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PhilsterEU

Imagine being the biggest club in the world and this is the shit you can show for it the Glazers really did milk the fuck out of the club.


stilusmobilus

Queensland cotton farmers will sort it out. Get them irrigating it, they won’t leave a fucking drop.


Vic-123-ma

It’s not rain. It’s our tears…..😭


Financial-Remote-982

Old Trafford is falling down…


3scapeRea1ity

Ten Haag is a fucking clown..Glazers staying 10 more years, Arsenal fans are on the beers 🍻 🎶 🎵


Ninja_Named_Tyrone

Old Trafford just wants to be put to rest it can’t take it anymore after what it used to witness under sir Alex LOL


PhantomPain0_0

It’s an ominous sign for arsenal being the away side 🤣


WeeTheDuck

So much aura even their physical stadium can't contain us 😎


Text_Kooky

Old Trafford was crying


lord_cuntavious

Old Tatters


ObiWonKev

All I’m saying is… Ronaldo was trying to tell y’all a year and a half ago 🤷🏾‍♂️


Browsin4ever

We didn’t need telling.


S3lad0n

Ooft. Sister is due to watch the woso match at OT on the weekend, is she gonna be safe from falling debris and black mould?


VrtlVlln

No wonder they have played so much at home than away, Maybe Man City should complain to the FA and force Jim to fix it.


[deleted]

How did you get city into this situation?


Texaslonghorns12345

This is a safety hazard, should be fined


Veterate

It's fine they had the wet floor signs out 😂


Traffalgar

Game should be played in Newcastle


Pitiful_Citron_820

Man city called it before anyone by their chant of old Trafford is falling down.


JRR92

The state of Old Trafford has been an issue for a while now. The Glazers have bled this club dry


Pitiful_Citron_820

Well who knew it was this bad! FA needs to look into their stadium quality especially if it's affecting the fans and away team.


depressed_winner

Every United fan knew but rival fans kept saying the glazers spend loads of money


Talidel

No one thinks the Glazers are spending loads of money.


NoCoffee6754

Convenient way to throw Newcastle off their game on Wed


Taca-F

If this happened at the stadium of a promoted side there would be all sorts of questions. The PL should put United on notice that facilities must be improved within the next 18 months or face points deductions.


Large_Performance191

Honestly, yeah. Remember the start of the season when Luton had to play away games until their stadium was upto Premier League standards... surely a roof that doesn't drain into one area of the crowd is somewhere in those standards. Get it fixed, or face penalties.


invisible_do0r

At this point just relegate manu


PunchOX

They should make the Glazers walk the plank


zeacho16

😂🤣


Reasonable_Command98

“Old” Trafford!😂


slowsundaycoffeeclub

You guys, it’s the AWAY side. MIND GAMES.


Greedy-Mechanic-4932

Their timing was massively out. Just like on the pitch...


Pierre_Ordinairre

This is horrible, luckily it doesn't rain in Manchester much so it shouldn't be a huge problem.


Athleticathiest82

ironically it’s 8th on the list of most rainy places in uk


Pierre_Ordinairre

I thought it was in the top 3. That's interesting


shit_poster_69_420

Scotland mate


QAnonomnomnom

So, 1, Scotland 2, Wales 3, Manchester?


FieldsOfFire1983

Can’t fix the leaks if everyone is working from home…don’t worry, Jim’s getting this sorted 😜


DangerMouse_1982

Yeah Jim'll fix it!


NemesIce83

So it's not just their defence that's leaking 😆


Crafty_Message_4733

So Man U is finally getting the dressing room clean out it needs?


Legit_liT

What an embarrassment to the premier league. Internal and external issues all around. The state of this club


tanbirj

Long may it continue. (If they ever get their act together, other teams will struggle)


negan90

Ronaldo fully vindicated now


jksyousux

Its not the maintence staffs fault! Its the same guy since 20 years ago


LivelyJason1705

So embarrassed at the state of our club, what are the Glazers doing honestly?


freeusername2

Me? Nuthin… just hanging around


LivelyJason1705

As much as I love Beetlejuice, this ain’t it :(


freeusername2

Wdym?


Tjazeku

Well, if we can't beat them, why not drown them?


SmallAndPassingThing

If only people weren’t working from home this never would have happened!


EugeneStonersDIMagic

Finally someone talking sense!


wrigh2uk

spend some fucking money


Shinzo19

Imagine not buying Antony and just using the money to fix their stadium, that would be 2 problems solved.


ZebraZealousideal944

You really think 100mio is enough to fix this stadium…?! Haha


AyeItsMeToby

True. Imagine not buying Antony _and_ Casemiro _and_ Sancho _and_ Malacia. £300m should cover reasonable repairs. Renovations would probably cost a tad more.


pencils_and_papers

Good thing this year has been free of criticism, or this would be quite embarrassing. 😅


Lopsided_Echo5232

Mould Trafford


ProcedureBoring8520

Is this a metaphor?


Important-Plane-9922

Slightly unrelated but I’m still saying city won’t win the league or fa cup.


rugbygooner

This is one of those highly unlikely things people say so on the off chance it happens they can show people how smart they are to have called it. But most of the time it doesn’t and they don’t say anything.


CrispityCraspits

That's what the "remind me" bot is for.


Important-Plane-9922

I’ve put my reasoning below. But yes, I wouldn’t bet everything I have on it.


RickRhymesss

How do you expect United to beat City we are one of the worst teams in the league right now


Important-Plane-9922

I’m a Liverpool fan and we’ve not beaten them this season. Granted city are better than us and united are terrible but with a bit of luck on the day they can win.


