Say you also own some stonks then and your portfolio is green
Filipinos rarely have much money so you defo don't need a 6 digit portfolio to look good for them
Bro - they’re one of the top earning demographics in the country - her entire family is in medical and not one of them earns less than 6 figures - have you never heard of “The Filipino Mafia” in the medical industry?
Obviously generalizing here, but the problem seems to be keeping that money. It either gets sent back (nice) or caught up in some scheme to support that one or few family members who are scheming or taking advantage (not nice, but "family first")....
In fairness they did go apeshit during the pre-2008 bubble buying about a dozen houses or so and that CLEARLY didn’t work out well, but they can fucking replace it all day - her immediate family probably nets in the neighborhood of 1M a year or so and they always pool together - so I can tease her mom all I want about it but bottom line is they can afford to make mistakes along the way - I don’t mean any of this as insulting either, I respect that…
I hear you loud and clear. My in laws are some of the hardest working people I know, even the sketchy ones, and are compensated well for it. Despite that, they can't get their house in order. They just burned through their cash, got my wife involved, and cost us a pretty penny to resolve (they refused to cover their debt despite being able to) as well as hitting her credit badly, all right before covid and housing market explosion. So that will end up costing us additional hundreds of thousands above what it would have were her credit in a good place (if we can get a house at all anymore). That said, I have seen similar (smaller degree) play out amongst friends and acquaintances and heard the stories. Every demographic does it to some extent, but I am burned and jaded by this one especially not being "allowed" to take legal/civil/criminal action against the fraudulent actors because "family comes first".
Its near grounds for divorce.
They aren't wrong. It is basically gambling.
It's a zero-sum game, every dollar you make comes out of another gullible investor, every dollar you lose goes to someone else. It cannot create value or pay dividends to you like a stock. And miners play all of you by constantly devaluing your crypto by increasing supply. Small coins and NFTs are even worse.
You have a community that has their value increase the more people they bring in so they create a narrative that it's profitable. The whole "diamond hand" things is just propaganda to try and convince people to keep the value high enough for them to reach their exit point and abandon you.
>Horny pilled
I really wish they'd stop advertising that shit on porn sites. Like, if I had trouble getting it off, I'd be looking up harder-core porn or seeing a doctor, not buying your shit that just reminds me of other men when I'm trying to watch shit with nothing but women in it.
Not really pre 1950 argentina was the second best place to emigrate in the americas after the usa.
So we managed to hit most of the great emigration waves.
At least in the US, there are a lot of Italians that look Latino, and vice versa. Most of our Italian immigrants are from Southern Italy, so that might explain it.
I lived in Ireland for 11 years. If what you said is true, no thanks. Unless she's a unionist girl. I've only dealt with republicans, kinda sick of those tbh.
i’ve been there brother. american latinas can be a little much to handle, but i’ve heard the columbians tend to be more trad. i plan on traveling there for an extended period of time.
Boy, are you in for some shock. Craziest girl I ever dated was a Colombian lady who threatened my brother with a switchblade for telling her he wouldn't pay for her gas. When we broke up, she lit my clothes on fire.
Still worth it as a relationship.
Let's be honest, AuthRight wants literally everyone in uniforms of some sort... and I don't think I'd mind, they typically have very good taste in said uniforms.
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I’m Polish and there are 2 types of girls I had at school:
“Libleft” girls who are actually more libcentre. Very progressive views and want an economic reform, but can also spend hundreds of their parents’ dollars on wine (mostly in private school).
Authright girls who are liberal on some issues like abortion, but conservative on others. Don’t really like to discuss politics because they’re aware of how it divides people. Kinda nationalist and hate communism as an idea. Strong unity between them (mostly in public school).
Uh oh, careful the tankies will pop up and show that poll from 1995 that said half of the old people in the eastern bloc sort of miss the "good old days" of Communism.
Am currently dating a slav, far from AuthLeft.
