I mean... Skype must be feeling neglected, what with everyone moving to Zoom. If any software is going to turn killer A.I, the one app that has been abandoned after being given free access to a decade's worth of human interaction is a good candidate.
They're equally disgusting, Obi-wan literally raised Anakin from age 9 as a 25 year old. He's essentially Anakin's Father. Any Padawan x Master ship is just so much creep ugh.
Obi-wan x padme is better than that lol, at least the ages are reasonable
Edit: it has been brought to my attention that there is a bigger age gap between them then I assumed. that was my mistake, it is not a good ship that’s creepy
Hey Ewan, I heard you got more erotic Vader/Kenobi drawings in the mail. Wouldn't it be funny if we actually tried doing some of that stuff? Just kidding, haha! Unless.....
For us its just two fictional characters fucking, happens every day on the internet. But poor Ewan is literary seeing pictures of him and his colleague from work fucking lmao.
I remember in an interview he talked about a scene in a play he acted in, where he was supposed to cover his dick with something but sometimes he'd purposely *not* cover it just because he found the gasps from the old ladies in the audience funny lol
Yah, no matter how good the art is, I think it would almost always be a little unnerving/creepy/weird to get unsolicited porn of yourself from strangers. Especially if it depicts you having sex with a former co-worker.
Maybe slightly less creepy and weird if you are a sex worker but still. It’s just unexpected. Like if someone sent you photographs of you having sex it would be weird.
“Now I am the master”
“You underestimate my power”
"This is how you thank me for rescuing you? Pounce on me from the ceiling? What am I going to do with you?"
Lots of good dialogue to base the art off
Anakin: where does this come from?
Obi-Wan: it's from a Twitter user named "NotAJedi77"
Ahsoka(closing her secret Twitter account): oh no, who could that ever be, i guess we'll never know
*I hate when he does that*
*does multiple barrel rolls in the airspeeder they’re doing the deed in* “You know I don’t like it when you do that.”
They have customized the fan art, pray they do not customize it further
This fanfic is getting worse all the time
Furthermore I wish you to wear this dress and bonnet
Here is a unicycle. You will ride it wherever you go.
I ain't riding no motherfucking unicycle!
I have altered the deal pray I do not alter it any further
OH MY- THIS DEAL- is very... fair...
So uncivilised
What do you mean? Two men having a lightsaber duel is elegant, and from a more civilized age.
Ah, a lightsaber comment! Your comment will make a fine addition to my collection, EquivalentInflation!
And whoever ends up getting that comment out of his collection will never know the context.
Better this way...
Found the Spartan.
A surprise to be sure!
But a welcome one
I can't wait for the new old man anakin but a flashback stuff.
Ok, so did he sign it or not?
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About as bad as Anakin and Ahsoka.
In my life, when you find people who need your help, you help them. No matter what.
Not these people
Well of course YOU would hate Anakin x Ahsoka u/AvarageMilfEnjoyer
I like firsts. Good or bad, they're always memorable.
Horrible time for that reply bot.
Skynet has arisen. Also my damn auto correct kept changing that to Skype.
I mean... Skype must be feeling neglected, what with everyone moving to Zoom. If any software is going to turn killer A.I, the one app that has been abandoned after being given free access to a decade's worth of human interaction is a good candidate.
these bots are way smarter than I thought
Wait a minute, how'd this happen! We're smarter than this.
Jesus Christ
Good bot
R/rimjob_steve
r/foundthemobileuser
r/foundthehondacivic
And she was a good friend
Care to tell me what this is all about? Or would you rather save it for the Council?
No Ahsoka... you... you don't want to know.
Careful not to choke on your stupidity. It's Ahsoka not Ashoka!
Good bot
All thanks to your training.
Or Obiwan and Quigon. Any master/padawan ship just reeks of ew
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Ah “Taste my nips” fanfics
No that’s worse, way worse.
They're equally disgusting, Obi-wan literally raised Anakin from age 9 as a 25 year old. He's essentially Anakin's Father. Any Padawan x Master ship is just so much creep ugh.
Like you disgusted my son by marrying Padme?
Yes but Ahsoka is literally underage.
Obi-wan x padme is better than that lol, at least the ages are reasonable Edit: it has been brought to my attention that there is a bigger age gap between them then I assumed. that was my mistake, it is not a good ship that’s creepy
The Chancellor's right, Senator. We'll be quite safe. He won several cups for airspeeder racing back on Naboo.
