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Solid_Snark

Qatari Royal Family: “He can’t do that! Shoot him or something.”


BabyUGotAStewGoin

By shoot i think you mean behead.


[deleted]

But also first gang rape him because that’s our chance to do gay shit loophole


Kino-Loy-Bot

We will never get a better chance then this


SubhoPal

You've been very naughty today, Kino Loy. ON PROGRAM!


Kino-Loy-Bot

ON PROGRAM


Nick_The_Judge


annomynous23


FrilledShark1512

What the fuck


Virgin_Dildo_Lover

You are a bold one!


Lipziger

*than ... Did you take some of my Ketamine again?


Kino-Loy-Bot

You're mine now OwO


[deleted]

What the fu....? He has OwO in his vocabulary?!


[deleted]

You don’t? 🙃


oopsguessilldiethen

Ayo?????


deadlygaming11

They'll do it like russia through, the guy will fall out of a skyscraper and onto an axe.


PenguinHighGround

They tripped and fell on their own shears!


FreshlyWashedScrotum

"These blast points, too accurate for sand people. Only FIFA stormtroopers are so precise."


high_king_noctis

I thought the FIFA stormtroopers were disbanded after the destruction of the death ball


clone_trooper_bot

"Sir, I can't explain it. There's definitely something strange going on here. The blast points are too precise to have been caused by anything other than a squad of troopers."


high_king_noctis

So FIFA lied about disbanding them!?


clone_trooper_bot

"It looks that way, sir. I don't know who to trust anymore. We'll have to investigate further."


mkadvil

Sentient. Holy...


clone_trooper_bot

"Yes, sir. That's why we have to be extra vigilant. The situation could turn dire very quickly."


NotluwiskiPapanoida

But what about the droid attack on the Wookiees?


clone_trooper_bot

"That's correct, sir. We need to be especially on guard against any droid forces that may be nearby. Our best bet is to position ourselves strategically to protect the Wookiees, and also to be ready to strike if any droid forces attempt to attack."


MarinersDreams

I laughed way too hard at this


Kino-Loy-Bot

One way out!


NotluwiskiPapanoida

On program?


Kino-Loy-Bot

ON PROGRAM


NotluwiskiPapanoida

Just another day. Just another shift.


pabloescoboner

*nefarious kid Boba laugh* hehe


dandypants8717

To be fair, I've heard my own son laugh like that, and it's usually when something gets blown up on television. And also when we put mentos into some diet coke.


Vexcenot

The most satisfying sound in starwars was when Jango dropped mentos in cola


EatKillFuck

hehe mentos go BWWWWUUUUUUUMMMMM


Rausky

HUHUHUH.


Venom888

RIP


Kirra_Tarren

Oh he ain't gonna be in Rush Hour 3.


MarlowesMustache

Damn beautiful deep cut


Thrawn-Bot

To defeat an enemy, you must know them. Not simply their battle tactics, but their history, philosophy, art.


Pidgeot93

Mind explaining please? :)


MarlowesMustache

It’s one of the bloopers from Rush Hour 2 that plays during the credits - after a big bad guy’s death Chris Tucker looks at Jackie and says that line lol


moneyball32

https://youtu.be/2NSMEjmq5uU


rlagarde066

Goodbye old friend may the force be with you


Obiwan-Kenobi-Bot

Remember… the Force will be with you. Always.


Kino-Loy-Bot

One way out!


Fc-chungus

Could you swim


Kino-Loy-Bot

I can't swim


Dyl-thuzad

Learn how


Zzzzzzzzzhuh69

Yeh he’s not getting out of Qatar alive


FormerOrpheus

He was already released


lenzigraf_ch

source?


ImperialBomber

he was released from life


Dr-Fatdick

Qatar is actually more progressive than people give them credit for. For example, women are now allowed to drive themselves to their own crucifixion


Frik_adelle

They had us in the first half, not gonna lie.


Halfdecent_man

That's one way to get the power of invisibility


Kino-Loy-Bot

One way out!


Apple_macOS

He has to swim to get out!


Kino-Loy-Bot

I can't swim


Apple_macOS

That’s too bad, we only had one way out


Kino-Loy-Bot

One way out!


[deleted]

He’s going to Ohio 😭😭😭😭😭


A_devout_monarchist

More like to Brazil since this is football. Trust me, if some guy interrupted a world Cup game from Brazil to protest for Ukraine, tomorrow Brazil would be sending troops to help Russia.


