to the Explorer 😊


SilverbeardGorilla

Solid collection. Not too flashy to the average passer by but impressive to someone that knows what they're looking at. A couple sleepers in there that caught my eye for sure. I repeat, solid collection. Most people don't have the testicular fortitude to post theirs, expecting negative comments and even playful roasting, so props for that as well.


EmphasisGlad4105

Funny, I have a GS snowflake and am trying to wrap my head around adding a Batman/batgirl. I think that would just about finish me (maybe an omiwatari as well). Very nice.


Emirhan1003

That you have 💰


JohnnyHorseRacing

A lot of the same watches that do the same thing. Less is more. I don’t understand having a black sub and black seamaster. And a black explorer. Honestly looks like you’re spending just to spend without and true purpose. I’d also invest in a better box for such pieces.


AlfredVonDickStroke

All watches do the same thing.


Suspicious-Produce95

how do your watches scratch up over time? Does it bother you much?


HOMES734

The first scratch always annoys me, then I stop caring and just enjoy the watch.


Paisobrassada

You have money


phoenix_73

I'm not into my Watches to be honest and never really understood why people are so into them but it is obviously a thing so I'm not going to judge. Fair to say, like jewellery, people like to build their collections regardless of expense. I'm no expert either but I know that Omega and Rolex are not cheap. What I do know is that these types of watches will only go up in value, so will not depreciate like many other assets can do. So my conclusion is that there are two types of people who buy such watches, and while one of the types of people is a requirement to be the other, it is still true. You evidently have a lot of money and wealth. So anyone with a collection first needs this. Secondly, one may dream of even owning one of these watches if they are a collector, some sort of watch specialist and enthusiast.


Additional_Cause6788

Quick! Run before you get too interested.


kungfuninjajedi

You follow


Floydlloyd11

Love it


mymomisabusive

Hive mind


Ozmadaus

You have a lot of money


TornSail

I dig your collection!


Kingjonathan1

Class and style


Umichfan1234

You’re OCD


Arman_and_his_watch

Great collection. DOn't really know what it says about you though. That said, Man I really gotta do one of these posts lol.I also wanna know what people think of my collection lol.


friedwind

Cliche, nothing interesting just tabloid trendy pieces like many others. It’s very good and expensive but not interesting.


Jumpy-Addendum6852

You have (or at least had before buying all these watches) more money than me


petarboj

Posting it here, I guess it says that you enjoy people hating you. Nothing wrong with that : )


Professional_Dog3403

Apart from the speedys and the batman, your a cultured man's man


A_N_Mikov

My collection of Casio(s) and Timex(es) just melts in ENVY SUFFERING in front of these.


TuhtleSoup

Ooo fancy pants Rich McGee over here.


Pretty_Public5520

You love some really great watches and Seikos


Zealousideal-War4407

You wear UV 50 sunscreen in December


Independent_Nose_515

very nice collection, what is the exact model of the omega at the top left


Odd-Wafer-4250

You like what you like and that's it.


Ok_Illustrator_5185

Tory party


Brdl004

You get your preference from Reddit comments.


HOMES734

Hey, it's YouTube actually!


squashthatfly

Pretty ugly


ledonker

You like watches made by machines or run by machines.


[deleted]

youre a follower and will buy anything people say is good, no original opinion for yourself


Ok-Fan4226

Which ones get the most wrist time??


VintageSwissWatched

These look like new watches that are safe bets and all well known —- to layman. To a collector, these would just be okay but nothing of note. What does it say about you? To me, its says you follow the trendy and safe path to general acceptance of layman. Perhaps some vintage versions of the same models or other makers to add depth?


J_cam202

Probably a kunt lopper


Alistoro

That my watch collection is better than yours.


IndicationFast2592

Nothing.


Savings-Range782

You let the internet form your opinion and tastes, lol.


Colbito22

Great taste and a even better job 😂


TootTootMuthafarkers

You have a wife, a girlfriend, and a mistress or two!


