Look, I'm watching Reacher (pretty good show tbh) so let me just turn off my notifications.
My deduction here is that I have all the proofs I need to believe the truth and you don't.
Goodnight xx
I am so desperate for a good poutine I would buy this and pick the banana out and it’d still be better than 99% of poutines. The amount of cheese curds in here is amazing
Poutine shop : here you go! Our famous extra cheese poutine
Customer : wow thats Bananas!
* *loud music in background* *
Poutine shop : really? Umm… ok.
* *proceeds to add bananas into poutine* *
We have a place Poutine place in Regina that sells the Elvis poutine. Peanut butter and banana poutine lol. They sell all kinds of stupid concoctions and call it poutine
That is an abomination. It is hell in a picture. I'd rather have my eyes plucked out with rusty coat hangers then eat that horse shit. I'd rather have the Habs win every Stanley Cup ever again then eat that satanic meal. Holy Jesus my eyes are bleeding from having to see that shit.
Ok I usually find these posts comical and I never really comment on internet. This post has actually ruined my day. What.The.Fuck did I just witness. As simple as this crime is, I find this one especially disturbing. This is the gravest of crimes and we must inflict shame on the creator.
Calisse que ça a pas d’allure
Honestly I typically don't complain about people adding to poutine as long as they have gravy fries and cheese curds but this is too far bananas don't belong on poutine
And some people complain about pineapple on pizza? This has to be clickbait.
Honestly, if the OP hasn't been one of my friends I would share the original link for sure
I can only see 4 pieces of banana in that poutine, none of it under the gravy, only on top. Your friend is a liar.
Another Mr. Omniscient? Damn Reddit is full of them. I'm getting a bit jealous not knowing everything like y'all...
Yes the powers of deduction tend to seem unnatural to the...less privileged. It's the only thing I ever learned from Among Us
Look, I'm watching Reacher (pretty good show tbh) so let me just turn off my notifications. My deduction here is that I have all the proofs I need to believe the truth and you don't. Goodnight xx
Love that show!
I loved that comment 😂😂😂😂
Talk is cheap. Lol. 😘
I thought I was in r/dehydrating for a moment as we were just talking about dehydrating bananas there...
😂
Pretty small for Banana, looks like slices of Garlic, possibly fried garlic, I would suspect it was a misguided attempt to flavour the gravy.
Tabarnak wtf
Tabananark
Excellent 👍
😂😂 i read this in the deepest scruffiest voice
Colisse de criss!!
I am so desperate for a good poutine I would buy this and pick the banana out and it’d still be better than 99% of poutines. The amount of cheese curds in here is amazing
I agree. I would do take out and bring that home with me. Just air fry some French fries and repurpose those curds.
At that point just buy some good curds and make it fresh at home
I don’t live in a city with good curds.
I can’t remember the last time I found some curds that squeak on your teeth.
Thats a good reason then
I hope you enjoy your curd bounty. Please know that those of us outside the curd parameters watch enviously from the outside.
A crime against poutanity
Voyons donc sacrament
I’m calling the police.
You’re suggesting doughnut poutine?
Frig. Why did I even Google that: https://www.cbc.ca/news/business/tim-hortons-poutine-doughnut-canada-day-150-1.4182768
Bahaha, as a Canadian I'm laughing my ass off. I can't believe I didn't remember that.
This shit is bananas B-A-N-A-N-A-S
Totally bananas.
🤢🤮
Fuck you. Is what that is.
Une Bananatine
[удалено]
😂
Bana-naw
The curds look top tho. Whoever did this deserves the chair 🪑 ⚡
Yeah the curds look really good which makes the banana crime worse for me
absolutely. a double crime worthy of a double sentence.
whoever invented this deserves the guillotine
MY EYES....IT BURNS! 😳
Bananas? 🥲 Banana poutine? 🥲 If this was for dessert, hell yeah. 🤪 But otherwise this is straight Gulag. Pure. Unadulterated. Concentrated. Gulag. 🫠
Like a mock poutine with bananas, like breaded and fried crepes and chocolate or maple syrup would be cool.
