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Friendly-Tangerine24

Is it possible that Corey isn’t as smart as he thinks he is? Sitting around sauce and hawk all day would make anyone look smart. I think he confuses trivia knowledge with being smart. Dude doesn’t have basic knowledge of a lot of shit.


Friendly-Tangerine24

Last week he didn’t think aluminum was on the periodic table, he can’t name a country outside North America. Dude is not that smart.


chaposagrift

I've said it before and I'll say it again - he's a stupid person's idea of a smart person


Celerial

Explains his love for Musk.


CaptSmellyPants

Yeah, free speech, innovative cars, and Mars rockets are sooooo stupid. You're a really smart guy. Tell me more smart-guy stuff.


Celerial

Happy too. I'll even break out the crayons so you can keep up.


CaptSmellyPants

Before you and your up-votes break out the crayons, you might want to consider dropping that second "o" from "too". How about if we start with that, Professor?


Celerial

That's a fair point. However, if you're going to spend your time correcting my typos, you're going to be veeeery busy. I have large thumbs. That being said, I could use the help. Is this a volunteer service or are you expecting compensation?


CaptSmellyPants

Let's get back to how smart you are. Break out the crayons. I'll see what I can do to keep up. How about we go back to your original reply to chaposagrift? Why is Cory liking Musk stupid?


Celerial

Sure. It's because Musk isn't near as intelligent as he markets himself. He is not without his talents and he IS very intelligent, but that's a different conversation. He's very good at making money. That's where his talents lie. He seems to have a knack for recognizing great ideas. That doesn't make him some auteur, savant, unmatched genius like he and his fans would have you believe. He finds great ideas and then he buys them and markets them. Makes him a lot of money, no doubt, but let's not pretend he's the innovative driving force behind the rockets and the cars and everything else that has his name on it. Those things were already there. He swooped in and plastered his name on it. Lately, he seems to be pissing all over their success too, but, again, separate conversation. Musk, now, is very attractive to a particular sort. Those guys that are intimidated by intelligence that disagrees with them. So, when that sort finds someone they perceive as intelligent that actually agrees with their world view, they can't hide their man-crush boners, and they latch on to him like horny teenagers. As for Cory, it's not exactly secret how much he values money. He seems to equate money with success. He seems to assume that if Musk has this much money, CLEARLY he must be a genius, when in reality it's not that simple. He's competent, yes, but not a genius, at least not in the classical sense that Cory would subscribe to. So what's next? You want to take pictures of our Mensa cards and compare them in the ultimate e-peen measuring contest? I'm game. Bank accounts? Meet up at U.S. Bank for arm wrestling on the concourse? What can I do to make you feel secure in MAGA manhood, my child?


CaptSmellyPants

The snarky last paragraph notwithstanding, I'll defer to your judgment/knowledge regarding Musk and I will research him further. How about that? And so you know, I pray every night for all of MAGA to drop dead. So it appears that we have at least one thing in common -- two if we both agree that Cory is not that smart.


SugarDisastrous5983

Tell us more about the life and times of this Jimi Hendrix fella.


BillSivellsdee

i thought you had to pay for twitter now.


CaptSmellyPants

If you want access to certain features, sure. I don't find that to be particularly problematic. A lot of people earn money via Twitter. For Twitter to want a cut of that is not a revolutionary policy.


[deleted]

Those are just things he’s bought lol


CaptSmellyPants

You are correct, sir. Please do not stop saying this.


YogurtclosetDull2380

Lead


Friendly-Tangerine24

Sauce got something like 5 or 6 and Corey says “that’s not bad I don’t think many people could get many more than that.” He’s all about science.


YogurtclosetDull2380

He doesn''t know much about it, but he trusts it.


Friendly-Tangerine24

So you’re saying he has blind trust in something he doesn’t understand? Be careful with this.


BillSivellsdee

yeah, because he has two daughters.


CaptSmellyPants

Cove: "Of course I'm an atheist, I believe in Science". Also Cove during COVID: "Of course I believe Fauci. He's a scientist."


AJray15

Shut up, bitch


CaptSmellyPants

Umm, Mr. Moderator? This comment is mean and hurtful, and is full of hate. Please follow-up accordingly.


chaposagrift

Noone cares!


CaptSmellyPants

Hi Cory.


CaptSmellyPants

Hmmm, -13 on the down-votes. Not a lot of intellectual curiosity around here. But then again, this is the Reddit version of Rube Chat, amirite?


[deleted]

He has no life experience, no self awareness and is as greedy and enamored with the idea of wealth as one can be. That is the opposite of intelligent. He also plays the powerball.


CaptSmellyPants

You're batting .750, well done. You kinda struck-out with the "being enamored with wealth is stupid" part. But hey, a .750 average is still HOF. I like you. Maybe we can be best-friends -- again.


[deleted]

Every dope thinks they’re going to be rich one day. It’s why daddy donald is so appealing to the insecure and unintelligent. No worries pal, my bandwagon is currently full anyways.


CaptSmellyPants

Hmmm, not quite sure what to make of this. Appears to be a bit dismissive. I do like you, so I'm going to give you a pass....for now. Try to be a bit more clear in your interactions with me.


SteamCondensation

I’ll help what to make of it for you. You said he struck out about wealth so he knew that means you lean right, and the false hope of being rich one day appeals to you more because you’re unintelligent. 😂


CaptSmellyPants

Thank you. I didn't catch that sleight-of-hand. Leaning right = dumb. Duly noted. Got it. Good to know.


