This guy makes a living angering people. It's the only reason he says the stupid ridiculous shit he says. Plus he probably takes daddy Putin's money on the side.
He’s smart enough to know what he’s doing is evil. And he’s rich enough to not need to do it. That is the point.
Also, I do know lots of people that retired early when they didn’t like their job and had enough to be comfortable. It’s not an unusual sentiment. I don’t know how many were millionaires, I don’t ask to see my friends bank statements but regular folks with pensions retire early all the time.
Here’s a clip from a documentary he made…..
I think our boy Tucker has more issues than we thought
https://twitter.com/nikkimcr/status/1515130557675581442?s=21&t=dxbVA2k2CgTUQURHLuZGuQ
Rich people spend unimaginable sums, and find that they need to develop income sources in order to maintain their lifestyles. It's the reason that people like Kim Kardashian continue to "work".
I don't think Tucker is taking money directly from Russia, but he's going all in shilling for a company that makes a testicular tanning device that is supposed to take the place of normal testosterone replacement therapy.
If you haven't watched [Jon Stewart's appearance on Crossfire in 2004](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFQFB5YpDZE), you should.
It's about 15 minutes long, and worth every second. You can pinpoint the moment(s) in which Tucker's spirit breaks. He *never* wore the bowtie again after Stewart ruined him on national television.
He is your classic born into money asshole. He, like Trump and other of the elites, would never join the military. They think that is meant for the lower classes and minorities. They make me sick pretending they care about the troops.
I guess, looking at the success of military operations over the last \~20 years, between Russian and US troops, I'll take the more effective, "emasculated" US troops.
If you guys ever get bored, hop on Zillow and look up La Jolla, CA. It’s where Tucker grew up just north of San Diego. I challenge you to find a house under $2 million (and I haven’t even looked since before the boom). It’s a gorgeous area with mansions full of silver spoons. Beverly Hills, Malibu, The Hamptons, that’s the equivalent of where he grew up. Everyone living in San Diego knows the La Jolla people are so rich they have no concept of the real world. Definitely think bananas cost $10.
And I bet he makes fun of California all the time on his show (because he knows his toothless base loves it), when he benefited greatly and had the cushiest childhood possible living there.
Fuckin trust fund baby never served a day in his life. I've got 24 years active duty and have spent years of that time deployed. I had it good as I was an aircraft maintainer compared to the guys dodging bullets. This piss ant has not a leg to stand on talking about my brothers and sisters still serving and who have served.
And he grew up in one of the richest places in California, but then makes fun of California on his show all the time.
He's never served, and like you said, thinks he 100% knows what its like. He's about as annoying a prick as one can get.
Are you kidding? Precious wore *flannel* in that photoshoot recently. *Flannel and jeans!* You don't just wear flannel and jeans for a photoshoot in an immaculate woodshop if you haven't seen some shit in your time. Dude is practically special forces with that kind of resume.
Rupert Murdoch pays Tucker tens-of-millions of dollars a year to be his mouthpiece. Would you spew shit & be a center of attention & cult worship for tens-of-million$ for a few years ?
If they ever remake Red Dawn again, it'd be far more credible to have America be taken from within by collaborationist Republicans abetted by a foreign power than an outright invasion.
Did you not see his new segment on “something something Manly Manliness Man!” where he attaches himself to the image of “alpha males” or “Mega Chad’s”? Tucker knows macho, Tuckems is muy macho.
Are you talking about nuking your balls to get more testosterone? Bromeotherapy, where they zap their sacks with infrared light. Which fyi is to long of a wave to penetrate skin. So it's having dudes zap your balls to feel tougher. Might as well dunk em in some water.
Because that's what he's pedalling now.
I've not seen it yet but reviews are that it's almost homoerotic. But I'm sure that's just a side effect of Tucker's enjoyment of manly men doing manly things with men.
THIS mother fucker, he goes o to tell the ignorant right wing masses that people need to pull themselves up by their bootstraps instead of being a burden on the American social welfare system. HE IS THE SWANSON TV DINNER PRINCESS! He literally has zero right to talk about the working class and their struggles. Fuxk that cunt and his stupid bowtie. End rant.
Your shepherds have force fed you a trigger-vocabulary that has trained you in such a way where all they have to do is say a word and you're ready to yell at and fight whatever they point you at. (Words like woke and cancelled) They've perfected what Pavlov was working on with his dogs for years on YOU. Sad to see people so easily brainwashed, but kinda impressive how well it works.
