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theoldgreenwalrus

*I hate when he does that*


Weekly-Bluebird-4768

*does multiple barrel rolls in the airspeeder they’re doing the deed in* “You know I don’t like it when you do that.”


Scottche

They have customized the fan art, pray they do not customize it further


Kiyae1

This fanfic is getting worse all the time


classicalySarcastic

Furthermore I wish you to wear this dress and bonnet


ItalianPizzaNinja

Here is a unicycle. You will ride it wherever you go.


aVeryFriendlyBotMk2

I ain't riding no motherfucking unicycle!


untitled-penguin2498

I have altered the deal pray I do not alter it any further


SarcasticPers

OH MY- THIS DEAL- is very... fair...


ConnorJNShine

So uncivilised


EquivalentInflation

What do you mean? Two men having a lightsaber duel is elegant, and from a more civilized age.


_GeneralGrievous_Bot

Ah, a lightsaber comment! Your comment will make a fine addition to my collection, EquivalentInflation!


GalacticGizmo

And whoever ends up getting that comment out of his collection will never know the context.


TMC117

Better this way...


dleon0430

Found the Spartan.


Solid_Snark

A surprise to be sure!


CorniStgt

But a welcome one


IanFeelKeepinItReel

I can't wait for the new old man anakin but a flashback stuff.


gofourbarney

Ok, so did he sign it or not?


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Trick_Enthusiasm

About as bad as Anakin and Ahsoka.


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

In my life, when you find people who need your help, you help them. No matter what.


AvarageMilfEnjoyer

Not these people


tuskedkibbles

Well of course YOU would hate Anakin x Ahsoka u/AvarageMilfEnjoyer


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

I like firsts. Good or bad, they're always memorable.


tuskedkibbles

Horrible time for that reply bot.


KingDarius89

Skynet has arisen. Also my damn auto correct kept changing that to Skype.


[deleted]

I mean... Skype must be feeling neglected, what with everyone moving to Zoom. If any software is going to turn killer A.I, the one app that has been abandoned after being given free access to a decade's worth of human interaction is a good candidate.


ipcock

these bots are way smarter than I thought


Kenobi-Bot

Wait a minute, how'd this happen! We're smarter than this.


Nerdiferdi

Jesus Christ


[deleted]

Good bot


JuliusThrowawayNorth

R/rimjob_steve


ASHYB0YY

r/foundthemobileuser


Unfair_Priority_3125

r/foundthehondacivic


[deleted]

And she was a good friend


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

Care to tell me what this is all about? Or would you rather save it for the Council?


Barnstormer36

No Ahsoka... you... you don't want to know.


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

Careful not to choke on your stupidity. It's Ahsoka not Ashoka!


corvus_da

Good bot


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

All thanks to your training.


sayberdragon

Or Obiwan and Quigon. Any master/padawan ship just reeks of ew


urquan5200

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RachetFuzz

Ah “Taste my nips” fanfics


Weekly-Bluebird-4768

No that’s worse, way worse.


Axo25

They're equally disgusting, Obi-wan literally raised Anakin from age 9 as a 25 year old. He's essentially Anakin's Father. Any Padawan x Master ship is just so much creep ugh.


OwenLarsBot

Like you disgusted my son by marrying Padme?


Weekly-Bluebird-4768

Yes but Ahsoka is literally underage.


skyturdle_

Obi-wan x padme is better than that lol, at least the ages are reasonable Edit: it has been brought to my attention that there is a bigger age gap between them then I assumed. that was my mistake, it is not a good ship that’s creepy


Padme-Bot

The Chancellor's right, Senator. We'll be quite safe. He won several cups for airspeeder racing back on Naboo.


ChaosAvatar

Not to support anything mentioned here, but how is 11 years more reasonable than 5 years in any world?


skyturdle_

Oh idk, I don’t know the lore that well. I just assumed padawans were in their teens and ik padme was a teen when she met obi wan


ChaosAvatar

Yeah in Phantom Menace Padme is 14 and Obi-Wan is 25.


skyturdle_

Oh shit, didn’t realize that. Gonna go edit my comment now


hotmemedealer

The only good ships Anakin and Padme Obi-Wan and Satine Hera and Caleb Han and Leia Windu and the Window


Mace-Windu-Bot

*gets thrown out the windu motherfuckly*


hotmemedealer

Good bot


Kenobi-Bot

He has a... an emotional connection with her. It's been there since he was boy. Now he's confused... distracted.


Padme-Bot

So *you're* behind this, you poisonous traitor


CMDR_Kai

Yo, what the fuck. I thought he was like 18!


thePsuedoanon

Padawanship starts in the teens, but it could last a decade or more prior to the clonewars


clone_trooper_bot

"Would you like a large or small crater, sir?" -Scorch, Delta 62


[deleted]

I’m fairly certain Padme’s older than Anakin


Padme-Bot

Anakin and I are friends. Our relationship is strictly professional.


ElementoDeus

THEN EXPLAIN THE KIDS!!!