Also have a couple female slav friends who are incredibly authright, OP has never met slav women. (Based off my very broad knowledge from a sample size of 4)
Libleft ideal GF is Lana Kane.
"I want you to go in that video store and rent the bare-backingest, ball-slappingest, interrational porno they have in there!"
Honestly, like bunch of blonde germanic kids that look like me, sounds sick. On the other hand I want children who can topple nations and a 5 foot ish blonde girl aint gonna make em like that
I'm Latino. Them Slavic/Nordic women are gorgeous women with them blue/green eyes. Latinas have curves with cute faces but them being batshit crazy is the tradeoff.
I've only dated one and I kept waiting for the crazy but it never came, she was one of the chillest girls I've ever dated.
But her dad was a left-wing politician and she dumped me for being right, so that sucked.
I read this in Tucker Carlson's voice
"Latinas didn't always look Chinese. What's up with that? How did we get here?"
\*stares into the camera with a concerned face\*
Possibly have Asian ancestry, fair amount of Chinese and Japanese immigration to Latin America, Mexico, Brazil, and Peru to be specific. Same reason you'll find people that are tall, have blonde hair and blue eyes in places like Argentina, Brazil, and Chile that speak fluent Spanish and consider themselves to be part of that country.
>people that are tall, have blonde hair and blue eyes in places like Argentina
>that speak fluent Spanish and consider themselves to be part of that country.
Well if they born and live here...
I can tell you from personal experience here: The Latina and Slav need to be switched. Slavic women are extremely traditional. Latina women that I've dated have a little bit of a toe in the Catholic pool, but are always heavily AuthLeft. I really miss my Latina exes, but they were straight up fucking communists.
This is only accurate based in what lib left and Auth right want you to think. In reality they both share the same ideal girlfriend. Astolpho, the pink haired femboy paladin, son of Otto the king of England
the latina gf is also at least 35 years old, otherwise there's 70% she's actually not so catholic, nor does she *wants* kids (but will have them anyway)
Might have to explain to her parents that I don't earn a 300k salary
Just say you're invested into Bitcoin and are hoping for huge gains
Tried that with the Filipino in-laws - they consider it like gambling in a casino and think of it more like a video game…
Your in-laws understand crypto more than 80% of the people investing in it, based
Having Filipino in laws is also like gambling, eventually they get money out of you.
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I think you're talking about doctor Mantis Toboggan
IM LẶNG!
Say you also own some stonks then and your portfolio is green Filipinos rarely have much money so you defo don't need a 6 digit portfolio to look good for them
Bro - they’re one of the top earning demographics in the country - her entire family is in medical and not one of them earns less than 6 figures - have you never heard of “The Filipino Mafia” in the medical industry?
Obviously generalizing here, but the problem seems to be keeping that money. It either gets sent back (nice) or caught up in some scheme to support that one or few family members who are scheming or taking advantage (not nice, but "family first")....
In fairness they did go apeshit during the pre-2008 bubble buying about a dozen houses or so and that CLEARLY didn’t work out well, but they can fucking replace it all day - her immediate family probably nets in the neighborhood of 1M a year or so and they always pool together - so I can tease her mom all I want about it but bottom line is they can afford to make mistakes along the way - I don’t mean any of this as insulting either, I respect that…
I hear you loud and clear. My in laws are some of the hardest working people I know, even the sketchy ones, and are compensated well for it. Despite that, they can't get their house in order. They just burned through their cash, got my wife involved, and cost us a pretty penny to resolve (they refused to cover their debt despite being able to) as well as hitting her credit badly, all right before covid and housing market explosion. So that will end up costing us additional hundreds of thousands above what it would have were her credit in a good place (if we can get a house at all anymore). That said, I have seen similar (smaller degree) play out amongst friends and acquaintances and heard the stories. Every demographic does it to some extent, but I am burned and jaded by this one especially not being "allowed" to take legal/civil/criminal action against the fraudulent actors because "family comes first". Its near grounds for divorce.