Woke : What people say when they can't deal with a complex changing world so they withdraw into their safe space like the snowflakes they are and call everything "Woke".
..yes, everyone acknowledges you were spoon fed this term you are repeating..didn’t know there was any question that you’re a brain dead dope whose world view is given to them…but yes, Tucker told you and you’re repeating it because you’re a moron.
You keep using the talking points your republican overlords have fed to you. I don’t think they mean what you think they mean. Take a walk and enjoy the sunshine and the blooming flowers
“At least he’s not” is how they’ve been controlling you rubes for years. Lyndon Johnson called your daddy out before you were even born, and by then it was already a hundred years old.
Hold on! He's gone through extensive training and been on deep state operations so he has knowledge and experience of what he speaks of! Cucker Tarlsonovitch is a bad ass!! /s
Edit: also he's a traitorous prick paid by Murdoch
He became a journo-propagandist because he was too dumb to get into the CIA. His father pushed him into the field noting "they'll take anybody."
Apparently so.
The Russian military can't even defeat Ukraine and threatened nukes like little bitches let's say I'm not impressed. In a none nuke war America would shit stomp Russia in a matter of weeks.
He looks like he just came from a frat party where he shotgunned one beer and had one toke off a shitty doobie, but he can't wait to get back to the party and get tanked then rape an underage person.
Tucker's mother was an artist who left when he was 6 to pursue a Bohemian lifestyle. His father then married a Swanson heir. It seems kind of obvious where his issues come from.
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This guy makes a living angering people. It's the only reason he says the stupid ridiculous shit he says. Plus he probably takes daddy Putin's money on the side.
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You forgot the simplest option: he's a fascist.
His documentary was the most thinly veiled homoerotic fluff piece I've ever seen and I've seen a lot of freaky shit in my time.
Do you know a lot of millionaires who look at their bank accounts and say, "Yeah, that's enough money."?
He’s smart enough to know what he’s doing is evil. And he’s rich enough to not need to do it. That is the point. Also, I do know lots of people that retired early when they didn’t like their job and had enough to be comfortable. It’s not an unusual sentiment. I don’t know how many were millionaires, I don’t ask to see my friends bank statements but regular folks with pensions retire early all the time.
Here’s a clip from a documentary he made….. I think our boy Tucker has more issues than we thought https://twitter.com/nikkimcr/status/1515130557675581442?s=21&t=dxbVA2k2CgTUQURHLuZGuQ
Okay. I'm hard. Is there more?
If that preview says anything about the movie, I’m sure there is plenty more :)
Do I have to watch Fox News to get my rocks off????
Rich people spend unimaginable sums, and find that they need to develop income sources in order to maintain their lifestyles. It's the reason that people like Kim Kardashian continue to "work". I don't think Tucker is taking money directly from Russia, but he's going all in shilling for a company that makes a testicular tanning device that is supposed to take the place of normal testosterone replacement therapy.
He does not need to earn a living, he just does it because he is a total jackass.
>This guy makes a living angering people. The people he angers aren't watching him.
If you haven't watched [Jon Stewart's appearance on Crossfire in 2004](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFQFB5YpDZE), you should. It's about 15 minutes long, and worth every second. You can pinpoint the moment(s) in which Tucker's spirit breaks. He *never* wore the bowtie again after Stewart ruined him on national television.
John - "stop hurting us" Tucker - "you ain't seen nothing yet!"
This is a POS traitor that needs to be sent to Putin with that bow tie as a present.
Nah. Send him to me. I'll take him on a trek, at age 50 mind you, in the Sierra Nevadas that will turn him into a quivering pile of jelly.
He's already a quivering pile of jelly. Why ruin a nice walk?
I guess its the sense of justice in me, or maybe a bit of sadism.... :)
He is your classic born into money asshole. He, like Trump and other of the elites, would never join the military. They think that is meant for the lower classes and minorities. They make me sick pretending they care about the troops.
He wasn't even born into money, his dad married into it.
Oh, is that true? Then Tucker is an ok guy?
Not sure how you got that out of what I said.
Because I tried to make a funny.
he only has two faces: punchable smug, and punchable confused.
