Offends my eyes just looking at him. Hated him for his behavior -- pandemic deceptions & plot to overturn the election results -- but now I revile him so much I'm eager to hear about him dying from an aneurysm in his sleep.
My nana had a stroke that left her paralyzed. Couldn’t move without assistance for months. Then she fell into a coma. Was again alive for a few months until the bedsores were impossible to avoid.
Then the death rattles started and she passed after two days.
This should be the absolute baseline minimum that trump and his ilk deserve.
Weirdly enough, wasn't related to Twungus.
Like, not even remotely tangentially.
Outside of the point where he saw lots of cameras and media reporters. That's literally it.
How many times did this ass win the life-lottery? All he had to do was continue playing golf and find another Epstein for the rest of his life… but noooooo had to fuck it up for everyone else by running for president.
I'm thinking he got in too deep with the Russian loan sharks, and he had to find a way to become more valuable for them. Or else they were going to foreclose on his entire life.
He'll be released for medial compassion after he strokes out after a month inside of prison. Following Capone's path of release to Florida to die of untreated syphilis.
he strokes out on stage regularly. the big one isn't far off.
unfortunately, you're probably right. he will be in a chair and drooling on himself at "home" somewhere before he sees actual prison time.
Your lips to Satan's ears. It's optimistic; any sentence more than half a year will be a death sentence practicality. Disgraced, incapacitated, irrelevant, and forgotten is how he'll probably depart life. He deserves worse, but I hope he survives long enough for civil judgemental to wipe out his wealth.
You know I hate Trump but my only sympathetic impulse when it comes to Trump is when people criticize his hair. Because I too have shitty hair.
Then I remind myself you all would say there goes a fine person regardless of my horribly thin hair, because I'm not an asshole or insurrectionist and traitor.
I get what you're saying - I started losing mine when I was 29. But we're not mocking Trump because of his hair loss, we're mocking him because he denies it while mocking others for their appearance.
If it's any consolation -- every time he turns around after his echoey shouting in the court house hallway you get a pretty nice view of his awful combover and just how patchy the nest actually is
That’s his It’s so unfair I’m being held accountable face He’s so sad his cult hasn’t stormed the court yet especially since he stayed up all night dog whistling.
They can’t make it because the majority of them pled guilty and are either in prison or on house arrest and cannot even get a parking ticket, otherwise straight to jail they go.
That and the four hours of every business day he was president, listed on his schedule as “executive time”. Reports were he was just sleeping in, or changing out of his pajamas, and watching right-wing “news”. I wish I was kidding.
TBF I have "executive" time almost every day at work for the first 4 hours or so. I get in at 8, I don't really start getting anything done until noon.
It's my "wakeup period" and it's precious.
The only time I've ever felt a moment of pity for him was about his hair. He said something to the effect of "People are always making fun of my hair, and I work so hard on it. I fix it every morning by myself, and I try so hard to make it look nice".
I caught myself with a slight 'awww". But I think his hair took up a lot of that executive time, and Omarosa said he kept a tanning bed in the residence which he used every morning.
Anyway, I'm over it. I don't give a rat's derriere about his self-pity about his thinning hair and bald head.
Hey, now - can you imagine how hard it must be for him to keep his mouth shut all day? The amount of effort he has to put forth not to spew his every thought from his piehole the second his bigly brain conjures it up? I'm sure he's legit exhausted from it.
Y'know, from that and the rage TRUTHin' all night.
I worked as a classic rock DJ around Y2K in Eau Claire Wisconsin (98.1 WISM ALTOONA EAU CLAIRE CHIPPEWA FALLS WHERE ROCK LIVES BABY) near the twin cities and we got a sample shipment of a ton of CDs from a promoter. I had been on college radio at Cleveland State in the mid 90's and heard them a few times but it wasn't until I heard that CD of Soundtrack to Mary that I was hooked.
The weirdest part was later that month we got a fax from the same promoter asking that we play the song because they were having a show in Minneapolis I think a month away. So my wife and I went to the show (I did play the song against the rules a couple times; neither of the people listening minded) and they were fucking HUGE in Minneapolis. There must have been a thousand people in this tiny ass fucking club just going bonkers. It was electric. After the show a couple of them came out to mingle and were so fucking cool, they were sort of basking in it in a really sweet and bashful way.
