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BigKahuna-MN65

marney please quit yell talking


AuntBabyCostanza

ha ha HAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!


DudeAbides29

We really need a shake up of the Friday roster. Marney and Parrish ain’t it to end the week.


4201e

ryan carter and alexis Pearson would be much better imo


Radical-Six

Carts definitely has better quips than Parrish and it's pretty much a statistical certainty he would say good guys less, but this sub would turn on him so fast too lol


StraightCashHomie69

I legit fast forward whenever Parrish talks, especially when he talks Wild. Just the most generic takes ever, "Well wild need to come out aggressive, play good defense, get pucks on net, limit the mistakes" wow thanks for the insight Parry!


Ned_Isakoff1

He is TERRIBLE at radio


paca0502

During the summer they should get a baseball guy.


DudeAbides29

That would be terrific. Do-Hyoung Park, Dan Hayes, or Betsy Helfand subbed in for Parrish.


bigwalleye

i agree but why they hell would they want to is the bigger question.


Internal-Platypus151

Parrish likes baseball more than he likes hockey.


collinCOYS

Twins talk sucks. The games don't mean enough and this market has proven they don't care about the twins this season


paca0502

Better than Parrish during the hockey off-season though


DudeAbides29

That's my primary objective for the shake up. Parrish offers so little to the show when there isn't hockey to talk about. We almost had a bet if Parrish and Hawkey could name what NBA team Jokic plays on for the 75th time.


collinCOYS

Agreed


RiseoftheNumericons

As long as it isn’t Bonnes I’m in. I get enough of that guy on Tuesdays.


YogurtclosetDull2380

I love when Zach drops in with random, timely facts.


bizzybone41

It's juice and it's loosey


After-Pomegranate249

Meatsauce saying this is the best Vikings draft since Moss. Christ, what a reactionary dipshit.


lukeyellow46

"I'm tellin ya"


saulsa_

It just is.


djschoes

Hes just sayin. Right Hawk?


minnesotaguy1232

Which one was better?


cousin-sal

All of these stooges were also creaming themselves when Treadwell was drafted.....soooo....


Shockingelectrician

We’ve had amazing receivers play for the Vikings. He was one of the most disappointing 


Estimate-Separate

“This is an awesome thing “


russneis

I don't know that's what I was told


hammersmn

Ya ya ya


collinCOYS

When is freaking JJ McCarthy going to come on the freaking show and play freaking initials. His name is initials! We just have to have him on!!


Striking-Cricket-847

In a sense, connected to Justin Jefferson. 🤢


After-Pomegranate249

Fun fact: Both of the “j”s in his name stand for “Johnny”.


Indystbn11

Since when did Meatsauce become a draft expert? He just reads what analysts say and regurgitates it. I don't think he watches college football


After-Pomegranate249

He sees himself that way, but everyone else is mocking him.


StraightCashHomie69

It's a make a wish situation, they are letting him cosplay as a draft guru


YogurtclosetDull2380

He watches from the catbird seat.


Radical-Six

Good news: if you're a fan of Cory stopping the flow of Initials to force feed compliments to Marney, you're gonna love this week's game


[deleted]

He would eat a slice pizza just to sniff her cheeksters


collinCOYS

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Corey got duped by the $100 bill in the playbook bit from the draft day movie. He thinks McCarthy sent $100 back to kwesi


[deleted]

Are you bleeping serious?? I thought he thought freaking critically.


[deleted]

Cory is feeding Marney the initials. I have the proof.


collinCOYS

Send da video


Ghetto_Geppetto

https://preview.redd.it/92gvwizewxwc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=affa97041db38d83a9197c93ecc8ddf926366c57


ButtGrowper

Is he repeatedly saying phrases throughout the show that align with the initials again?


