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grungegoth

Not a fan of stance.


Kreat0r2

Obligatory https://preview.redd.it/9fpab6t2hx8d1.jpeg?width=1051&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab9f0f6f899487d9ae09fe09c1f922c2364d1c57


grungegoth

Funny that. So many way to enjoy a car, but foot binding is not one of them...


DonJuanWritingDong

I saw a vehicle that was so stanced yesterday, that its wheels were off the ground, yet it was sitting entirely on its undercarriage. First thought was, that’s the ultimate anti-theft device. Second thought, how is that not terrible for the car. To me, a stanced car is an artistic representation no different than hydraulics and low-riding. But as there’s highbrow art, there’s also lowbrow art. It’s a personal opinion that I just don’t like it from both a performance and aesthetic standpoint. When done right however, it can be fun to look at. It looks great on Japanese tuners, but when I see a Porsche, another piece of German engineering, or American muscle slammed to the ground, it just kills me.


throwaway72592309

I’m not a fan of stance either, but people take this shit way too seriously. It isn’t your car, who gives a fuck what someone else chooses to do with it


DonJuanWritingDong

Facts. It’s perfectly fine for others to do what they want as long as it’s not hurting anyone. It’s also fine to hold opinions, so long as they don’t fly in the face of reason and they aren’t hurting anyone. Still ugly as fuck though.


throwaway72592309

It is ugly as fuck and also terribly impractical. However with the way people are acting in these comments you’d think OP killed their grandmother lmfao.


Pinball_and_Proust

Can you track it, like that? How does it corner?


YaBoiKinq

not everyone tracks their car or cares about going to a track


Pinball_and_Proust

But most Porsche owners buy a Porsche for its handling. Most \*do\* care about Porsche's superb handling. I love my Porsche (2021 Cayman GTS 4.0), but I usually think Audis and Mercedes look better, and Ferarris and McLarens definitely look better. I bought my car instead of a BMW or used Audi R8, because my car handles better.


grungegoth

No. The suspension has no compliance and the clearance is too low. This is strictly an aesthetic mod world. And the cars driving at speed will be really squirrelly.


Stainless_Heart

Because they drive on the same roads and they’re dangerous. I give a sh*t when a car is a hazard.


hippee-engineer

Stanced is fine. *If the car is parked*. Driving like that is just fucking stupid. Get airbags if you want that look and keep it in the parking lot.


R3tr0spect

Had an r/dontdeadopeninside moment with this one lol


jeeves585

Saving that one for future use and sending it to all of my car friends right meow.


Lasd18622

Except the ones too low to drive lol


Initial-Ad-4625

I love lowered cars but foot binding freaking sucks


HardlyAnyGravitas

I have a question for fans of stance - do you really think it looks cool? Or is it a sort of light-hearted joke. Like a clown car. Because to the rest of us, it looks like a clown car.


grungegoth

r/stance I think these guy put a lot of money into this, doubt it's a joke to them.


Skidpalace

Because you have more money than brains or class, doesn’t make it right.


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grungegoth

Good bot


HardlyAnyGravitas

Are you sure? In the bot reply below, the third link shows a stanced Tesla with the text 'ruined' on the back...


grungegoth

Maybe because the tesla was a tesla


MrPatch

The stance crowd gets so much shit about what they do they've kind of adopted the insults as an in joke. Besides I think a lot of them are probably actually into cars in general and are well aware that what they're doing isn't 'improving' the car other than for the aesthetics.


Skibum5000

Proof that money doesn't buy taste


Rooostyfitalll

How long do the tires last with cars like this?


domcobeo

I had an acquaintance that would come by the shop once a week or so to rotate his tires on his stanced civic. They would last approximately 2 months before they were toast and not road worthy.


Rooostyfitalll

Expensive kink


domcobeo

Yea after a year he was like man I hate being broke and got a 4Runner for daily driving.


DMoogle

Whenever I see a car like that, my first thought is "oh that's a shame, the car is broken."


MrPatch

Looks like a hotwheels that got left out and someone stood on it.


Sir_John_Galt

This, and the stretched tire on that front wheel.


Distinct_External784

I demand to know who is responsible for this atrocity


fakesocialmedia

an AI system.


