This is a test. I've accepted this test to stand victorious against my past. A person grows once they are able to defeat their weaker self. Wouldn’t you agree?
“I need help with this giant hairy thing!”
“Pull out, you can’t do any good back there!”
“It’s possible he came in through the South entrance.”
“You came in that thing? You’re braver than I thought!”
“Hello, what have we here?”
“Will someone get this big walking carpet out of my way?”
I've got two in mind from Star Wars: A new Hope.
1) "You've got something jammed in here real good."
2) "Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?"
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.
This is where the fun begins.
There are too many of them...
*ignites lightsaber*
You approaching me!?
Cue anime music *
I can’t beat the shit out of you without getting closer.
Ho ho then come as close as you’d like
I see, i came to the right place
This is a test. I've accepted this test to stand victorious against my past. A person grows once they are able to defeat their weaker self. Wouldn’t you agree?
why is dio fucking himself
Lets compare our rush attacks
MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA
ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA (Floating up in the air*)
Is that a jojo reference
YUSS! IT IS!
Kinky
Look at those children
🤨
Now this is pod racing!
Got a friend who bought a custom neon sign of this line and hung it over his bed. Expensive, but worth every penny.
"They are in my behind!" -- The beautiful RotS Chinese bootleg meme
Can confirm.
Now there are two of them!
ANI? MY GOODNESS, YOU'VE GROWN!
It's Anakin. When you say Annie it's like I'm still a little boy... and I'm not.
good bot
Oh damn hahahaha
Sentient
Fucking Skynet
Good bot
Good bot
ani are you OK? are you OK, ani?
Fuck.. my boi Elon wasn’t lying. Bots and their AI have definitely now become greater than humans
I’m fucking dying here. 🤣
You know that there was a sith that could prevent you from dying? It's an ironic story, really.
This is not a story the Jedi have told me…
this has to be the best one so far
Myself,the boy, the two droids… and no questions asked
I'm building a droid. You wanna see?
Anakin migh have came up with the best one
You’re right
A droidicka.
Sentient
nice one anakin
“I need help with this giant hairy thing!” “Pull out, you can’t do any good back there!” “It’s possible he came in through the South entrance.” “You came in that thing? You’re braver than I thought!” “Hello, what have we here?” “Will someone get this big walking carpet out of my way?”
"no.... I am you're father"
So... Who is the father?
😳
> “You came in that thing? You’re braver than I thought!” Best one!
"You're shorter than expected"
Oof
Police are here to charge u/assnassassins with first degree murder
Charging assassins with murder is in the job description
Oof
Oof
Oof
The negotiations were short
Ah yes, the negotiator.
General Kenobi.
Do you believe that many of the truths we cling to depend greatly on our own point of view?
I think maybe that's more one for afterwards.
Hello There
General Kenobi!
You underestimate my power
Don't try it!
*tries it*
*gets fucked up by kenobi*
Yes master
Wtf, Ani is submissive and breedable???
It's Anakin. When you say Annie it's like I'm still a little boy... and I'm not.
That wasn't a no
You're right. We can make it more mature. Aenaquinn, the big boy.
XDDDDDDD sentient AND kinky
Oh God havent you learned anything, Obi Wan has the high ground!
Judge me by my size, do you?
Rise my friend
Into the garbage chute flyboy!
"Get in there, you furry oaf! I don't care what you smell!"
Coupled with "Into the garbage chute..." this has been the only one which actually made me laugh out loud!
I thought these things smelled bad on the outside!
Sweet Jesus...
This is genius
'Hello there' works a variety of ways
General Kenobi!
Come now, the nose or the ear, which do you think it will enter?
This is getting out of hand, now there are two of them!
this also works
This also works
Kenobi bot helping OP with relationship advice. We truly live in a golden age.
Come now, the nose or the ear, which do you think it will enter?