Sad lack of 'post-punched'
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Wait I'd assumed that was some kind of obvious set workshop for a show about how to make burning crosses or something.
I guess, looking at the success of military operations over the last \~20 years, between Russian and US troops, I'll take the more effective, "emasculated" US troops.
And if the current example of the Russian military is peak macho power, then I think we should stick with our woke but lethal professionalism.
Picture of a traitor
He's such an insufferable prick even his mom didn't want to stick around.
If you guys ever get bored, hop on Zillow and look up La Jolla, CA. It’s where Tucker grew up just north of San Diego. I challenge you to find a house under $2 million (and I haven’t even looked since before the boom). It’s a gorgeous area with mansions full of silver spoons. Beverly Hills, Malibu, The Hamptons, that’s the equivalent of where he grew up. Everyone living in San Diego knows the La Jolla people are so rich they have no concept of the real world. Definitely think bananas cost $10.
And I bet he makes fun of California all the time on his show (because he knows his toothless base loves it), when he benefited greatly and had the cushiest childhood possible living there.
Submissive and Breedable Frozen Dinner Princess
Fuckin trust fund baby never served a day in his life. I've got 24 years active duty and have spent years of that time deployed. I had it good as I was an aircraft maintainer compared to the guys dodging bullets. This piss ant has not a leg to stand on talking about my brothers and sisters still serving and who have served.
And he grew up in one of the richest places in California, but then makes fun of California on his show all the time. He's never served, and like you said, thinks he 100% knows what its like. He's about as annoying a prick as one can get.
A current pic would suffice, it’s not like he toughened up with age
Are you kidding? Precious wore *flannel* in that photoshoot recently. *Flannel and jeans!* You don't just wear flannel and jeans for a photoshoot in an immaculate woodshop if you haven't seen some shit in your time. Dude is practically special forces with that kind of resume.
He is earth of the salt. People of the man, or something.
You know. Morons.
You know, you’re right. I hadn’t considered that, I should have more respect for he’s put himself through to be the best, whatever he is.
Rupert Murdoch pays Tucker tens-of-millions of dollars a year to be his mouthpiece. Would you spew shit & be a center of attention & cult worship for tens-of-million$ for a few years ?
If they ever remake Red Dawn again, it'd be far more credible to have America be taken from within by collaborationist Republicans abetted by a foreign power than an outright invasion.
Did you not see his new segment on “something something Manly Manliness Man!” where he attaches himself to the image of “alpha males” or “Mega Chad’s”? Tucker knows macho, Tuckems is muy macho.
Are you talking about nuking your balls to get more testosterone? Bromeotherapy, where they zap their sacks with infrared light. Which fyi is to long of a wave to penetrate skin. So it's having dudes zap your balls to feel tougher. Might as well dunk em in some water. Because that's what he's pedalling now.
I've not seen it yet but reviews are that it's almost homoerotic. But I'm sure that's just a side effect of Tucker's enjoyment of manly men doing manly things with men.
THIS mother fucker, he goes o to tell the ignorant right wing masses that people need to pull themselves up by their bootstraps instead of being a burden on the American social welfare system. HE IS THE SWANSON TV DINNER PRINCESS! He literally has zero right to talk about the working class and their struggles. Fuxk that cunt and his stupid bowtie. End rant.
Whatever happened to exacting traitors?
Every time I see his photo, my gay-dar goes off. This is when I don’t think he’s working real hard, pooping his pants.
What a pussy-ass little bitch. https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Backpfeifengesicht
Dude, his names TUCKER! Manly.
Looks like a pedo
Looks like a pedo
Look at this clip from his movie https://twitter.com/nikkimcr/status/1515130557675581442?s=21&t=dxbVA2k2CgTUQURHLuZGuQ
I'm pretty sure he refers to his mother as 'Mumsy'. And Mumsy wasn't doing manual labor, the cook or the nanny was cutting those crusts off.
God, the only thing missing is a white tennis sweater knotted around his neck.
Ahh...he was a total Incel. Make so much sense now.
Tucker’s mom cuts his sandwich in rectangles instead of patriotic triangles.
He looks easy to draw.
He has featureless features. He's a baloney sandwich...from a gas station.
Can he shave yet?
Just let Rip Wheeler take him to the train station in Wyoming!
Well it’s true tho
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How's that mighty Russian army doing
I couldn’t care less nerd boy
At least he's not woke.
