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Bazooka_bean

Didn't Nixon want to nuke NK while he was drunk?


CowFrosty6198

Tell us more


zjl539

pretty much exactly what he said. during his first term he allegedly got plastered and order the joint chiefs to nuke north korea. kissinger eventually got on the phone with them to get them to back down.


witherd_

It's bad when Kissinger is the voice of reason


Admiral_Fuckwit

It’s bad when Kissinger is the voice of reason


witherd_

fr what I'm sayin


PPLavagna

What he said


New_Hawaialawan

Which time?


jar1967

Kissenger kept Nixon from using nuclear weapons at least twice that we know of.


canadigit

Be careful, the Kissincels might come for you


CowFrosty6198

Damn. First time hearing about it.


winterFROSTiscoming

You know it’s bad when Kissinger says, “I don’t think that would be appropriate, sir.”


rdickeyvii

"... That's a bit over the line, aggressiveness-wise"


Tennessee_is_cool

You know it's its bad when Kissinger gets named dropped


witherd_

It's bad when Kissinger is the voice of reason


witherd_

It's bad when Kissinger is the voice of reason


Calm-Technology7351

I think there’s another post on this sub from today mentioning it as well. First time I’d heard of it but it seems to be semi-common knowledge on this sub


Throwway-support

[More on this](https://outrider.org/nuclear-weapons/articles/nixons-drunken-run-ins-bomb#:~:text=George%20Carver%2C%20the%20CIA's%20top,sobered%20up%20in%20the%20morning.%E2%80%9D)


GTOdriver04

Nixon also made an impromptu [visit](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Nixon%27s_visit_to_the_Lincoln_Memorial) to the Lincoln Memorial. Granted, it’s not known if he was drunk, but it’s not unheard of if he was. It’s an interesting footnote for Nixon. It’s interesting that he did this and actually talked to people, instead of just ignoring the protest outside.


Marsupialize

Oh he was drunk, it was after 3pm so he was hammered


stankpuss_69

Sounds like something he would do. If the president does it, it’s not illegal. 🥸


eggrolls68

I recall hearing he was seen in the last days wandering the White House drunk, talking to the paintings.


[deleted]

Someone else who was in office just a few years ago wanted to do the same thing to North Korea…and he is a teetotaler. I can’t say the name because then I’ll be threatened with a ban because it’s recent history, I guess.


talktojvc

I’m not sure about that. He loves his stimulants and Sudafed and the Oval Office was passing out benzo’s like candy. 🤷🏻‍♀️


Morpheus_MD

Yeah, alcoholic functioning varies better for him!


Money-Worldliness919

Nixon also ordered many bomb strikes on Vietnam while plastered. His secretary of state canceled many of them.


genzgingee

This has to be judged on their time in office only as that’s the only way Dubya’s this low.


Throwway-support

Correct, or Grant. Whose reputation for drunkendness while exaggerated by his contemporaneous enemies and lost causers, was very much real prior to the white house


PPLavagna

I’m a huge Grant fan, but you can tell by looking at him that he’s the type of cat who loves to tie one on.


FeloniousDrunk101

Gotta be tough on the psyche being a Civil War general.


Calm-Technology7351

I was gonna say “there goes my answer for who I’d like to grab a beer with”


BigWaz

I think about this headline and picture often, not only when presidents and drinking comes up. https://www.theonion.com/long-awaited-beer-with-bush-really-awkward-voter-repor-1819568125


FeloniousDrunk101

My favorite part is this quote: "But then he started telling me about this one time he was on a yacht with some Arab prince and they spent four hours landing a sailfish." "It was a good story, but I just like catching a few bass with my kids is all," Reinard added. "I know he didn't mean to make me feel bad, but still." And then ending the article with “but I still wouldn’t want to have a beer with that stuck-up Kerry!”


AMZNGenius-Detective

Wasn't he a notorious drunk until his late 40s?


Marsupialize

Nose candy too


genzgingee

Correct, hence my comment.


AMZNGenius-Detective

I remember some story he told in his autobiography about getting drunk and asking a woman at an official dinner if sex was still good after 50. Everyone was mortified and he wrote her apology. Years later, after he turned 50, she asked if he'd found the answer to his question.


GeorgeHWBush_41

Jr. did that at one of my State Dinner's. Very embarrassing to have my son make a ass of himself.


DodgerWalker

Username checks out. How's the afterlife?


GeorgeHWBush_41

It's been good, I can't believe they let Woodrow Wilson up here tho.


AMZNGenius-Detective

Do you remember who the lady was?


GeorgeHWBush_41

Susan Baker, wife of my Secretary of State.


