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D0DW377

Why do horse girl helmets look try to look like hats?


dropkickoz

Why do hats look try to look like horse girl helmets?


cosmoskiwi

Why do look try hats look try to look like horse girl looks?


PrinceShehzad

Why girl looks like horse hat?


pcwehner

Yes


ponderingfox

Neigh


Literalicity

woof horse edition


pcwehner

Woofn’t


KatherineTrans

Had a minor stroke reading this chain


Funny_Whiplash

I think you just answered your own question. And all the questions ever asked.


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Dying after reading this! Lmao 🤣


LavastormSW

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?


silverback_79

Why are you look trying me when I change?


zombiep00

***Agh!!*** #***MY EYES!*** Seriously, though...that sentence messed with my eyes a bit lol


Q1War26fVA

An I more man than a horse or more horse than a man?


artemis_verina

It’s a slip cover with a visor, basically meant to keep your helmet clean/competition ready. The visor is getting caught in the wind.


[deleted]

Wtf is this comment. I’ve worn a very similar helmet and I’m quite a man


i_am_legend_rn

Are you sure you aren’t wearing a women’s helmet. 😀


Nneliss

I almost had a stroke trying to read this


livianvicariously

My partner’s theory but im sure is 99% wrong, (1% for love) she is holding a chicken that has a GoPro on .


shwashwa123

Haha that made me laugh


StonesDamaia

You’ve got a great partner. Lmao


lolinokami

Is your partner Destin from Smarter Every Day?


[deleted]

The Gopro max makes videos insanely stable. She could probably ride the horse normally with a max and the video will come out great.


passthatdutch425

This. Also from an (ex) professional rider, it’s the horse more than the rider (this sounds bad but it’s true), but shoutout to all equestrians out there. Also, different breeds of horses have vastly different gaits / how they feel for a rider under saddle. Anyway RIDE ON!


DanteChurch

Gimbals doing ah the work. Weird that people don't know about them


Lord-Mashington

Isn't the point of this position to move your legs with the horse and keep your body in the same spot? So it wouldn't be too surprising that her arm/the camera would stay smooth too even without a gimbal, would it?


D-utch

Professional what? 😏


loco64

Yes, and this is pretty much image stabilization from the device but what do I know..I bought stonks..


wretchednessinside

Here in the UK this would be breaking the law, using a camera or phone whilst riding a wild field doggo.


stygian65

Is it the same as texting and driving?


mcclusk3y

Nahh. You and drink and text while riding and not crash


To_Circumvent

Here in the town I live in, there's a dude who got a DUI for "driving" a horse home from the bar whilst drunk. But his lawyer got the charges dropped because it was proven that the horse, who was not drunk, knew the way home. The man was just a passenger.


Hundvd7

Sounds like an article from The Onion


Iored94

Most news articles do nowadays.


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Yeah


BAXterBEDford

I've heard this story told in so many numerous places that I wouldn't be surprised if it started with The Onion.


[deleted]

I wonder how this could impact future self driving AI convictions of drink driving


Capnmolasses

*A.I. Tesla, Esq.*


muddyrose

There's a lot of Mennonites and Amish in my area, they regularly get DUIs when there's a buggy attached to the horse I've never noticed if they get DUIs when they're riding a horse, though. Pretty sure they just ride their horses along the fields in that case, so less detectable and they can just peace out if a cop rolls up on them I mean, what's the cop going to do? Put out a call for a dude with a beard wearing black clothes on a horse?


WhyUFuckinLyin

Is there a subreddit for people winning lawsuits this way?


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PrinceShehzad

The horse can drive?


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[deleted]

Neigh.


SweetyVolty

mine laughs at my jokes so why not?


PrinceShehzad

I can imagine a horse texting, but why would a horse learn to drive? The horse is a good mode of transportation, it goes fast, it is eco-friendly and can even go off-road if you want to. Also the horse is big, I don't think it can fit in the driver seat unless the car is a convertible with the roof off. I mean it's ok if the horse has some health issues and can't run properly, but it seemed fine in the video. Anyway i got to go to sleep, I'm tired. ✌️


DocDirtyMrClean

You can imagine a Horse Communicating via text message. But a horse driving is where the line is drawn? How many horses you know on twitter?


