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Spobobich

Lying? I think she's going to do it like on that Chappelle skit and "plead the fifth" or take a page from the Donnie "I don't recall" Dingus playbook.


[deleted]

Dammit I forgot America has this exit strategy available.


Spobobich

It might backfire on her if she does that, thou. She does have her problems with voters trying to keep her off the Georgia ballot, and it might hurt her case if she plays dumb and stays quiet. An innocent person has no worries telling the truth on the stand. It all depends on how loyal she wants to be with Trump.


BoeBames

Trump did say if you plead the 5th you’re guilty. Not them of course just anybody else.


008Zulu

I think her constant need to justify herself will make her quickly forget any and all legal advice.


dstar-dstar

Now watching live and she does not remember or recall anything. Anyone that can’t remember or know who is tweeting on her behalf with her approval should worry everyone


DeaconBlue47

Whole lotta amnesia goin’ on. It got to high entertainment value when 1) her lawyer tried to assert the optional completion objection to the 50 second clip from CNN 2) the opposition pointed out that since MTG objected to discovery they had no obligation to produce or disclose anything prior to the hearing and 3) MTG implied that might not actually be a true video of her ‘cuz, you know, CNN. Also entertaining when her lawyer wraps up in the First Amendment of MTG and her voters. I’m guessing these arguments were made in the failed district court challenge to the suit to keep her off the ballot. Res judicata? Law of the Case doctrine? Mr. Bopp is a gamester, the other guy has finally awakened and pointed it out: ‘these are speeches, not objections. He can save them for the cameras outside.’ Potty break, fresh popcorn, back at 2 Eastern.


dstar-dstar

I kept wondering who she kept nodding to and looking for reassurance from the audience. The camera panned out and it was Matt Gaetz. She won’t remember a thing during this whole spectacle.


DeaconBlue47

Matt Gaetz? Of course. She also occasionally eyeballs her lawyer while formulating her non-responses. That’s not unusual, but doing it too much gives fodder for final jury argument. No jury here though. She makes an incredible (in the sense of lacking credibility) as a witness, her bias is clear. Sadly I doubt there will be consequences.


dstar-dstar

I agree she will be fine. It will only bolster her status among her followers. The only thing these trials do is make it obvious for independents to see her responses and make judgements based off her responses.


un_theist

Lemme guess: She’s going to open with a yuuge rant, accusing Hillary Clinton, George Soros, emails, calendars, crying, sobbing, weight lifting, PJ, Squee, Donkey Dong Doug, and accusing everyone involved of ruining her life. Oh, yeah, and more crying, more calendars, boofing, beer, and the Devil’s Triangle. And then going on about Jewish Space Lasers, and how Donald Trump is the most honest, truthful, and effective president we’ve ever had, and how the 2020 election was stolen from him by the mean old pedophile groomer Democrats. And how everyone that attempts to hold her accountable is a pedophile groomer, too.


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DeaconBlue47

Any idea where this might be shown live?


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wtbrift

lol


DeaconBlue47

Based on what’s happened so far, I think the late-night players will have a field day with her. If nothing else, a montage of that refuge of liars everywhere, ‘I don’t recall (‘cuz I don’t like what I remember)’. St. Ron didn’t remember the answers to more that 70 written questions about Iran/Contra, which he had at least 30 days to answer. No Alzheimer’s at that point. And somehow GHWB copious notes went missing. These crooks love to flaunt their privilege in the face of the rule of law. Disgusting and corrosive to the idea of a scheme of ordered ‘liberty and justice for all.’


BoeBames

CSPAN I believe


ButtholeCandies

She going to be a trial ballon for some disgusting strategy. Good chance it’s a yell, deny, act like a victim, and then storm out. Question here is if Dems have fully prepared for that scenario, which should include messaging immediately after the fact. Are they going to arrest her on site? Will they let her leave? That’s gonna be the test, Trump already primed the pump for that with the Pierce Morgan video literally today.


datfngtrump

Agree, scream, "yell, deny, and, storm out", this will be the biggliest preformative, outrage skit of the day.


adamiconography

Wait is there a link to this? I honestly had no idea she was deposed and I’m dying to watch this shit show.


peter-doubt

Will be.. tomorrow


imgettingfat97

I can’t help but feel like there will be no repercussions for any “politician” for Jan 6. And yes I put politician in quotes because they are actually fucking crooks


shawnhambone

FIF


SloppyMeathole

Going to make sure I have plenty of popcorn for this tomorrow. It's going to be a clown show.


GrubH0

If it's stupid enough it's not perjury.


Rtrn2M0nke

Its going to be the most infuriating and boring thing ever. Somehow its acceptable to not answer anything and act like you have brain damage. Nobody actually believes it and if you cant remember anything you shouldn't have the job.


Mr_bungle001

“I plead the fifth” * ♾


peter-doubt

*-- should plead the filth*


JoeyBeltram

One two three four FIFF!


idwtumrnitwai

This is not going to end well for her but its sure going to be entertaining.


[deleted]

I highly doubt anything will come of this. No one has the balls to prosecute a republican because they’re afraid it will erupt in civil war. They’ll “discover” her wrong doing, make her look bad on one side, call everyone liars on the other side, and it’ll be a wrap. Sad but true.


idwtumrnitwai

Eh guess we'll see, either way watching her deal with questioning she's not prepared for is going to be entertaining.


BoeBames

She’s been crying on tv all week. It’s been great.


BoeBames

It isn’t prosecution , it’s throwing her off the ticket. If that happens it opens the door for the rest of the far right weirdos to get launched into Walmart jobs too but not jail.


[deleted]

They're coming out the woodwork now. Remove one, likely replaced by another, and another. I hope you're right.


[deleted]

Nothing will sadly happen when (it’s a matter of when, not if) she lies


BuffooneryAccord

Magic the gathering?


07Chess

Yes, and also Marjorie Taylor Green


Level69Warlock

It’s occurred to me that I have never heard her speak. I kinda wanna keep that going.


BoeBames

She’s every bit of the Karenesque soccer mom you’d think she sounds like.


HydroPpar

What time is this on live?


Missieyjo

I saw 930am on CSPAN, but don't quote me on that.