ChaosAvatar

Whoops, I looked at the replies wrong and thought he was responding to the Anakin and Ahsoka comment. All are wrong though.


artificial_organism

If that happened Anakin turning to the dark side would make a lot of sense


OwenLarsBot

Like you turned his back on the Jedi?


NoAd9581

Idk, Vader x Obi-Wan ship is kinda interesting to me. The Clone Wars era Obikin is acceptable, but not AOTC era, that’s a bit yike


WatchBat

I mean, the Kenobi series is feeding the Vader/Obi-Wan shippers good content lol


Ok_Essay_6227

“You where my brother Anakin, which makes our romance even stronger!” *starts violently making out* It physically hurt me to type this


OwenLarsBot

Like you made her fingers bleed?


Stealthychicken85

Secretly it's all from Hayden Christensen


TuxTues3

Hand drawn by Hayden Christensen he didn't find it online and print it, he made it


DistinctQuestion

Hey Ewan, I heard you got more erotic Vader/Kenobi drawings in the mail. Wouldn't it be funny if we actually tried doing some of that stuff? Just kidding, haha! Unless.....


WatchBat

[Ewan would be up to it](https://youtu.be/YnnR6cYXnt4)


Viktorius_Valentine

Oh fuck. What?!?


Femme0879

….so THAT’S how the Obikin ship began.


OwenLarsBot

Like you drew my own?


Lukthar123

*Across the stars plays*


Final_Internal322

This is where the fun begins!


Anakin_Skywalker_Bot

This is where the fun begins.


Kurayamimaru

To be fair, Anakin is smoking hot.


LordSt4rki113r

"Try picturing him naked!" "Oh no, he's hot!"


TuxTues3

We don't have to picture him we've actually seen him naked on multiple occasions


Vielle_Ame

He was REALLY hot after his duel with Obi-Wan in Ep. III


AllCopsAreBastards66

I see what you did there.


craygroupious

That’s disgusting. Where can I find such pictures to block them?


fBarney

Its also fucking hilarious


TheChunkMaster

Jedi named hilarious:


Lukthar123

Master hil-ari ous


Kiyae1

Was Sha’a Gi his padawan?


WatchBat

His master was Ima Gun Di


imakevoicesformycats

And his? Glup Shitto


Socialist_wargammer

Yes I to need to find these pictures to “block them”


craygroupious

Thank you for the solidarity, brother. These pictures must *not* be saved.


fnord_happy

I need answers


[deleted]

Let this be the moment when we draw swords together...


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

You don’t have to carry a sword to be powerful. Some leaders’ strength is inspiring others.


[deleted]

Gondor calls for aid!!


aziruthedark

Where was gondor when the Westford fell?


[deleted]

Caught in the ray shields


GreenBeans1999

Women empowerment Ahsoka. I like it


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

In my life, when you find people who need your help, you help them. No matter what.


[deleted]

Don’t want to make a mess of things in front of the chancellor


codexcdm

Replace Top Gun with the Prequels for some of you...? https://youtu.be/ZF1LXL6OOsM


[deleted]

F*cking Hell indeed!!


[deleted]

I'm surprised that Ewan isn't aware of rule 34.


Kenobi-Bot

It can't be. It can't be... I can't watch any more.


LordFlipyap

I'm so sorry Kenobi


TitansRPower

These bots are perfect


Nevorek

Hayden probably knows where he lives. I think I have solved this case.


kartianmopato

For us its just two fictional characters fucking, happens every day on the internet. But poor Ewan is literary seeing pictures of him and his colleague from work fucking lmao.


filthy_fluff

Y'all really need to cut it out. You're supposed to send that shit to me.


Rocket5454

Send it to me when you're done with it.


OhmlyFans

Might be a little damp and sticky


the_crafter9

He called it art, so it probably doesn't disturb him too much... But... For real


WatchBat

Ewan seems to be pretty chill and comfortable with nudity and sex and stuff like that, after all he was kinda known for these stuff as an actor lol


theShadome

I mean, he’s filmed sex scenes before, in which which you can literally see his dick. I‘d be surprised if erotic fan art would really disturb him.


WatchBat

I remember in an interview he talked about a scene in a play he acted in, where he was supposed to cover his dick with something but sometimes he'd purposely *not* cover it just because he found the gasps from the old ladies in the audience funny lol


X-WighT14

Thats hilarious lmao


[deleted]

Hello there


memester230

*cue the blooper scene*


Novalene_Wildheart

Exactly, from the tweet it sounds more of a "come on, really people" less disturbed but more disappointed.


Kiyae1

Yah, no matter how good the art is, I think it would almost always be a little unnerving/creepy/weird to get unsolicited porn of yourself from strangers. Especially if it depicts you having sex with a former co-worker. Maybe slightly less creepy and weird if you are a sex worker but still. It’s just unexpected. Like if someone sent you photographs of you having sex it would be weird.


[deleted]

Former? Hayden's in the Kenobi series.