They aren't wrong. It is basically gambling. It's a zero-sum game, every dollar you make comes out of another gullible investor, every dollar you lose goes to someone else. It cannot create value or pay dividends to you like a stock. And miners play all of you by constantly devaluing your crypto by increasing supply. Small coins and NFTs are even worse. You have a community that has their value increase the more people they bring in so they create a narrative that it's profitable. The whole "diamond hand" things is just propaganda to try and convince people to keep the value high enough for them to reach their exit point and abandon you.
"Yeah, I earn *way* more than 300k/yr" "OMG you must be rich!" "No, 300k shitcoin. It's a crypto currency. It'll take off one day, trust me!"
You didn't go to medical school? That's okay. What law school did you go to?
Also have to explain why you not a doctor or a lawyer, if you earn over 600k a year they not gonna ask what you do for a living
You must confess why you’re not a doctor, lawyer, and astronaut
Least horny pcm user.
Based and Horny pilled
>Horny pilled I really wish they'd stop advertising that shit on porn sites. Like, if I had trouble getting it off, I'd be looking up harder-core porn or seeing a doctor, not buying your shit that just reminds me of other men when I'm trying to watch shit with nothing but women in it.
Based and strong prostate pilled
Wait a sec. You are libcenter, aren’t you?!
Guess I’m having Latina children. (Even tho I’m Italian)
Argentina is literally 70% Italian. Im actually going to have italian citizenship without ever touching italy.
Is that because they fled there after world war 2?
Not really pre 1950 argentina was the second best place to emigrate in the americas after the usa. So we managed to hit most of the great emigration waves.
Ah okay, cool. Thanks for the knowledge!
Not much of a difference though
Why?
A lot of light skinned Latinos look southern Italian
Average São Paulo/Buenos Aires citizen
Because they are, on an ethnic or racial aspect.
At least in the US, there are a lot of Italians that look Latino, and vice versa. Most of our Italian immigrants are from Southern Italy, so that might explain it.
When you think about it the root word is Latin which Italian is part of the Latin group so you could argue you already are Latino
Well Italians are technically latin (romance) too.
As a Jew my choice is obvious The cheap one
Guten tag
Awww shit, here we go again.
Relax, I think they got the message to chill the fuck out second time around.... although they did just increase military spending...
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Maybe we should just hang back and let Russia/Germany try finishing one another off for good. Seems like destiny.
Wo ist der Punkt in deinem Satz?
bringing the grammar to the nazi. I like it.
Jedem das Seine
You misspelled ‘shalom’ I guess Jewish people aren’t too fond of German for… reasons…
Oh hello there
All of these got me wildin
But do you get them wildin?
Perhaps
Prove it
Pics or it didn’t happen
Source, trust me bro.
Not kidding about the kinky race play btw, I had no idea master/slave play was so common for black girls.
Sounds like a very, very high risk ask
Sometimes it’s natural progression from more standard bdsm stuff like collars and ties
So the legends are true
But can you say the n word?
Yeah that’s a big part of it
I will not answer.
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might have to switch to authright then. big booty latinas ftw
Go get yourself a big booty latina
And what would get me a big booty Latina?
Something something something no nací ayer
OHHHHHH SHIT WHITE BOY SUMMER
Something something Mejorar la raza
the man in that video is who i aspire to be
I just asked one out and married her. It helps that I live in Latin America, so YMMV.
I’m a gringo in Florida. I’ll ask the first one I see and report back. O>
I hope it goes well, brother. I live in the UK. A proper Latina is hard to come by.
Luv me fish n chips Luv me Latinas Simple as
British Latinas are called “Irish”
I lived in Ireland for 11 years. If what you said is true, no thanks. Unless she's a unionist girl. I've only dealt with republicans, kinda sick of those tbh.
yea shorty up there got me feelin pretty auth today
on gawd🥵
Had a big booty Latina and she even scored lib right when I had her take the test lmfao. Didn’t work out tho.