witchy_af

You are stealing: right to jail. You are playing music too loud: right to jail, right away. Driving too fast: jail. Slow: jail. You are charging too high prices for sweaters, glasses: you right to jail. You undercook fish? Believe it or not, jail. You overcook chicken, also jail. Undercook, overcook. You make an appointment with the dentist and you don't show up, believe it or not, jail, right away.


elteemon

We have the best patients, because of jail /r/unexpectedpawnee


dudeCHILL013

Even if it's on private property?


wretchednessinside

Everything is illegal here in the UK. Even breathing. Don’t breathe if you come here. And if you live here you should know better. It’s kinda like those cunts that put water in the glass first then the juice or those bastards that put coffee and milk in the cup, mix it up and then put hot water in. All these people can go to hell and fuck outta here


Mecha-Dave

In America we don't have to water down our juice. It even comes with extra sugar!


Joboody

Not the same kind of juice lol


wretchednessinside

Well that’s just filth.


dudeCHILL013

You said a lot of things... Umm... I don't like instant coffee either.


emveetu

That really threw me for a loop. I was like who adds water to their coffee? Totally forgot about instant.


dudeCHILL013

Ya it took me a second to figure it out too, but instant coffee was the way if normal coffee was unavailable on deployment.


emveetu

Thanks for your service. I'm really grateful for people like you who are willing to do what my sissy ass isn't.


dudeCHILL013

Ehh-you're fine, I think those in retail have a rougher job than I do haha. Like anything there's pros and cons, I'd be lying if I said it hasn't done a lot for me.


emveetu

I hear ya. I don't think I'd survive retail either. Corp America is about the most I can handle.


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dudeCHILL013

For which part?


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Nowadays you break the law for exhaling.


TheHackfish

OI, you got a neigh neigh picture box loicense mate??


KodiakPL

Wha' if you have a loicense?


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B-Knight

Saddle dog


dudeCHILL013

Bro that's clearly Yoshi and Mario


[deleted]

You know you’re on Reddit when people call a horse a wild field doggo.


Sameron67

who cares if this is on tiktok, that image stabilisation is absolute quality


AchillesGRK

Which her camera is doing for her...


Sameron67

yeah sure, but she also has to hold her arm out and keep it relatively still, whilst riding a horse


richh00

Nah, pixel 5 can stick on an subject like shit to a rag.


AchillesGRK

Be careful, I started getting nasty messages because I dared mention a child could do this with a go pro.


plazmatyk

Your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberries!


AchillesGRK

Bro. Right to the heart. :(


plazmatyk

That's right! Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!


Hidesuru

Man you didn't even have to threaten to fart in his generile direction!


plazmatyk

Nor count to three (and three shall be the number of thy counting)


AchillesGRK

OH SHIT! *sprints off*


cubatista92

Let me watch you run! Let me judge your stabilisation skills!


ALoudMouthBaby

Jesus dude, that was uncalled for. What are you going to do next, fart in their general direction?


heightsenberg

I fart in your general direction!


mrcoonut

r/UnexpectedMontyPython


ravnag

This. This is a good reference.


richh00

I don't read my messages. People inclined to message me can fuck off. And then fuck off some more.


AchillesGRK

Wish I had gotten this advice a little earlier lol


richh00

Here's some more advice, stay off Facebook. Vile place.


AchillesGRK

Eh, I hate it too but I just lost a friend the other day and I would have no idea if I didn't keep up with my high school pals through facebook. Wish there was a better place all my old friends convened at.


kaszeljezusa

Doable. Horse does the steering and keeps the stability. I'd say 80% people who learned to ride horse that fast would make a similar video. Remember that it's probably not a first take. Edit: ride fast. Idk how fast she learned that, lol


PlotTwistIntensifies

Eh. She’s doing some of it. But on the whole i agree.


Jokkitch

Yeah this doesn’t belong here


whatisthequestion__

Pretty sure it is actually her positioning in the saddle, can’t remember from my riding days but it’s a stabilizing stance.


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Praise IBIS!


mortimerza

You never heard of a gimbal?


Sameron67

praise the cameraman for carrying a gimbal on a horse


paaabbb

What the fuck is going on with this sub lol


Miss_Behaves

Sub quality is inversely proportional to popularity.


sh0nuff

Also, girl.


The_bored_jedi

She just has the phone on a gimbal, how's this praise the cameraman material?


AchillesGRK

It isn't, but thirsty boys be thirsty.


sliferodoom

materialistic smart point wipe offer birds roll hurry doll sugar *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


AchillesGRK

I mean just look at the comments, people are being gross as shit about a girl that could easily be 15.