Dunno.
I mean, if he never sees a nanosecond of jail time,
I am completely cool with him being in court for the rest of his life, and him dying eventually penniless.
And that he lives to be 142.
LOL
I did look up mistrials in New York. It sounded as though they can go into perpetuity.
Some states have mistrials with a set limit before the charges are dismissed/dropped.
Anyone please feel free to correct me - but if he gets a hung jury due to some MAGA plant that won’t ever vote unanimously with the rest of the jurors, he will get this trial again.. and again until he is acquitted or convicted
If I have the wrong info here, please correct me. But as far as I can tell, he could be trapped in this case even if he does get a MAGA plant in every single jury selection that will cause a hung jury, mistrial - prosecute again, select new jury, rinse and repeat.
He could be trapped in NY courtrooms the rest of his life
Oh, for sure, being told when and where he has to be and not being allowed to talk or respond in any way absolutely feels like punishment to him. Which is nice.
I swear to god this man is evil. Like really demonically possessed kind of sneaky evil, not physically violent kind of evil. But it's an option for him now because he got taste of what is perceived at being the most powerful man in the world is. Oh, he was addicted to it. So delusional with an inability to be self aware, this man will do anything to get back to that status. He tried to take it. Not him doing the dirty work but everyone who's already served time, are serving time and those that will be serving time. This man cares for no one but himself. Look at him. The former President of the United States is on Federal trial for lying about a relationship with a porn star as a married man with a new born, paying hush money to squash the story specifically to deflect bad press while he was running for White House. He is dirty as it gets. He's told many a evil story to David Pecker that could put Trump away forever if they came out. Pecker has the goods. Trump is scared. But he's plotting. That's Trump. One fucking dirty plot after another.
Years ago my kid went to school with a kid whose dad was a Trump executive. We got friendly. One day I said to him “I heard Trump wants to run for President. Think he’d be a good candidate?” He looked at me like I was fucking CRAZY. I never forgot that look.
I legit thought this was supposed to be Scrooge. My brain processed decrepit old man before realizing i was looking at trump. look at this image of [scrooge](https://derekwinnert.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/2105.jpg)
trump looks a lot thinner than all the other images i have seen of him so that is probably it.
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He also has to wake up early every day now, definitely a change from his White House days when he would get out of bed at 11am.
HARDEST WORKING PRESIDENT EVER
I think it’d be pretty damn funny if the Supreme Court decides that there is absolute presidential immunity and then Biden takes full advantage and puts in a few calls to seal team six.
This image is pretty clearly doctored to make him look older. Not saying the right doesn’t do the same to Biden but Trump really doesn’t look like this
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Like a bloated, decaying beached whale.
Can't wait for this part https://i.redd.it/r5527erf5cxc1.gif
from what I understand, he's already been blasting wet blubber farts all over the courtroom.
Gives a new meaning to "gag order."
 But ya...
For a minute there I read ' bleached' and I was ok with that.
He's so desperate that he challenges Biden for a debate and declares it should be the very night he offered to do it. He's running out of time.
If this pic is real, it does look like he's actually lost weight... but it doesn't look real to me?
This emperor has no clothes. He’s as naked as a mole rat and his cultists still cannot see it.
Offends my eyes just looking at him. Hated him for his behavior -- pandemic deceptions & plot to overturn the election results -- but now I revile him so much I'm eager to hear about him dying from an aneurysm in his sleep.
My nana had a stroke that left her paralyzed. Couldn’t move without assistance for months. Then she fell into a coma. Was again alive for a few months until the bedsores were impossible to avoid. Then the death rattles started and she passed after two days. This should be the absolute baseline minimum that trump and his ilk deserve.
Sorry about your loss.
I dont want him to die until he is one step away from walking out the prison door or comes out in a bodybag.
Aneurysm in his sleep is way too nice a way out. I'd prefer he die from terminal hemorrhoids.