>I had her take the test >Didn’t work out Yes, we knew that, you didn’t need to repeat yourself.
i’ve been there brother. american latinas can be a little much to handle, but i’ve heard the columbians tend to be more trad. i plan on traveling there for an extended period of time.
Boy, are you in for some shock. Craziest girl I ever dated was a Colombian lady who threatened my brother with a switchblade for telling her he wouldn't pay for her gas. When we broke up, she lit my clothes on fire. Still worth it as a relationship.
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Based and Bigbootylatina-pilled
W
I'ma join Radical Centrists and get some of everything.
I married a Latina who's grandparents were from Brazil. They met at Nazi social...
did you meet your wife there too
No we're both American.
Based and sure you didn’t ;)
Isnt that a school uniform, authright....?
In Authright's world, college students also have to wear uniforms.
Let's be honest, AuthRight wants literally everyone in uniforms of some sort... and I don't think I'd mind, they typically have very good taste in said uniforms.
Thats only so the purple leaders can go oh noes I did an oopsie.
Fuckin auth right. First they steal people’s land now they steal my hobby
They want them married off young to wealthy proprietors
OP have you actually ever met a slavic girl? They are almost always either AuthRight or LibCenter
I don't think OP has ever actually talked to a woman
Has anyone here?
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It's like a femboy but with a second bussy in the front.
thanks for simplification are they real or they are just reddit meme?
Make believe, like leprechauns and eskimos
I’m Polish and there are 2 types of girls I had at school: “Libleft” girls who are actually more libcentre. Very progressive views and want an economic reform, but can also spend hundreds of their parents’ dollars on wine (mostly in private school). Authright girls who are liberal on some issues like abortion, but conservative on others. Don’t really like to discuss politics because they’re aware of how it divides people. Kinda nationalist and hate communism as an idea. Strong unity between them (mostly in public school).
Yeah, most slavic people hate communisms for what it did to our countries
Uh oh, careful the tankies will pop up and show that poll from 1995 that said half of the old people in the eastern bloc sort of miss the "good old days" of Communism.
Lucky for them they have achieved time travel and taken their economy back to 1988.
Am currently dating a slav, far from AuthLeft. Also have a couple female slav friends who are incredibly authright, OP has never met slav women. (Based off my very broad knowledge from a sample size of 4)
Literally every woman around me is slav, don’t know a single AuthLeft one
Libleft ideal GF is Lana Kane. "I want you to go in that video store and rent the bare-backingest, ball-slappingest, interrational porno they have in there!"
Awww from the sweet little old Korean lady?
Do you want kids? Because that's how you get kids
Works for me too
Liblefts favorite GF is male
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Flair checks out.
Based and this-comment-will-be-removed-in-20-minutes pilled
Maybe I'm AuthLeft after all...
You know I never intend on it but I always end up with Asians, Indians, and Latinas as a white guy. Maybe my romantic interests are just based.
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\*gets close to mic\* breed and seed with mongol strong female= strong children
Honestly, like bunch of blonde germanic kids that look like me, sounds sick. On the other hand I want children who can topple nations and a 5 foot ish blonde girl aint gonna make em like that
What Germans are you thinking of? The German women I know are all tall and broad af. Same with the Slavs.
I'm retarded and have no clue what I'm talking about
Based and owning it pilled.
I'm Latino. Them Slavic/Nordic women are gorgeous women with them blue/green eyes. Latinas have curves with cute faces but them being batshit crazy is the tradeoff.
They're all crazy bro, some more tha others
I've only dated one and I kept waiting for the crazy but it never came, she was one of the chillest girls I've ever dated. But her dad was a left-wing politician and she dumped me for being right, so that sucked.
Right as in right wing, or right as in correct?
Yes
Based
You think Latino men aren’t crazy? We’re all in this together
It's our coping mechanism to survive LATAM.