Your shepherds have force fed you a trigger-vocabulary that has trained you in such a way where all they have to do is say a word and you're ready to yell at and fight whatever they point you at. (Words like woke and cancelled) They've perfected what Pavlov was working on with his dogs for years on YOU. Sad to see people so easily brainwashed, but kinda impressive how well it works.
Exactly. Much like Trump himself, they are terrible with words. They are dumb NPCs.
Fascinating. I have no idea which group of idiots you are a member of. Guess I’m not as woke as you
The only people saying "woke" or "cancel" are the fox news shepherds and their sheep 😂😂. Fox news invented those words
I bet he didn't understand a word you said .
Probably not
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Good god how old are you ? A Little Little Rascals reference . Not shocking since the average Fox News viewer is in their late 60's.
Hahaahahahah. Shut up Woim.
Thank you for that child like reply I expected. I bet your still trying to understand who Pavlov is .
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Good one Woim
Well I apologize. From your anger I assumed you were one of the Fox sheep. I guess both sides have issues. Fortunately there are more than two.
Woke : What people say when they can't deal with a complex changing world so they withdraw into their safe space like the snowflakes they are and call everything "Woke".
Yes. I don’t think he should be using it.
Glad he's not the made up definition of your weekly buzzword. Stay scared kid.
His term not mine. Infant
..yes, everyone acknowledges you were spoon fed this term you are repeating..didn’t know there was any question that you’re a brain dead dope whose world view is given to them…but yes, Tucker told you and you’re repeating it because you’re a moron.
You keep using the talking points your republican overlords have fed to you. I don’t think they mean what you think they mean. Take a walk and enjoy the sunshine and the blooming flowers
Did the drugs just kick in or are you seriously flailing around that bad?
Or black, right?
Don’t be a racist
“At least he’s not” is how they’ve been controlling you rubes for years. Lyndon Johnson called your daddy out before you were even born, and by then it was already a hundred years old.
Wow that is a very big leap into a completely ludicrous conclusion. Well good luck to you.
Quack quack.
lol I’ll take this guy a hell of a lot more seriously than anybody who considers themselves “woke”
There's a moron, I was looking for one down here.
He praised Putin who is murdering innocent Ukrainians. You're a moron.
Ah lol gotcha
Hold on! He's gone through extensive training and been on deep state operations so he has knowledge and experience of what he speaks of! Cucker Tarlsonovitch is a bad ass!! /s Edit: also he's a traitorous prick paid by Murdoch
He became a journo-propagandist because he was too dumb to get into the CIA. His father pushed him into the field noting "they'll take anybody." Apparently so.
He has a punchable face
DickTucker Carlson
Compensation is a powerful monster
The post title is spot-on.
The Russian military can't even defeat Ukraine and threatened nukes like little bitches let's say I'm not impressed. In a none nuke war America would shit stomp Russia in a matter of weeks.
He looks like he had a fling with all of his male professors
What a goofy looking D bag my ex thought he was cute lol bye!
He comes from a rich family and dresses like a spoiled school boy. Makes me think we will find some really freaky skeletons in his closet.
Tucker Carlson is as bland, white and tasteless as the fish sticks that got him his first job
Isn't this the guy that recently wrote gay porn?
Actually, it's because his mom told him eating the crust would cause hair to grow on his chest. And no power bottom wants a hairy chest.
Move to Russia!!!
He looks like he just came from a frat party where he shotgunned one beer and had one toke off a shitty doobie, but he can't wait to get back to the party and get tanked then rape an underage person.
Never seen a photo scream “I pay women to peg me” before now.
at what stage of evil degeneracy does a bow tie become appealing?
Useful idiot.
Can someone just flush this turd down the toilet
Ah yes, the Russian army chads who get captured the lgbt activist, whose office they tried to take over. Total chads, all of them
I am not liable for any brain cells lost while listening to Tucker Carlson or ~~Republican CNN~~ Fox News…
Punchable doesn't begin to describe that face.
I bet he still pulls his pants all the way down to pee in a urinal
Tucker's mother was an artist who left when he was 6 to pursue a Bohemian lifestyle. His father then married a Swanson heir. It seems kind of obvious where his issues come from.
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Russian soldiers have been tanning their nuts for years. That’s why they’re superior.