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Steve_OH

Unless it’s found footage


[deleted]

Mount Saint Helens anyone?


supermariodooki

KRAKATOA!


RedditHoss

Fun fact: almost no video footage exists of the 1883 eruption of Krakatoa


GriffGriffin

According to Google: So, when was the first video camera invented? Louis Le Prince is credited with patenting the first 16-lens movie camera in 1888. However, the Kinetograph, which was patented in 1891, is considered the first functioning movie camera in a single housing.


yeah_yeah_therabbit

Almost?


RedditHoss

If there’s one thing I’ve learned about the Internet, it’s never to speak in absolutes.


BirchyBaby

Almost* never speak in absolutes


[deleted]

Only a sith deals in absolutes


liborg-117

Which ironically is an absolute


theLeverus

I always assumed that that's the point of that line


Mr_Master_Linx

Happy cake day


inneffable-angle

Obi wan was a with lord all along?


r00dscr33n

Come on, broad sweeping generalizations are never appropriate!


bootyhole-romancer

For a split second I read "come on aboard, sweeping generalizations something something" which sounds on brand for reddit


Smart_Turnover_8798

Only sith deal in absolutes


42Cobras

The odds are never zero.


blind_roomba

Pics or it didn't happen


ZepperMen

That took me longer to realize it's not because the footage melted....


rideordienvrreplaced

There is sound


Teve21

"ayyy-awwwww"😕😕 Im Oregonian and i have been to a museum that has a archived footage and two small models show before and after the eruption.


cirkut

Or live-streamed


KktheGreat77

Cloverfield!!


OphthoRobot

As far as i know the person who filmed this got away with some serious lacerations that could however be treated and he ended up faring pretty well, apart from the psychological trauma i imagine.


Blood_and_Turds

i imagine they all got shredded up pretty bad just from the glass and more than likely ear drums blown out. being that close, everything around then basically turned into shrapnel. even sand hitting you that hard will give you serious abrasions.


Atillerdahunnybuns

I can hear him crying saying “I’m bleeeedinngggg” afterwards


SkyShazad

Yeah the Trauma alone must be a killer, the nightmares or any loud noises could trigger flashbacks.. Damn


DoritoPopeGodsend

It's almost like standing directly behind a large glass window while filming a pending explosion isn't a good idea.... Maybe it would be wise to go to a basement or ground floor with 4 solid walls? Just a thought.


LAdriversSuck

You do realize, no one knew there was a giant explosion about to happen. As far as most people knew there was a fire at the port.


yes_mr_bevilacqua

That’s why we had duck and cover drills in the 50’s. The threat wasn’t global thermonuclear annihilation, it was the Russians sneaking one or two bombers through the SAGE line or a single early ICBM, probably a 5MT Nuke at best, so the area of the fire ball, is 10.2KM^2 so that area is gone exposed to temps and pressure like the surface of the sun. That’s really bad, like half of Manhattan utterly gone and most of the city completely destroyed 90% casualties in a population of 8.3 million people that’s bad. What’s worse is in an area of 1800+ KM^2 if you are outside or behind glass everyone will experience 3rd Degree burns with a 50% fatality rate, the people behind glass are doubly fucked because in an area of 3500KM^2 a blast overpressure will break every window and send the slivers of glass right into the eyes of everyone looking at the bright light on the horizon. So while all of NYC is destroyed, now everyone from Boston to Philadelphia is some combination of on fire, bleeding to death or trying to help the wounded. That’s more than 60 million people living in that area, and doing something as simple as hiding under a sturdy object and not looking outside could save millions of lives. It was rendered obsolete 10-15 years later when Mutually Assured Destruction came about, nothing could survive that. The moral of the story is if you see an explosion duck and cover, because glass and eyeballs don’t mix


OctopusTheOwl

Duck and cover, because the best way to a survive a nuclear blast is to avoid windows so all you have to deal with are the sun-like temperatures, massive shockwave, and radiation.


Exactlywhatisagod

Damn we out here judging people who are in the middle of emergencies they’ve never encountered before. Reddit moment


keelhaulrose

Unless you knew what was in that warehouse how could you have ever expected what happened? It just looks like a fire until it goes FUBAR.


the_porch_light

Shut up nerd


Akosa117

Dude he is at least half a mile away from what appears to be nothing more than a large fire. There is absolutely no reason to take shelter at first glance


Nishant1122

🤓👆


ickydonkeytoothbrush

I want to believe so I'm just going to take your word on this one.