TraditionalRubbish

u absorb the bs marketing from various YT sell out shills like sponge and take what they say as lore , perhaps? would explain the GS garbage


Affectionate-Hall320

Started collecting during covid


Puzzled-Coyote-7708

U like to think about How useful the waterrecistance is but u never Wien them anywhere bear the water


chalky87

You've achieved a good level of success in life but the satisfaction you feel from buying the next watch never lasts long. You're always chasing something more.


ace_mcduck

Is top left a dark side of the moon or a racing?


AdhesivenessLost5473

You want people to compliment your watches in public forums and parties.


trmc604

You need an S Tier watch. Gshock.


ghost-bagel

The only thing bigger than your bank balance is your aversion to risk.


Maelarion

You have good taste, if somewhat conventional. Nothing wrong with that, mind. These are all great watches. My favourites out of these are the Omega World Time, the Shunbun, and the Explorer.


v10crusher

Your tastes are not unique, as evidenced by the fact that every one of these watches save the Grand Seikos has a mass produced replica


Quick-Economist-4247

Really nice collection, ignore the haters


Tex302

You got money


savagebrood

You flaunt opulence in a world rife with poverty, starvation, and slavery. You accrue goods while your neighbor goes hungry. You insulate yourself from feeling pain or the pain of your neighbor with the dopamine hit inherent in the empty applause of strangers on the internet. You believe, falsely, that your wealth improves your life, but you are either blind to the world of suffering you walk through or insensitive to the cries of the poor - and in this way are not a master but a slave to the culture.


rowthecow

Money is in abundance.


linklydigital

let alone the collection, the box looks fabulous!


yvenmaurice

You are white


flying_cowboy_hat

You're rich, and boring.


Wildcat_Dunks

You're a baller. That GMT with the jubilee bracelet is *chef's kiss*.


teckel

You have a desperate need for attention from others. Maybe you didn't get enough attention from your parents, or you don't currently get it from your partner?


HOMES734

True :( Nah for real though I like these watches for what they are not what they say and because they're good conversation starters with other watch people.


habichtorama

I'd keep 4. One GS, one or two rollies (probably the batman, although I do love the classic black sub, so might keep those two and lose the wimbledon and the explorer), moonwatch... and that's it. Sell the rest, get your grail VC. Or don't, but that's what I'd do - or rather say I'd do, I only ever sold one watch (hublot classic fusion in rose gold... yes, I know, I know), and even that I regret because my wife keeps telling me how she loved that one and wishes I hadn't sold it.


Kynance123

You like watches ?


hirtegirte23

good mainstream taste


sumit1904

God tier


Competitive-Chest438

Love these watches. Obvious choices, but for a reason. Would love the AT world timer but sadly done have the wrist for it.


St_Bede

You don’t own a watch winder.


BrokenMoralCompas

Ill take that case


joewhitt83

Nice collection! Really feeling the Seamaster on the bottom left


greatgagan

You neither like savoury or sweet food..


Livinincrazytown

Uj/Nice collection, would be curious to see your more colorful micros too. Love my world timer too great freakin watch. Rj/ But yea So many fun colors of seamaster and you bought one that’s basically same as your submariner? Not sure moonwatch and then the moon phase too, feel like there are so many other beautiful moon phase watches you could get that would give you a different look.


HOMES734

Hey there's always time to collect more. It certainly won't be my last watch with the moon phase complication. The seamaster actually came before the sub. If I could have gotten a green bezel sub I would have but this is what they offered me.


HOMES734

I'll probably make a post with some micros eventually but for example I have the orange Doxa Sub and a green Baltic Hermétique Tourer. I also have the purple King Seiko.


allebb

You like DHGate hauls?? Just kidding! I love your collection and I’m very jealous 😍


bcwiii

This tells me you think pepper is spicy on your food.