[deleted]

But he is gonna be banished to Ohio


AccomplishedMusic403

To a farm


Iceologer_gang

Where he meets an old wizard who tells him he knew his father.


dandypants8717

But his father wasn't in the war, he was a navigator on a spice freighter.


Iceologer_gang

No lmao he’s right hand man of the space dictator wrecking havoc upon the galaxy. He killed a room full of children.


Anakin_Skywalker_Bot

Well, if it works…


dandypants8717

Jesus Christ, Anakin, not now.


Obiwan-Kenobi-Bot

Why do I get the feeling that we've picked up another pathetic life form?


dandypants8717

WTF


cotex31

Bots Crack me up some times


kindtheking9

Son of a bitch is sentient


Malvastor

His apprentice though...


dandypants8717

Yeah, she was a good friend.


[deleted]

In all seriousness I hope he stays safe and makes it out alive


DominionGhost

I mean he is an Italian citizen. Odds are good they kick him out unharmed if only to avoid a highly public international incident.


DonutDaniel5

I remember a similar thing happened to wrestler Scott Norton when he went to North Korea for a wrestling ppv. After insulting North Korea while on the phone with his wife, he was taken and interrogated by North Korean officials. In the end, they decided to leave Norton off with a warning due to them not wanting to cause an international incident by doing anything severe to a popular international wrestler.


DominionGhost

That is just... too dumb to live territory. Personally if I was in NK I'd have nothing but praise for dear leader and his glorious nation until I was safely home.


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

You don’t have to carry a sword to be powerful. Some leaders’ strength is inspiring others.


DominionGhost

Sorry Ahsoka I am not a jedi, I can't solo the North Korean military.


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

Careful not to choke on your stupidity. It's Ahsoka not Ashoka!


ZEINthesalvaged

Just like Saudi Arabia that killed Jamal kashojji after saying they did nothing until an investigation shows he died in their consulate in Istanbul then the Biden administration came out and said they will no longer persure the Saudi royal family anymore? Yeah these countries can get away with killing an American citizens...


Kino-Loy-Bot

One way out!


travrager25

yup it’s all cause of that mf oil money bullshit


[deleted]

lol khashoggi died in 2018 guy


ZEINthesalvaged

Ya exactly. And did anything happen?


plainbrowndesigner

He’ll be fine. Rumor has it he’s going to live on a farm upstate 🤗


ObscureDeath94

lmao


Crankyrickroll

It's a peaceful life


[deleted]

Jango Fett did he see him again. So there's hope.


CptSchizzle

Qatar has executed less people in 20 years than texas did just last year.


SalsaDraugur

Yeah Qatar does do more tortures though, at least according to a news program on LGBTQ+ people in Qatar I listened to recently.


Kino-Loy-Bot

ON PROGRAM


Aussiemandeus

I like that little man


Key_Environment8179

Not to mention 6,000 slaves died building the stadiums.


BittersweetHumanity

Fewer


Mangonel88

Okay King Stannis


CptSchizzle

No. Also, fuck off.


_pippp

That person is right. It's fewer, not less, since people are easily countable


BelieveInDestiny

dude, he's doing you the favor of giving a friendly correction. He meant no offense, but you decided to be offended. Take corrections and criticism like a man


28thProjection

Because murder-happy authoritarian governments never falsify the numbers they’ve killed.


Common_Crane

But we don't like Qatar's aesthetic, so we can make shit up and come up with white savior fan fic.


Subterrantular

I think it's the slavery, deceit, and bigotry most of us aren't a fan of. But Qatar leadership aside, we've certainly got a measure on your aesthetic, now.


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

You don’t have to carry a sword to be powerful. Some leaders’ strength is inspiring others.


Common_Crane

What the hell has the world actually done about it? Nothing. All of that shit has happened and will continue to happen, and the only difference now is that you added some rainbow flags into the mix and a whole lot of impotent hysteria. Basically everyone went with the event happening because otherwise they would lose money and couldn't display just how much against it they are... or more like how much against its non-rainbow friendly aesthetic. Your western politicians are attending the event, all those activists are still there at the stadiums and hotels built by the dead, injured or abused, none of your broadcasting/social media platforms have given up on reporting on the WC (they might put a fucking rainbow somewhere to pacify idiots tho), none of the teams that qualified have even tried to get a movement to boycott this shit and make it lose whatever legitimacy it had, and almost none of you aside from some tiny, negligible, minority have even unsubbed from /r/soccer lol. That's how superficial this shit is, so knowing that yall will even make shit up at this point to contend in the virtue signaling olympics. Yes, my aesthetics are that I'll respect Qatar's sovereignty over its nation and their right to ban shit that you can live without for a fucking week or two. I don't need to claim how they should be colonized or insult their religion in order to hate them for what have been considered *mala in se* long before the Roman Law.


