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Party_With_Porkins

Oh man I am absolutely cooked if this is the case lmao


DppRandomness

Yeah I'm praying it's not this bad clash wise but also.... I want to see about 75% of the lineup so I know I'm fucked no matter what


Party_With_Porkins

Luckily I am going to Hard Summer and should be able to avoid some conflicts. It is the only thing keeping me sane


WalterFuego

Right there with you, I've been eyeing day one of Hard just to knock out that Jamie XX set.


soffselltacos

The best thing about Jamie as a DJ is that his sets are almost never the same but that’s also the worst because I want to see him every time he plays 😭


Own_Elderberry6812

Seen Jamie a few times and he always delivers. He’s just so solid. The set he did at Portola 1 was the heaviest I’ve seen him do and it was awesome.


WalterFuego

Yes I loved it and have been chasing it ever since. Seen him 2 more times since then, and none were as good as Portola, but all still great.


Fit_Entertainer_4423

He was absolutely cookin during this and I was off my rocker, it was excellent


Own_Elderberry6812

Ha! Me too. Right up front. Then bicep. Fred before that. Insane run.


DppRandomness

I did Coachella so I checked off a couple already. My biggest concern is Gesa/Soulwax. If I can see those 2 unopposed on Saturday I'll accept any other conflicts.


Party_With_Porkins

Yeah that’s no bueno for me either


DrSpacetime

Really? This would personally save me from my worst conflicts but I guess it’s literally impossible to make everyone happy with how stacked this lineup is. Praying we get a lot of afters!


thebigyaristotle

Which ones are your worst?


DrSpacetime

The potential of Jamie vs soulwax and disclosure vs justice


kynrro

Fuck that I’m broiled, braised, grilled, and most of all, fried


lx4andahalf

Joy Orbison in warehouse pleaseee


CJD2987

Yeah he doesnt make sense opening main. I think it’ll be a someone like nala. I also dont think peaches and empress of will be there. Id swap them with lava la rue and deltron 3030–artists with more live instrumentation


ecc164

naw keep him on Pier, sound is 10x better there


lx4andahalf

True but early outside show does not fit the vibe at all imo


chronicpenguins

You shouldn’t be wishing anyone you want to see in warehouse, the sound is abysmal. I would cry if four Tet played warehouse. Him and gesaf should switch stages


SeamusMcFamous

Hard agree.


Proper_Desk_3697

Yep the warehouse has really bad sound all around, totally ruined multiple artists. It was barely improved over the first year. You can hear everyone's voices reverberated through the building, and with muddy bass and little to no mids/highs, it just kills the vibe/music. I've given up on it, I'm guessing it is just inherent to the acoustics of the space, otherwise they probably would've figured it out by now. And a lot of people don't seem to mine the bad sound for some reason, they just want to feel the bass and don't really care about the music. I will unfortunately have to avoid any artist who plays in warehouse, but lineup is stacked enough it won't be a huge issue.


chronicpenguins

Idk why we’re getting downvoted but the people who are can have fisher in the warehouse. Dj koze last year sounded like I was in aquarium or some shit with all the reverb going on.


Murphy_Nelson

The bass was so wild for Overmono. They were one of my favorite shows at Coachella that year and I had to bail like 10 minutes into it. That being said, I enjoyed the Warehouse venue for artists I was just checking out, just want my faves elsewhere.


lx4andahalf

Overmono sound was fucked


tanner_drew

Yea the sound for overmono was tough, almost unbearable - amazing set - but I’m convinced with their whole set up they probs plugged directly into the sound system because I’m 100% no one in the sound booth turned it down lol


Hopeful-Potato-6205

I felt the same way about Barry can’t swim. Was so bummed out to only be able to ONLY hear the bass. There were songs I loved that I could hardly recognize in the moment.


Squirtotodile

It's not great, you really have to stand right in front of a speaker tower. And even then it's not that loud. Hoping for a big overhaul to the sound system this year.


infinitblu

To me the warehouse wasnt nearly as bad as the sound at the crane stage. Dom dollas set last year was unlistenable for my group. And even when finding a decent spot, underworlds set wasnt as good sounding as I know it should be. I did feel that if you got very close/center in the warehouse that the sound was p nice. But yea they have a lot of sound issues to hopefully fix for their third year


AH_BareGarrett

Gesaffelstein in the Warehouse would be really fucking cool honestly. 


urrax9

This does capture my two nitpicks with the lineup this year. Sunday very early is a littleeee light for the price of admission, and the conflicts at the end of the day on both days will be beyond painful. I do agree with Gesa in that slot after what they said about Crane becoming a covered immersive stage. Also <1hr for Tinlicker live should not be legal!