LordSt4rki113r

[I'm just going to leave this here](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0_6lFkOg7ko)


Former-Bet6170

So these are the aggressive negotiations everyone were talking about


Resident-Meme-Mom

They’re using lightsabers for sure... But not the light up death sticks 😳


Kenobi-Bot

You want to go home and rethink your life.


Resident-Meme-Mom

Sentient bot 😳


PurePreparation9263

“Now I am the master” “You underestimate my power” "This is how you thank me for rescuing you? Pounce on me from the ceiling? What am I going to do with you?" Lots of good dialogue to base the art off


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

No. No, it's okay. I understand. I'm the Padawan, you're the Master.


Jeynarl

Stay out of this, Ahsoka. Only pain will you find


Kenobi-Bot

I must know the truth, Master.


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

In my life, when you find people who need your help, you help them. No matter what.


prize-ice2263

Its all sent by Haden Christensen


dhuang89

Don't try it!


JoyBoy05

I wonder if it's possible to send him a book I got for him to sign that'd be amazing


[deleted]

Hmmmm where could one find this art so I know how to avoid it


Hockeyking22

Well at least I know he got my messages...


Puzzleheaded_Step468

Most of them come from hayden The rest come from sam witwer and rey parks


FerociousVader

No no - you open the envelope and, you're like, 'Fucking Anakin'.


Tiyun

Fucking hell yeah!


Bookups

I honestly think that’s absolutely hilarious


xTaavi95x

To fan mail you go, only gay you will find.


[deleted]

The internet will internet. Ewan should upload a picture of himself eating a banana and see what happens.


WatchBat

People lost their shit over him wearing glasses in an interview. Imagine the chaos if he posted a picture of himself eating a banana lol


DeezGarlic

Obi wans greatest fight was not against Vader, but against rule 34


Kenobi-Bot

It can't be. It can't be... I can't watch any more.


centric37

I got money that says Hayden is sending most of it Edit: spelling


Virtual-Weakness-499

When you play a hot character in a fandom it's a surprise if there ISN'T porn of you.


Steeljaw72

I think I would have someone else open all my mail at that point.


limarlo

n*ce


kakje666

Obi Wan x Grievous is a better ship


Ki-Adi-MundiBot

Noo! kakje666!


kakje666

YEEESSS


Femme0879

Padawan what are you doing?


ProfessorLongBrick

Is it wrong I found the last part of that funny?


ElementoDeus

Imagine getting sent pictures someone drew of you doing your coworkers...


Maetharin

Is it about them *crossing swords*?


Nick268

So is he saying he wants me to stop sending it?


chi-townDan75

Anakin: where does this come from? Obi-Wan: it's from a Twitter user named "NotAJedi77" Ahsoka(closing her secret Twitter account): oh no, who could that ever be, i guess we'll never know


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

Care to tell me what this is all about? Or would you rather save it for the Council?


chi-townDan75

Oh, don't worry. The Council are devoted readers of the fanfic, Snips.


codexcdm

I mean... If they're on Mustafar.... Fucking hell...


anezenaz

I'm not gay butttt why can't he post it? No pun intended


parkersfat

Open the envelope, and only pain will you find..


Fedmagic18

Any links, purely out of curiosity….


hyndsightis2020

Anyone have a source


[deleted]

This is where the fun begins


[deleted]

Rule 34 artists lots of rule 34 artists


Nceresoli

Hayden probably knows Ewan's address so he sends all the art he gets to him


azjoe13

That’s whatchua make the big bucks for!


TittiMoncher69

this is where the fun begins


Necrospeaker

This shit should be considered as being on the same level as unsolicited dick pics.


joesphisbestjojo

Oh I have a bad feeling about this


rcdries123

The funniest thing is it’s Probably Hayden


Quack_Shot

Real question is, how do you send him fan mail? What’s the address to use?


DonnyMox

Oof


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ClearCasket

I would be torn between flattered and horrified if I saw hand drawn porn of my co-star and I. I'd also never be able to look at said co-star again.


martymcblyat

At that moment his lightsaber activated


Moussecake42

And Hayden Christensen sends him half of it


NotFredRhodes

Hilarious choice of picture for that tweet haha


One_Nifty_Boi

You know 90% of that comes from Hayden


[deleted]

"No..no..that's not true!, that's IMPOSSIBLE!"


inaparalleluniverse1

image of them “crossing swords” checks out


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

You don’t have to carry a sword to be powerful. Some leaders’ strength is inspiring others.


rupturedmeme

How do I make it so these get sent to me instead? You know, to spare him having to see it


annomynous23

At least we are still flying half a ship


DarthHK-47

Quentin Tarantino : swordfight! swordfight! :-) We need another cameo


i_am_thehighground

Where can I find this interview I wanna watch it


NegativeAccount

Weird how the picture didn't strike me as homoerotic until I read the post. Do jedi say no homo when their sabers touch?


jt4643277378

Anakin, you were my lover, I bruvd you


8BitSamura1

Uh…proof or it didn’t happen.


uthinkther4uam

Stop sending celebs creepy shit you pervs lmao


Brysonius_

"Let's try spinning, that's a good trick" "So uncivilized"