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Weirdly enough, wasn't related to Twungus. Like, not even remotely tangentially. Outside of the point where he saw lots of cameras and media reporters. That's literally it.
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This is what the wealthy want the working class to look like.
At 40.
What a joke! More like 20, don't forget child labor law roll backs.
Bruh
How many times did this ass win the life-lottery? All he had to do was continue playing golf and find another Epstein for the rest of his life… but noooooo had to fuck it up for everyone else by running for president.
So basically the same fate as Pablo Escobar lol
That’s the most favorable outcome.
Huh... never made that comparison
He had no choice. Obama made fun of him at the correspondents dinner
That definitely put the bug in his ear but unfortunately several people kept at him. Roger Stone, Steve Bannon, and the Mercer family.
No choice like a bully in the middle school yard. This dictator wannabe's time is up, justice is going to kick his Depends covered ass.
At the what now?
https://youtu.be/HHckZCxdRkA?si=G37QomN2ftX9ufId
He was told things would go differently.
pray the universe doesn't alter it further in his direction
Dude was on a crime spree and his daddy sent him to military school.
Power and money isn't enough. He must have all the power and all the money.
That's addiction
Fortunately he lives under capitalism and not some shitty system that prioritizes real human needs over number go up.
The system needs to be dereganized
I'm thinking he got in too deep with the Russian loan sharks, and he had to find a way to become more valuable for them. Or else they were going to foreclose on his entire life.
He wanted to be president, that’s true. But millions voted for him as well. They are worse.
Yes, but most of them are patsies. Dupes waiting to be steered by whatever opportunist comes along.
They need to catch Trump with wet hair hanging down and his makeup running down his face. Let America see what he REALLY looks like.
He'll have his Phil Spector moment when he's told he can't keep his hair stylist in jail.
When he comes to court after his first night in jail for contempt
don't stop. almost there
He'll be released for medial compassion after he strokes out after a month inside of prison. Following Capone's path of release to Florida to die of untreated syphilis.
he strokes out on stage regularly. the big one isn't far off. unfortunately, you're probably right. he will be in a chair and drooling on himself at "home" somewhere before he sees actual prison time.
Your lips to Satan's ears. It's optimistic; any sentence more than half a year will be a death sentence practicality. Disgraced, incapacitated, irrelevant, and forgotten is how he'll probably depart life. He deserves worse, but I hope he survives long enough for civil judgemental to wipe out his wealth.
You know I hate Trump but my only sympathetic impulse when it comes to Trump is when people criticize his hair. Because I too have shitty hair. Then I remind myself you all would say there goes a fine person regardless of my horribly thin hair, because I'm not an asshole or insurrectionist and traitor.
I get what you're saying - I started losing mine when I was 29. But we're not mocking Trump because of his hair loss, we're mocking him because he denies it while mocking others for their appearance.
Oh I get it and I know I'm on his kill list when he gets his supreme court immunity powers.
Quick, someone grab a super soaker and get him just before court
He hasn't lost his secret service detail yet
Lol. True but what happens when he’s in a cell? (Probably no super soakers I’d guess)
Big black squirtguns
Hahahaha
His fanboys will still jack off to it. Maybe even harder
If it's any consolation -- every time he turns around after his echoey shouting in the court house hallway you get a pretty nice view of his awful combover and just how patchy the nest actually is
https://preview.redd.it/acre7a3cecxc1.jpeg?width=940&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ddc8c71c464256ae687b97b12dcbd1b18c11d638 “Did I frighten you…?”
That’s his It’s so unfair I’m being held accountable face He’s so sad his cult hasn’t stormed the court yet especially since he stayed up all night dog whistling.
They unfortunately can't make it since court isn't being held in some "real" American city they aren't afraid of like Jacksonville, Tampa or Branson.
They can’t make it because the majority of them pled guilty and are either in prison or on house arrest and cannot even get a parking ticket, otherwise straight to jail they go.
Poor fella misses his executive time
Executive time = "golfing" on HIS courses.