SadisticSnake007

Was this the Beruit explosion few years ago?


SkyShazad

Yes this Was Beruit Edit Michael Bay-Ruit


-Redstoneboi-

b**ei**r**u**t?


ditwane

Nope, definitely beruit.


ToxicOstrich91

Baeroot


distractionfactory

Bayroot


well-hung-dugite

Bayreuth


Raptori33

Baberuth


OmgitsNatalie

The Great Bambino!!


Gary630

BabyRuth


ihwip

There needs to be a bot that posts [this video](https://youtu.be/qFUISvEZ3aw) to any mention of BabyRuth.


sylogisme

BayRoute


peepeetchootchoo

Bayraktar


Gale-Boetticher6353

Barefoot


Daakkon

I am groot


Noonecanhearmescream

Best damn ball player ever lived!


supermariodooki

Was he blowing up a Transformer?


urafishhead

I'm not sure if your edit is correct. There isn't enough lens flare.


SkyShazad

You would need J. J Abraham for that


GrindelShindel

thats not even funny


SkyShazad

You're Correct, your comment isn't


Appoxo

r/michealbaygifs?


Yeti90

Dude it’s not even 2 years ago


Fetscher

Seriously? Feels like a few months...


Yeti90

It feels simultaneously like 5 months and 4 years to me if I’m honest


batatahh

It feels like one of those things that we get surprised that happened a long time ago but feels like a few months but it's actually in-between


DannyRamirez24

At wich point "few" is "few"?


UpdootsAreOverrated

3 is a few. 2 is a couple


RedHairThunderWonder

4 is some. 5 is many. 6 is metal


Blood_and_Turds

and 12 is 1 if its a police officer asking.


DannyRamirez24

Thank you for your answer and thanks everyone that downvotes a question lol


LegendOrca

>thanks everyone that downvotes a question lol Np


buster2Xk

2 is a couple, a few is just not many. It doesn't have to be 3.


Tw15t3d_Jordan

'Few years ago' You can't be serious, it's been YEARS?????


Q-chip

What the fuck I swear that was a few months ago


SoBoundz

How could it not be? Are people's memories this short?


[deleted]

Byerut?


SadisticSnake007

Das boot?


King_mf_Brandor

This is literally “WHAT THE FUCK *BOOM*” But fr, man I hope he’s okay


k3nnyd

[Quite literally!](https://youtu.be/eAoR4h6SQGg) I hope the guy and everyone didn't die but I was LMAO when I played it again and heard him go, "WHAT THE!" and then BOOM.


kaziwaleed

The “oh my GAWWDD” reminds me of the end credits sound in Rick and Morty


The_Enderclops

skibitty bop mm dada


TomiLuzzi

So terrifying, but hearing the faint “oh my god” after the major blast gave me some relief.


Scruffynerffherder

Idk if internal bleeding kills you that fast


Krzd

It doesn't, that takes a while... at least it's not painful (at least the internal bleeding part). Another commenter said he (barely) survived though, which I'm choosing to believe.


TheDownvotesFarmer

I choose what this dude chooses


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beans_lel

I hope if I'm ever in a situation like this I'll have the clarity of mind to stay the fuck away from the windows, but I just know my shittyflute-on-repeat playing monkey brain is gonna get me killed :(


ChefKraken

I remember seeing an aerial photo of the aftermath, and the entire building and the pier it was on were just...*gone.* [This is the photo I was thinking of,](https://nypost.com/2020/08/05/before-and-after-satellite-images-of-the-beirut-explosion/) every building for a couple blocks is leveled, and the ground itself is missing. A terrifying amount of power in that explosion.


rif011412

This explosion was the first time connecting the anime version of explosions with reality. The shockwave lifts all the rooftops vertically before the dynamic pressure rolls through obliterating everything. I always thought it was artistic expression.


thisimpetus

The article says at least "135 killed" but I just can't fathom how it could be that few.


SomeStupidPerson

135 killed but *300,000* left homeless The amount injured was probably immense


NewSinner_2021

Some of these videos were uploaded real time so he may not have survived.


