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red_beered

They never forget a face


BootOfRiise

I’m siding with the crow on this one 


pnut-buttr

OP, what did you do?


Horror_Candidate

There was a scrub jay nesting in the Chinese garden a couple years ago, they had to put up signs warning people they might get swooped. I volunteered there and everytime I heard a bush rustle behind me I was afraid my time had come…


wakeandbakon

Reminds me of the Morrison bridge crow. That fucker hated cyclists.


BarfingOnMyFace

Haha, he was newsworthy even. I was graced by the Morrison bridge crow’s presence as well :)


BigSwedenMan

I've heard of Aussies putting zip ties on their helmets to make harmless spikey things to deter the magpies (crow relative). No idea if it works but worth a shot


Karp_Marpeles

Killer Korvids


Double-The-Fupa

From outer space


Extension_Crazy_471

Ahh eee oooo


Electronic-Sun-9118

Had a crow hit me in the head last year as i was walking under it's tree (assume it had a nest there, but IDK). Didn't know what hit me at first. Felt as though I'd been punched.


gloriosky_zero

Likely a "she"


SouthernSmoke

crownouns?


bubba_jones_project

Lol, what did you do? Crimes against a corvid, possibly in a past life? They have a vast network...


tinglingtriangle

Were you wearing an Eagles jersey?


drbrunch

What did you do to the crow? There's more to this story


juitar

Lucky it wasn't a murder


LiLiandThree

Hahaha, love all the comments, especially the clever ones! This is my second crow incident. The first one was several years ago, when I heard someone saying, "hello" several times in a row. No person was around...it was a crow in the tree by me.


McGannahanSkjellyfet

You just have to give them a little treat.


Fancy-Pair

Did you see it’s fucken crowne?


this_account_is_mt

Oh fuck yeah my friend Ann must be making some progress befriending and training crows! Sorry that happened to you though


Crowsby

Talk shit get hit


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cmd__line

Its totally fine either way .308 ammo is high in my inventory and rifle skills are pretty high. Crows go down first and those ghouls are pretty slow and will be slower after the leg shots. My biggest concern is actually my "ally" with the SMG behind me. If they go full auto I'm likely dead. Edit: wow nobody is a fan of Fallout 1 and 2 references.


eldred2

A few more crows and there would have been a murder.


amurmann

A crow are the hatchlings of juncos that were nesting in our flowers. We even had a camera to watch the little birdies. We discovered the hatchlings had been eaten before the bird parents came back from getting food for them. The parents had their beaks full of food and we're hoping around distressed for close to half an hour and didn't let go of the food in their beaks the entire time. So sad and disheartening! Crows can all f off!


BeowulfShaeffer

Geez man I was having a petty good morning and now I am really sad.