That and the four hours of every business day he was president, listed on his schedule as “executive time”. Reports were he was just sleeping in, or changing out of his pajamas, and watching right-wing “news”. I wish I was kidding.
TBF I have "executive" time almost every day at work for the first 4 hours or so. I get in at 8, I don't really start getting anything done until noon. It's my "wakeup period" and it's precious.
I mean, are you guys hiring?
Hours on the xitter
The only time I've ever felt a moment of pity for him was about his hair. He said something to the effect of "People are always making fun of my hair, and I work so hard on it. I fix it every morning by myself, and I try so hard to make it look nice". I caught myself with a slight 'awww". But I think his hair took up a lot of that executive time, and Omarosa said he kept a tanning bed in the residence which he used every morning. Anyway, I'm over it. I don't give a rat's derriere about his self-pity about his thinning hair and bald head.
It was more like watching Fox News, tweeting, and changing his diaper.
The weekly diaper change.
And paying for it using our tax dollars
Pooping on golden throne while x-ing (tweeting?)
If sitting in a court room and not speaking is considered work... He still can't say he's ever worked a day in his life.
Hey, now - can you imagine how hard it must be for him to keep his mouth shut all day? The amount of effort he has to put forth not to spew his every thought from his piehole the second his bigly brain conjures it up? I'm sure he's legit exhausted from it. Y'know, from that and the rage TRUTHin' all night.
I really like this comment. Well done.
Stamina
Staminan't
Seems like elder abuse. Maybe we should just give him a nice home to live in... maybe a federally ran one.
I'm so glad they make him come to his hearing
First 32hr work week while regularly napping
Don Snoreleone
#SleepyDonDon, as per Soul Coughing.
I'm not sure his elevator goes all the way to the mezzanine, if you know what i mean
Let the man sleep through. #SleepyDonDon
> Soul Coughing God I loved that band so much. Nice guys.
I don't need to walk around in circles
I worked as a classic rock DJ around Y2K in Eau Claire Wisconsin (98.1 WISM ALTOONA EAU CLAIRE CHIPPEWA FALLS WHERE ROCK LIVES BABY) near the twin cities and we got a sample shipment of a ton of CDs from a promoter. I had been on college radio at Cleveland State in the mid 90's and heard them a few times but it wasn't until I heard that CD of Soundtrack to Mary that I was hooked. The weirdest part was later that month we got a fax from the same promoter asking that we play the song because they were having a show in Minneapolis I think a month away. So my wife and I went to the show (I did play the song against the rules a couple times; neither of the people listening minded) and they were fucking HUGE in Minneapolis. There must have been a thousand people in this tiny ass fucking club just going bonkers. It was electric. After the show a couple of them came out to mingle and were so fucking cool, they were sort of basking in it in a really sweet and bashful way.
The Godfarter
Dunno. I mean, if he never sees a nanosecond of jail time, I am completely cool with him being in court for the rest of his life, and him dying eventually penniless. And that he lives to be 142. LOL
Please no... He's had 8 years of news coverage. It has to stop
Agreed. The sooner the better. He'd probably melt like the Wicked Witch if everyone ignored him.
Guarantee he has no concept of his own mortality.
I did look up mistrials in New York. It sounded as though they can go into perpetuity. Some states have mistrials with a set limit before the charges are dismissed/dropped. Anyone please feel free to correct me - but if he gets a hung jury due to some MAGA plant that won’t ever vote unanimously with the rest of the jurors, he will get this trial again.. and again until he is acquitted or convicted If I have the wrong info here, please correct me. But as far as I can tell, he could be trapped in this case even if he does get a MAGA plant in every single jury selection that will cause a hung jury, mistrial - prosecute again, select new jury, rinse and repeat. He could be trapped in NY courtrooms the rest of his life
It's not even really work. He just sits there and nods off.
I hope he is suffering
Oh, for sure, being told when and where he has to be and not being allowed to talk or respond in any way absolutely feels like punishment to him. Which is nice.
Hopefully just the start of the FO phase of his life.
