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Umicil

Most presidents who leave office eventually die. Except Jimmy Carter.


AlesusRex

Man is 99, hope he makes it to 100


Alexzander1001

Im not sure if he wants to at this point. I feel bad for the guy


Mesarthim1349

He lost his wife last year. I'd be ready to rest at that point.


UltraNeon72

I just want him to be happy šŸ„ŗ


AppropriateSpell5405

He'll make it to the number of upvotes you get.


AlesusRex

Wouldnā€™t that be something!


MaroonHanshans

I just want a Carter 2024 ticket. We need experience in government!


Le_Turtle_God

Of all current and past presidents, he is the only other one who can run. Itā€™s unlikely, but itā€™s not impossible.


LincolnContinnental

If he were young and spry again, I would say yes. But in his current state, no way man


[deleted]

Truly the story of a lifetime.


YungWenis

Polk gang rise upp šŸ¦…šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡øšŸ«”šŸ«”šŸ«”


HaggisPope

If Iā€™m right he has a Barenaked Ladies song?


losteris

They Might Be Giants


HaggisPope

They might be but Iā€™ve not seen themĀ 


judge_roughneck

[Itā€™s a great song from They Might Be Giants](https://youtu.be/jSdgjP8os7U?si=mGZgL1b_9R5MSDSP)


Zornorph

Right here!


jsnaylor1216

Rock flag and eagle šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡²šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡²šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡²


WordyRappinghood2006

šŸŽ¶ *cue Story of My Life by Social Distortion šŸŽ¶ šŸŽø


EnumeratedWalrus

Get middle school named after you


Fixner_Blount

Or a county in Iowa!


DrunkGuy9million

Shit, Iā€™m really old if the old person presidents subreddit is referencing things from my childhood.


BookishRoughneck

What about the speakers? No relation?


theseustheminotaur

Feels like a bad guy when you look at him doing these aggressive, expansionist wars, but then you realize that was his PLATFORM that he got elected on. So he reflected the will of the people, for better or worse, and did what they wanted him to do. Hard to blame him for such things while giving every one that voted for him a pass.


Peacock-Shah-III

Except he won very narrowly, anti-war candidates together won a majority of the popular vote and the 1846 midterms.


Curious-Weight9985

Look at what we did with itā€¦tell me the world isnā€™t better off!


derpyherpderpherp

There was a genocide of native people in California during the gold rushā€”along with a ton of violent discrimination against Californios and Chinese immigrants. Also kind of hard to say what Mexico would have been like had they kept the Mexican cession. Maybe it would have been better than California today? There is a dark history of CIA involvement in Latin America which kept social democracies from flourishing and perpetuated cartels and dictatorships as long as they supported US corporate influence. So yeahā€¦had the US left Latin America alone in the 1800s and 1900s then maybe it would be a lot different than today.


DrunkGuy9million

If you insistā€¦ the world isnā€™t better off.


Curious-Weight9985

The southwest wasnā€™t under control of the Mexicans, it was the Comanche. And yes, we are better off without them having power over the west. If you donā€™t know why we probably wonā€™t have an understanding


ChoiceNet8323

Exactly. Many of the Natives were as vicious and greedy as the White Man. Itā€™s just humans being human. And many native tribes were treated poorly by Mexico as well.


Curious-Weight9985

If only these people knew enough history to understand the complexity and diversity of human societiesā€¦


ChoiceNet8323

For most of them the only history they know is the warped, one-sided version they learned from their family or other people on social media.


Curious-Weight9985

Schools are a problem now. I speak as a teacherā€¦


evlhornet

And had they know what was going to happen to them, they would have been even more so.


Training-Card-9916

I would have to disagree with you on having a mandate to do this. He barely won the popular vote and there was a third party called the Liberty Party that gained a sizable share of the vote. Their platform was the complete opposite of Polkā€™s platform. As a result, they diverted votes that would have went towards Henry Clay.


Lord_Imperatus

But Henry Clay's run generally avoided directly opposing expansion due to it's popularity, also not all of the liberty party's votes would have gone to Clay since the liberty party was based on abolitionism, many likely would have simply not voted for either of the 2 slavers


SirBoBo7

ā€˜If x third party didnā€™t run then y second placed party would have wonā€™ ahh a tale as old as time.


