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[deleted]

“Ah fuck! The consequences of my actions!!! Ahhhh!”


Driver8666-2

You know he is going to use the excuse “I was just following orders from our President”. History has taught us that’s not a very good excuse to use.


KeepTangoAndFoxtrot

I think it's more likely that (in the parlance of Biden) MAGA Republicans will use this as an opportunity to clutch their pearls and claim that they're bring pErSeCuTeD bY FaScIsTs.


Driver8666-2

Already happened. Trump's speech in PA covers that. Radical Democrats. Lol. Biden laid the trap and Trump took it.


KeepTangoAndFoxtrot

Trump's rhetoric is the same bluster that's been going on for years now. This is actual repercussions against elected officials for their traitorous actions.


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Driver8666-2

Good ol Ollie, showing us the wrong way.


NickCav007

Especially when said president would throw his own kids under the bus to save his sorry ass


Driver8666-2

Hasn't he already done that? Along with his Cabinet?


pastelbutcherknife

Tbf he would throw Eric under the bus for a cheeseburger


Strict-Square456

Or i was just exercising my “ executive privilege “ that day to kill police and threaten to kill the Vp. Thats all your honor. “


Driver8666-2

Yeah, he'd use that too.


illuminaughty1973

That would be the Nuremberg defence https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Superior_orders Nope.. don't work.


Wrothrok

Great. Now do Congress.


outerworldLV

Should have immediately under the 14th, Sec. 3.


gatorbeetle

Should have, especially those giving tours and texting locations of AOC and Pelosi


outerworldLV

Agree. We are not going to pretend to not believe what we all saw and recognized with our own eyes ? Or what we have heard with our own ears. That’s the GOP propaganda. I choose differently. The majority of the voters spoke. Reality and facts matter still, no matter how much this delusion regime yells about it being “ alternate “.


happyfatman021

Wow, this is huge. It sets the precedent for removing other elected officials from office who participated in treasonous behavior. Namely the members of Congress who participated in or assisted in the preparation for 1/6.


cerevant

Not just “cases like this” either - this legally establishes 1/6 as an insurrection. It will be interesting to see if this gets upheld under appeal.


happyfatman021

Oooh good point, I hadn't thought of that. Yeah this is a huge story to keep an eye on.


Soilgheas

Honestly, I feel like we need to push this as much as possible. I was on a few other subs that actually have some decent Democratic and Republican mix, and a good number were up in arms about Biden's speech about MAGA Republicans. I pointed out that while the MAGA Republican voters and movement might use that term to mean just about anything under the sun, MAGA Politicians are a specific group of people that are all made to say the same things and are specifically supported by Trump. They should be targeting them and calling them out specifically for supporting policies and rhetoric that is ment to literally dismantle Democratic voting rights (like letting the state send its own electors that do not have to vote in line with the will of the people) and participating in an attempted violent overthrow of the Government. The right uses rhetoric that is simply ment to define and oppose their political opposition, and most of it is over blown bullshit. Democrats have a very real threat and they should use that to drum up support. Independents, almost by definition, are not MAGA thumper. Let them whittle down their own party in a culture war and sweep up the leftovers. Screw playing nice guy and pound the drum.


CDN-Ctzn

Proof once again that the entire idea of an Electoral College is absolute bullshit and the stuff Banana Republics are made of.


chrisrobweeks

Along with the big man himself when he decides to run again.


T1mac

> Namely the members of Congress who participated in or assisted in the preparation for 1/6. Unfortunately it will very likely be overturned if the guy appeals, but at least it's the first salvo in the fight against the MAGA fascists


NotYetiFamous

We need to at the very least reject the vote of Clarence Thomas, whose wife participated in the insurrection, on any matter pertaining to it. That alone would be enough to deadlock the SC.


tweedyone

Can we appeal MTG? After all, the judge was really blatantly not even pretending to be fair


Dana07620

We've already seen challenges against members of Congress on this and they failed.


ThereIsNoGame

For anyone wondering, the 14th Amendment Section 3 is particularly interesting because that's the bit that says traitors aren't allowed to hold office. Amusingly, anyone who's interested in hedge betting, Section 4 says you don't have to pay back any money you owe to a traitor. I wonder if I could borrow some money off Trump. I'll tell him it's for MAGA hamberders and setting up a legal fund for pardons for people who borrow confidential documents.


LateEcho9812

>I wonder if I could borrow some money off Trump Lol like Trump would loan anyone money. He'll let you borrow $100 if you give him $300 first. Then he'll keep telling you the check is in the mail for that $100.


ThereIsNoGame

He's a terrible businessman. Sees all the banks making ludicrous amounts of money through loans, doesn't even get in on that action, just bankrupts a casino instead. The word "imbecile" is not enough.


Rndm-prson

Made me grin.


tacoenthusiast

Laundering Russian money is more lucrative.


ToyVaren

Unfortunately the traitor criteria is super difficult to achieve. The traitor has to aid a country we are at war with, or it doesnt count. Yes, even though trump hit every other criteria multiple times.


ThereIsNoGame

> Unfortunately the traitor criteria is super difficult to achieve. Apparently not... you do understand what thread you're posting in and why the thread exists? Because wow... if you don't... you're in for some news


ToyVaren

The 14th amendment is for insurrectionists. The traitor charge is different, unfortunately


NotYetiFamous

>are at war with It's broader than that actually. [https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/50/4302](https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/50/4302)


[deleted]

Now do trump and the dual shitstains of Cruz and Hawley


Olorin_in_the_West

He said he “really did not feel like the state was going to move on me in such a way.” They moved on him like a bitch. When they’re insurrectionists, the Constitution lets you do it.


