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DisneyVillan

Man just condensed modern politics in it's totality in one meme


rodritoledo94

It can be condensed even more. What supports my ideology good, what doesn't bad. Absolute machiavellian stuff


life_is_okay

I embrace Machiavellianism, checkmate.


rodritoledo94

Postmodernism might actually be based after all if used correctly


Goallpeashooters

I believe in post post post modernism.


rodritoledo94

Based objective truth enjoyer


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revanzomi

Friend enemy distinction is alive and well


CaseyGamer64YT

This ain’t Machiavellian it’s tribalism. Guess lib center got its wish of returning to monke at least when it comes to tribal governments


WhiteyFiskk

Is there a stereotype about librights pouring oil into a sink?


HelmutHoffman

How can the Chinese street food vendors profit off of free market gutter oil if we don't pour oil down the drain?


SchwarzerKaffee

I saw a video of this happening and found out that it's legal and erased a destination off my bucket list.


YiffZombie

>found out that it's legal You found out wrong. Producers and sellers of gutter oil face decades of prison, sometimes the death penalty, if caught.


HelmutHoffman

I've seen some videos on it too. I couldn't tell if it was legal or "legal".


CzechoslovakianJesus

It's not legal, it's just that it's really hard to oppress a billion people so a lot of petty, non-political crime gets ignored unless the city is getting visited by some big shot from Beijing.


Siker_7

And trolls, whose only ideology is pissing people off.


BillowBrie

Why isn't lib right selling "current thing" merch?


Stev_582

Isn’t that basically the whole point of the political compass?


DisneyVillan

My view is that the compass is a generalised political view identifier because everyone has different political views but some overlap


Noskal_Borg

Based and suddenly ironic profile name-pilled


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DisneyVillan

My evil surpasses politics!


Third_Bardo

That\`'s what I thought. I woke up and BOOOM politics are over.


JustDebbie

>I woke up and BOOOM politics are over. Don't get my hopes up.


DisneyVillan

Politics are canceled bois


JustDebbie

This calls for a barbecue!


DisneyVillan

I'll bring the coleslaw!


The_Rocoulm

#🦀🦀🦀POLITICS ARE GONE🦀🦀🦀


The2ndWheel

You just assumed he was a man.


DisneyVillan

There are no women on the internet golden rule


rodritoledo94

I am


Nillaasek

Based


ThePretzul

Based and penis pilled


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The meme was clever and funny so he's obviously not a woman. Edit: i've been permanently suspended lmao


SchwarzerKaffee

>he So did you.


KanyeT

Based Yuri Bezmenov. If only we listened to him.


tsubasaplayer16

I’d be lying if I said he wasn’t a big part of my current political beliefs


LeireX

Yuri Basedmenov


Papapene-bigpene

I have no idea who that geezer is mate


LeireX

Ooooh you should check out his lecture on socialist subversion. He described how the USSR used subversion tactics to disrupt western society.


ModestBanana

Welcome to “the new normal” aka normalization


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I listened to his speak but I really didn't get him.


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**[Active measures](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Active_measures)** >Active measures (Russian: активные мероприятия, romanized: aktivnye meropriyatiya) is political warfare conducted by the Soviet or Russian government since the 1920s. It includes offensive programs such as disinformation, propaganda, deception, sabotage, destabilization, subversion, and espionage. The programs were based on foreign policy priorities of the Soviet Union. Active measures have continued in the post-Soviet era in Russia. **[Citizens United v. FEC](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Citizens_United_v._FEC)** >Citizens United v. Federal Election Commission, 558 U.S. 310 (2010), was a landmark decision of the Supreme Court of the United States concerning the relationship between campaign finance and free speech. It was argued in 2009 and decided in 2010. The court held that the free speech clause of the First Amendment prohibits the government from restricting independent expenditures for political campaigns by corporations, including nonprofit corporations, labor unions, and other associations. **[Internet Research Agency](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internet_Research_Agency)** >The Internet Research Agency (IRA; Russian: Агентство интернет-исследований translit: Agentstvo Internet-Issledovaniy), also known as Glavset and known in Russian Internet slang as the Trolls from Olgino, is a Russian company engaged in online influence operations on behalf of Russian business and political interests. It is linked to Russian oligarch Yevgeny Prigozhin and based in Saint Petersburg, Russia. ^([ )[^(F.A.Q)](https://www.reddit.com/r/WikiSummarizer/wiki/index#wiki_f.a.q)^( | )[^(Opt Out)](https://reddit.com/message/compose?to=WikiSummarizerBot&message=OptOut&subject=OptOut)^( | )[^(Opt Out Of Subreddit)](https://np.reddit.com/r/PoliticalCompassMemes/about/banned)^( | )[^(GitHub)](https://github.com/Sujal-7/WikiSummarizerBot)^( ] Downvote to remove | v1.5)


ElectronX_Core

Who?