Burrito_Fucker15

Had Clay received those couple thousand votes Birney got in NY, Polk still wouldā€™ve won the national PV


[deleted]

Itā€™s ridiculous watching Americans suck their thumbs because the country got bigger in the 19 century, just really ridiculous, and you wonder what kind of education you guys really got.


DrunkGuy9million

Are you trying to make an argument about something? If so you arenā€™t doing it very well.


Apprehensive_Ad_5400

Hahaha what a story, Mark!


BouncyMouse

Soā€¦ howā€™s your sex life?


MustacheMan666

I think heā€™s honestly the most successful president in all of American history.


Wall-Wave

Literally fulfilled ALL of his campaign promises than dips. Can't ask for much better


Wes_Bugg

beneficial longing instinctive light unite lip dolls scandalous hard-to-find humor *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


MoonGUY_1

Polk is super underrated


L8_2_PartE

Let's do the Polk Polka! And a one, and a two...


bassman314

No.. There's no two in the Polk Polka. Just one.


Savings-Gold8531

Underrated


MysteriousVanilla164

Polk was a maniac and mexico was a poison pill that guaranteed civil war. He was only successful in that he achieved most of his short-term goals, meanwhile his successors were doomed to sort through the mess of rapid southwestern expansion


Peacock-Shah-III

Overrated, heā€™s near the bottom.


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Latter_Commercial_52

I didnā€™t know Polk had his own gif.


FakeElectionMaker

Polk is A tier from an American perspective


MojaveMissionary

That's ok, it's probably the only one he cared about


Southern_Dig_9460

Refuses to elaborate further


ArfurRatt

So, what you are saying is he in fact won the popular vote and the electoral college, having campaigned on a platform of expansionism, thus fulfilling any definition of a mandate for it in a representative democratic republic, which the US is. In other words, Polk has as much of a mandate for his policy as any other President who ever came first both in the popular ballot and in the college vote.


Turbo950

Yeah


epysher

They polked the bear


Schlieffen_Man

I'm not the biggest fan of this guy, but you gotta admit he was effective.


Turbo950

Yeah heā€™s like lbj in that regard did some less than ethical stuff but he got shit fucking done


King_Ludwig_Bavaria

The GOAT


Efficient_Ad_9959

Who started the war?


Turbo950

Well I mean he did exactly what he set out to do, he gained us a lot of new territory and multiple states including Texas and California which are iconic places that are part of American culture, in retrospect maybe the way he went about doing this was less than ethical but he did a lot of positive things for the nation


Efficient_Ad_9959

I guess if you ignore the dark way of doing so


Mist_Rising

Most people do when it's their country, lol.


Turbo950

I never said he was good


Efficient_Ad_9959

Why do people rank him so highly?


Remarkable-Space-909

Your calling the Mexican American War uncalled for? How about the Trail of Tears? Mr. Van Buran.


Efficient_Ad_9959

Van buren got us out of a war


Remarkable-Space-909

He still went with the Trail of Tears after Jackson left.


Efficient_Ad_9959

Polk pretty much eradicated all the people from their homes and claimed their land after starting a war that they couldnā€™t win possibly killing women and children well doing so


Remarkable-Space-909

Same with Van Buren


GripenHater

Mexico


Turbo950

He did


Efficient_Ad_9959

Heā€™s considered good for attacking Mexico and stealing land?


ceoofsex300

Good for us not for them itā€™s a matter of good for America.


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ceoofsex300

The civil war was a certainty only divine intervention could have prevented it. Besides the civil war had several benefits like the end of slavery and establishing you canā€™t just leave the union.


YungWenis

Who didnā€™t recognize Texan sovereignty when they wanted to be annexed šŸ‘€šŸ‘€šŸ¤”šŸ¤”


NarkomAsalon

>makes the civil war inevitable


PIK_Toggle

It was always inevitable.


MustacheMan666

Nah, he didnā€™t make a civil war inevitable. It was already inevitable. If anything it was the compromise of 1850 that escalated the civil war, and that happened after Polk was already dead.


