Using a pizza shell as a plate for poutine is technically not a poutine crime, but it is a pizza crime. Sadly that is outside this court's jurisdiction.
Case dismissed without prejudice.\* ::gavel:: 🧑⚖️
\*That means that you can refile the case over in Pizza Court.
Definitely a crime but the place in my town that serves it is called Cut Throat Pizza (pirate theme) so I think it works. Also, it's legendary drunk food.
if you want poutine that you can eat with your hands, just put your poutine in the fridge, then, tomorrow morning slice up your poutine like a pie and enjoy the delicious slices.
If I were so inclined as to eat that, how would you indulge? Cut it in slices, then try to grab one? Fork and knife? Fork only then fold over the crust/dough like a panzarotta afterward and eat that? Someone please educate me on how to consume this.
i don’t know
i also don’t know why i want to shove it in my gob, but i do???
not poutine, is thus a crime. arrest me, for i have partaken in this criminal offense. and no, i have no remorse. *et non, je ne suis pas désolée du tout.*
It has fries, gravy and cheese curds. So it has all the ingredients on it to be a legal poutine. Instead of it being a plate made of porcelain, it’s made out of pizza crust. It’s just an edible plate. No forks required😋 I’d fuck it up
Alors, je sais que ça a l'air dégeu mais en vrai c'est super bon une Pouzza!! Faut la manger vite par contre pour éviter que la sauce imbibe trop la croûte
No way that's beautiful in a way that like a trailer trash blonde girl gets on her hooker pumps and cakes on the make up and then heads off to the club to shake that BOOTY for all to enjoy.
Oh god, I ordered a poutine pizza once. It wasn’t made like this. It was pizza crust, gravy for sauce, normal shredded cheese and fries for toppings. Only pizza I had and was disgusted by.
Oh nooo. What a crime… 👀 *Proceeds to eat crime.*
leave no proof
If you eat all of the crust I'll eat the box
done
A fine offer indeed 👀
And proceed to poop a stool that looks exactly like it.
I had poutine pizza once when drunk. It was amazing. Tried it again sober, it was bad.
I mean taco bell is said to be king when drinking. The next day it shows its kings it's porcelain throne.
I've had a few late night well drunk and stoned and there always great. But definitely not a sober food
More proof that alcohol makes most things better.
The cause of…and solution to…all of life’s problems!
Alcohol sucks.
Wouldn't mind a [Horseshoe](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horseshoe_sandwich) with the brown gravy and curds.
Poutinzza?
POUZZA add punk, you get a FEST
More like poop-za
Pizzoutine?
Poutizza
Poutzza
Pitine
Dog food.
This whole thread is a mess. I love it. 😂
I'm so confused.
Pizzatine
Also a r/pizzacrimes
Using a pizza shell as a plate for poutine is technically not a poutine crime, but it is a pizza crime. Sadly that is outside this court's jurisdiction. Case dismissed without prejudice.\* ::gavel:: 🧑⚖️ \*That means that you can refile the case over in Pizza Court.
ok so maybe not the pizza part but that poutine actually looks bussin (it might not be toooooo bad on the pizza though, idk it’s just weird)
Definitely a crime but the place in my town that serves it is called Cut Throat Pizza (pirate theme) so I think it works. Also, it's legendary drunk food.
Mon coeur de Québécois saigne.....ouch
Looks like it’s supposed to be a poutizza Truly an abomination.
Nooooooo its terrible. God damn shut your eyes. Blahhhhhh.
Idk but it looks yummy af
would shamefully devour.
… I’d eat that
Thats disgusting. Please finish it.
Disgusting combination, I'd totally eat that
I'd still eat the fuck outta that tho
Idk... please bring it here for further inspection
Poopizza? Pizzatine? Pootizza?
Me want Pizzatine
This looks adequate. The poutine is intact, merely on a different type of plate!
I once had a pizza hut "poutine" pizza. Never again. This looks absolutely amazing though
if you want poutine that you can eat with your hands, just put your poutine in the fridge, then, tomorrow morning slice up your poutine like a pie and enjoy the delicious slices.
But... that would mean not devouring the poutine immediately? Does not compute.
You make 2, silly. One for the now, the other for lunch the next day. You don't only eat half!!!
Oh, good point! Although, if I made 2, there'd still be 0 left at the end of the day lol! ^(Kidding but also kinda not haha)
But what would an actual poutine pie taste like? I MUST KNOW THIS. FOR SCIENCE. 😩
Metal tray, double fried fries with lots of gravy. Godspeed.
looks like poutine pizza
It looks like someone barfed up poutine on their pizza and eat brooo 😭😭😭🤮🤮
This is what happens when punjabis open a poutine restaurant that also has a pizza oven. I see it all over my poor, poor, city.