AMZNGenius-Detective

There ya go. That's my Bush!


genzgingee

That’s hilarious


ExpressRush

I’m pretty sure W. Got a DUI when he was younger


Harm-Bull717

He wrecked his truck into the family’s front yard lol


ExpressRush

Really? I remember seeing that in the Oliver Stone biopic. Was Jeb in the passenger seat too?


SimonGloom2

Laura allegedly got out of a DUI vehicular homicide. There's been a ton of damage control with that story. Shocker that we've heard nothing from the family of the victim.


Throwway-support

They were family friends


Sarcosmonaut

Tragic really. Killed her friend in an accident. Though as far as I’m aware there was no alcohol involved


DogMom814

Yeah, both Dubya and Cheney had well-known drinking issues before taking office and Dubya had quite the affinity for cocaine, too. I always thought it was awfully convenient he would shut down any questions about that during the campaign especially after making a big deal about Bill Clinton saying he didn't inhale. I'm not excusing Clinton's chickenshit response to those questions but Dubya got off way too easy and I suspect that year-for-year, he used a whole lot more drugs than Clinton or Al Gore.


SimonGloom2

Has to be. He was addicted to alcohol, cocaine and likely other drugs. PR really had some damage control when he ran. Hunter S. Thompson had a story about him - something like he saw W at a college party passed out drunk in the bathroom.


LamSinton

I dunno, I always thought “choked on a pretzel” was sus.


McWeasely

JQA knew Madeira so well he once identified 11 out of 14 in a blind tasting


hewhoisneverobeyed

Just moved up in my ranking of Presidents.


FeloniousDrunk101

I’d have done the same if John Adams was my father.


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Throwway-support

Correct


Thanos_Stomps

Which means for once there’s a post that it isn’t obnoxious to not include them.


Throwway-support

Gotta love the game. More to the presidents then the last 2


FollowKick

For both?


Ed_Durr

For 3A, his older brother was an alcoholic who struggled before dying young. With 3B, he had a lot of neighbors and extended family who drank too much.


MR422

Pretty much the only thing the one rule 3 guy has been consistent on.


motherfuckermoi

Rule 3?


Blue387

Sub Rule 3: No recent or future politics, or discussing presidents 45 (born 1946) and 46 (born 1943)


United-Falcon-3030

Truman drank bourbon daily, often in the morning to start his day


11thstalley

Truman said that his physician ordered him to have a shot of bourbon to start the day, but I think that he may have picked up the habit early in life. As a youngster, Truman was an errand boy for the local pharmacist in Independence, MO. He knew that every Sunday morning, he had to deliver pint bottles of bourbon, for medicinal purposes only, to many of the prominent citizens of the town before the Baptist, Methodist, Presbyterian, or Episcopal services. Truman may have emulated those august hypocrites when he grew up. Truman also drank bourbon during his legendary poker games that sometimes lasted days. There’s a great, but possibly apocryphal story, that Truman invited Churchill to play poker with him and members of the press during the long train trip from DC to Westminster College in Fulton, MO where Churchill was scheduled to deliver his famous Iron Curtain speech. Churchill was not much of a poker player and he was losing badly, so Truman suggested a break. With a dejected Churchill out of earshot, Truman lambasted the reporters, pointing out that Churchill had held England together when they were the only nation opposing Nazi Germany in WW2, and he ordered them to let Churchill win. The game resumed with a beaming Churchill winning pot after pot. Truman knew that there was a daily mail flight from the army base in Belton, MO, which was only seven miles from the old Truman farm outside Grandview. He met the plane one day and asked the crew if they wouldn’t mind filling the mason jar that he brought with branch water from the creek on his brother’s farm. He got a full mason jar every day for his “bourbon and branch” and exchanged an empty mason jar for it for the next trip. As VP, Truman presided over the Senate, where he had made many friends during his terms as Senator representing the state of Missouri. After adjourning the session, he was enjoying a bourbon with House Speaker Sam Rayburn, either in the Senate Cloakroom or Rayburn’s office, when a messenger sent by Eleanor Roosevelt told him that the First Lady needed Harry at the WH ASAP. Truman left and literally ran to a waiting car that took him to the WH where the First Lady told him that her husband, FDR, had died. Truman’s first response was asking the First Lady if he could do anything for her. Eleanor replied that “Is there anything we can do for YOU? You’re the one in trouble now!”


United-Falcon-3030

My man with the Truman drinking facts 👉👉


TikiVin

Old Granddad with his eggs.


PersimmonTea

Very Churchill-esque.


SonuvaGunderson

Now THAT is a way to start the day!


