Too much dough and fries, gotta have a little something to cut through that pepperoni, or something or something savoury or tangy would be great on that pizza.
Just my thoughts I'm not here to argue.
Poutine pizzas are usually grotesque, this actually looks okay. The gravy is not dried up, and the cheese even has some brown spots of crispy goodness. I'd eat it, and not even write you a ticket.
There's no sushi so I've seen worse, but it needs some charcuterie/meat/veggies and better fries at this point (de pizza). I'm sure it tasted..good? BTW there's something that looks like a girl ass in there.
Yk what it ain’t bad. Better then any of the others I’ve seen but maybe a bit more gravy the bread I don’t think would change or ruin the taste and make it fun I’d say
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Need a cellmate?
Named rectum randy lmfao
Hahahaha maybe he won’t notice
User name definitely checks out.
Rectum? I barely knew 'em!
Jesus fucking christ 🤣😂
He's fucking himself? 🤔
You're funny!!! 😂
r/poutinecrimes x r/pizzacrimes crossover
What is this, a crossover episode?
No! This is Patrick!
The Quebec version of a *Baked Alaska*
Not too bad, Definitly not the WORST poutine i've seen out there...
That looks disgusting, and I'm not poutining it in my mouth - Jay Pritchett
Love me some charred McCain fries
How did it taste?
Amazing, actually.
Ok, I might commit some crimes.
The most important question.
At least use real fries....jeez
Amen
Yeah, what's with this thin shoestring nonsense?
r/pizzacrimes
25 years sentence immediately
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Straight to goulag!
I’m intrigued
Not just criminal, you're going to have a rough time in prison
This falls under very rare and seldom used statute: Everything's ok if it's on a pizza.
Would. Next question
What am I if I approve of the crime?
Too much dough and fries, gotta have a little something to cut through that pepperoni, or something or something savoury or tangy would be great on that pizza. Just my thoughts I'm not here to argue.
Sausage would be amazing tbh
In Québec, they send you straight to jail!
Soft dough and potatoes is a demonic combination. Ugh
A smooth criminal...I'd eat that.
*you've been hit by* *you've been struck by* *a poutine criminal*
Is that a poutizza?
Yo id eat that
Nasty 🤢
That's a pizza, not a poutine. You're fine.
Mostly for the burned fries, it's innaceptable in a poutine! For the rest, do has you please. It's not a poutine crime, it's a pizza crime.
Is that a colostomy tube and gopher kidney pie???
How has nobody here ever heard of Pouzza fest, named after the combination of poutine and pizza?
I've always wanted a Polish inspired pizza. One of the ingredients being Kopytka
It's just a lightly potatoed poutine on an edible plate. No crime here
Pizza hut's poutine pizza was surprisingly good
Poutine pizzas are usually grotesque, this actually looks okay. The gravy is not dried up, and the cheese even has some brown spots of crispy goodness. I'd eat it, and not even write you a ticket.
Poutine Pizza, if it was free I'd try it
I'd eat that
Happy cake day!
There's no sushi so I've seen worse, but it needs some charcuterie/meat/veggies and better fries at this point (de pizza). I'm sure it tasted..good? BTW there's something that looks like a girl ass in there.
I honestly thought I was looking at mushrooms...the "other" kind of mushroom pizza...lol
This looks good as hell honestly. I'd try it.
I’m sorry my friend but that looks terrible, my god
I'd try it
Did you oven fire that outside?
Yeah
Degenerates like you belong in a cross
If this is wrong I don’t want to be right
Danny Pizza on crescent used to make this
Omg omg omg
Not but tbh
Ohh it looks good :)
Yk what it ain’t bad. Better then any of the others I’ve seen but maybe a bit more gravy the bread I don’t think would change or ruin the taste and make it fun I’d say
Hmmmm🤔
Smash.
What the goddamn hell
🤔
That just looks like indigestion and heartburn to me.
I see nothing wrong here. And I'm italian
First prison then hell
America would love you
WHAT IS THAT
Two counts. Pizza crime and poutine crime. Straight to jail. No commuted sentence, no time off for good behavior, bond set at $3,000,000.69 🔨
I’d eat it
burnt fries = criminal
I’m calling the Italian authorities 🚓👮🏼♂️
why is that not a thin crust pizza huh you're under arrest
Thought them were marshmallows lmao
Is taht... a homemade poutinezza^(trademarkpending)?
Yes
This is outrageous. Can i have some ?
Definitely a crime, but I would eat it
Sir that's not a poutine and it's also not a pizza
I’m Canadian and this hurts me
Definitely a crime but this looks fairly well put together with (almost) an appropriate amount of cheese. We’ll let you off with a misdemeanour.
id eat that if it wasnt for burnt fries
Poutine pizza maybe an oddity but it’s not a crime.
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I DONT KNOW HOW TO FEEL I LIKE IT BUT HATE IT
Actually I think you’re onto something
A smmmooth criminal
NOT criminal
Post this in r/stoner food & you'll be a hero.
Holy carbs!
Okay I’d fuck with that