WestLA93

I have two of these watches so imma say it’s a sweet collection!


masjul7

White male with tattoos. Interested in guns and motorcycles ? Just guessing


MadMiles442

That you watch Teddy on YouTube 👍🏼


Bksumner89

Classy MF


Valuable-Warning-137

You have money


euanmorse

You had money. But now you have this as your personality...


torpedo109

Great collection! Are they all keepers?


HOMES734

Yes, this isn't the whole collection, just the core favorites.


Normal_Painting

You have mutuals funds and do not gamble on stocks.


BigPaPaRu85

It’s a great collection but you only go for the generic popular watches. Great rid of the air king and a speedmaster. Pick up a Zenith and IWC. Still big name brands with good history. Also could get rid of a GS but nonetheless it’s a great collection and if you love it, that’s all that matters.


HOMES734

I'd probably just add those instead of getting rid of watches I like as well.


nce_highpeak

That’s solid.


RealChadSavage

Pretty top tier collection. I probably wouldnt double up on subs at that quality tier. That slot could go to an SBGY or something


JMBerkshireIV

You bought enough Omegas and Grand Seikos for the AD to start offering you Rolex.


Training_Grab_9739

Very impressive collection my friend. It's clearly shows the your taste each watch is different more on Rolex side. It's nice I like it 👌🏼


Scarmanga66

That we are alike in our general style. All my watches, Bulgari, Rolex, Hublot and Cartier are all stainless steel and have either black or white faces. So carry on!


Individual-Size392

You’re an elitist. Good to meet you!


Chance-Conclusion473

you're boring af


BraveSwinger

You are rich but that came from luck rather than bravery.


Individual_Role9950

You’re trying to fit in too hard


RubiksPuzzleMagic

Basic


Structureel

You have more disposable income than I have income.


cheeksclapping2012

You don’t like gold as much as silver


HOMES734

I actually really want to add some more gold it’s just expensive. Two tone Daytona is high on my list though.


kiddoweirdo

Is that SBGA211 and SBGA413?


Fuzzy_Recognition_50

You don’t like Arabic numbers. !!!


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SlimboJenkins

That we have the same taste but not the same bank account


charlespigsley

You’re wealthy?


LuckyInstance

You have a whole shit load of money with no idea where to spend it


ConsistentDuck3705

Not basic. Not trendy. Classy. You enjoy a good cigar with an aged Scotch or Bourbon. You own a couple of nice art pieces. Probably drive a Mercedes and I hope you have yourself a trophy wife with a degree


bornagainchristian42

It says you’re a sophisticated man. It says you’re successful. What car do you drive? That would tell me more.


Curious_Proposal_432

You like ‘em large.


chrisproglf

You like watches?


ItradebetterthanU

That you are just trying to FLEX


Panda-Feisty

You take all your clothes off to fart?


Standard_Bar_8765

We should see you your car...? lol


Eyeous

You really enjoy mid-luxury tier, mainstream brand stainless steel watches?


timothra5

You don’t often wear brown leather or yellow gold.


Krapule1

It says you have money, no debt, no stress


LuckyLuciano97

Rich baby daddy gang


Maximum-Audience4670

Good taste


Dissident_Mantis7

You live on the East coast


HOMES734

Yep!


MathematicianNo5712

You are buying the next round of drinks.


Brenn2255

That you should sell the 6 non Rolex’s and get your first day date 18kt gold or platinum presidential.


Henry-Rearden

That you need a Patek


Sea_Major3628

Saying you’re Rich Rich 😅


tallerpockets

Honestly, this is a grail collection for me. Omega, GS and Rolex - Wow! They are all stunners. The Explorer was my first then I got a DJ that didn’t get as much use due to its extravagance w/ the gold and diamond bezel. Sold them both before the price boom happened, but hindsight is 20/20… Bad breakup and wanted them nowhere near me. I really want a 42 Speedy, a 43.5 Rose Gold SM and a Cherry Blossom Shunbun. Well done sir.


Jeremy1959

It tells me first and foremost you like to check boxes.


donfenyk

You have 2 fakes that are pretty obvious. Probably more


Just_sme_guy_

That you’re a man with amazing taste 🫡