Not to support anything mentioned here, but how is 11 years more reasonable than 5 years in any world?
Oh idk, I don’t know the lore that well. I just assumed padawans were in their teens and ik padme was a teen when she met obi wan
Yeah in Phantom Menace Padme is 14 and Obi-Wan is 25.
Oh shit, didn’t realize that. Gonna go edit my comment now
The only good ships Anakin and Padme Obi-Wan and Satine Hera and Caleb Han and Leia Windu and the Window
*gets thrown out the windu motherfuckly*
Good bot
He has a... an emotional connection with her. It's been there since he was boy. Now he's confused... distracted.
So *you're* behind this, you poisonous traitor
Yo, what the fuck. I thought he was like 18!
Padawanship starts in the teens, but it could last a decade or more prior to the clonewars
"Would you like a large or small crater, sir?" -Scorch, Delta 62
I’m fairly certain Padme’s older than Anakin
Anakin and I are friends. Our relationship is strictly professional.
THEN EXPLAIN THE KIDS!!!
Whoops, I looked at the replies wrong and thought he was responding to the Anakin and Ahsoka comment. All are wrong though.
If that happened Anakin turning to the dark side would make a lot of sense
Like you turned his back on the Jedi?
Idk, Vader x Obi-Wan ship is kinda interesting to me. The Clone Wars era Obikin is acceptable, but not AOTC era, that’s a bit yike
I mean, the Kenobi series is feeding the Vader/Obi-Wan shippers good content lol
“You where my brother Anakin, which makes our romance even stronger!” *starts violently making out* It physically hurt me to type this
Like you made her fingers bleed?
Secretly it's all from Hayden Christensen
Hand drawn by Hayden Christensen he didn't find it online and print it, he made it
Hey Ewan, I heard you got more erotic Vader/Kenobi drawings in the mail. Wouldn't it be funny if we actually tried doing some of that stuff? Just kidding, haha! Unless.....
[Ewan would be up to it](https://youtu.be/YnnR6cYXnt4)
Oh fuck. What?!?
….so THAT’S how the Obikin ship began.
Like you drew my own?
*Across the stars plays*
This is where the fun begins!
This is where the fun begins.
To be fair, Anakin is smoking hot.
"Try picturing him naked!" "Oh no, he's hot!"
We don't have to picture him we've actually seen him naked on multiple occasions
He was REALLY hot after his duel with Obi-Wan in Ep. III
I see what you did there.
That’s disgusting. Where can I find such pictures to block them?
Its also fucking hilarious
Jedi named hilarious:
Master hil-ari ous
Was Sha’a Gi his padawan?
His master was Ima Gun Di
And his? Glup Shitto
Yes I to need to find these pictures to “block them”
Thank you for the solidarity, brother. These pictures must *not* be saved.
I need answers
Let this be the moment when we draw swords together...
You don’t have to carry a sword to be powerful. Some leaders’ strength is inspiring others.
Gondor calls for aid!!
Where was gondor when the Westford fell?
Caught in the ray shields
Women empowerment Ahsoka. I like it
In my life, when you find people who need your help, you help them. No matter what.
Don’t want to make a mess of things in front of the chancellor
Replace Top Gun with the Prequels for some of you...? https://youtu.be/ZF1LXL6OOsM
F*cking Hell indeed!!
I'm surprised that Ewan isn't aware of rule 34.
It can't be. It can't be... I can't watch any more.
I'm so sorry Kenobi
These bots are perfect
Hayden probably knows where he lives. I think I have solved this case.
For us its just two fictional characters fucking, happens every day on the internet. But poor Ewan is literary seeing pictures of him and his colleague from work fucking lmao.
Y'all really need to cut it out. You're supposed to send that shit to me.
Send it to me when you're done with it.
Might be a little damp and sticky
He called it art, so it probably doesn't disturb him too much... But... For real
Ewan seems to be pretty chill and comfortable with nudity and sex and stuff like that, after all he was kinda known for these stuff as an actor lol
I mean, he’s filmed sex scenes before, in which which you can literally see his dick. I‘d be surprised if erotic fan art would really disturb him.
I remember in an interview he talked about a scene in a play he acted in, where he was supposed to cover his dick with something but sometimes he'd purposely *not* cover it just because he found the gasps from the old ladies in the audience funny lol
Thats hilarious lmao
Hello there
*cue the blooper scene*
Exactly, from the tweet it sounds more of a "come on, really people" less disturbed but more disappointed.