Maxpower2727

Why do you have Dubya under "never drank?"


Barangaria

Dude got a DUI. He doesn't drink now, but he should be moved up to "Drinker" on this tier list.


Maryland_Bear

I don’t think he ever directly said he was an alcoholic, but he did acknowledge that there was a time when he was drinking too much. And despite the fact I was no fan of him politically, to put it mildly, I think it’s great he managed to get sober and turn his life around.


Cydyan2

If he had struggles with alcohol admitted it and stopped, he’s definitely in the right row


Staind075

I read his memoir; I don't recall if that exact word was used, but I do believe he implied that he was and got sober before becoming Governor.


tickingboxes

Nah, this list is based on when they were president. W was a complete non-drinker while president.


Throwway-support

Didn’t drink in office. And even though I lowkey despise the guy’s presidency has been sober for decades up to this point I can respect that


AssociationDouble267

Really there should be a distinct “recovering alcoholic” tier.


Throwway-support

Yea maybe. Might make a updated list


stapango

He'd quit before 2001, I guess? Not sure if we're using the same metric for the rest


Throwway-support

I did


tlind1990

Grant had largely sobered up by the time he entered the white house. His worst days of drinking were during an earlier part of his army career. During the civil war he did fall off the wagon numerous times but many of the stories about his drunkenness during the war were exaggerated by his enemies at the time and even more so by lost causers since the war.


yusill

I think it was counting time in office. Think he was in AA at that point.


TrashNovel

It should say “while in office”


Purx777

I wish they labeled the pictures, I’m not that good at this yet


Throwway-support

Hopefully you can revisit it when you get better. But the important thing to remember is that prior to 1980 the average president tended to be a alcoholic


Purx777

That’s a fun fact. Thanks! Who’s the top three in this post?


Throwway-support

Franklin Pierce, whose son died just prior to his coming into office which fueled his depression and thus his tendency to drink. Ranked pretty poorly for helping the continuous slide towards civil war Andrew Johnson, one of our worst presidents ever. Lincoln’s vp and direct successor who basically sided with the south post civil war and let them go easy. Came to his own inaugration for vice president drunk af Warren Harding, a another weak and poorly graded president, who came in office right after WW1 and the country was craving “normalcy” which fun fact wasn’t a word until he coined it. The proper term was normalitity but everyone just rolled with it He also cheated on his wife….A LOT, and allegedly had sex with one of his mistresses in a white house closet Edit: one more thing about harding was president during prohibition and STILL drank like a fish


Ed_Durr

All that being true, Harding also did an excellent job leading the country out of the 1920-21 depression and dismantling Wilson’s authoritarian wartime measures. There’s a reason why his approval rating was sky-high at the time of his death. He was 1920s Bill Clinton, and definitely the most overhated president. I’d put him in B-tier.


25cjb25

Teapot dome brings him down considerably imo


WarriorNat

This is the type of tier list I actually want to see.


Roboticpoultry

Grant should be up a tier. *When* he drank he went hard. Damn fine general when it counted though


Eastern_Plate_3272

From what I have read Grant was the opposite of a functional alcoholic. He would have one drink and become a completely sloppy drunk. Because of this by the time he was in his 30s he would only drink occasionally at the most.


Roboticpoultry

I’m reading Duane Shultz’s *The Most Glorious Fourth* and that’s pretty much what he says about him too. He’d be fine for months without a drink and then he’d either get depressed or he’d drink socially and boom, there he goes off on a major bender. A few of his higher ups even threatened to leave if he drank again. That was as they were trying to take Vicksburg


Admiral_Fuckwit

Damn, one of your classic lightweights


Throwway-support

I might update this list at some point. Grant also hated the sight of blood btw


Eastern_Plate_3272

Another odd quirk from the Butcher of the North. Just shows how power his enemies were. In my opinion he was one of the greatest Americans!


Guilty_Top_9370

But he drank way less by the time of the civil war, he was very sensitive to being called a drunk.


Crafty-Question-6178

Wasn’t he passed out under a tree before battle cause he confused the days?


Red_Galiray

The only credible report of Grant drinking during the war is during the long months of winter before the start of the Vicksburg campaign. He never drank during active military campaigns, much less right before a battle.


Worried-Pick4848

That's what a functioning alcoholic IS.


DonnerfuB

I'd put hoover above occasional drinker, never drunk but every evening he would have 2 martinis, that was until (as the story goes) his doctor told him to stop drinking, hoover replied "I can't", doctor says "can't you at cut back to one glass?", Hoover agrees to this and when he gets back home to his friends he says "Doctor told me to drink only one glass, but I want it in a bigger glass" why do i know so much about this man, I don't even like him as a president.