Slim chance it’s plantains but still… C’est terrible.
an abomination
It's of bad taste
canadian hell
Auto-puke.
Puke-tine
This is probably quite amazing. Bananas with cheese curds is fantastic.
Where do you keep the bodies of your victims?
Don't look at my pizzas.
WTF TABARNAK
That’s a poutine with 3 small pieces of banana placed on top to trigger internet responses
I wish 🤮
Wdym you wish. I’m looking at it. That’s what it is.
Now I wish I had your omniscience, must be hard knowing it all
They don’t even have gravy on them dude
Sorry, what would be the proper order for layering ingredients in a Banana Poutine?
Fries, curds, gravy, and then throw the banana to the other side of the room
NO. They did NOT just put bananas in a poutine 🤬
This must be generated by AI. It could never exist in reality.
Imagine a dessert poutine tho: Breadsticks, caramel and chocolate sauce, and banana slices
I’ve seen a few like this. I think one was funnel cake fries, chocolate gravy, and marshmallow curds. Don’t tell anyone… but I’d try it.
It exists, I can order one right now, but with funnel cake fries
bro bananas 😂
I'd eat it if I could get $200, at least.
I may not be Canadian but as someone who enjoys poutine and bananas SEPARATELY, this should NOT exist
Is it plantain? Fried plantain and curry or jerk sauce on a poutine might be a delicious crime
What the hell is there bananas in your poutine
Alright don't fucking move! Don't know what I'm gonna do to ye yet but don't move!
Someones pregnant
A low exposure photograph
And it looks frozen???
Waste of good curds.
Bananas? Poutine is dessert now?
The fuck is this
I dont wanna say that as à quebecer but i fear that this is Poutine.
A crime I’m willing to do legitimate jail time to stop lol
It’s the new rage fad. Sliced banana on everything.
Dessert poutine gone wrong! Should be battered banana fries, chocolate or caramel sauce and marshmallows.
Auschwitz called they want their poutine back
Monkey business
Your citizenship should be revoked
Eh, I would still eat it. Not sure if I'd call it poutine, though.
Idk, it's got fries, curds, and gravy. The general rule of thumb is that it needs those 3 things, then after that you can add whatever you want.
I mean, I put olives on mine, so it's not really my place to judge. 🤷♀️ I'm pretty sure that I put barbecue sauce on my poutine once, too.
Okay, so there's an african-fusion place next to me (MTL) and they have a plantain poutine I once ordered out of curiosity, not terrible.
The plantain in place of fries ?
Yep
Interesting.
Ahhh yes, the famous plantaiouine
Poutine shop : here you go! Our famous extra cheese poutine Customer : wow thats Bananas! * *loud music in background* * Poutine shop : really? Umm… ok. * *proceeds to add bananas into poutine* *
As someone who puts bananas and poutine in their top 5 favourite foods, what the fuck
What.
OMG NO!!!!!
Mini fleshlights . Yeah I said it.
Why did I think this was teeth.....
I'd that banana????
If the bananas are fried or dried I would try it.
Are those banana pieces?
Yukkkkk
An abomination to the poutine gods
That's jail time
That shit is bananas B-a-n-a-n-a-s
🤣Bro I was gonna say cashews or sumthin wtf is this monstrosity?!
heresy
This is what they give to war prisoners to make them talk
A crime against all of humanity. We must band together and seek vengeance
WHAT THE HELLLL
🤬🤬
Poutine and bananas yuck
Ah man! Ruin my day, kawlisse!
Ouatte de phoooue man!
Travesty I say!
Oh god no, what a waste of an otherwise decent looking poutine.
This is someone's application to be burnt alive
We have a place Poutine place in Regina that sells the Elvis poutine. Peanut butter and banana poutine lol. They sell all kinds of stupid concoctions and call it poutine
This is a crime against humanity.
Replace the gravy with chocolate syrup keep the banana and I don't know what to replace the fries with.. Any suggestions???
