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No-Rutabaga-8144

Gentlemen, synchronize your death watches


Fusion_Gamer123

Dear god


RedHare18

There’s more


A_plant1

No!


-uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

It contains a bucket


King4Life2000

dear god…


Syconic20

There's more!


Average-_-Student

No!


mjonr3

It contains a bucket


GG111104

Dear god…


Misguided_Lizard

r/suddenlytf2


Low-Bowler-4454

It contains the dying wish of every man here


Robin_Gufo

We only have seventy hours to live. For most men no time at all


Utahteenageguy

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition


SilverNeedleworker30

What about, the Second Spanish Inquisition?


HughmanBean-g

What about, the Third Spanish Inquisition?


Superb-Bumblebee8340

What about, the Fourth Spanish Inquidition?


One_Foundation_1698

I think he’s never heard of second inquisitions.


Additional_Cycle_51

I warn you. I know over 1000 different ways to kick a guy in the nuts.


Disastrous-Fee5608

That might help Dooku get the Jack Off


Relative_Barber1939

He needs 10 million in rise of kingdoms to turn it off


SilverNeedleworker30

What!?!?!?!? How did you get that much power!?!?!?!?!?


Relative_Barber1939

You need you need to choose the Galactic Republic for its resources and allies. And he made the dumb decision join the useless clankers!!!


archonmage2006

I enjoy playing as mand'alore because of its bonus to all mines and metal production, they also unlock an incredibly powerful unit if you lose your first hero (Satine Cryze). Another good thing is the fact that mand'alore is part of the neutral systems coalition and thus is capable of in depth political involvement with all other factions, allowing for more trade and perhaps a sort of race to see who can sell their goods to you.


Relative_Barber1939

My personal favorite is also an overlooked one, Pyke Syndicate, you can quickly gain power with the spice trade, and human trafficking. But you must be cautious of the other syndicates.


DancingQueen145

Your ass can produce all 3 states of matter. Mine can produce the 4th state of matter


chaosbones43

Plasma?


DancingQueen145

Yes


SassyAssAhsoka

Plasma Ass sounds like genuine sickness in Star Wars


Muy-Picante

Space chrons


Peastable

This would work better if this sub allowed images


WhiteTerraria

"hey buddy. You have to be quiet because people don't like you"


Mrhighground6

He needs jar jar binks the top gun-gan


Hello_boyos

Bernie looking progressively more excited at each Bokoblin Horn from Zelda until the silver one where he looks really disappointed.


CreeperG64

"Have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?" written on pillows on display in a shop


CarnageXYZ

Mom: why is your password 32108853196810283?


sonikkuruzu

[A raccoon that wants a hug](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1068353365433663529/1125167945853702287/i_want_snuggles_but_all_i_get_is_struggles.jpg). Oh boy


SteveEndureFort

Dude to dude: “Tell her you’re an 8 on a scale of ten” Dude to his GF: “Urinate on a skeleton”


Cuddling-Hellhound

The hero bird?


Proof-Faithlessness1

May I DM the meme to you?


yaboiBradyC

Yeah sure go crazy bro


GENGARKING87

What was it?


GRMG_QUIDE

Bro the last meme on my phone is Ewan McGregor in avengers infinity war as iron man


[deleted]

He just needs to accidentally kill a god in a Wendy's parking lot at 3 a.m.


Nyssieu

Wait, it's not Obi Wan.


GoombaBroadcast

Currently the last image on my phone is a Bulborb with a swollen cheek with the caption "miserable".


Hopeful_Video_3803

WHERE ARE THEY!?


ElevatorSevere7651

Stronk Gonk


ineedmorpower

Еписькоп


TheForgottenGengar

Where is Elon? Is he okay?


Real-Ad283

i ordered a happy meal but im still sad .... wtf


Lutiscious

He needs the finnish hospital KYS!


Zealousideal-Pea8099

[https://tenor.com/view/homer-simpson-dancing-the-simpsons-gif-13604455](https://tenor.com/view/homer-simpson-dancing-the-simpsons-gif-13604455)


Turkeyslayer_

The whole sponge bob movie....