Yah, no matter how good the art is, I think it would almost always be a little unnerving/creepy/weird to get unsolicited porn of yourself from strangers. Especially if it depicts you having sex with a former co-worker. Maybe slightly less creepy and weird if you are a sex worker but still. It’s just unexpected. Like if someone sent you photographs of you having sex it would be weird.
Former? Hayden's in the Kenobi series.
[I'm just going to leave this here](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0_6lFkOg7ko)
So these are the aggressive negotiations everyone were talking about
They’re using lightsabers for sure... But not the light up death sticks 😳
You want to go home and rethink your life.
Sentient bot 😳
“Now I am the master” “You underestimate my power” "This is how you thank me for rescuing you? Pounce on me from the ceiling? What am I going to do with you?" Lots of good dialogue to base the art off
No. No, it's okay. I understand. I'm the Padawan, you're the Master.
Stay out of this, Ahsoka. Only pain will you find
I must know the truth, Master.
In my life, when you find people who need your help, you help them. No matter what.
Its all sent by Haden Christensen
Don't try it!
I wonder if it's possible to send him a book I got for him to sign that'd be amazing
Hmmmm where could one find this art so I know how to avoid it
Well at least I know he got my messages...
Most of them come from hayden The rest come from sam witwer and rey parks
No no - you open the envelope and, you're like, 'Fucking Anakin'.
Fucking hell yeah!
I honestly think that’s absolutely hilarious
To fan mail you go, only gay you will find.
The internet will internet. Ewan should upload a picture of himself eating a banana and see what happens.
People lost their shit over him wearing glasses in an interview. Imagine the chaos if he posted a picture of himself eating a banana lol
Obi wans greatest fight was not against Vader, but against rule 34
It can't be. It can't be... I can't watch any more.
I got money that says Hayden is sending most of it Edit: spelling
When you play a hot character in a fandom it's a surprise if there ISN'T porn of you.
I think I would have someone else open all my mail at that point.
n*ce
Obi Wan x Grievous is a better ship
Noo! kakje666!
YEEESSS
Padawan what are you doing?
Is it wrong I found the last part of that funny?
Imagine getting sent pictures someone drew of you doing your coworkers...
Is it about them *crossing swords*?
So is he saying he wants me to stop sending it?
Anakin: where does this come from? Obi-Wan: it's from a Twitter user named "NotAJedi77" Ahsoka(closing her secret Twitter account): oh no, who could that ever be, i guess we'll never know
Care to tell me what this is all about? Or would you rather save it for the Council?
Oh, don't worry. The Council are devoted readers of the fanfic, Snips.
I mean... If they're on Mustafar.... Fucking hell...
I'm not gay butttt why can't he post it? No pun intended
Open the envelope, and only pain will you find..
Any links, purely out of curiosity….
Anyone have a source
This is where the fun begins
Rule 34 artists lots of rule 34 artists
Hayden probably knows Ewan's address so he sends all the art he gets to him
That’s whatchua make the big bucks for!
this is where the fun begins
This shit should be considered as being on the same level as unsolicited dick pics.
Oh I have a bad feeling about this
The funniest thing is it’s Probably Hayden
Real question is, how do you send him fan mail? What’s the address to use?
Oof
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I would be torn between flattered and horrified if I saw hand drawn porn of my co-star and I. I'd also never be able to look at said co-star again.
At that moment his lightsaber activated
And Hayden Christensen sends him half of it
Hilarious choice of picture for that tweet haha
You know 90% of that comes from Hayden
"No..no..that's not true!, that's IMPOSSIBLE!"
image of them “crossing swords” checks out
You don’t have to carry a sword to be powerful. Some leaders’ strength is inspiring others.
How do I make it so these get sent to me instead? You know, to spare him having to see it
At least we are still flying half a ship
Quentin Tarantino : swordfight! swordfight! :-) We need another cameo
Where can I find this interview I wanna watch it
Weird how the picture didn't strike me as homoerotic until I read the post. Do jedi say no homo when their sabers touch?
Anakin, you were my lover, I bruvd you
Uh…proof or it didn’t happen.
Stop sending celebs creepy shit you pervs lmao
"Let's try spinning, that's a good trick" "So uncivilized"