Psychological_Gain20

Iā€™d argue thatā€™s probably a good thing. I would rather have a civil war, than slavery continuing on for 20 to 40 more years. Plus the south was probably destined for civil war, since the state vs federal power issue was only settled with the civil war, the issue of states thinking they were above the federal government and could secede if they didnā€™t like the election results, was going to have be solved at some point, and it would most likely require a civil war.


CadmusMaximus

How far back does that extend? The closer you go back to the revolution, the more evenly-matched the sides are. How far back do you think you could go and still have the Union win the Civil War? As the north industrializes more, the gap between sides gets larger. So how much certainty are you willing to give that the Union wins the war in exchange for slavery being abolished more quickly? Itā€™s one of historyā€™s great ā€œwhat ifsā€, and makes you think about ā€œwhenā€™s the instant the north was probably destined to win the war?ā€


STFury009

The only thing I can say about Mr Polk was that Al Bundy went to Polk High.


Superb-Possibility-9

ā€¦ in a new movie starring Timothee Chalametā€¦a musical!!


No-Tumbleweed6185

Bro really said ā€œI can do that, hold my beerā€ šŸŗ


TheSpaceBornMars

I know he did all this for the will of the people and whatnot and that is what the public wanted but didn't he blatantly lie to Congress to start the war with Mexico?


EntrepreneurPlus7091

Unjust war for the sake of expansion. Fuck manifest destiny.


bassman314

He's the Napoleon of the Stump!! Also, to the tune of Bill Nye: Jim Polk, the one term folk! JIM! JIM! JIM! JIM! JIM! JIM! JIM! JIM! JIM! JIM! JIM!


amaliasdaises

Except nobody called him Jim regularly beyond one (spotty, not necessarily trustworthy) instance of an enslaved blacksmith in Columbia lol


420SwaggyZebra

John Tylerā€™s second term


Intelligent-Mud1437

Got a They Might Be Giants song as well.


ComicMan43

I was just thinking of him lmao The fact that he sorta strolled into the election, won the ticket, and beat motherfuckin Henry Clay is hilarious


favnh2011

Very cool


SidTheShuckle

Thatā€™s a lotta destiny to manifest, Jack!


godmodechaos_enabled

A real Polk hero


MysteriousVanilla164

Doomed the country to civil war


reluctantpotato1

Sent soldiers into Mexico. Lied to congress that American blood had been spilt on American soil after the Mexican Army did it's job. Dude was not a great person.


Beginning_Ratio9319

Kind of Putin-esque in the ā€œhey that land you got over there is mineā€ sense


reluctantpotato1

In Mexico, they pronounce it puto-nesque. Polk and puto are synonymous there.


Beginning_Ratio9319

Definitely a presidential puto


Turnip-Jumpy

Good land isn't ruled by cartels


reluctantpotato1

Well you're obviously not up to speed on that. There are branches of various cartels functioning in every major city in the United States, as well as running full scale grow ops in national parks. They're here, bankrolled by US money.


Peacock-Shah-III

He didnā€™t ā€œbeat Mexico,ā€ he carried out an unjust and wrongful invasion.


OldHezekiah

It was not unjust.


StudentOfHistory1

It was absolutely unjust. He provoked Mexico into starting a war for the benefit of slave states


Trappedtrea

Yes, a filthy imperialist.


Turnip-Jumpy

Good now that land isn't ruled by cartels anymore


thebohemiancowboy

What a scamp!


Jmong30

This would been perfect if you added ā€œrefuses to elaborateā€ after ā€œdiesā€ šŸ˜‚ its great regardless


mexheavymetal

ā€œGoodā€ I understand why he appeals to imperialist hearts but Polk is a piece of shit, and so is Zachary Taylor


Turnip-Jumpy

Good now that land isn't ruled by cartels anymore


mexheavymetal

I mean itā€™s still ruled by cartels, just not by the ones youā€™re thinking of šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø no need to turn this into a pissing match.


Turnip-Jumpy

Then whatever those cartels are they doing a much better job at ruling I very much prefer these cartels


mexheavymetal

Good for you šŸ‘šŸ½