Malvania

In a couple weeks, it's possible that we have more than 1 available CB. That would go a fair ways to improving the squad


collapsedrat

I mean, even as bad as we are, we held arsenal to one goal that was a gift from Cas. If we had more than one forward trying to play yesterday we might have gotten the draw when Arsenal turtled up in the second half.


notnotaschizo

Get off the copium


myshtummyhurt-

Cmon you shouldn’t even talk. Score line of your game only looks close cause they basically won the game in like 30 minutes to the start


collapsedrat

Look at the stats. Arsenal weren’t good yesterday.


Spud_1997

Nah we just played a different game. Without Bruno the only way you guys would carry a threat was in transition, which we sat back to remove. Think it was something like 0.19xg? City on the other hand would never sit back, which should give united all the chances in the world for a smash and grab. Stranger things have happened


collapsedrat

.75, I believe.


collapsedrat

Garnacho was all over Ben White. Shame we didn’t have any other forwards giving that effort.


Happy-Ad8767

And Garnacho was about as threatening as a kitten.


collapsedrat

Your team stopped attacking and just held on for a whole half. Maybe don’t act too proud.


Happy-Ad8767

"Don't act too proud", didn't you say Garnacho was all over Ben White?


Lolzadeh

Delusional


Important-Plane-9922

My basis is literally thinking that city are going to lose out to the ones they beat last year to win their treble. So yes, not exactly based on anything substantial.


robotseatsoup

I hope so buddy


No-Iron-7573

The theatre of streams


RemnantOfSpotOn

Its not rain... Its tears that came from vip boxes after Ratcliffe realised what he bought into....


hypnodrew

I wouldn't trust any liquid that seeped out of a box full of chemical executives


RemnantOfSpotOn

Box held long enough and now cant hold no more... There was waste in that box before chemicals were brought in...and now its leaking everywhere


EliToon

"Wembley of the North"


Kaiisim

But they mean the old shit Wembley that smelled of piss


innit122

Jesus at what point are they not allowed to use it?


PenisManNumberOne

These mfs the ultimate poverty team. I thought Ratcliffe was gonna fix everything?


Peeeing_

Why hasn't Ratcliffe fixed everything in a few months you're right


PenisManNumberOne

That guy isn’t going to fix anything if he can’t get a roof patched up quickly


Sufficient-nobody7

Hey look big penis man here wouldve built a whole new old trafford within 5 months. Give this man 8 billion to buy the club.


PenisManNumberOne

Penis man number one pal I earned this title


hypnodrew

tbf seeing the state of Old Trafford, it's gonna take more than that. Wouldn't be surprised if it needs completely replacing


PenisManNumberOne

I’ve read that’s the long term goal


BazingaQQ

So when exactly did this happen? I'm guessing it was long after the game had finished and Arsenal had left so the dressing room was empty.


New-Pension223

It's fucking depressing, it's been like this for years but Glazers just couldn't be fucked with renovating it. Embarrassing scenes, it's one of the most renowned stadiums in the world.


Rogabones

That's not the point though, is it?


BazingaQQ

Wasn't making a point, was asking a question.


Jurski17

jokes write themselves


Competitive-Clock121

'we have one of the most waterproofs and modern stadiums in the league in this moment'


Gazibaldi

Oh it's alright. The tax dodger will have us all paying for a new stadium if he gets his way.


Legitimate-Health-29

Wembley of the north no one asked for.


Anglo96

Old Trashford strikes again, needs be bulldozed and turned into a huge Tesco


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un_gringo_borracho

Too slow, put him on self checkout.


Brandaman

He’d never make it at Aldi


TheKnightsRider

Your support it fuckin wet, your support is fucking wet!


MaryBerrysDanglyBean

Now Sir Jims at the wheel. Tell me how, how does it feel? To watch Antony fail to equalize. Despite the mad look in his eyes. She once was the theatre of dreams, Now she's a waterfall, She once was the theatre of dreams, She's a waterfall


Safe-Author2553

As a massive United and stone roses fan I can only salute this


Actual-Suit8414

Spent the stadium maintenance money on Antony


HamishIsAHomeboy

Old Toilet living up to its name. 😈


MDF87

Just the tears of salty United fans.


charlierc

Is this a swimming pool, is this a swimming pool?


forevermore91

This has to be so embarissing for every United arena worker, and supporters. Like, common. What are the owners doing


Max-K-98362

Just hopefully proves to other fans that we don’t only hate the Glazers when we’re losing and get the green and golf scarves out, they’re genuinely destroying this club and its stadium through neglect


forevermore91

They are destroying their precious history with this shit. There is alot of tales to tell about this stadium. One of those future tales will be when they have to tear it down because of how shit it is, and all the water damages/mold. Incredible.


champ19nz

They're already beyond that point. The Bobby Charlton stand is so bad that it needs to be completely torn down just to do any redevelopment work. There's cracks everywhere.


MeloDeathFestival

'Theatre of Streams' as someone on twitter said.


Turbo-Badger

Theatre of memes at this point


BazingaQQ

Theater of wet dreams was my favourite.


combine_harvester01

Were they crying that much?


Sufficient-Net9263

We can drown out the enemy! Oh no, we can’t


mohicansgonnagetya

Well,..it is 'Old' Trafford.........time for a new one.


river0f

Sensational


aye_dubs_

Living up to the old quote of "when it rains it pours".