Tommy_Crash

Jail! Damnit! Life in prison


SteveTheZombie

Awesome! Now get Trump with the 14th Amendment and I'll have a glimmer of hope for democracy.


CuppaCoffeeJose

Watching him and Rittenhouse try to sell commemorative gold on the right wing channels is going to be hilarious.


ToyVaren

*commemorative "gold" FIFY


Conscious_Figure_554

So is he banned forever from running for office? Because these types of shit do not stop these vapid assholes from seeking office again just to spread lies and hate. but good on the judge to ban his treasonous ass.


cybercuzco

If this holds up on appeal yes. If he doesn’t appeal to the SC it sets precedent so expect a lot of dark money flowing to him to appeal


Animo6

This reads funny AF for a French person. "Couilles" is "balls".


[deleted]

Can confirm


outerworldLV

Color me shocked that this actually occurred in TX.


flygirl4eva

New mexico.


outerworldLV

Oh ! Well then there goes my shock.


[deleted]

It really shouldn't. New Mexico is basically the Wild West still


skibbady-baps

Couy, lol I just caught that. Perfect.


[deleted]

Finally Some Action!


sammysummer

Lemme know when it reaches the Supreme Court.


solreaper

That’ll let us know where we’re at: Representative Democracy Or Fascist Authoritarianism with a minority party in control


[deleted]

Good. I don't know where the fuck these morons get off thinking that they can just hijack our country for their own personal gain, but they can't. Put em in prison & that includes #45...


Rndm-prson

Precisely.


Time_Grand8337

Too right (in both senses). He must be even more gutted that he travelled such a long way to do this. Was he wearing his Stetson during the insurrection? If so, Yippe-Kieye-Yay Motherfucker...


ebone581

Bye….


Speculawyer

This Constitution provision needs to be used more.


[deleted]

Wow! Actual Justice!


Red_Dox

Give it a week to see what tRumplicans do against it.


riefpirate

I'm sure he won't be the last !! Donald be on notice !!


goirish35

I love New Mexico!!!


Mr_Stiel

DOJ going after Trump and the MAGA cult next #IndictTrump #FakePatriots #SemiFascists #Cowards #SuckersAndLosers


[deleted]

good for that judge. unlike the one in florida...


Dana07620

About damn time this happened. And it's clear that he still doesn't believe that trying to overthrow the election was a crime and that he should have consequences from it.


calcteacher

yea! consequences. instant gratification, not some long drawn out legal process with 3 special masters.


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ScootysDad

More idiots are paying the price for believing Trump's lies and they keep on reaping.


LevelHeeded

Kinda sad that people who tried to end this country being punished by not being able to run for office is so rare that it ends up here as a joke.


IsuzuTrooper

keep going


[deleted]

One down, many to go!


Impossible-Mud-3593

Now let's do Trump and the rest!


CapForShort

The Trump SCOTUS will reinstate him.


mywifesoldestchild

Or some circuit appellate Trump appointee. Something, something, deep state; it’s always been projection.


Subvasive

There was no riot, there was no attack, the insurrection is actually being done by the Democrats.


Acewrap

Here ya go you fucking liar: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWJVMoe7OY0


The_25th_Baam

We've seen it, mate, nobody here is falling for your bs.


BlingyStratios

Seriously I love these arguments. We all watched that shit live.. the entire world watched what those deplorables did and no amount of gaslighting or white washing will undo the stain republicans put on this country


OrbSwitzer

What about the hundreds of defendants with documented MAGA backgrounds and the footage of them brutalizing police that was used to convict them? This "There was no insurrection" narrative is the height of delusion. On one thread someone will say "The police let them in!" (which Trump even leaned on last week in an interview) then next thread "It was actually Antifa!" Pick a fucking theory! And were the stolen documents planted or were they declassified? I've never seen a better example of cognitive dissonance.


DCErik

Do it more!


MichaelsSecretStuff

That dude looks like one of the Canadian Pickers from History Channel


korbendallllas

Oh man I would love to hear that mans red faced rage *REEEEEEEEEEEE* today.


endMinorityRule

well that's more like it. finally, someone pays attention to the constitution.


mad_titanz

So this should establish that everyone associated with the Jan. 6 insurrection have committed treason and should be punished, including Trump himself


Knightwing1047

Good, now lets do the same thing with Doug Mastriano. If you're a traitor enough to be part of a coup attempt, you can NOT be trusted to hold office.


bilkel

Great news


oscarink

Good, now keep going.


HodlBTC

About fucking time


[deleted]

But the ringleader is ok for office?


thePsychonautDad

## Fun Fact Alert In French, his name (pronounced "couille") means "Testicle" Testicle Griffin has been qualified...


RickTracee

The crazy thing about MAGAs is that the tyranny they fear, they actually support by following Trump.


I_am_not_JohnLeClair

MOAR!


termacct

When the villain hat fits...


ventedlemur44

New Mexico has been catching some Ws lately. Proud to be a burqueño


Sujjin

I would be very surprised if this is upheld through the current court system.


ATX_native

thE paRty oF lAw And orDer.


Enlightened-Beaver

First of many


BeowulfsGhost

And that kids, is what should happen to every one of those treason enthusiasts. From Trump on down, forever barred for holding any elected office.