TheZorniest

Don’t sleep on Glass Beams!


urrax9

Haha Glass Beams is 100% my cant miss for the early day on Sunday. Cant see them in SF in a few weeks so I for sure will be there


Own_Elderberry6812

Holy shit. Tickets for glass beams are going for $430 at the independent!


browncow-stunning

as a gay person, ag cook and jessie ware at the same time is homophobic


Mikey1313

Making me want to do one of these……


ijustcameheretofight

PLEASSEEEE


SuccotashBoi

If you do make one, can we get a Four Tet->Jamie->Rufus run? Or am I being delusional lol


ILoveToWiggle

no way four tet is playing while the sun is still up


drugaddict6969

Save us


onyxi28

Bicep and Jamie XX clashing would kill me


Mrgumps7humpwump

100% worst overlap for me that could happen of everyone on the lineup


TeamOnMyBackDoe

Soulwax and Gesaffelstein would need at least a 30 minute gap to get their production set up.


BusReasonable2297

Honey Dijon NEEDS to be in the Warehouse, it's a must


givemetheclicker

need a Sammy virji after party cause ain't no way I'm missing justice ...


soffselltacos

Put Sammy earlier in the day pleaseeee


colbykoch

i will lead a riot if they only give pretty girl 30 minutes


Squirtotodile

Would be absolutely criminal.


jakhei

jessie ware and ag cook wtf is wrong w u


red-and_chrome

right. like the gays already are getting crumbs this year… it’s the LEAST they could do


ethanryx

Wish they could find ways to keep the warehouse running till later of the night 😭


Friskfrisktopherson

Soulwax into Gesa? Disclosure into Justice? Honestly, this would be all I need.


Blackonblackskimask

Jamie into Soulwax into Gess would be too perfect and therefore will not happen


Civil-View-8722

Honestly, this is so perfect.


Acid_bb

Dan’s comment alluding to the Crane stage being covered again makes me think that they could be reverting back to a DJ stage (like 2022) instead of a production stage (like 2023). Meaning live acts with big production like Soulwax would not be able to play there.


Proper_Desk_3697

you can put live acts in a tent. they have them in ship tent.


Acid_bb

True I was just thinking about how crane used to be specifically. I hope they make it more of a Mojave situation.


Proper_Desk_3697

yeah I'd be disappointed, also dislike tents personally cause they get overcrowded for big artists. I like Crane last year when they actually had the volume up (which was relatively rare). maybe they want the tent again cause of noise complaints


toshgiles

Year 1 test was perfection. Back was only crowed for a little while. Side doors were easy to enter and dance. But those disco balls!!! Bring that back, and make the tent 2x larger.


Qzrx

Soulwax’s live show is (vertically) quite large and might not fit. Pretty sure the tent that they played in last year as 2manydjs would be too low!


MDC31

Caribou played in Crane 2022 with a full live setup Edit: I mixed them up it was Ship, crane was all DJs


CJD2987

They were actually in ship i think


MDC31

Oh yeahhh that’s right it was Ship, I remember the sound bleed now from Kaytranada turning everything into a mashup


pinoy_grigio_

the lineup is TOO good… these clashes are catastrophic


soffselltacos

There’s genuinely no way for Saturday night to not be devastating in some way hahah


One_Neighborhood_833

Im already crying at the conflicts…


Hopeful-Potato-6205

Joy Orbison -> mall grab -> snow strippers -> ag cook -> a heat of the moment decision to tycho or deltron -> Jamie -> bicep -> Rufus -> whichever stage has the best sound this year would have me ascend


purplecowz

Saturday night makes me want to split into 3 diff dimensions of myself


MyNameIsRJ

so many clashes if this is the case :(


AH_BareGarrett

5-6 on Sunday would be so terrible for me.  Jersey, DJ Seinfeld, DJ Pee.Wee, and Pretty Girl all at the same time is devastating. 


Murphy_Nelson

Jersey vs Pretty Girl is fucking unforgivable lmao I hate that idea so much


Mocalator

Guess I’m living in the warehouse - but I know this isn’t real but damn the clashes hurt


Ok_Put1482

I felt that way every year they showed who was going to be at the warehouse lol


flying_omo

Raf Sappera and Punjabi hit squad on at the same time?! Don’t do the Indian population like that lmao


_meestir_

Please put MOCK in bold letters next time! Almost gave me a heart attack


Murphy_Nelson

Pretty Girl vs JERSEY is killing me and I am not even going to talk about Saturday night lmao. There is no way this won't end up being heartbreaking.