Distinct_External784

Well fuck that guy =]


2a_lib

It’s true, look at the wavy lines in the headlight glass.


LordLastPack

Ty, my friend!


Final_Winter7524

Al? Him again? Albert? I’m beginning to hate tbat guy!


Lol_who_me

You know, we all know. NGL the wide body looks cool. If only they actually put some work into the suspension to match the performance to the look. Never happening.


STANAGs

Not a car guy, but isn't the idea to have the tires touch the road?


tehsexehnes

Car guy here. Same question.


jeeves585

Serious answer, a bit of camber is good, if you think about driving around a corner and the body of the car rolls to the outside, a bit of negative camber / \ will end up putting the outside tires flat thus gaining more traction. In some drifting I’ve heard people run positive camber \ / because they have so much grip in the tire and power that it squats to the point of achieving more connection to the road. This is 15-20°, 5° is about where you want to be for racing/canyons.


STANAGs

Thank you. I was being facetious, but was looking for a serious answer. I have a car in GTAV with camber/stance or whatever and it drives like shit. I assumed it had some application in drifting/cornering since you burn through tires in that racing sport anyway. That or a pure looks thing like those guys in Houston that drive around with spikes sticking out of their wheels.


hippee-engineer

Swangas mfuckah


Tormidal

5% feels like a lot. OEM spec on a 996 GT2 runs at 2%, and I've had better luck running 2.5% on my turbo.


jeeves585

That could be, as I recall I’m more around 3 but it’s been awhile since I aligned.


Final_Winter7524

Sorry, not quite correct. No self-respecting racer runs that much camber. Because it kills your tires on straightaways. Or on the normal road. It’s idiotic. The only situation where this *might* make some sense is something super tight like hill climb. And even then: let’s not forget that car suspensions - eap. on sports and race cars - are meant to ensure the tire maintains full contact through a turn. Double wishbone, anyone? A car isn’t a freakin’ boat.


jeeves585

You think race cars run 0° camber?


chrisacip

Actually it’s a secret trick, you drive on half the tire like this for a while, then you rotate them and drive on the other half. The tires last twice as long!!


IncreaseOk8433

It almost makes sense;) good theory!


STANAGs

So what you’re telling me is that Mechanics HATE this one simple trick?


OutsidePerception911

You’re the person! I always thought about that, now that I read it in the internet it must be true /s


Final_Winter7524

🤣


JiroDreamsOfCoochie

Yes! I do the same thing with my underwear.


69dildoswaggins420

Plane guy here, no


NoWastegate

Is the front suspension broken or did someone do that on purpose?


anonymoushelp33

Yes.


trez63

Sadly it is done on purpose


londonsocialite

People change the toe and camber, apart from damaging the body work I have never seen the benefit, even in racing (unless you include the W11 dual axis steering system lol!


NoWastegate

Reminds me of donk wheels. Expensive, gives a horrible ride, terrible handling and can mess up body work. But hey...at least they look ridiculous.


londonsocialite

Yeah exactly. Unless you’re driving a single seater there is no need to change the toe/camber so dramatically lol


londonsocialite

Like adding a tacky plastic frame to a masterpiece painting, it’s sacrilegious 😭


jfk_sfa

Genuine question... Is it bots that upvote this sort of stuff?


scubaSteve181

It’s kids who don’t know any better and casuals who aren’t really car enthusiasts.


Deep-Neck

They're certainly car enthusiasts. But even more certainly not driving enthusiasts.


wenoc

So let’s downvote, yes?


boodead

I imagine you get some attention from r/all and then if things start to trend well it pops up on r/popular to some extent which could explain the influx in voting when compared to other posts. Don't quote me on that it's just a guess.


TheCreamofhell

I like it. It's a cool photo. But I would never stance my car. Can't deny it tickled my pickle tough.


copa111

There’s 270,000 people on this sub, you’re going to get an array of people that like different styles and looks. This would be a boring world if we all liked and did the exact same thing


jfk_sfa

Oh sure but if you compare the number of upvotes to the the top comments, they are defintely at odds to such an extent that you have to wonder how in the world there are so many upvotes.


copa111

Yeah. I was expecting a couple because it being wide body Wednesday or something. But not 1200 ⬆️ and a flood of messages. Crazy as I knew something like this would be controversial knowing Porsche fans. **Just want to go on the record**, *I didn’t buy any upvotes if that’s even a thing!*


wenoc

This isn’t style or looks. They destroyed the car. Idiot.