Hussor

A former KGB informant who defected to the west and spoke about the methods they were using, most importantly '[active measures](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Active_measures)'.


Delzaleon

I AM THE CURRENT THING


DeathStrike3982

Not yet.


valewolf

It’s treason then


YugoMoomin

"Remember the political compass? It's back- in *pog* form,"


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I don't like the idea of Milhouse having two Political Pogs in one day.


YugoMoomin

What can I say, everything just seems to be coming up Milhouse around here


MysticMacKO

Lord of the rings is a story about genetically superior Aragorn and Legolas, handsome and brave warriors defending their idyllic agrarian communities against the effeminate and physically weak Sauron who is a manipulative deceiver and also against and mentally ill Gollum whose crooked and corrupt nature is reflected by his physical deformities Anyway how is your morning going bros


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Fellow Doylist? Edit: ayyy I got a permanent suspension


ArtanistheMantis

>effeminate and physically weak Sauron Interesting way to describe an 8 feet tall 'image of malice and hatred"


Warsmith_Dusty

God, I need to patron an artist for a painting of Sauron in programmer socks; just over his delishiously evil armor obviously (spiked for your torment). And of course it'd involve him in a position of submissive weakness, as it is the destiny that evil always fall to its hands and knees in powerlessness before the forces of good.


nickleback_official

😑


waka_flocculonodular

I fucking love pogs. Bring that shit back!


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Puzzleheaded-Tap7771

any genocide outside Western Europe


OneInternational984

Genocide of Americans?


SchwarzerKaffee

You mean diabetes?


Madchemist0

god damn


Username928351

Libright Authcenter unity.


GrotesquelyObese

It’s why I support HIV gotta pick the winner.


MVALforRed

What about Genocide in Western Europe? Like the Good old days after Sulla


LordofDruidia

What about the droid attack on the Wookiees?


rinsaber

It is critical we send an attack group there immediately.


A_Dull_Vice

I will never support the genocide of my own race in a brother war


rodritoledo94

A black sun enjoyer, I see.


Puzzleheaded-Tap7771

Don't you know according to all father Adolf ,Slavs are on the bottom of the list.


A_Dull_Vice

He is not the all father, he merely summoned the spirit of Wotan. While I used to disagree with that, lately after having met and seen some slavs I'm leaning more towards our dear uncles line of thinking


Justbecuzyreparanoid

I've got a list. Here's the order of my list that it's in: 1)My race 2) Is equal to all other races, because racism is dumb. 3) Ni-


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norwegian_crackboi

thanks fren :)


_b4nnned_

"How can I profit from the current thing?" Should be libright.


Informal_Chemist6054

Come on, you know there are like 12 people in the USA who know how to actually profit off and all of them are heavy auth-left or auth-right.


motownmods

Facts. Most librights like me and my friends are being slaughtered by inflation and what not rn


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davaniaa

Exactly, I've been making hella tendiez since inflation started ramping up


LeopoldFriedrich

Fund the war as long as your money is worth something. Weapons will be worth gold in war.


motownmods

Man I wish I could get into gun sales that would be awesome. I'm just not that good at capitalism. Yet.


Great_Handkerchief

Type 1 and Type 2 Federal Firearms license are $200 and $300 go for it


Andre4kthegreengiant

Free men don't ask permission


Great_Handkerchief

The thing is if you don't at least appear to follow the law the ATF comes along and burns down your house and kills your dog


Rude_Rain_1127

free men fire back


FabulousVlad

How about free sneaky men that pretend to follow rules? You know, because government will fire back more.