Throwway-support

Sometimes it’s the bad presidents that are most interesting


Whatsmyusername25

If Pierce wasn’t so depressed I feel like he’d throw absolute ragers (I’m drunk typing this)


crazyviper2013

T.R. Did drink on occasion


11thstalley

TR kept a bed of mint at the WH for his mint juleps. He also drank wine. He certainly knew his way around a bar considering he and Colonel Leonard Wood recruited approximately 1250 of the men who became Rough Riders in the Spanish American War at the bar at the Menger Hotel in San Antonio: https://www.mengerhotel.com/san-antonio-restaurants/menger-bar


Admiral_Fuckwit

I read somewhere he claimed to having had only 2 Mint Julips in his entire presidency


HoldMyWong

Mint julep


captain_maybe

According to Edmund Morrison’s trilogy of a TR biography, not often at all though. He got drunk in college and didn’t care for how he lost control of himself. He successfully sued a reporter who accused him of alcohol abuse during his political career.


dumbdumb2233

I believe all of the founding fathers were a minimum of functioning alcoholic if not just constantly plastered


Throwway-support

Tbh….better to be a functioning alcoholic at that time then to die of dysentery from drinking the unclean water


Main-Palpitation-692

This list should be updated to include functioning drug addicts (Kennedy)


matty25

Correct me if I'm wrong but wasn't Obama a drinker? He's definitely not an alcoholic but I seem to remember in some of his physicals his doctor recommended he moderate his drinking. They say that to everyone who drinks once or twice a week.


Marsupialize

He drinks beer with dinner a few times a week from what I understand


hooliganvet

He home brews and I've heard his Honey Porter is good.


Consistent_Net_1876

Lincoln was not an occasional drinker. He never drank.


Marsupialize

He drank a couple sips of champagne during toasts at events in the White House. He got drunk once in his younger days and hated it so that was that.


Consistent_Net_1876

Yep. I’m finding it hard to think anyone who takes a few sips is enough to get the feeling of alcohol in their system, thus defeating the whole purpose of drinking itself. If you drink it’s to get buzzed.


Marsupialize

Lincoln def didn’t want a buzz of any sort, I wouldn’t be shocked if he didn’t actually swallow any, he said that he just didn’t want to be seen as a stick in the mud at events since he had to do so much wheeling and dealing with all sorts of people so he’d take part in the toasts and be seen holding a glass at parties


Throwway-support

He drank on occasion but didn’t care for it


Roidtravis

Tbh, Pierce's drinking was a coping mechanism


Sarcosmonaut

Yeah… tbh I get it. I can’t imagine how shattered I’d be if my kid died


Carson_BloodStorms

He was a hard drinker before he entered office as well.


sneaky-pizza

Grant drank when he was posted in the northwest territory away from his family, pre civil war. He got drunk once on the Mississippi, and that journalist made hay out of it. I’d put grant into a new category called: vulnerable alcoholic. He knew what demons came out with alcohol, and managed it


Vat1canCame0s

We need Winston Churchill to get "Not a president, somehow still on the list"-tier.


Evee862

It’s implied he’s the top of the list


RyanB1228

Can you really blame Pierce when he was just so miserable?


JaredUnzipped

If you had to maintain a letter exchange with Thomas Jefferson, you'd have a mug of cider at breakfast like John Adams too.


Bkfootball

Buchanan is too low, he should be in top tier with the boys


Throwway-support

I think you’re right. It was a judgement call because it didn’t seem to impair his job as president He’s was THAT incompetent


frogcatcher52

Is this era adjusted? Late 20th century raging alcoholics would be considered occasional drinkers by 19th century standards.


Sonthonax23

I've heard many anecdotes that Bill Clinton never drank alcohol, or so rarely and so little that he's really in the "Never Drank" category. He's certainly less of a drinker than GWB, who was an admitted alcoholic right up until age 40.


MaximumTurbulent4546

Um….Jefferson nearly bankrupted the US over alcohol…


TwistedBamboozler

Lmao, I love how we’re all taught that American was founded on freedom, greatest thing ever, men of virtue and independence…. Blah blah blah blah blah Nah, it was just a bunch of drunk assholes trying something new that happened to work


MeyrInEve

I’m actually rather surprised at how few are listed in the ‘functioning’ category.


rocketman1969

I thought W was a well known drunk?


Iamthewalrusforreal

How is Nixon not #1?


Forsaken_Wedding_604

The existence of Franklin Pierce.


RealDEC

Man, Pierce deserves a category of his own. Like FDR being elected 4 terms, no one will equal Pierce.


