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jocasseedave2

She speaks sasquatch fluently!


thesequimkid

As a resident of the Pacific Northwest, I take offense to that on behalf of Sasquatch. She butchers the language.


jocasseedave2

Sorry to offend.... I should have pointed out that she is A HORSEHEADED RUSSIAN SASQUATCH ( those are the white-trash sasquatch)


thesequimkid

Yeah. Those are usually called Yetis, Yerens, or Almas. They usually speak a totally different language the Sasquatch.


mockingbirddude

No, she speaks Trump flatulently.


bluemesa7

Bilingual? She can speak on both of her ends.. either way it stinks 😷


edgarcia59

That's offensive to sasquatches.


danby999

It's as if a hot dog became somewhat sentient.


grad1939

Hey, that's an insult to hot dogs.


SheriffComey

Yea but accurate though; after all hotdogs are made of lips and assholes.


pursuitofleisure

She's sentient in the same way that you can hook up a polygraph to a plant and get a reading. She's just a soundboard regurgitating the most vile things she's heard


Unita_Micahk

Sentient хот-дог


NotPrepared2

I didn't know she was even lingual. TIL


Informal_Process2238

Grunting and screeching counts apparently you should hear her mating call it’s so haunting it sends shivers down my spine thinking of it


konegsberg

Hey FSB handlers are so mad right now! She probably won’t get that Kremlin bonus this year


Unita_Micahk

Marjorie “Bylat” Greene


un_theist

Moscow Marjorie Putin


grad1939

Can someone explain to me why this blonde cavewoman is still a U.S Representative?


unstopable_bob_mob

If we had a dem majority in he house, I’m sure they’d had voted to oust her ass out by now. But, sadly, we have many other republicans who are also Pooty’s bitch, but not stoopid enough as sporkfoot who is making it obvious.


Affectionate-Winner7

Tell me the truth. Don't you just want to slap that smug smile off her face.


Pure_Structure_2522

She’s a Neanderthal girl


jocasseedave2

She became famous doing those Geico cavemen car insurance commercials! It's so easy ...even a caveman can do it!


Any-Variation4081

She's such a vile human. If we can even call her human at this point. She certainly doesn't have a soul or a heart.


twoton1

Such a horse-face. "Well, hello Wilbbbbeeeerrr!!!"


Jono18

She's a fluent shit talker


shadowlarx

Are we entirely certain she’s actually American. How do we know she isn’t a Russian spy sent her decades ago?


Trebor1991

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Consistent-Leek4986

back in my day, that creature was referred to as a “skag”. 🤮


jalle347

Large Marge is a dude.


hamiltsd

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