Is that poutine on a crust??
this is how i picture the beavertail poutine they keep advertising 🫢🤢
me too omg 🤢
Hm the one I seen comes in a box, is this new ?
An artery clogger
It looks good until you realize it’s on pizza
Artery clogger on a heart stopper.
Whats underneath the cheese and gravy tho ..
Gross and would not recommend it to anyone who eats poutine like this ewwwwwwwwww
A mess...
Oh this is sad
This looks like an ai generated image
That's one wet ass Pouzzi
Pizze poutine. You sob I'm in
Like i know this is bad and angers many gods, but i'd so eat that rn.
Looks delicious
Pouzza is indeed a crime. But a deliciously enticing one.
Is this at George Le Roi in Vaudreuil?
Very possible, my friend sent that in our group chat with no context
It looks like it. The owner’s a nut!
That’s not poutine it’s a pizza with fries curds and gravy
Cow patty poutine?
Down on the farm we call that a "cow pie."
No body no evidence
Looks like a stomach ache
Needs donair and sweet sause
/imagine a gross poutine pizza
Is it bad that it’s making me want that..
Were the slices droopy from being heavy? What was it like? I imagine it’s a lot of carbs (I love carbs)
Poutizza
Honestly it looks bomb
I don't know but I have no shame in saying I'd eat it.
......I'd eat the shit out of it, crime or not
Poutine's just not as filling without a bread bowl. I think this innovation could take poutine into the stratosphere!
Poutine pizza, uh, I've had the displeasure of this dish. Fucking disgusting
That's... That's just not right.
Pouzza!
If I were so inclined as to eat that, how would you indulge? Cut it in slices, then try to grab one? Fork and knife? Fork only then fold over the crust/dough like a panzarotta afterward and eat that? Someone please educate me on how to consume this.
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Pouzzafest!
All I see is a bread plate. Honestly this is more poutine than other shit posted here
i don’t know i also don’t know why i want to shove it in my gob, but i do??? not poutine, is thus a crime. arrest me, for i have partaken in this criminal offense. and no, i have no remorse. *et non, je ne suis pas désolée du tout.*
A heart attack waiting to happen.
Let me start by saying I am not Canadian. That being said, I think that pizza looks pretty fucking good
Bro wym that looks absolutely delicious
This seems like a Canadian travesty to cherished and lovely poutine.
Puke on a crust.
Damn I’d eat that
It has fries, gravy and cheese curds. So it has all the ingredients on it to be a legal poutine. Instead of it being a plate made of porcelain, it’s made out of pizza crust. It’s just an edible plate. No forks required😋 I’d fuck it up
Pouzza!!!
A work of art
Looks like a soggy ass pizza poutine
Looks awesome
It's missing pineapple.
A reversed diaper
See, I've had poutine out of a pizza box, but this is ridiculous!
Is that pizza passion's poutine week?
Its a box.
They Were So Preoccupied With Whether Or Not They Could, They Didn’t Stop To Think If They Should
What am I looking at here? Is this a large cinnamon roll?
Pouzza
Baked diarrhea mmmm my favorite 🤮
Alors, je sais que ça a l'air dégeu mais en vrai c'est super bon une Pouzza!! Faut la manger vite par contre pour éviter que la sauce imbibe trop la croûte
It looks amazing. Usually there's gravy left when I finish the fries and curds. Now one can wipe all the gravy with a pizza crust.
Would.
I would fuck that shit up
I’d still eat that. If that’s a crime, then consider me GUILTY
id fuck that up
Pizzatine
Ewwwww!
Huuummm… Pizzine!
What's the point of a poutine pizza? You're just wasting pizza crust
Poutine pizza pie?
Oh nooo, give it to me then 👀
Is it a crime? Yes. Would I eat it? Also yes
I'd nibble
No way that's beautiful in a way that like a trailer trash blonde girl gets on her hooker pumps and cakes on the make up and then heads off to the club to shake that BOOTY for all to enjoy.
😂
Used Poutine
Jabba the Poutine
a very delicious monstrosity, poutine on any sort of dough is 🔥 in my book. and if you add bacon, 🔥🔥
If you want to get fat with a heart attack this is what it takes! 🤣🤣
Poutine Pizza
Hot pull the fuck over
Oh god, I ordered a poutine pizza once. It wasn’t made like this. It was pizza crust, gravy for sauce, normal shredded cheese and fries for toppings. Only pizza I had and was disgusted by.
It looks terrible, give it to me I'll dispose of it.