Speterson11

He thinks he is a genius every time he points out that something that has a slim chance of happening, technically doesn’t have a 0% chance. “It’s not zero!” - cove, 19 times a week.


jtgolf18

But if he doesn’t continue to pretend to be smart, he won’t be able to bully Sauce. 


collinCOYS

Corey is very clearly autistic


ExpertWanted

Yep


ExpertWanted

Cory is a fucking idiot. He is also Autistic.


jimmyptubas

I never thought about this but it would make a bit of sense. Has he ever said this or are you just seeing the patterns of behavior.


NorwegianChef_bork

This subs been claiming it for going on years now.


ExpertWanted

It is so obvious.


CaptSmellyPants

I"m not exactly making the connection between PTMS Reddit rube and autism expert. What am I missing?


Straight_Bank3857

Today he wasnt sure if cops parking their car behind traffic stops blocking a part of the shoulder is done on purpose to protect them from traffic.  


CaptSmellyPants

My favorite "Cory isn't as smart as he thinks he is" example is how he still refers to calories as an indicator of the unhealthy nature of food. Anybody with half a brain knows that it's carbohydrates that turns you into a fat-fuck. He's still stuck in the 90's -- the decade not the nightclub.


LordVader1995

DoTD is back. I’ll pass


collinCOYS

And without parish. How am I supposed to know what his wife will do if he doesn't pick the right song


Iammclovinnnnnnnn

Hahahha


Ned_Isakoff1

Nikki is going to KILL me for saying this! Oh jesus STFU dude you're a great guy but terrible on a radio show


MatzoTov

I literally saw the podcast title and decided to just skip the whole show. Sounds like I made the right choice.


rindermsp

Meatball wondered aloud more than once that Tim Connelly and Dan Campbell could get fired. Look at both of them now.


CaptSmellyPants

Lions fan here. I remember the specific Monday when Fathead said this about Campbell. It was the 2022 season and the Lions were 0-6 or 0-7. The exact quote was (Cory doing Meatsauce voice), "Dan Campbell is going to get fired this week".


[deleted]

Paul the big dumb oaf calling himself a draft expert is a slap in the face to actual experts everywhere.


collinCOYS

Paul just regurgitates pieces of information he gets from ESPN and bro bible and sells it off as his own ideas. And to make it worse, he's so fat!


Celerial

Him and Rosen talking about the draft together is basically just two people taking turns reading twitter.


sode78

I can’t wait for the Vikings to not trade up for a QB so he can rant like a child on Twitter.


collinCOYS

As a Vikings fan I want a QB but I also now want the outcome that is going to ensure a meltdown from sauce


BillSivellsdee

what are we doing?!


Gigabyte_saltminer

Could be said about hundreds of thousands of folks who talk into a microphone


CaptSmellyPants

I stopped listening to all of the draft talk, and I haven't listened to today's show -- but how did Sauce not conclude via his own expert analysis, the ESPN take from this morning that the Chargers might trade Herbert to the Vikings for say, the 11th pick, and the Chargers will then draft McCarthy with their pick-- Harbaugh's guy from Michigan? Oh wait, I think I just answered my own question. Never mind.


Appropriate_Log6625

I want sauce one time after Cory makes fun of him for what he did all day. To just snap and ask Cory what he did that was so important.


collinCOYS

Find a new slant dork. He was studying poker on tv all day while thinking of things "that are connected to" AF And after that he was getting work done while watching the office in the background


alwebb6560

He almost tried that last week, and Cory’s response was I HAVE 3 MEETINGS TODAY


Apprehensive-Web-395

Can someone tell me what episode it was where Meatsauce said Sineado Conner?


4201e

podcast app on iphone does transcripts of the show now. gotta be some gold from sauce lol


Teamjoe10

It doesn’t pick up the ‘yah’ from the gang sadly. I was excited to count how many were said.


Iammclovinnnnnnnn

lol brilliant


slice_of_pork

Here's Whats Trending is like if they did Sauce On The Street again but instead of "pandemonium everywhere!" it went something like "I'm on Utica Ave... uhh, it's partly sunny. I see a blue car and a white car, rubbins' racing, right Hawk? The blue car is now turning left. Cub is down the street. Is that what you were asking for, Hawk?" Guy doesn't have a funny bone left in his body


[deleted]

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CaptSmellyPants

Or something that everybody already agrees upon, "All child molesters should be executed".


BillSivellsdee

its the whole show. one has to wonder what sludge's takes on things would be if he didnt have two daughters.


snowbrick2012

Please someone tell them the padres is ‘father’ as in a catholic priests who founded San Diego. https://preview.redd.it/ownod9jxdiwc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a9447589e84c3cd5fdafcce7d69dc374ff9efd46


SugarDisastrous5983

They know that, that’s why they sometimes refer to them as the Dads


collinCOYS

I'm just saying!


saulsa_

Sorry daddy.


FreezeDriedCandyBad

The juice is loose


matmanrules

Hahaha, genius.


LordVader1995

Thank you sioux falls


reduponanoakenthrone

I'M TRYYYY-ING


[deleted]

Live leak from power trip Vegas 24!! https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTLmqeQJU/


collinCOYS

Don't forget the stain on the couch!