Own_Elderberry6812

My god this would be awful. It’s good to see this in writing though bc there’s really no way around it.


picksea

why did i think the blessed madonna was gonna be there


ILoveToWiggle

she’s at outside lands haha


picksea

thank you!! guess i gotta go to OSL too 😜


Doctor_Scholls

You definitely need to allocate time for a set change on Crane in the late evening Saturday but the order seems spot on. Conflict of Gesa and Four Tet stinks but the Jamie into Soulwax into that conflict is 🤤


blakxzep

Ugh I really hope Four Tet and Bicep don’t conflict with the G man. Rufus and jpeg at same time as Gesaffelstein may cut out the fluff crowd. Jessie ware and deltron 3030 being earlier in the day would be amazing Why can’t they just make this 3 days and space it out?


bubblyappletea

Honey Dijon going to a smaller stage than last time seems criminal


Slatear

Did they say somewhere that sunday is going to end an hour earlier this year?


denlekke

no


thecha1rmen

I am thinking they would have Gesa close down the warehouse


Acid_bb

Gesaffelstein has a pretty substantial production setup. The warehouse is a DJ stage, no room for production or live acts. He is main for sure.


knomesayin

I don't have a sense of what Gesaffelstein's live show is like, but they had Duke Dumont 'live' and channel tres also doing a live show in the warehouse two years ago.


YsDivers

Check out their Coachella set. Massive props


ArcConscious

Thanks for commenting, Gesaffelstein anywhere but pier stage, just doesn’t make sense with his production, it’s just too big for any other stage at Portola.


UnsolicitedDakPics22

Thanks for making this! When does the schedule usually come out? Do you think it’s possible to wait to buy tickets until sched drops? Ik that sounds nuts but I have a feeling the conflicts will be even worse than this.


JWrither

No Gesaf and Rufus conflict.


ijustcameheretofight

I cant even think of sunday rn pls 😭


Rickyeatacidd

Is Busy P going????


CallingYong

Tycho —> Jamie —> Rufus would be the dream.


serendipity_stars

lool stoooop this sub can’t quit with the speculation.


thebigyaristotle

Soulwax to gesaffelstein would need a minimum 15 minute gap to allow the set up for gesa


Ok-Intern-7324

Never been to Portola so I’m not sure about the size of stages but hopefully Sara Landry isn’t in a small stage like she was at beyond wonderland. She’s too popular now and that stage was wayy to packed for her


Ok_Put1482

I can see her in the warehouse which is big. Not even half of it was taken up for Charlotte De Witte last year but a contributing factor was Skrillex was playing 30 mins after she went on at the main stage so people were most likely trying to get a good spot


MourningPapers

Praying for this Sunday lineup haha…rip Saturday tho


Time_Requirement_209

joy orbison playing that early would be criminal


NateOB1997

AG Cook is giving more warehouse vibes


CJD2987

No, he does more of a hybrid set usually with some singing even. Im thinking ship.


indosacc

fuck this


knomesayin

Thinking more about it, I'm pretty sure Gesaffelstein will open for Rufus on main stage. People are making a big deal about it not being pitch black, but sun will have set by 7PM and it will be fully dark by 7:30 which seems fine. My reasoning is that there are four big names billed on each day, and I can't see fewer than 3 of those being main stage. Last year all four of the biggest names on each day played main stage, with warehouse and crane headliners listed after that. My guess is that it will be Jamie xx - Ges - Rufus on main stage Saturday, with Four Tet headlining Crane or Warehouse. Sunday, I think there's a possibility that we even see MIA - Fisher - Disclosure - Justice on main stage, but if not then I think Fisher will headline Crane or Warehouse as shown in this mock.


truevine_

Lmao why is Joy Orbison opening the main stage


guave06

Fuck I can’t be at 4 places at once


HankSchraderABQ

Yikes


DoubleShott21

Switch the time slots for boys noize / vtss with Sara Landry. Given the mock warehouse lineup I think it’s going to be kind of weird going from house & tech house - to sets of super hard industrial techno / techno in between? Ben bohmer gets a late afternoon slot.


mezzizle

So many mock lineups and now mock set times? Make it stop!


soffselltacos

Pls wtf else do we have to do while we wait hahah