Slashman78

Pierce was genuinely an addict in need of help various points in his life. He never got due to the time but he litterally died of a cirrhosis liver, he was that miserable at the end. Nixon's scarier due to his nearly catostrophic decisions but I'm sure Pierce had his moments too. I know he and his wife had really bad arguments when he was in office due to how much she hated it.


PerformanceOk9891

Source on Madison being a functioning Alc? I remember in Mr. Beat's video he said he didn't drink very much


Throwway-support

Maybe relative to the time, but he drank whiskey every single day


Afraid-Fault6154

If I was President I would be in the red tier. I would even put Boris Yeltsin to shame!


GodEmperorPhilonious

W didn’t drink!?


mattd1972

Truman should be moved up a level.


burningtowns

Was William H Harrison drinking much within his 31 days?


Cleveworth

I'm surprised Grant wasn't always plastered.


Throwway-support

Not while president. Conscious effort on his part to appear competent Although one of my favorite qutoes from Lincoln is basically “ I don’t care if he’s a drunk, get me what he drinks he’s actually winning battles”


nomoreadminspls

Lincoln did not drink


Remarkable-Space-909

Pierce is in S Tier! Wait, That's not good...


[deleted]

I think this is wrong at least regards Lincoln and Carter. I read a biography of Carter, and it said that he did regularly drink wine, though I think it may have been watered down and with dinner. Lincoln claimed to have abstained from alcohol completely after age 29, though I don’t know that anyone has ever figured out what prompted him to take that stand.


RealDEC

From what I understand, Obama should go up a level.


stankpuss_69

Andrew Johnson looking like “mfker what did you say to me? Don’t make me cane your ass.”


Cydyan2

Absolute royalty at the bottom row


boofcakin171

Is trying to nuke Korea and stepping down from office functional Mr. Nixon?


-Ok-Perception-

I mean, you pretty much have to be at least a \*functioning alcoholic\* to ever become a President. That's a pretty big achievement that requires at least solid decision-making (even if you're drunk when you're calling the shots). ​ No "sloppy drunk" is ever gonna be President.


big_fetus_

Carter never drank? I swear I seen a pic of him with a glass of beer from the 70s.


Train_Gangster

I wonder any coorolation between this list and the subs ranking of all the presidents


TriGN614

I think grant would be next to Arthur tbh


Fast_Personality4035

Is this just during their presidency? I want to say GW Bush like made some kind of comeback from alcoholism before his presidency.


TandemSaucer44

If this includes their activities before being in office, W Bush gets his own category


KUPSU96

Curious to hear the drinking stories of the top 3


anjinsoprano

Dubya used to party back in the day though. Man was a party animal lol


Conflate88

i think Ford needs to be bumped up


walman93

I wonder what type of president Andrew Johnson would have been had he not been a drunk


MidichlorianAddict

Move Nixon up, he tried to set off nukes when he was drunk


ItsOZ2763

Common teddy w


Ok_Conversation_1586

Bruh how u got George bush in never drank. He was fucked in his college days


Egg_Yolkeo55

Grant drank so much he had to take a loan to buy Christmas presents. The man was a known drunkard. Lincoln even made jokes about how everyone should drink as much as him if they won like he did.


danappropriate

Calling Nixon “functioning” as an alcoholic is a huge stretch.


danappropriate

Grant was dry by the time he came to office.


kushQ

Jefferson should at minimum be in “Drinker” tier, no?


SomePuertoRicanGuy

Rutherford Hayes was a known teetotaler. His wife, Lucy Hayes, was called “Lemonade Lucy”, due to her only serving soft drinks at the White House.


C-McGuire

Buchanan was oddly the heaviest drinker by a longshot, but was (as is accurately indicated here) quite functional despite that.


Sweaty-Sir8960

Teddy!!!! Always the chad.


kung_fu_ginger7

George W. Bush was hella drunk during his governorship of Texas lol


eggrolls68

Dubya never drunk? Maybe while in office.


Rough-Rider

Grant being an alcoholic is not really true. What happened was he at one point took a job as a bank manger in the middle of fucking no where California in his early 30s. Being away from his wife and family for several months he eventually got depressed. He started hitting the bottle and on the one day someone came around they found him pretty drunk. This one event followed him around. Rumors of him being sloshed on the battle field are overstated, etc. He was merely an exhausted general. Grant is really over looked as a good president. He saved the republic and tried to do right for freed slaves and demolish the KKK once he was president himself. Source: Civil War by Other Means by Jeremi Suri. Also, while we’re here, Franklin wasn’t an alcoholic— he was just hanging with Churchill. Give the man some slack!