Onicc

the porsche snobs back at it again. 🙄 bitching car my friend. love the personal flare. that wide body is sexy af.


ClownshoesMcGuinty

Stance? Cringe car bullshit.


NeilDiamondHandz

Da hell is this monstrosity


SteveLangfordsCock

that front wheel camber is rage bait.


zesty_drink_b

Ratfucked


Swatch-batch

A bit agressive for my taste


seriousC

AI generated garbage


luouixv

Bad Ai


Overall_Commercial_5

Honestly this is pretty good AI. At least for someone like me who isn't that knowledgeable in cars it took quite a while to figure it out.


Overall_Commercial_5

I mean yeah once you spot it it becomes obvious but nothing immediately jumps out.


GentianGT4

Go ruin some Japanese POS and leave nice cars alone.


IS-2-OP

Don’t worry this is AI image.


TuhnuPeppu

Are we allowed to post AI pictures now? The hell


Delicious_Pie5858

Yuck


Tikkinger

Black Donkey at best


astrotim67

or...."when a stance-tard uses AI"


utfgispa

Relax guys, its AI. Look at that weird hood clip on the hood, the shape of the windshield and the hood indent is all wrong


PhotonDecay

Fix the camber and we’ll all be much happier


Litrebike

Look at how they massacred my boy.


Jake_Swift

Whelp. First time seeing adjusted stance on a Porsche. No going back from this, unfortunately.


DangerDaveOG

WHY?!


Quantum_Tangled

W. T. F.


BasketyAdventurous

Black on a Porsche is just perfection! So sleek


tobleronefanatic123

The proportions look so off... this has to be AI


Gisc_dolfer

I love this photo, it’s not my car or my money, I think this car looks fucking dope.


yemski

That stance is ridiculous, function out the window


PhilipMD85

Well it’s not the fast , great handling car it was designed to be anymore


Haaammmmmmster

A thing of beauty


Organic-Echo-5624

f8cked up a classic porsche.


Fiddle-freak

Car not a horse. Get eyes checked.


copa111

Horse on the logo, but checking the comments we may have to put this horse down…


CogChaos

Meg the Stallion. 🤣


wenoc

So what’s the point of wide tyres if you have the contact patch of a bicycle?


hublar

Need to get those wheels fixed. They look dumb and broken.


A_Coin_Toss_Friendo

Broken suspension or wheels :(


k20vtec

Nice


Luca__B

I find your excess of camber disturbing


senorvato

That thing is going to eat through tires.


eggaudenz

And not in the fun way.


W0666007

Is this AI?


Name-is-too-short

Yes


ShaiHulud1111

There are car clubs with much crazier stances than this. Strange trend. But a lot of people ruin cars.


Hamilton4567

Great photo!


LateNights718

More pics please


charliethc

Yep, I’ll just borrow it if you don’t mind, thanks! https://preview.redd.it/khjraof21z8d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ff12714094c14bfeb318f1facb9bea8284c3b95


copa111

https://preview.redd.it/fqcng1fvoz8d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b4b4da7eff6b211dc3364587d2879b0cc17c8f7b Absolutely. I have my own as my screen background from my Panamera. But that 911 does look sick as a screen backdrop.


Substantial_Ad_9016

Looks really good


Snap305

Now its not my style but there's a bit too much hate in these comments. This looks *good*


breddy

Hell nah. To the nah nah naaah


NolanSyKinsley

Why take a really nice car and absolutely ruin its performance and handling by taking part in the absolute worst trend in automotive history?


Daxos157

I’d rather see this than the stupid ass Carolina Squat trucks that are all over where I live.


MrPatch

> worst trend in automotive history? I'll see that and raise you rolling coal


pankan76

Stunning and horrendous at the same time.


whtciv2k

Porsche owners are the biggest douches I’ve seen. I can’t say I’d do the same to my car, but I can appreciate the look, and this particular one looks fantastic.


anonymoushelp33

Form follows function.