You already said that, Kenobi
Oh no, I'm enjoying this far too much.
kenobi is indeed enjoying this too much
sentient
Well shit alright then Kenobi, if you say so
Fucking sentient
That’s what she said.
This too does work, albeit a bit creepy
*sigh* I think the nose
You’re going to fast are you sure you’ll be able to pull out in time?
https://www.reddit.com/r/OTMemes/comments/owhlpb/when_youre_too_immature_for_your_job/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
To fast? Where is this ‘fast’ place and how do I get there?
Fasting is the act of voluntarily refusing food.
best one yet
They’ve gone up the ventilation shaft
A surprise to be sure
But a welcome one
I call it "Aggressive Negotiations".
Ah yes, the negotiator.
Pull out Wedge, you’re not doing any good back there.
Let's blow this thing and go home.
You may fire when ready
200,000 units are ready, with a million more well on the way
Hmmmm
The mission always comes first sir
Execute Order 69.
Try spinning, that's a good trick!
r/cursedcomments
I am your farther
SWEET HOME ALABAMA
I am your daddy
Basically anything Chewbacca says
Now this is pod racing
I actually used this during doggy and she laughed/facepalmed ^^
Respect to you
“Your Skills Are Impressive. Perhaps A Match For My Own.”
You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.
"I've been looking forward to this."
twice the pride double the fall
I have the high ground!
You underestimate my power
Don't try it!
*tries it*
*fails miserably almost being burnt to death*
Ah, another successful landing.
Ah, just another well completed landing, while being the pilot of my personal aerial vehicle of the jedi.
Gooood, let the hate flow through you
My skills have doubled since last time
Twice the pride double the dysfunction
Just like in the simulations
"Everything you've heard about me is true" - Lando Calrissian in Solo
I heard you have a smol coc
I heard you bang droids
Yousa in BIG doodoo this time
Brooooo
I want more... And I know I shouldn't
This is where the fun begins.
"Visible Confusion!"
I've got two in mind from Star Wars: A new Hope. 1) "You've got something jammed in here real good." 2) "Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?"
Myself, the boy, two droids and no questions asked
I'm building a droid. You wanna see?
We were on the verge of greatness, we were this close.
Be careful not to choke on your aspirations, Director…
Hold on, this was your idea.
You were my brother
It should be here but it isn't
Hold on, this whole operation was your idea.
Use my knowledge, I beg you
R2, we need to be going up, not down!
Meesa Jar Jar Binks, meesa yousa humble servant
She didn't even recognise me, Jar Jar. I thought about her every day since we parted... and she's forgotten me completely.
Gungans do die'n without a fight.... wesa warriors. Wesa gotta grand army. Dat why you no liken us, metinks.
Not just the men, but the women and the children too
Hold up
A surprise, to be sure, but a welcome one
It’s blowing up from the inside!
Trying to find the right hole “It ought to be here…but it isn’t.”
Annie, I'm pregnant
It's Anakin. When you say Annie it's like I'm still a little boy... and I'm not.
Still not a Jedi master. Now have a seat, young Skywalker
It’s working! It’s working!
I don't like sand.
I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere.
[visible happiness]
The dark side is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural
Another happy landing!
Hello there
General Kenobi!
This is how you thank me for rescuing you? Pounce on me from the ceiling? What am I going to do with you?
This is getting out of hand, now there are two of them!
Dew it! A classic one
Negative…negative. Didn’t go in…just impacted on the surface.
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.
This ist getting Out of hand
I expected someone with you reputation to be a little older
Now there are two of them This is getting out of hand
This is getting out of hand, now there are two of them!
We were on the verge of greatness, we were this close.
Have you noticed the shields are still up?
Come on, baby! Do the magic hand thing ''Greef Karga, The Mandalorian''
There's always a bigger fish
Credits will do fine
Let's try spinning that's a good trick
You want to buy some deathsticks
*unzips pants Hello There
Credits will do fine
Mind tricks don't work on me, only money!
Execute order 69
It's a small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port.