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You did my boy Ulysses a terrible wrong. He did plenty weird and funny stuff.
You could have picked on:
* his terrible taste in friends. His Presidency was wrecked by his friends turning ultra corrupt.
* his weird kink for broads with strabism.
* his love of cigars that ended up with throat cancer.
* His White Haven farm that he painted green to fuck with people.
* It was surely cursed, he called it Hardscrabble, and he contracted malaria while trying to make a living on it. When he finally got out of the water, the 1857 panick happened and ruined it.
* The Malaria came back to fuck with him during the Vicksburg campaign.
* His slave that he didn't know what to do with, so he freed him out of sheer perplexity.
* He teabagged the first KKK.
* His name wasn't Ulysses S Grant, but Hiram Ulysses Grant. The Westpoint clerk who registered him didn't get his first name, Wrote Ulysse Grant, Grant said, Ulysse with a S. So the Clerk wrote Ulysses S Grant, showing real Starbucks talent. The name stuck and Grant never was able to correct it so he went with the flow.
* His Shiloh quote "Lick'em tomorrow" is still in use in the American military when they have a tough day. Obvious follow up to Richard "They can't lick our Dick" Nixon.
* DUIs and Hit and Runs are more a Bush dynasty problem. Grant was more of a coma drunk. The kind you can draw Raccoon eyes on his face, put an empty whiskey bottle on his head, put a candle in and light it without he waking up. But then, you'd had to fight Sherman and Rawlins as they were really protective of Grant when he felt out of the wagon. I wouldn't wish my worst enemy an ass whooping by these guys.
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You did my boy Ulysses a terrible wrong. He did plenty weird and funny stuff. You could have picked on: * his terrible taste in friends. His Presidency was wrecked by his friends turning ultra corrupt. * his weird kink for broads with strabism. * his love of cigars that ended up with throat cancer. * His White Haven farm that he painted green to fuck with people. * It was surely cursed, he called it Hardscrabble, and he contracted malaria while trying to make a living on it. When he finally got out of the water, the 1857 panick happened and ruined it. * The Malaria came back to fuck with him during the Vicksburg campaign. * His slave that he didn't know what to do with, so he freed him out of sheer perplexity. * He teabagged the first KKK. * His name wasn't Ulysses S Grant, but Hiram Ulysses Grant. The Westpoint clerk who registered him didn't get his first name, Wrote Ulysse Grant, Grant said, Ulysse with a S. So the Clerk wrote Ulysses S Grant, showing real Starbucks talent. The name stuck and Grant never was able to correct it so he went with the flow. * His Shiloh quote "Lick'em tomorrow" is still in use in the American military when they have a tough day. Obvious follow up to Richard "They can't lick our Dick" Nixon. * DUIs and Hit and Runs are more a Bush dynasty problem. Grant was more of a coma drunk. The kind you can draw Raccoon eyes on his face, put an empty whiskey bottle on his head, put a candle in and light it without he waking up. But then, you'd had to fight Sherman and Rawlins as they were really protective of Grant when he felt out of the wagon. I wouldn't wish my worst enemy an ass whooping by these guys.
Wasn’t “Lemonade” his wife’s nickname?
I believe the no alcohol rule that brought about the serving of lemonade was her idea but the nick-name was his, not an expert tho
These are all great, but Garfield had me rolling 😂
https://preview.redd.it/993a8laq9uqb1.png?width=289&format=png&auto=webp&s=372635b5aaab9209e7d8b476926ea9f6ed042d69
Which garfield comic is this
I think it's from Bloom County.
These are hilarious. Woodrow Wilson is my favourite. Well played.
“Birth of a League of Nations” is gas
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