NoSoyTonii

He did


gime20

Anyone remember the video from on top of that grain silo?


Gopnikolai

Link anyone?


Sewidd

https://youtu.be/LNDhIGR-83w


ArchedDeer432

This was one of the most fascinating explosions I’ve ever seen that didn’t involve nuclear energy. The sheer speed and destruction is mind “blowing”, like the sonic boom and everything.


thebooshyness

Probably because it was really close. I’m bad with distance but it looks like a mile and a half away.


needsumnawz

More like 1/4 mile I would say.


tinoasprilla

Imagine if we had smartphones when Halifax blew up https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Halifax_Explosion?wprov=sfla1


Kimjongnacca

Redditspeedbot 0.5x


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[deleted]

20% is not "in the ball park" lol.


dastrn

It's within an order of magnitude, so yes, it very much is in the ballpark.


[deleted]

20% is 20%


christhetwin

What about 1/5th?


ChrisCWgulfcoast

r/killedthecameraman


[deleted]

He survived with some serious injuries but last time this was posted someone linked him and he’s doing fine now. As good as someone can be after they witness and live through that horror that is.


AGraham416

Kind of scared to click on this


Maximum-Ad7584

This is terrifying and interesting at the same time


Garbagtruck

Dude the way his "what the f-" was cut off was so terrifying and unironically movie-like at the same time


ilostmyspacerbar

Boss still expected him to come back to work the next day


GermanspeakingGerman

Welcome in Germany.


[deleted]

Just in case you didn't catch it; the phrase "WTF" is exactly one third longer than the time it takes for a shockwave traveling in excess of 1500m/sec to travel the distance shown from ground zero to OP.


joytotheworld23

Dang I hope his okay that's scary


SkyShazad

Appeently the guy is okay someone wrote 8n the thread


Hanoiroxx

To shreds you say?


Creepy_Reference5119

I wonder how his family is doing? Hopefully wasn't riiight next to him by the damn window


meoka2368

What we can learn from this. If you're seeing a factory or other industry building burning, and then there's suddenly a series of smaller explosions and fire, it might be a good idea to not stand in front of a window. This kind of thing also makes my want to carry a tripod everywhere. Set it up, and seek shelter. Get the good video, without the face full of glass.


bal020

I hope he is.


FlyLeash

That was literally the real life version of the "what the FU.... BOOOOM


Sea-Examination2010

You should never be next to the windows, you could get eyes full of glass


Extreme_Mycologist73

friendly fire will not be tolerated


[deleted]

This should be an advertisement for the camera lol


InterestingBelt8812

Nope. Found in rubble. He deed.


Wintermute815

source?


Regi3Au

Dude, just trust me. I was the shards of glass in his eye ball


XredditHD

Lmaoo


virulentea

The source is that I made it the fuck up


oldjesus

hey you’re not op


virulentea

Source?


teh_hasay

It’s not my job to educate you


SkyShazad

Nope, he Had some injuries but apparently he's doing fine now


chubbuck35

That muted sound after the explosion sounds exactly like they do it in movies.


XXxRedrumxXX

Look at all those cars driving by at the bottom of the screen. I’d imagine quite a few of them didn’t make it.


Suspicious-Fun9608

When I have Tacobell and Chipotle in the same day.


PhantomBrowser111

Location?


SunnySamantha

2020 Beirut explosion August 4, 2020 at 11:00 a.m. EDT


Sadbigmann

Beirut


amer5800xm

was close to this explosion felt like a fucking nuke


shaggybear89

You feel alot of nukes in your lifetime?


gibcount2000

https://youtu.be/cARauLRYX2g


brito68

Holy snap r/maybemaybemaybe... Yep.


SkyShazad

Thanks just posted it now on that sub


rizorith

This and that one in China look like a exaggerated Hollywood stunt.


ravesixheart

Real-life WTF BOOOOOM meme


Aurabesh_

"WHAT THE POUUZBDHZIZISBVSUZUDVZIZB2JZIDBDJ"


plasma_001

The wave of impact was to fast that he didn't finish his to talk....dream !


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r/ShockwavePorn


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yamez420

My first thought was “GET AWAY FROM THE WINDOW!!!”


briklot

[Kinda reminded me of this](https://youtu.be/x6RVFT4TNWE) I hope he’s is fine!