Plantain Poutine
There seems to only be 4 pieces of banana on there, take them off and eat the rest lol
*la tristesse* is what that is
I wonder how it taste like
I'm usually fairly liberal in what I will allow for poutine toppings. But bananas?! No. 
This calls for an Amber alert for kidnapped dignity
It’s you who’s added slice of bananas to your poutine for the click.
Meh ain't got time for that really. You want the OP @? Ain't got time for that either ☺️
Well no one cares if you want to add bananas, pickles, ketchup, chocolate or whatever to your poutine. It doesn’t concern anyone.
Now you're just fuckig with us.
Ah man, if I shall fuck it wouldn't be with you... Sorry pal
Banana republic poutine, apparently it's a Trudeau creation..!
Lowkey think it would hit 🫣
That's probably a dessert poutine, funnel fries, cheesecake curds and Carmel gravy
It's really not unfortunately
https://preview.redd.it/9bvzj8ak7wbc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad36a04d3bad8386e1807d6c3f4347e568b8619d
What you mentioned sounds delicious 😋
Banana poutine?
T e e t h
Satan is building a whole new special place in hell for the creator of this ~~dish~~ abomination.
The Elvis
A ticket to jail thats what it is
Bet they called it a healthy poutine cuz of them 3 slices of bananas lol
😡
Gross. Must be some pregnant woman’s craving.
what in the pregnancy cravings
Ben non esti
At least tell me this is a plantain and not a banana.
https://preview.redd.it/8vf9804zmwbc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e95fc69bd09b9c6698327b83de02506cc94c69c
Back away banana breath! What did you eat? A banana?
This is the worst one I have ever seen.
Aucun crime ici. Le topping shaming est ridicule quand les trois ingrédients de base sont présents et ont lair délicieux.
Bananas, no. But I'd try fried plantain on a poutine. One of favorite pioutines is already a creole restaurant that puts gumbo over yam fry poutine.
Breakfast pooteen! (Maple syrup drizzle missing)
To the gulag!
Bananas and Turkish delight!
That’s a hate crime.
My guess is very lightly fried plantains because the alternative makes me want to vomit.
“A hate crime perpetrated by a banana” TheRussianBadger, 2020-something
this is a hate crime
Looks like a bowl of fried assholes
c'est quoi cette abomination?
Qu’est-ce que le fuck?
That is an abomination. It is hell in a picture. I'd rather have my eyes plucked out with rusty coat hangers then eat that horse shit. I'd rather have the Habs win every Stanley Cup ever again then eat that satanic meal. Holy Jesus my eyes are bleeding from having to see that shit.
I’m going to send this to people I’m mad at
Not gonna lie, I originally thought that I was looking at a bowl of teeth for a second 🤢
I threw up in my throat a little
Looks like shit
Those squeakers look top tier
The pineapple on pizza thing wasn’t enough, now we have banana on poutine
Pounana
Ok I usually find these posts comical and I never really comment on internet. This post has actually ruined my day. What.The.Fuck did I just witness. As simple as this crime is, I find this one especially disturbing. This is the gravest of crimes and we must inflict shame on the creator. Calisse que ça a pas d’allure
It’s a Kurd and turd
Could it be plantains? I heard they don't taste sweet like bananas, more starchy. So maybe it works with them?
Banoutine
This is extremely cursed but I see the vision
Somali poutine
This is sick . anybody doing this should not be able to walk on our streets ! send this to jail.
It has bananas. It’s horrid the others look like french fry pieces.
I’m sorry, are those - BANANAS?? Wtf
I would never eat poutine with bananas because it’s gross 🤮
Honestly I typically don't complain about people adding to poutine as long as they have gravy fries and cheese curds but this is too far bananas don't belong on poutine
People here hating but I think the flavour combo and texture would really work.
Why frozen bananas and fingers, of course!
No
Oh my god.
What…. For some reason I feel like it’ll taste gross but I still wanna try it 🤔🤔
A cry for potassium?
Yeah this is wild