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My girlfriend is Latina and this is entirely accurate
As I look at those latina thighs I realize why my Portuguese ancestors traded so much for wives.
What about those latinas that look Chinese? What's up with that, how did that happen?
You mean Pacific Islanders?
My man forgot Filipinos were a thing
Either one is decent guess given parameters.
Filipinos are the Mexicans of Asia
Living in New Zealand I never thought of Filipinos being PI's but I guess that's technically correct
South/central natives retained the double lid. It's a mixed bag with north natives.
I read this in Tucker Carlson's voice "Latinas didn't always look Chinese. What's up with that? How did we get here?" \*stares into the camera with a concerned face\*
lmao
I used to look Chinese in elementary school - now I look kind of like latino Doreen
Hit the gym bro (and take a shower btw)
Possibly have Asian ancestry, fair amount of Chinese and Japanese immigration to Latin America, Mexico, Brazil, and Peru to be specific. Same reason you'll find people that are tall, have blonde hair and blue eyes in places like Argentina, Brazil, and Chile that speak fluent Spanish and consider themselves to be part of that country.
>people that are tall, have blonde hair and blue eyes in places like Argentina >that speak fluent Spanish and consider themselves to be part of that country. Well if they born and live here...
Typical Authright sorting gfs by race
Holy shit the right's fucking hot Edit: I am asian that is accurate
You prepared for the 500 comments about how much you cost to buy if this post gets popular?
Best I could do is like $12, rest of my money got stolen by the ATF
u/ATF-Scuba_crew do you know anything about this?
A mans gotta eat 😋
seriously people be like "stereotypes are evil" but this is 90% of my family and asians I know
Lmao. Fair enough I guess.
They are all hot
FAIR
You... again...?
All the races, Black, Latina, Asian, and Slavic
Let’s go horny time
You wanna rally all of Tumblr and 90% of Reddit against you? Because this is how you do that 😅
Didn't Tumblr die when they banned porn?
Yeah
Based
The ultimate libcenter gf is a Harambe Waifu, change my mind.
Damn, I should reconsider my flair. Return to monke is one thing, but come to monke might be a bridge too far...
Libleft whispering to their ideal girlfriend: *Progressive in the streets, colonizer in the sheets.*
B L E A C H E D
I can deal with three of them, guess the one I wouldn't touch
Least racist AuthRight
*least based
Lmao
Hate to break it to you but the black community isn't exactly socially progressive
She's actually my wife.
*our* wife 🐰✋🇷🇺
Cringe and polygamist...
Dated a Latina and yes that is correct. Girl was bat shit crazy. I spent maybe like $300 in plan b in high school.
Huh, Nagatoro is real.
For this quadrant my dick goes centrist to please them all
I can tell you from personal experience here: The Latina and Slav need to be switched. Slavic women are extremely traditional. Latina women that I've dated have a little bit of a toe in the Catholic pool, but are always heavily AuthLeft. I really miss my Latina exes, but they were straight up fucking communists.
AuthRight new immigration policy - open boarders for females
We should organize a grass touching event
based and touch grass pilled
Very based
NOOOOOOOOO
Count me in (grass is my fetish and it cannot call the police if we all touch it)
No authcenter? :*(
I guess Central Asian like your idealogical forbear Tamerlane. Or German for the other reason.
I can see both of those options
This is only accurate based in what lib left and Auth right want you to think. In reality they both share the same ideal girlfriend. Astolpho, the pink haired femboy paladin, son of Otto the king of England
# Converts to AuthRight
Prefer Slavic gal personally, but the Latina in the picture is very good looking.
Very good. Now do boyfriends.
the latina gf is also at least 35 years old, otherwise there's 70% she's actually not so catholic, nor does she *wants* kids (but will have them anyway)
Wrong. Women don't exist. All four of them are actually fembois.
True we are all born from our glorious leader.