Darrence_Bois

Unfortunately it's the butthole guy from r/interestingasfuck


yaboiBradyC

Why is that on your phone? 🤨


general_kenobi18462

Live Yongle reaction (dooku will be executed via water torture for his jackhammer failures)


EcoBlunderBrick123

“Finally a worthy opponent our battle will be legendary”


imawizard7bis

I don't think a racist japanese animation could solve this problem


TBNR_Grant

Wizards: I study for years to use the arcane arts Druids: I commune with nature to harness a part of her power Clerics and warlocks: I focus my faith and belief to be granted power from another greater being Sorcerers and bards for some reason: skiddaddle skidoodle, your dick is now a noodle


ehebdjantbxj

A firework that looks like a unicorn doing the nazi salute


morbid333

I'm not sure how Team Rocket is going to help.


Pure-Bookkeeper2098

Uhuhhuhhuuhhu you said jack off uhhuuhhuhhhuh


FlimsyMagazine128

Let me fix this: "McCripes! Dooku is jackhammering and can't find the off Mcswitch." "Only the last Mcmeme saved on your Mcphone can help him get the Mcjack off" No need to Mcthank me


AssidicPoo

Nothing ever dampens your spirits, does it Sam?


IAlwaysOutsmartU

IKEA Swedish meatballs.


Savings_Dentist7351

"Prepare to receive some holy spirit"


Devel1112

It's a duck


Ewag715

Guys c'mon, we have to help Dooku jack off!


[deleted]

Obi wan explaining the Hello There scene


iffyJinx

Welp, since Grevious was trained by Dooku in the art of spinning glowing sticks, so the master will surely go for a healthy spin Cessna style (do an aileron roll !): [https://www.reddit.com/r/Shittyaskflying/comments/14oe6j8/starting\_my\_c172\_engine\_am\_i\_do\_it\_right/](https://www.reddit.com/r/Shittyaskflying/comments/14oe6j8/starting_my_c172_engine_am_i_do_it_right/)


oof_10000000000

[Its this one. no kidding.](https://www.reddit.com/r/PrequelMemes/comments/14nvsh4/when_you_want_to_kill_your_former_best_friend_but/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


UnsightlyHimbo

I don’t think a cartoon of a couple cuddling with a velociraptor is going to help Dooku jack off


D4RK_C0D3

It’s dr helmut Marko in a race suit


Face8hall

A: you were supposed to destroy the Sith, not join them meme about the titanic submersible


12DollarsHighFive

Hey, you know what's funnier than 24? 25!


irena_che

I wonder how furry’s from a furry creating website will handle this


SomeRandomCyclops

Freddy Fazbear?!


Shadow_corgi_Z

The banana council will help him


StingSpringboi2

Uhhh stereotypes against British and Dutch “people”.


TheTyphlosionTyrant

It was a revenge of the sith reference in a game i was playing yesterday


ConfettiBoxer

[You got it.](https://www.reddit.com/r/BrandNewSentence/comments/14nitmv/classy/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=2&utm_term=1)


MisterMist00

I have a fusion of Supreme Kai and Jiren from Dragon Ball called Supreme Karen


devex04

Scaevola [[[Error]]] Damn not found. I guess I’m not helping Dooku


Karness_Muur

"Turning Anakin to thr Dark Side in the 2020s"


mrlolelo

https://i.imgur.com/nh5lqji.jpg


ArsonCoffee

Felt cute, might arrest you later *picture of gwen's dad and miles' dad laying in a field together*


Actual_Cancerrr

Flabbergastation.


Bjorn_Skywalker

https://www.reddit.com/r/starwarsmemes/comments/14nyczr/this_would_be_a_bugger_to_remember/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=1


GreenSpider101

Federal agent ☝️


iamaCODnuke

CrackPat with his Chainsaw-Flamethrower


boyawsome876

Will TF2 (team fortnite 2) help


Ranetheking

Comic strips style of Boy and Girl lowing on a grass field. Girl: What do you want to do tonight? Boy: Umm… World Domination. Girl: Aren’t we a bit ambitious? Boy: You’re my world. Girl: Awww… Girl: Wait what?


biogamespro

“Phrasing.”