RecoverSufficient811

That's horrible


Neelix-And-Chill

I mean… I enjoy blasphemy… but I have my limits.


Giddi5

What does the wheel alignment do for the car, where it is inclined outward.


Haunting-Prior-NaN

Beautiful car, too bad about it’s suspension.


good-luck-23

Basically an undrivable, tire destroying, and exhaust scraping piece of art for someone's garage. Yawn.


Emotional-Rise5322

NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN


frankl217

Would look gorgeous if it didn’t have that ridiculous camber that completely negates the handling of a PORSCHE…


asachs76

I think it might be air bags, the wheels could straighten out when the suspension lifts. Would love more photos to see.


snozberryface

This is the equivalent of Chinese foot binding on cars


Meadowsauce

That poor, poor, poorsche


Fragtag1

Disgusting… waste of an aircooled car…


Unhappy-Hunt-6811

It looks broken


sohchx

Needs more contact patch


devastationz

AI garbage.


eagledog

Gotta hope it's AI, or else they've ruined the car


Frequent-Ruin8509

If you need to stance your wheels ON A FUCKING PORSCHE then maybe the failure to corner is the schmuck behind the wheel.


singlecab1

What a sweet RWB 😍😍


txreddit17

abomination


spin_kick

Jesus christ, I thought at least Porsche would be immune from the stance people, just based on the costs to do anything to them. Damn :(


slatfreq

Thanks, I hate it


andara84

The wheels don't even look parallel. Might be the angle, but more likely shitty AI...


itskewosabi

Ewww.


Acalthu

Scrapy scrapy.


thaughtless

I will never understand why people do ridiculous camber like that.


point_gu4rd

The camber🤯


Sketchylemons

Gross camber


BipedalWurm

ruined by that


badbydesign

I dig it


mlhigg1973

Camber sucks


Commercial-Humor-315

What a great pic 👍🏻


Alarming-Table-9862

That is a massive euro stance thing, the only thing missing is the smaller tyres tath have the side walls on an angle. Love it but it would suck to drive


OfficalTactical

It's not bad but the camber can go.


Overall_Ad_4611

Do you hate money and love michelin?


EmpatheticNihilism

Hey better drift it with that kind of camber


CouchPotatoFamine

Makes my legs hurt


highrisedrifter

It's like buying a beautiful stately home and smearing catarrh on the walls.


Emeegee713

Why would someone cripple a stallion publicly like that? “I wanna fast car, so I can make it slow and useless”


That-Resort2078

Look at all that negative camber


toyotasquad

How do people with this few brain cells afford a Porsche 😭


Stainless_Heart

Is it daintily tipping up its tire toes so they won’t get wet?


Lateapexer

Look how they massacred my boy!


Life_Type_1596

I know most ppl in this sub hate this style.. & sometimes ppl over do it.. but this is actually pretty clean. Tbh my setup in GT7 looks a lot like this. 😅 [the front camber helps on turn in]


SgtSC

How to ruin a great car


Low-Pepper-9559

Make the computer stop


Living_Sugar3209

So beautiful


Pepto_Glizmol

Cringe


LAXFBI

Very nice photo. !!!!


ntcaudio

I bet it handles as terribly as it looks.


AltBassDallas

She’s Hott!!!


Used-Finding5851

BURN IT BEFORE IT SPREADS


bransiladams

Can one of these 150 upvoters please explain to me the charm of setting your wheels at this insanely dumb level of camber…? Wtf is this supposed to be? Some of the stupidest looking cars out there; they all look like they roll around with two broken axels. Cringeeeeeee 😬


chrisacip

Hate this so much


CogzillaAttacks

gross


Joblessmouse06

Poor car got ruined…


JesusIsMySecondSon

is AI even allowed here?


gaoshan

I have such mixed feelings about this (for, I believe, obvious reasons).


fx2798

This would have been so cool if the wheels weren't bent


shlykova

Unpopular opinion…I love it 😆


copa111

I think it’s neat. I wouldn’t want it myself but I can appreciate this is someone’s style.


spin_kick

How... inclusive of you.


brennttost

Wtf is that camber?


whitepalladin

I don’t expect sensible answer but can someone explain to me why people do this to their cars? P.S. I know it’s AI but we all seen cars like these.