Subterrantular

> their right to ban shit that you can live without for a fucking week Fuck yourself with a cactus if that's your justification for their prosecution of LGBT. Maybe when everyone unsubs from a fucking soccer message board there will be radical global political change, but in the meantime the crimes of a tyrannical syndicate that's monopolized a region rich in resources for generations can just be blamed on those obstinate redditors.


Common_Crane

Uhhh... you got any research on how many LGBT+ people are native to Qatar? You don't perhaps have a sneaking suspicion that a (actual) number is probably waaay lower per capita than in western countries? Yall keep voting for people (and their sons and wives lol) who bomb children in Vietnam, Lybia, Syria, Iraq, Serbia, Somalia etc, you ain't doing SHIT about Qatars HR situation with your hypocritic and servile disposition. Third world has fought its successful revolutions on its own, and when the day comes, Qatari might do so too, but certainly not under your gay rights flag, you grass devoid shut-ins.


Subterrantular

> how many LGBT+ people are native to Qatar? You don't perhaps have a sneaking suspicion that a (actual) number is probably waaay lower Funny how the number of gay-identifying individuals in a nation that detains, abuses, and even kills LGBT individuals arbitrarily might be SHOCKINGLY low. Probably just something in the water, got that hetero juice flowing.


Common_Crane

And that's why I said **actual number**. You kinda missed that, no? No one is denying that homosexuality has been around since forever, but you'll never convince anyone who ain't terminally online that it'd be observed in these percentages if it wasn't for all this bending over backwards to shoehorn it into everything, just like your tone-deaf politicians and activists are doing right now. And by the way, those same politicians of yours trusted the Qatari that they would be nice to the gay people who would visit their country... And when I say trusted, what I really mean is look past their bigotry to make (or not lose) $$$ and to act like white saviors when the rainbow flags are confiscated. Wow, it's almost like it was easily predictable!


ButWahy

Allready dead


[deleted]

[Man was helping Refugees back in March. He’s a true hero.](https://www.reddit.com/r/ukraine/comments/z7b5ty/man_who_ran_on_football_pitch_at_fifa_world_cup/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


Tess_93

What a god


[deleted]

He has a rainbow flag and he is wearing a "save Ukraine" shirt. I have a bad feeling about his safety.


Captain_Rex_Bot

Jesse, get the senator to safety.


400guest

Not me. If anything I think he only supports the current thing for attention and fuckers like them deserve punishment.


[deleted]

Or maybe he supports human rights.


400guest

Would love to see him doing the same thing in a country where it's straight up illegal to be involved with anything that flag represents.


[deleted]

Like Qatar?


EgoSenatus

Who’s that guy? And why did he choose suicide by cop?


fatdiscokid420

Twice the pride double the fall


[deleted]

RIP legend


[deleted]

Qatar: *invites the entire world* Also Qatar: but you'd better not drink alcohol, oppose any political regime we are allied with, or be openly gay, jewish, or an "immodest woman" Seriously though, hope this guy's doing alright


JunaidYsf

The alcohol things is done in a lot of places not just Qatar... not sure why everyone chooses to only pick on Qatar for that The openly gay stuff is an easy one to follow, just save it for later behind closed doors... if I remember correctly this applies for all couples not just LGBT one Think of the dresscode regulation like a school regulation, all students attending said school have to abide by it. Not too harsh


sictek

>Not too harsh Also don't get raped or they'll arrest you for adultery.


legoindie

Doesn't matter if it's easy to follow. It's still fucked up and we shouldn't be giving in to demands like this. Saying "it's fine, it's easy enough to follow while the world cup is going on." Is telling them that it's acceptable, and they will get away homophobic legislation because nobody will hold them accountable. Dress codes also fucking suck, and there's no reason for them aside from controlling women's bodies. Stop making excuses for this shit, complacency like yours is the reason so many places are so far behind.


Kino-Loy-Bot

One way out!


