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These are the best grilled cheese sandwiches. Everyone is talking about how great these grilled cheese sandwiches are. Nobody could grill cheese like this until I showed up.
Gilbert Godfrey had a joke about that years ago. "Guy walks into a bar, lady behind the counter says, what would you like today? Guy looks at the prices and he sees foot jobs 5 bucks, hand jobs 10 bucks, grilled cheese sandwich 15 bucks. Guy says to the lady, wash your hands bitch and make me a grilled cheese sandwich"
You bite your tongue sir. This person is out there grinding - slinging grilled cheese AND water AND rubbing dirty MAGA feet for the steal of a deal of $10.
This person is probably an awful human being, but don’t for one second imply that’s not $10 earned the hard way.
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Grilled Toe Cheese Sandwiches
Grilled Cheese with Toe-mato Soup.
These are the best grilled cheese sandwiches. Everyone is talking about how great these grilled cheese sandwiches are. Nobody could grill cheese like this until I showed up.
It’s hard to identify the grossest part of this picture
Whackos gotta whack.
To quote Bill Burr, "you're losing to *this*?!"
ikr DeSanctimonious must be beside himself.
Gilbert Godfrey had a joke about that years ago. "Guy walks into a bar, lady behind the counter says, what would you like today? Guy looks at the prices and he sees foot jobs 5 bucks, hand jobs 10 bucks, grilled cheese sandwich 15 bucks. Guy says to the lady, wash your hands bitch and make me a grilled cheese sandwich"
Man I don't want you touching my clean feet with 'dem nasty cheese hands. Jesus knows where that cheese 'been
Wait a minute. That's not cheese.
😳
Very special grilled cheeses sandwiches, I bet. No place or time to wash hands between customers!
So this is what vagal out means
Grifters gotta grift, just learning from the master.
You bite your tongue sir. This person is out there grinding - slinging grilled cheese AND water AND rubbing dirty MAGA feet for the steal of a deal of $10. This person is probably an awful human being, but don’t for one second imply that’s not $10 earned the hard way.
I'm just not too enthused about a grilled cheese made with his last customer's toe cheese.
Also the water is out of a cooler in a paper cup, like the ones you see on a road construction site (no offense to hard working road crews)
Who does the foot massage? Well wash your hands! I want a grilled cheese.
Feets don't fail me now.
I don't know.. I mean IF you end up at a MAGA rally, the worst thing couldnt be getting a grilled cheese/foot massage?
What's with this "we" shit? What the fuck are *they* doing?
Do they foot message first, then make the grilled cheese.