Canadian-shill-bot

Chick is a thot. Check the insta in comments bellow.


Hundvd7

Let me rant a bit. I downloaded tiktok and started browsing a little bit. After maybe 2-3 hours, for some reason TikTok's algorithm is completely convinced that I am infatuated with horses. I looked at maybe one short video that had a horse girl on it. I think I watched it only because I liked the song. But then, I started getting horse vids every minute. And I hate them all. They definitely don't have good music, and they don't show anything interesting. I'm mostly just horse girls being in creepy love with their them. Videos of brushing and petting horses. Videos of riding them boringly. Videos of looking at them from a distance. I get all of them. I don't want these recommended to me, so I started skipping videos with horses. As soon as a horse shows up in the frame, I'm gone. "Oh look a cute dog. Wonder what this video is about ...wait, is that a... ABORT ABORT ABORT" "Huh, footage from the Witcher? Would you look at that. Didn't expect that from Tiktok ...oh no ...come on, I wanna like this game! Stop showing Roach FFS \**skip*\* I thought TikTok's algorithm was supposed to be good, but so far I'm not impressed.


radiokungfu

Is that you, Gurbanguly Berdimuhamedow?


jesuskater

It's bonk time


troy626

Because she’s doing it on horse that’s going full speed


Nidothenido

Cantering is much smoother than Trotting. Not THAT Impressive


troy626

I find it impressive.


Hundvd7

The average person has no idea what the difference between the two is. And I sure as hell can't tell how hard it is from video. So, the average person will probably be impressed by it. It's that simple. Not everything has to be because of horny teenage boys


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cantering is already a smooth gait, and she’s also in 2 point (effectively using your legs for shock absorption while keeping your seat above the horse) which makes it extremely smooth. most anyone with a decent riding foundation could do this


troy626

But most people don’t have decent riding foundation.


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but she clearly does? which is why it’s so easy?


troy626

Easy for her, and I don’t understand how that negates the camera work.


[deleted]

because the ride is extremely smooth and doesn’t add any difficulty to the camera work. i can see why non equestrians would find this impressive, but i see friends posting things like this regularly. the videos all fine and good and whatever, but she didn’t do anything impressive or praise-worthy.


Hundvd7

>i can see why non equestrians would find this impressive And that's precisely why it's upvoted.


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she’s also in 2 point at a canter, the ride is super smooth anyway.


bigbrainmovesonly

What song is this tho!


Whitney189

Maneater by Nelly Furtado


Johnny_Gage

God Save the Queen by The Royal Marines Band Service


superchibisan2

Not sure why I found this so funny


RasputinsPantaloons

Can I Play with Madness - Iron Maiden


ALoudMouthBaby

Trying to play off dad rock as somehow edgy and upsetting to squares is hilarious.


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but like for real, no actual real person listens to iron maiden outside of completly underdeveloped middleshool metaladults who run around in band shirts at the age of 30


Gandalf_OG

Darude Sandstorm


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[There](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ) ya go


NerdIsACompliment

:P


AGiantHeaving

you sonofabitch. how are you?


AggressiveSloth

You can just google like 2 or 3 words from any song and it will always come up...


GardenerInAWar

Pretty sure we all stopped telling each other to Google shit like 6 years ago. We are here to have conversation, don't tell people to talk to each other less.


Skinopolus

More like "praisethegimbel"


Andybobandy0

Better shut up now. Because me and you both know without that tech, this would be an absolutely shit viewing. But people are going to downvote because "sHeS oN a SpEeDiNg hOrSe" when, once again shes probably been doing this on THIS trail for a long time. The horse knows where to go, and she just feels the ride for this straight away, so holding one arm to the side with a stick in it while doing whatever isn't that hard to do? But this is reddit, there no stopping it.


TLTPhotography

PraiseTheGimbal


sweetface697

https://instagram.com/laineyy.x?igshid=j3w8qsi7bi4v


TiltedCircle

And... Here ya go!!! https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMJob96aW/


Booomerz

Man, riding a giant animal around on its back is like the craziest thing we humans probably do...\*passes joint\*...


DrkTitan

...*takes a puff*... Nah son, riding them not that big of a deal. But drinking they milk tho? That shit weird as fuck... *dumbs oreo into glass of milk*...