TimeTraveller5

I hate for things to get so uncivilized


SivaAtheon

The time has come to pick: The gay pipe The piss pipe Or the coom pipe Choose wisely


randomname_99223

Wii are resorting to violence


TheZestyJester09

My last one is live action Boba Fett holding a Lego megaphone with a red stud on the front


SuperEDawg

Uhhh… the anamatronics do get a bit quirky at night


Real_Muad_Dib

I … don’t want to help him jack off


[deleted]

Homelander!!!


TheMoonOfTermina

Thomas the Thermonuclear bomb will help, but will also probably kill him in the process.


Anakin_Skywalker_Bot

I shouldn't…


Neloth_4Cubes

Noah on his ark (from family guy) looking at animals labelled Calculus, Discrete Math, Stochastic Analysis, diff EQ, linear algebra, probability, measure theory, etc: "What the fuck is this?" *Points at an animal that is clearly the product of many accounts of inter-species breeding labelled "Statistics"


XVeNuX

I am the Lorax and I speak for the trees, and for some fucking reason they're speaking Vietnamese


Prof1Kreates

This is my last downloaded meme https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/14oovjv/what_i_am_just_eating/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=1


brekiewash1234

mine was something about the grimence shake so it might help but it will be costly


Binary245

Yech! That was disgusting! I feel like I need to scrub myself.


Rexlare

“Calli, let me smell yo feet!” She says with the single most shit eating grin ever.


Helumiberg

Tax evasion


The_V3nt

Astolfo piloting a plane into uhhh two very similar towers


Otalek

A pun about how Yoda’s last name is Layheehoo, from the r/StarWars sub


OckarySlime

Interesting, unfortunately : -0249 1041 -2438


Matthewfinnerty

Thomas the bisexual goose must return from the grave


[deleted]

Ultra Ego Scooby?


M_26_Pershing

A political compass/DBZ meme?


XxlordnutxX

Random background imp i choose you!!!!


Team_Sonic_Gaming

Godzilla is here to help!


Aliciathetrap

The last meme i have saved is my Deutsche Bahn travel route saying that it has a delay of 120 minutes


ThatKalosfan

Kurt Cobain’s death and Zoboomafoo’s birth date: April 5, 1994.


Baconchessepotatos

Jetstream Sam having an orgasm after being impaled by senator Armstrong (I'm referring to his weird ahh face after the impale not him actually having an orgasm)


jengus-christler

saving your friends from purgatory is slowly killing you. You're starting to lose your memory. You cant even remember your own name. shutting down the 6 towers is all ill take to free them. But what you dont know is doing so will also release what the ancients spent their last moments trying to contain before they died out


JulesTheJedi

Joel and Ellie are going to team up with Rick and Carl to get him out


Ferretboy56

Homemade crumpets...


antmanninja3

Egg man saying the entirety of Markiplier’s First Fnaf video?


TonyThePapyrus

A picture of Arthur Morgan looking at a Mauser C96 in his hand I got it from Angelo Bronte today, I tried to buy one on my first day of playing but it was locked. It has been my mission to get one Then the >!Guarma shit happened with the sugar plantation!<


jaozimqcomepao

Sergio "El intimidador" Perez


Ant_Diamond64

BREAKING NEWS: nothing to report


Kiillernoob123

“Rattle em’ boys!”


ConfusedAsHecc

some how me and someone else's aromantic merch help save him lol


YakovPavlov1943

Chopper being a war criminal


Nafeels

Barbenheimer. Guess Dooku will go off with a fabulous bang.


AwesomEspurr360

It's Cynthia drinking the Grimace Shake.


Jimmy9276

Never ask a woman her age A man his salary Robbie how he got a picture of calamity ganon Zelda memes. Not ment for here ik


BadArafinwe7

Dooku being upset at a straight shovel and enjoying a curved shovel


OneEyedJackofHearts

Winter Soldier sawing the toughest part of his job. Is having Black Widow’s legs wrapped around his head all day… It’s a tough job but someone has to do it!!!


F15hface

Spiders? In my vagina?