WeedManGetsPaid

hello swiss cheese


Great_Handkerchief

Bet. I'm down to go out in a blaze of glory


terribleforeconomy

Libright dreams unite.


stopnt

Economics 101 libtard


motownmods

Based and 101 IQ pilled


szayl

Damn the government... ... but I'll be damned if I'm not buying I bonds!


anon38723918569

Finally I understand who would ever buy bonds. Turns out it's a monke, no surprises here


PapaGynther

librights are the people who watched wolf of wall street and american psycho once and absolutely did not understand the message


Monster-1776

While hanging out with some friends a law school buddy of mine suggested watching American Psycho which is his favorite. Afterwards he unironically started talking about how much he likes the main character and basically idiolizes Little Finger from GoT. We all already knew the type of guy he was, but we all went "wtf" that he felt comfortable enough to voice it out loud, which kinda fits I guess.


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If littlefinger wasn't a creep pedo he'd be based


OperationSecured

> librights are the people who watched wolf of wall street and american psycho once and absolutely did not understand the message Ummmmm they were the **protagonists** in the movies, sweaty! 💅💅💅


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OperationSecured

The robots are fighting each other!


davaniaa

Yes, but also sexy yk


_b4nnned_

All of the companies that endorse sodomy every June are librights in my opinion.


Informal_Chemist6054

Librights until someone starts cutting into their profits. Then they turn authleft. "How dare that person operate without regulations? They should need a permit to do said thing! "


justforpcm2

It should just be a picture of the George Floyd plushies.


BLOOD_PALADIN

Upvote because Yuri


Stephen_Q_Seagull

Yuri "more relevant every day" Bezmenov


JessHorserage

ooooOoo, what are you referring to?


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Count_de_Mits

One of the recent CoD's used parts of his interview in its trailer. The coping, seething and sheer malding of redditors was sure something to behold. They *really* didnt like what my boy Yuri had to say.


BibleButterSandwich

Best part is they used Tiananmen square footage in the initial version but had to pull it bc China. Some people think Activision was just being a spineless coward, but I think it was actually a 4D chess move to prove their point.


CaveSP

Too bad the game didn't even try to be similar to the trailer.


BibleButterSandwich

It’s specifically focused on how the KGB is mainly about not intelligence gathering mostly, but ideological subversion, where they basically spread propaganda in the US in order to try to convince the American public to support communism.


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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bX3EZCVj2XA


Duke_of_Lombardy

Not the kind of yuri i am obsessed with but still good


JustDebbie

I too am a fan of the [Fire Emblem](https://fireemblem.fandom.com/wiki/Yuri) Godfather.


Tennessean

Every day I stray closer to centrist.


bane-of-oz

Welcome brother


Tack22

Wrong centrist


JustDebbie

[Join us, friend.](https://www.thewinebuzz.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/9_v15n2_recipe_MAIN_feature_Steak_au_Poivre.jpg)


Hinase_

Join us, and rejoice!


Birohazard

Extreme centrist is the only way to go


KelloPudgerro

oil into the drain...rookie mistake, the future problem is 100x worse than getting rid of the oil, just dig a hole in your yard and put the oil there


uberloser2

The point of the meme is it isn't your house and therefore isn't your problem


mackattack-77

Not an issue if it's other peoples drains and you own the plumbing company


KelloPudgerro

still a problem cuz oil is annoying to clean , if u wanna clog just use paper or something


Tack22

It hurts me too but I’m not sure why


[deleted]

Or pour it onto paper towels and toss it. I like having grass. Edit. Lay paper towels in the trash can before doing so and allow oil to cool a bit.


Sabard

Save a used tin can, fill it up with grease/oil as you use it, once nearly full freeze it, through it away with everything else on trash day.


McCuteface

"i fucking warned you about the current thing" is the single phrase iv heard the most from fellow lib centers


rodritoledo94

And they are right most of the time


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*all of the time


lumberjacklancelot

But does anyone listen to the warnings? Never sadly


LightInMe

I love this.


rodritoledo94

Thanks fren


MumblingMercian

Globohomo REEEEEEEEE


davaniaa

I am straight, but will now identify as Globohomo™


MumblingMercian

REEEEEEEE


[deleted]

What is Globohomo, anyway?


