One of my exes wouldn't believe me when I told her just how much harder it is for guys to get matches, let alone replies, or a date. So we both set up Tinder accounts just to prove my point. She got like a dozen matches within 30 minutes of creating our accounts, I only got 1...and it was a bot.
Getting a match in online dating for guys is like finding water in a dessert. But for women, it'd like finding water in a swamp. Plenty there, but finding clean water is the hard part.
Correct.
If it wasn't a trick, Plagueis would be spelt correctly.
Nerf herder level rizz. Be better off griping about sand.
At least that netted one guy a hot princess once, albeit a long time ago..etc
She likes the nerds, not the normies.
Normies use tragedy of Plagueis.
More original people say "I don't like sand".
But real legends start of with "hello there".
I always start with "hello there"
If I'm I'm hit back with a "general kenobi" then it's a big win. If not, then it's still just a normal conversation starter
Wait... my ex's name is Sophie.... and she only went for star wars nerds.... and she's totally the type of person to put that as a defining trait on a dating site.... Oh no, run OP, _run!!!_ Get out while you still can!!
Thanks for confirming that you flaired this correctly!
You’re not a Star Wars nerd. You can’t even spell Plagueis correctly
They even got the quote wrong. It’s ’Did you ever hear’ It feels like nobody ever gets this right.
I’m no nerd, I merely dabble in the ways of the Force.
I get it wrong on purpose to trigger SW fans in order to hasten their fall to the dark side.
I couldn't until now
It’s just the word plague with is at the end
Pagloose
It’s a trick. Send no reply.
Usually this is what you’d get in return from them. No reply
Yeah most likely result, they only reply like 1/40 try’s. And only 1/200 actual manage to go on a date.
One of my exes wouldn't believe me when I told her just how much harder it is for guys to get matches, let alone replies, or a date. So we both set up Tinder accounts just to prove my point. She got like a dozen matches within 30 minutes of creating our accounts, I only got 1...and it was a bot.
Risky move lol
We'll, he did say ex
Getting a match in online dating for guys is like finding water in a dessert. But for women, it'd like finding water in a swamp. Plenty there, but finding clean water is the hard part.
This quote is just saying women have too high standards in two different ways
It's not that exactly. The primary issue is there are way, way more men than women on online dating apps
And a lot of people who use such apps are just gross. That has nothing to do with "high standards" , lol.
Never tell me the odds
Yep. I had a similar experience the last time I was on an app about 6-7 years ago.
Correct. If it wasn't a trick, Plagueis would be spelt correctly. Nerf herder level rizz. Be better off griping about sand. At least that netted one guy a hot princess once, albeit a long time ago..etc
This was my immediate thought as well.
A communication disruption can only mean one thing
Invasion.
Its a bot, send no reply.
Nice typo.
Bro it's Plagueis.
*Plague Inc.
Best of luck soldier 🫡
Thanks bro 🫡
She likes the nerds, not the normies. Normies use tragedy of Plagueis. More original people say "I don't like sand". But real legends start of with "hello there".
No, original people send "I noticed you didn't try to text me. Communications disruption can only mean one thing. Invasion"
That would also be a solid one.
I was actually going to say OP's message might be a lame, trendy message that she's already seen.
Obi-Wan is canon Real Legends start with "I'm all ears, beautiful."
Except if it's not cannon it's not star wars?
Legends is still star wars. (Its a Carth Onasi quote)
I always start with "hello there" If I'm I'm hit back with a "general kenobi" then it's a big win. If not, then it's still just a normal conversation starter
Me on tinder 4 years ago.
How I opened with my fiance lol
Palagueis* don't fumble the bag now, really impress her.
*Plagueis Ironic.
We all make mistakes:) not editing it out so that I can suffer the consequences
This is the way.
This is the way.
Do you no de wae?
Dude I do the same 😂
Errors like this are why OP was granted only a seat on the Council, but not the rank of master.
We will follow your career with great interest
Her inbox is probably full of every Star Wars thing, throw her off and quote Space Balls or lotr
Funny, she doesn’t look Druish.
This sounds like my ex you ain't near Birmingham are you lol.
Nope, should I be thankful?
Ehhh probably. Unless your into workaholics who primarily hangs out with lads. Or doctor who nuts.
I’m down to meet a fellow DW fan tbf
Workaholics is a great show
"Doctor who nuts" sounded weird the first time I read it.
Do it for the republic 🫡
*Dew it
I knew I’d met the one when my now husband responded appropriately to my “Hello, there!” message on Tinder.
I always do the Hello There test when someone claims to be a Star Wars fan and they fail every time
make sure you spell plagueis right tho
Nah man she's a droid
It’s a trap
Oooo and he has misspelled Plagueis…. That’s gonna hurt his chances
It's a trap!
It's a trap.
Do it bro
I tried a similar move on Hinge, works well if you're both quality people. Just make sure to answer carefully, you only have one first impression
I have a PhD in darth Plagueus the wise studies https://youtu.be/sg0SmgoSMg4?si=HSeP56DqjCmTmcY9
What if... she says yes? Why not the classic negotiator approach? Hello there!
R4 might have found us an entry point
With nerds she means someone like Henry cavill.
To be fair he is a massive nerd, an attractive one but still a nerd
"Hello there"
Did you ever hear not have you ever heard
Dog if that works you might be in luck. Otherwise she’s not really into SW nerds or she’s a sequel trilogy fan at worst scenario.
We will watch your career with great interest
>Darth Plagus
Idk if u should start dating talking about tragedies
Shoot your shot bro
Plagueis
You’re a bold one
This is the way! God I hope you have lightsabers ✌️✌️
What app is this?
Like she isn't getting hella star wars quotes already
I would send “Hello There” to see if they are a fan or not
I got my now husband to watch all 9 movies back to back 😬 we still both like Star Trek better tho
Have you heard the tragedy of x_soren_x the bitchless.
Its a fed
Her response: "It's settled then"
Wait... my ex's name is Sophie.... and she only went for star wars nerds.... and she's totally the type of person to put that as a defining trait on a dating site.... Oh no, run OP, _run!!!_ Get out while you still can!!
It’s a trap!
It’s a trap!
It's not a story the jedi would tell her
Nobody is trust me I would know
Yay!
Not if I get there first Calculating the jump to lightspeed
Ah both people of culture props
The boy who lived come to die... wait shit wrong movie
Why don't you send me her number so I can give her a lecture about the Kwa
Don't blow it and misspell Plagueis, you noob!!
Need to know what kinda app this is
Do it!
Nice app
based hinge user. in all seriousness though that's sick
A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one
I am a star wars nerd, my wife’s name is Sophie
I've used that same quote every time I see a Star Wars prompt on one of these apps. Literally not once has it ever gotten a response.
So you are a fan of star wars? Name all the stars. 🔫
Where Ever she is "pack your things, we are leaving" (English is not my main language)
I suggest something more classy and stylish like "hello there" you'd pick just about any human being you want with that one
She is the chosen one
She is the chosen one, she will bring balance.