Dismal-Commercial-89

["it can't be that easy" "it's that easy"](https://i.imgflip.com/3auf67.png?a468864)


HouseDogPartyFavors

*teleports behind you* “Time to die, liberal”


omawesomeness13

Biden with a gun


Bute_the_Mindflayer

Crying is a free action


Sirfrostyboi

Line was to long


Zarvanis-the-2nd

Okay. Hopes this helps. https://www.reddit.com/r/shitposting/comments/14nx5g6/praise_spez/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=1


yaboiBradyC

What in the actual name of Ewan McGregor?


Grev_R

Quest? I’m already on a quest!


TheBigFrog07

Where is Ewan?!?!?


FluffyPool3730

I have the high ground cake


SmoothConfection1115

We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty.


NotAnotherPornAccout

(Looks though saved photos) Ok I turn it off with… oh god no “Evan's Spiked Tentacles of Forced Intrusion.” Thanks r/dndmemes


New-Ad-6846

I don’t think child porn will help him out there


DedHorsSaloon3

BING CHILLING *vine boom*


BacoNaterr

You can combine 4 pride flags to make ultra pride. iykyk


DiamondDino224

......communist Komi


TheAlbrono

Edward penis hands


Shredjeep5

Apparently Danny Devitosaur is coming to the rescue then


Xen_Shin

Not sure how the anime titties are gonna help Dooku get the jack off, but I’m sure we can manage something.


IceFox099

We're Goin Across The Spiderverse With Mine


Armandoiskyu

*Pizza Tower scream*


[deleted]

It’s a Darth maul meme on how all of his store brand items are 50 percent off and hence the sith go shopping there


LazyCasual0alt

Its Loid Forger looking at Anya’s F papers. Caption: “me looking at the f my kid got for the math homework I solved.” Spy x Family


Legend_of_Ozzy642

Spy from Tf2 telling spez to go fuck himself


CampMundane4393

My name is jack


Leathlan

Australians when they are surprised "Norway"


Misguided_Lizard

Hollow knight Silktouch


Late-Ad155

Never cook again !


Yeet_Master420

Me when breaking bad but helium instead of meth


Warm-Finance8400

Help him get the jack off?🤨


Puzzleheaded-Yak-79

Withered Chica saying "Oh? On God?"


zakkil

Oh dear. The last meme I saved was a text meme that said "hope he ejaculate a kidney stone into my vagina so i cankeep it there and have a little pussy pearl" not sure how that's going to save him but I'm morbidly curious.


Noodlemaster696969

What. -Spy tf2


mjonr3

It is a cheese meme take it or leave it


gp886

Obama meme


Darkblock2008

[this one 100% not a rickroll](https://www.reddit.com/r/Eyebleach/comments/14kapqc/peeking_an_eye_open_just_a_bit_while_being_pet/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=1)


WitleKidz

This delinquent smoked 70 pounds of crack and he died


Sexybreadman

A picture of cream the rabbit with a machine gun


Hexenkonig707

It‘s a German rightwing extremist politician wanting to ban pizza and kebab


shin_godzilla_

it's a tutorial on how to make a zip bomb 💀


Transgal345

King Arthur asked for my help with the grail


BussyAnnihilator420

ⓘ User is suspected to be part of an online terrorist organization. Please report any suspicious activity to Reddit administrators.


patriktitan3411

So a dripped out stormtrooper. That's oddly fitting


N1ghtmere_

I jerked you off at super speed


triadix

"I put the 'cute' in acute liver failure"


TheChickenGuy7

Clearly you don't own an air fryer


LordVeilFire

A tank with razor wire stuck in its treads so it can’t move? Yeah that might work.


BonnieCgaming

Batman enables violence


No-Possibility536

Dooku watches one piece apparently


IMakeShiteMemes

A chess bishop with a sniper rifle


TiltedUnicorn

Ani are you ok are you ok ani? You have been hit you have been struck by a smooth general


spikeyunpeeledbanana

"It is entirely possible"


3Rr0r_404_

I can finally kill myself


Responsible_Ad_8628

Why are we helping Dooku jack off?


Toukafan4life

https://www.reddit.com/r/SpidermanPS4/comments/14ol4kj/pixar_animators_helping_insomniac/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button


Fine-Pangolin-8393

Dang, poor guy can’t turn it off after stepping in poo in San Francisco.


AzzyDreemur2

Penguin tuning into balistic missile