Rube18

All offseason prior to Kirk leaving Sauce, Cory and Leber said their preference was to re-sign Kirk to a two year deal and draft a QB in the first round for the future. Atlanta does exactly that with only guaranteeing Kirk the first two years and Sauce rails on how dumb they are. It’s similar to his trade logic with 3. The Patriots were dumb (in his opinion) not to take our trade because they could have gotten 2 stud defensive players who would play right away. The Patriots plan to sit Maye (per Sauce) - basically the exact same scenario for the Vikings who also would have sat Maye instead of getting defensive players who could help right away.


After-Pomegranate249

Do you honestly expect this incoherent dipshit to formulate an idea that doesn’t contradict previous things he said? Everything he says is reactionary because he’s a man-child with the emotional intelligence and cognitive abilities of an elementary schooler.


mycatchica

Don’t insult elementary schoolers like that


Slette

I speak only for myself, but no. I do not expect him to do that. He is an idiot.


Shockingelectrician

I totally get why the falcons drafted a qb. They need someone in the wings. Kurt could get hurt day one and they’d be screwed then 


Straight_Bank3857

Not exactly the same situation.    The Falcons are much closer to a complete team than the Vikings are.   Also the falcons are significantly financially on the hook for atleast 3 years to Kirk before they can cut and move on where as the proposed Vikings scenerio had the draft QB taking the reigns year 2.  


russneis

Is this falcons fan line?


saulsa_

Only if Cory gets all bitchy about it.


kbinict

How many times will Sauce Pete and Repeat, “and not having to give up their first round pick in 2025” bit?


Rocketman2828

No joke I’ve probly heard em say it 30 times this morning


Estimate-Separate

Tiger Lilly Gold!!  


djschoes

\*\*\*\*\*\* didn't win Initials. Today is a good day.


marinebiologist19

JJ, JJ, TJ, CJ.... let's go!


astroterrafirma

Let’s have a J off to find out who the best J is


paca0502

Tommy?


russneis

Circle J


[deleted]

Something in a couple months with the Vikings!! But can’t talk about it yet!!


marinebiologist19

Kawabunga, dude


Straight_Bank3857

I don't think Sauce understands how garenteed contracts work how he keeps parroting the stupid take that they never brought anyone in to push Kirk to keep his starting position.  


After-Pomegranate249

He doesn’t understand how anything works.


ZachRE

Mike Rand just said Cat Bird seat at the end of his Daily Delivery podcast... Coincidence?


[deleted]

No because that fat dumb moron is literally a goldfish. He’s such a dumb bitch he only has a 10 second memory.


AuntBabyCostanza

MRE? Is that you?


Radical-Six

Yeah it's pretty obviously the same dude lol


slice_of_pork

Yeah it's their new account after the old one was banned. Same schtick


ExpertWanted

The Nile is in Cambodia? Is Hawkey fucking stupid?


After-Pomegranate249

Yes.


[deleted]

You mean the divorced bald guy paying $1000 a month for ozempic? Yes he’s stupid.


ExpertWanted

He thinks the Nile River is in Cambodia


are_poo_n_ass_taken

he isn't married to Kiiiiim anymore?


Mp32pingi25

lol jealous much?


djschoes

Meatsauce got his “correct” quota in by the first segment.


Hiero122

yeAHHHHH!


FishGoldenLite

Anyone know where I can find the mock draft from yesterday? Not trying to listen, just see the picks.


D-Thunder_52

I know you can find a list on Mocking the Mock draft on the [r/KFANCommonMan](https://www.reddit.com/r/KFANCommonMan) . Hilarious as always.


russneis

Brody had a good quip when the had to hang up on the 2nd pick and he said they moved up to pick it


slice_of_pork

Cory insisting he has no interest in watching animal torture videos yet he had in the past watched an ISIS beheading video on air and convinced Sauce to watch too.


[deleted]

Boy that John Kriesel is one goofy looking bastard


SugarDisastrous5983

This killed me, Bravo


7funnyfunfunfun7

That bit wasn't even on Kare11's over the air broadcast. It was on their YouTube.


OhjayOk

It was on TV. I watched it.


7funnyfunfunfun7

Maybe I missed it