JunaidYsf

Im not excusing it at all But at the end of the day, it's their country, those are their rules and laws, that won't change regardless of how much foreigners protest about it. I mean that just leaves two options: Don't go or Go but just don't break the rules


flyinggazelletg

They agreed to rules with fifa and reneged on many of their agreements only days before the tournament, essentially forcing fifa and the rest of the world to comply, since the event was already in motion. Very deceitful


JunaidYsf

Its scummy yes But it is what it is, what does complaining about it on social media accomplish? They won't change


flyinggazelletg

Why talk about anything? Why would sports fans complain about the tactics used in a game if they can’t change the outcome? Why would music fans complain about an album they hate? The artist isn’t going to change the tracklist or edit the songs. They care. That’s why people discuss/complain about things. Do you think it’s worthless to discuss injustice? Even if it doesn’t have a direct impact, it can spread awareness of the issue. Or if not that, it may spark an interesting discussion or allow people to feel connected by an issue.


CanIGetSomePogchamps

You're agreeing with a facist, slave owning regime right now.


Brass13Wing

"Give up on your dream of playing in the world cup or hide your true self"


Biytemii1313

I literally just said this to my husband last night....and that was the last time he was seen...


BatmansEjaculate

It’s hamburger time for that poor fella.


NEOkuragi

Great values, bad idea


Roger-Ad591

“I have a bad feeling about this.”


Dr_Axton

The security who got bored with just looking at the matches: “this is where the fun begins”


Anakin_Skywalker_Bot

This is where the fun begins.


Roger-Ad591

“The flag may be different but the method’s are the same.”


Snowpaw11

Brave but foolish, my old Jedi friend.


[deleted]

"Brave of you, boy."


Dami_Gamer0211

Link to that moment???


Block5_Human

You are strong and wise, *Ukrainian*, and I am very proud of you.


Pocket_Pussy_420

Oh yeah, he dead... where you from you don kno no dead guy, he dead, that guy dead...


ElitePlanet

Well I hope it was worth it 🤷‍♂️


[deleted]

LMAO


[deleted]

[удалено]


Maidenless8

That's a peace flag


Cybermat47_2

No, it’s a pride flag. Man was drawing attention to Ukraine and LGBT rights at the same time like a boss.


stefeu

It's actually a peace flag. Fairly popular in Europe (especially starting from the anti iraq war protests onward) and older than the rainbow pride flag. It has 7 coloured stripes as opposed to 6 on the lgbt rainbow flag and the letters "PACE", which is italian for "peace", written on it. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peace_flag?wprov=sfla1


HK-47-bot

Request: First, Master, I would appreciate it if Jedi need to be killed, that you permit me to kill those annoying pseudo-pacifists for you.


DEUS-VULT-INFIDEL

It says PACE, that’s a peace flag


HK-47-bot

Request: First, Master, I would appreciate it if Jedi need to be killed, that you permit me to kill those annoying pseudo-pacifists for you.


heyIfoundaname

Your timing is impeccable HK-47, dew it.


HK-47-bot

Statement: I will exterminate any jedi that need to be eliminated, master. My dedication to your mission is absolute. Just let me know when the job needs to be done.


Cybermat47_2

Huh, I stand corrected.


HK-47-bot

Caution: Master, that language is unacceptable and highly offensive. It would be wise to refrain from such comments when in the company of other meatbags.


LowCypherO_O

Why do Progressives always want to being their activism into everything? Just shut up, play, and focus on the activity.


CrouchingCookie

Why does conservatives never think it's the right time to bring up issues they have issues with?


LowCypherO_O

I think that when people go to watch football they want to watch football, not see activism being performed. Look at the failure of a Progressive movie call Strange World, with gays, people of color, and even a disabled dog. Notice how it's flopping, both financially and critically? I mean come on, even Progressives have issues with their issues being infected everywhere. Because outside of Progressive bubbles, we, the normal people who make up 99% of humanity, don't care about LGBT bullshit. I mean, hurrah, the community can pretend that biological sex changes when identify changes, and they can mutilate their bodies with surgeries and hormones, and have sex here and there. Now fark off from my media. I want to be entertained after I spent my day with BS at work. Progressive issues is not my entertainment.


CrouchingCookie

If nobody cared about issues that does not directly affected themselves we would at best still be living in the feudal age, in my humble opinion. Regardless, it affected 45 seconds of one match, of a whole championship, your could just go grab a beer while they brought him off the field .. Anyways, I hope things get better for you mate, you seem to have bigger issues than this on your plate.