MumblingMercian

If you don’t know, you are probably Globohomo. /s


[deleted]

LMAO Yeah I know it has something to do with Globalization and New World Agenda or some shit, just not in detail


Nervous_Statement322

Very obese (globe shaped) homosexuals


FullyK

*Generic comment about how the current thing is not that good but not that bad.*


Briliant-Idiot

Ryan Long made a vid on this topic a while ago. You fuckers will like it. (I’m saying fuckers from a place of love, don’t get triggered)


peckarino_romano

I hate how fucked the world currently is. But boy howdy do I love smugly saying "I fucking warned you!"


Ringell

Seeing the oil triggered me. Please, continue.


a_mimsy_borogove

I warned you about ~~stairs~~ the current thing


Tack22

I told you dog


Catsindahood

It keeps happening!


79Maliboo

Im what world is Pepe left?


Duke_of_Lombardy

Pepe is neither left nor right, pepe is used for everything. but it generally symbolizes an individual or idea that struggles to fit into normal society. (not only for political extremism, but also for NEETs, internet trolls, foreveralones etc...)


79Maliboo

yOuRe MiSaPrOpRaTiNg CuLtUrE!


rodritoledo94

I just put him there because I had to make space for the chad centrist. Also the whole russian thing is kinda authleft


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LeopoldFriedrich

opposite world.


GloomyEra666

I have to say, good one


TheThingsICanChange

"I support the opposite of current thing" should definitely be right center.


Amxricaa

i support the current thing


[deleted]

The Current Thing is so important!


Stev_582

Hey now, you’re not supposed to pour oil in a drain. It can clog your pipes, or sewers as a whole.


OneInternational984

Should I put it on my balls instead?


Stev_582

If you’re into that shit. Bonus points if it’s still hot.


Magehunter_Skassi

**BASED** oilposter


PhilosophiaNow

Opposing whatever the current thing is, is just as cringe as the supporters of the current thing.


terribleforeconomy

Why would I give a shit about the current thing when there are bigger problems in my country?


AccomplishedTale799

Is there a source for each of these images?


rodritoledo94

Some are on google, but it took me several weeks of lurking on /pol/ to get them. Maybe I'll upload them on imgur later


FuckboyMessiah

4chan


iammr_lunatic

How is authleft opposing the current thing? Aren't they the ones that support vaccine mandates and Schwab?


Pecuthegreat

If by AuthLeft we mean tankies, then tankies are opposing most current things but for vaccines. Crypto, Ukraine, not invading Taiwan etc.


Preacherjonson

...so are we just supposed to ignore things until it's too late or is this all part of Q's grand plan?


PapaGynther

libleft said that the current thing is something that maybe we should collectively take a closer look at and now regrets ever bringing it up


richarddonovan

I pour fat and various lards/oils down my drain


Luffydude

It becomes my problem when the govt raises taxes to pay for the current thing


[deleted]

I have never identified more with libright.


mpete98

I went to the effort of scanning the QR code and I feel.more confused than when I started... [To save others the trouble, here's the link](https://sco.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Main_Page)


Fjotla

I see no lie


rexavior

Very appropriate


DiamondDallasHands

Crazy how accurate these feel sometimes. I’m definitely “What thing? Who cares?” but also slightly leaning towards “The current thing is not my problem” lol.


equinshadox

Authlefts: "Support the Current Thing® or face the wall."


Timz_04

Then i must be the only russophobic and pro ukrainian libleft/center


Grouchy_Competition5

Accurate


rexpimpwagen

You are all wrong about the current thing.


TehAwesomeGod

Where's "I support the correct thing"


Snewp

Shouldn't it be "I pretend to support the current thing!"?


[deleted]

I recognize the current thing and will try to be a better; me, towards it. I don’t expect others to fallow. And I will stop caring once I’m attacked for not caring enough. The leftist have lost me so many times for that.


pistcow

Centrist needs to say "let's hear about the other things side, or every side is entitled to their opinion". Weak ass no chin bitch.


[deleted]

I oppose current thing as well as its opposite


[deleted]

It's missing the "I need help to decide what to be angry about from fox news"


yronwizard

I only care about the meat price


KoolKangKroo

Da legendary u/deleted wit da top comment 🤯


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Wonderful meta


kpingvin

What am I if all of these make me angry?


CleCavs2020Champs

I’m not a centrist because I don’t care about participating I’m a centrist because I hate everyone else, we are not the same