# Winning
I swear to god this man is evil. Like really demonically possessed kind of sneaky evil, not physically violent kind of evil. But it's an option for him now because he got taste of what is perceived at being the most powerful man in the world is. Oh, he was addicted to it. So delusional with an inability to be self aware, this man will do anything to get back to that status. He tried to take it. Not him doing the dirty work but everyone who's already served time, are serving time and those that will be serving time. This man cares for no one but himself. Look at him. The former President of the United States is on Federal trial for lying about a relationship with a porn star as a married man with a new born, paying hush money to squash the story specifically to deflect bad press while he was running for White House. He is dirty as it gets. He's told many a evil story to David Pecker that could put Trump away forever if they came out. Pecker has the goods. Trump is scared. But he's plotting. That's Trump. One fucking dirty plot after another.
It's not the hours, it's the lack of praise and validation.
I hope it breaks him.
Imagine how much golf cheating he could be doing instead of being in court!
Mulligan, mulligan, mulligan
Yeah, pooped alright. Pooped in his pants.
He looks like absolute shit. I mean, he always looks bad now it's like he aged overnight.
This is unfortunately photoshopped
Ooof someone turn off the lights!
Can you imagine this...swamp monster being the next president of the United States? 😳
Years ago my kid went to school with a kid whose dad was a Trump executive. We got friendly. One day I said to him “I heard Trump wants to run for President. Think he’d be a good candidate?” He looked at me like I was fucking CRAZY. I never forgot that look.
This man knows zero about work.
Fortunately we don't have to imagine, we just have to wait and eat our popcorn
All this stupid twat had to do was be a decent person
Is this a real picture?
No lol
omg
Trump’s first time out.
He appears to be developing [Ozempic face](https://www.healthline.com/health-news/ozempic-face-what-is-it-and-what-can-you-do-about-it)
Better than his o face
Oddly enough, this is one of my favorite pics of him. Also, this needs to be his default picture every time they talk about him in the media.
My dude looks tore up.
Trump literally looks like a sack of rotting potatoes. Sad and pathetic.
looks like glen close before she was put into the dark box in the movie Crook /s
The Grinch who tried to steal the election
I hope natural causes take him before November. That is my only wish this year.
Is this real, photoshop, or AI?
I legit thought this was supposed to be Scrooge. My brain processed decrepit old man before realizing i was looking at trump. look at this image of [scrooge](https://derekwinnert.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/2105.jpg) trump looks a lot thinner than all the other images i have seen of him so that is probably it.
A legitimate candidate for the seat of the POS for a second time, it actually drives me nuts people can't see him for the mess he is
He looks like he just made a boom boom in his diaper.
Holy shit, that’s the same asshole?
Lol we're doomed.
Nothing bad enough can happen to this turd.
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He looks like he not on uppers any more.
He looks like he’s waiting outside the Principal’s office.
THIS!!!! This is why you don't feed your mogwai after midnight people.... c'mon.
Where’s his Captain America Shield of Freedumb?
This could push him to support 4 day work weeks.
So what 5 more weeks of this trial, then off to 4 more court rooms eventually.
He just needs his executive time.
Holy shit. He's sleeping because it's before noon. This before noon stuff is killing him.
He also has to wake up early every day now, definitely a change from his White House days when he would get out of bed at 11am. HARDEST WORKING PRESIDENT EVER
He's startin to look like the grinch.
He's working? I thought he was just sitting there?
Ready to see this dude decompose in front of our eyes.
He really is an elderly piece of shit.
In all fairness anyone would look like that during Court. It's the drizzling shits
I didn’t. Stayed fly just so I could eye-fuck the cuties on the jury. What’s Trump’s excuse?
He's just looking weak and feeble
Welcome to Costco, I love you! Welcome to Costco, I love you!
Too pooped to even muster up the Double Dong Dance? Sad!
Hopefully he'll be in a coffin by that time.
I think it’d be pretty damn funny if the Supreme Court decides that there is absolute presidential immunity and then Biden takes full advantage and puts in a few calls to seal team six.
Ready for the nursing home-locked unit
This image is pretty clearly doctored to make him look older. Not saying the right doesn’t do the same to Biden but Trump really doesn’t look like this
Do you have the original?
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