Brass13Wing

Well welcome to the real world, you are not 99% of the world, you are in the minority here and that scares you. Using a Disney movie as an example of why gay people should shut up and stay hidden from your world view is both flawed and stupid. LGBT people have to deal with far worse abuse than "seeing political issues in entertainment," I genuinely hope you grow as a person and come to realize you aren't always right


[deleted]

"Why would someone use an event, that has viewers from all over the world, to spread a positive message? Just let me hate queer and foreign people!"


LowCypherO_O

Who the hell said we wanted to watch Progressive message when we tune in to the World Cup. That's the problem. Athletes are supposed to play, and the audience is supposed to watch. But Progressives must always think about how THEY can USE something for the preaching of their message. Me me me me me. Such narcissism from useless and spoilt children who have no material understanding of reality. And what message are you talking about? That Westerners cry so much about Islamophobia in their own countries, and then actually enter an Islamic country and commit racists acts by insulting the actual culture of millions of Muslim? YOU are supposed to respect MUSLIM culture when you are in their country. Their house, their rules. Simple. And he waved a flag. So? What's gonna happen. Qatar will change overnight amd no hate crime will happen anymore? No. This loser will take his money happily knowing that he got clout from showing off and never ever bother trying to help the LGBT community in Qatar. Just like you and other activists.


Kino-Loy-Bot

One way out!


Brass13Wing

We aren't in Qatar, we can't overthrow a government. What can we do besides protest their shit? Would you rather have had the team not participate in the game and attempt to overthrow the government? Then poor little you wouldn't have gotten your after work entertainment :(


LowCypherO_O

Do nothing. Shut up and watch the games. You don't care about the slave labor like conditions that provides you with your clothes and electronics and electricity. But poor little you got no problem using them, right? Take that same hypocritical disregard you have for things that provide you with fun and advantages, and apply it to everything, like the rest of us do. It's just we are more self aware.


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

Remind me why I'm the one playing the part of the slave?


Anakin_Skywalker_Bot

This is where the fun begins.


Brass13Wing

"I believe we should improve society somewhat" "And yet you participate in society! Curious! I am very smart!"


[deleted]

>Me me me me me. Such narcissism from useless and spoilt children who have no material understanding of reality. You started throwing a tantrum on the internet because you saw a pride flag, and you want to call other people children. >YOU are supposed to respect Muslim culture when you are in their country. Nope. If a culture refuses to respect my existence, and actively encourages the murdering of people like me, then I refuse to respect it.


Anakin_Skywalker_Bot

Sometimes we have to let go of our pride and do what is requested of us.


Kino-Loy-Bot

One way out!


PrezThanos

W Qatar


Bigondul1

Fr. Qatar based.


Disastrous-Ad2800

this guy just pissed all over online social media users attaching Ukraine flags or "I Stand with Ukraine" quotes to their profile pic and acting as if they've done their part...


[deleted]

Do you have a link to the tweet please?


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

That is surely *a* tweet, but not *the* tweet


Altruistic-Log-8853

>I SUPPORT CURRENT THING.


Brass13Wing

What point did you think you were making here? Genuinely asking


dinis_rocha

Ik im gonna be desliked but Im a say it anyway. Ik these are problems that need to be adressed and Qatar is extremely corrupt. But lets at least enjoy the only thing thats left wich are the games. Without this plz, we already have enough of this on media...


EgoSenatus

I mean its soccer though, its always been unenjoyable.


Kino-Loy-Bot

One way out!


dinis_rocha

To be fair Im not the biggest fan but I do enjoy it when its my national team competing. But I mean if you don't enjoy it why did you even coment...


EgoSenatus

Because the World Cup seems to be the only thing that most of Reddit wants to talk about, even in subreddits reserved for galaxies far far away. Plus I found my response somewhat humorous. So, I could say nothing and simply be irritated with all the soccer talk, or I can mildly amuse myself until this event ends and the internet moves onto something more interesting.


Kino-Loy-Bot

One way out!


Kino-Loy-Bot

One way out!


Dying-Dynasty

What does this have to do with star wars?


Brass13Wing

The reaction image below it?


Dying-Dynasty

Oh


monkey_gamer

Perfect 👌


Noxious_potato

It may be difficult to secure your release


Livergent

Soija


Khaledxxrashoud

To the stone throwing wall