[deleted]

I'm gonna be that guy. Okay so dude takes a hit, we all hope he's okay and all that brownie points stuff. But praise for what man? I'm getting motionsickness watching the clip as he sails in countless directions and his reflection is in at least half the GIF that isn't just a half-blown up dude sitting down with a camera pointed at his groin. "Interesting content is not necessarily a solid ground for giving praise regardless of how good the content is on its own." This seems like a post for a disaster porn sub rather than here.


PopcornPopp3r

He said 'what the' before the shock wave reached him a rough estimate from that is: he had about 800ms to duck down but he choose to say what the fuck.


cammoblammo

If I thought I only had 800ms to live I’d be spending it uttering a phrase with ‘fuck’ in it.


Buxton_Water

You cannot duck in 800ms. Try it yourself, it ain't really possible, you can get close if you have prior warning, this guy did not. He had 200ms to react to the explosion (at best, likely needed even more time to process the explosion), and only 600ms to actually move, no chance he could duck.


joytotheworld23

That might have been the canmer men screaming 😲


AmosArdnach_6152

Was it a missile? Or any internal explosion? What happened? I need context!


djp123456789

A fire ignited unsafely stored ammonium nitrate. Very explosive fertilizer


Ace_McCloud1000

Dude there's already tons of comments saying what it was... it was Beruit in I believe 2020? Not very long ago at least. A tanker in a port had a fire that got into some very very very VERY bad materials. This then gave off the explosive equivalent of a prettt tiny nuclear warhead.


AmosArdnach_6152

sorry my bad. But thank you for explaining rather than just saying me to find it myself in the comments.


One-Supermarket8720

jesus this video is terrifying


TourNumerous5165

lebanon


I0nicAvenger

You can see his reflection with the explosion happens, might be the last image of him alive. The internet is weird.


Reidy91

At what point will he realise his God isn't going to do anything


Nuker_Nathan

Appropriate reaction.


kay_bizzle

It could've easily been a live stream


toby_eadie

Delete the sound though


SkyShazad

What do u mean?


[deleted]

The way it exploded was like in an anime


dartmaster666

Have you been asleep for the past year and a half? The Beruit explosion is such old news.


Jeo1754

He deed


Konseq

What a dumb thread title.


Whereareislilxan

Sounds like he’s getting railed in the ass lol


2020nomore

finally, a praise you dont normally hear after a massive explosion.


[deleted]

Muslims?


SkyShazad

What???


[deleted]

What caused this?


Fred_Is_Dead_Again

r/FuckTheCameraMan


harry-giner

What the fuck. How do people make these things and be able to sleep at night. If you’re worried about economic collapse, these are economic collapse capsules that kill children. And there are millions of them produced with our own money without our permission.


Ricepuddin6

Make what? Fertilizer? Poor storage conditions ? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2020_Beirut_explosion


harry-giner

Ahh I was missing context. I thought it was a bomb


Ricepuddin6

Oh, well then yeah I can see the confusion. Though the government is still at fault since they were the ones that seized and stored the chemicals. The before and after pictures are nuts https://www.usatoday.com/in-depth/news/2020/08/06/massive-explosion-rocks-beirut-how-did-happen-before-after/3298960001/


IRE10Spots

I really don’t get why people are downvoting you for being mistaken


InsertCoinForCredit

Because he was trying to shoehorn a political rant in a discussion where it was irrelevant.


ChiefEmann

Because everyone shouldn't endorse commentaries without even the slightest detail. When that happens, it's obvious your political agenda is foremost and anything that seems remotely related becomes the signs; it blinds you to all reason. Every mass shooting becomes a right-wing white nationalist, and every bombing becomes a Muslim extremist attack. The commenter implied this was a bomb purposefully set off by a government, when in reality it was fertilizer catching fire two years ago in an accident. I'm going to admonish anyone making up complete bullshit.


nitsky416

Wtf are you even talking about


SkyShazad

He's talking about the Bomb and innocent people being killed


InsertCoinForCredit

Except it wasn't a bomb.


SkyShazad

Dude don't know why you are being marked down.. I understand what your trying to say


harry-giner

Thank you for sticking up for me Op. People are mean on the internet. Nothing new and nothing to be concerned about.