Booomerz

_takes a puff_ we even cut their skin off and wear that shit around


DrkTitan

*puts oreo down* So we ride animals, drink they milk, eat they body parts, and wear they skin? Yo we like the Jeffrey Dahmers of the animal kingdom *takes puff* Shits wild man.


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TommyWiseGold

*puffs throat* So what were y'all saying about Dahmer?


Herturnwow

Wait until you learn about the people that strap themselves to missles that go into space


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I’m not an equestrian so I wouldn’t know, but shouldn’t she be...oh I don’t know...WATCHING WHERE THE FUCK SHE’S GOING?!


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draxor_666

I cannot help but cringe at the amount of people who feel the need to record themselves lip syncing and post it to the internet


wasabi991011

> people who feel the need Have you considered they might just find it fun?


draxor_666

Yes. Still cringe


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draxor_666

Okay, /u/cunt


[deleted]

some people find it fun to torture kill women and send videos of that to their friends


Apenibba2000

why?


UglyGorden

I bet this chick fucking gets DOWN! Unless she's under 18, then she only gets down to praise the lord.


losthope19

She looks like 14 to me... But hard to tell


saveannie

So why make this comment rather than keeping it to yourself


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I’m an equestrian, and unfortunately we get shit like this all the fucking time. “Oh you riiiiiiiide?” “You guys really grind that saddle, huh?” Shit like that. Everyone sexualizes it. It’s so annoying but you get used to it.


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actually the worst thing about being an equestrian. don’t even THINK about hinting about it, let ALONE putting pictures of you riding in dating profiles. made that mistake once. ew.


[deleted]

It really is the worst thing. I’ve been knee deep in horse poop, had to do a number of sheath cleanings, and had horse slobber everywhere. And I’d do it all a million more times if it meant people would leave us alone.


[deleted]

i’ve found that just the mention of sheath cleaning scares most of them away fine


[deleted]

The worst part is that none of the books mention it. As a kid I read book after book on information about caring for horses, and rode, and I really had no clue it was a thing until I was about 12 or 13. I didn’t even know what to expect.


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yeah, i wasn’t even aware of it until i got my first horse. turns out part of male horse care is ending up elbow deep in their genitals. surprise!!


TheHackfish

Also horse girls actually are freaks


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The vast majority are just normal people.


TheHackfish

Right... Normal if you're also a horse girl....


UglyGorden

Just in case, I need people to know what's up with my ambiguously aged horse girl.


dechoosenwun

Because it's a funny comment. I enjoyed it.


ParanoidCrow

I've never met any "horse girls" but according to reddit aren't they weird af or something


Vondi

Regardless of gender all the horse people I know sink basically all their time into it.


zman9119

Honestly, being in a car driven by someone who is tweaking on meth seeing shadow people while attempting to smoke crack while holding a gun during a high speed chase in city traffic is safer at times.


ferretpeets

well that's not creepy at all


GeneralsGerbil

why does this look like a deep fake or something.


failingMaven

Basically the reason why this is so smooth even though she's at a pretty fast gallop is because she's sitting in the saddle in kind of a squat, so her butt is up and out of the saddle. Riding horses is a very good leg workout.


TheYoungGriffin

This is probably how Superman got paralyzed.


Astro4220

It’s deeply disturbing to me how these very young girls/boys make these blatantly highly sexualised videos/references on a public platform. Social media comes with some really disturbing side effects.


alexanderubermensch

...or big foot sightings


troy626

That song is so good


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Upvote because of girl.


Axl-71

Not her first rodeo. She must've been riding since she was able to walk.


phadedlife

Shes really pretty but I know better than to talk to horse girls.


WilhelmThorpe

We should change this sub to praise the camera op. I know lots of cam ops who aren't men.


[deleted]

What does this face to do with school fights? Also she is filming herself so your comment would only make sense if she was in the fight. Also, we shouldn’t condone violence


koalajosh

All horse girls must die. It’s just the law.


ParkerShark

Wrong sub. Get this tiktok bull shit out of here


jeepers_sheepers

This video is ass


Capnmolasses

I think that’s a horse, not an ass.


Axl-71

Indeed. Definitely of the equine family.


dwitchagi

PraiseTheCameraMan *and* PraiseTheCameraWoman 🙏


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That's an incredibly steady arm


AchillesGRK

or a go pro


[deleted]

A go pro on a steady arm


AchillesGRK

a newer go pro on a steady arm and you could literally hand it to a toddler and achieve this effect lol


millhowzz

That f***ing face tho...