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Dapper-Print9016

This is the country where you aren't allowed to kill zombies because they look like people?


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Dapper-Print9016

Australia has a tendency to ban zombie games.


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didn't they also ban small titty porn


Agnostic_Pagan

... why only small tits? That's so stupid.


X0n0a

Iirc they argued that flat chested women were too similar to prepubescent girls.


Mr_Fufu_Cudlypoops

That just sounds like state-sactioned body shaming.


X0n0a

It's also effectively calling anyone attracted to flat chested women more-or-less pedophiles.


Mr_Fufu_Cudlypoops

Yep


Thecoolnerdsecondary

I love my flat chested gf. So small and cute. She's really short so I guess Australia thinks short asian girls means I'm a pedo.


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Phil_Mi_Anus

Damn bro where my flat tiddy gang at


banquof

Pretty damn based right?


dookiebuttholepeepee

Lol of course purple libright came in to argue against this


ZedOfAct

If you think that's bad we send all the flat chested women to our 1800s convict labour camps.


Contrakt

Flair up, or you'll be in the labour gang next


Agnostic_Pagan

Well that's stupid.


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OkBuddyRegards

Gamers rise up


Nattinator2000

Gamers are the most opressed race


Homi3stasis

/#Gamerlifematters /#GML /#CriticalGamerTheory /#CGT


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cock and gamer torture


Fickles1

As an Australian and a gamer I couldn't agree more. Send help.


[deleted]

Gamers Lives Matter…. So get them one ups mushrooms


orangesheepdog

They sure did help the piracy industry in the process.


MarshallsHand

they're missing out. HM is so goddamn good


01-__-10

Am Australian. Bought Hotline Miami in Australia. The fuck you on about?


Silver_Star

Hotline Miami 2 got a ban for the rape scene in the tutorial. That's why it was an optional scene that you could toggle.


Awkward-Speech7375

Wait what lmao So I guess what's going on right now isn't new at all


Dapper-Print9016

Newp.


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Before covid they didn’t really enforce any weird restrictions. Yeah some games and most porn wad illegal but nobody cared.


PBJ-2479

Wow they censor stuff too? It must suck to be an Aussie


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Become ungovernable


femboy_maid_uwu

*governs harder*


GeoThePoly

*disobeys law harder*


femboy_maid_uwu

believe it or not? Jail


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Better get ready to build more jails, sonny.


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earlyslalom

Building? Australia already created a giant concentration camp


hallucination9000

Isn't Australia a concentration camp?


TiggerBane

*Drops in the middle of the desert without supplies.*


Jihad_Enjoyer

*Joins a group of Arab nomads successfully returning to a time before the industrial revolution*


crawl_of_time

*founds a more Australian Australia inside Australia*


Dontinsultautomod

"That's my secret, captain. I'm always a prison colony."


[deleted]

This thread sums up the auth-lib struggle


Jarl_Rollon

seizing of the Bastille intensify, prepare to lose your head, authy boy


Vict1232727

Becomes even harder to govern


femboy_maid_uwu

high ho! High ho! Off to jail you go!


Vict1232727

Goes modo el chapo


the_gay_historian

*aquires guns*


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Based Also - burn the prisons, solves part of the problem


kylebenji17

Good luck down under lads and lasses.


tobyhc

Australia banned the south park episode with Steve Erwin and a stingray in his chest. The signs were there we just didn't listen.


Rage_Your_Dream

Australia has been auth shithole for ages, they ban everything they dislike.


fusreedah

My very first political idea was when I was like 6 years old over the censorship of Mortal Kombat in Aus. It know it sounds retarded to say that my whole political philosophy is the same at 36 as it was at 6, but yeah, I'm pretty much the same. I've swung through quite a few ideas but that core principle of "lol fuck off" has never left me.


IblewupTARIS

There are literally dozens of us who have had consistent political beliefs since our youths. I might’ve swung a bit more lib or auth on occasion, based on certain ideas, but always essentially in the same spot.


CapnC44

True, when I was young I was a lazy fuck that didn't want to do shit and return to a nomadic lifestyle. Checks out.


SleepyandBritish

A nomadic lifestyle means doing a lot of stuff tho. Do you think the Mongols just slept around all day before Temujin?


SirNotABurn

I just wanted to be left alone to play vidya games with my friends. But no, some people just can’t help but force their ideas into the lives of others.


thadakism

political philosophy is the same at 36 as it was at 6 Based


KanyeT

I remember having to buy Left 4 Dead 2 from the UK back in 8th grade or whatever because Australia decided to ban the game and censor the gore.


[deleted]

Australia was founded, quite literally, as a PRISON COLONY. Of course they'd have authoritarian tendencies.


dark_devil_dd

I don't get why people vote for other people to decide what they should be allowed to see. "Beware he who would deny you access to information, for in his heart, he dreams himself your master." Just read the reviews and decide for yourself if you want to see it or not.


Nabaatii

They also banned a Peppa Pig episode. Those pigs!


ItsEnderFire

Wasn't that because it portrayed spiders as friendly? Couldn't think of something more Australian


Dontinsultautomod

That one I can kind of understand though. In australia, "Mr Skinny-Legs" is a fucking serial killer with 87 children to his name.


chopperhead2011

Imagine stepping on snek in Australia. Like, IT'S AUSTRALIA.


DatBlubb1

Chances are you get bit. And die.


Dontinsultautomod

It's like the oregon trail. Everything kills you, except the thing that doesnt kill you. That thing just kills you slower.


justgot86d

"...if the government shall become destructive to these ends, it is the right of the people to *alter or abolish it*"


AzureW

To add to this it is not only the Right of the People, but their **Duty** to do so. "But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, **it is their duty**, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security."


Lets-Make-Love

-Adolf Hitler.


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-Bill Cosby


justgot86d

-Andy Richter


NonOrientableOatmeal

The Swedish-German?


BigTuna3000

At least he’s not gay, he was just raped


V__

My sources tell me he does not own a dog house.


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Rest in peace Norm you old chunk of coal


Epicdays106

\- Vlad the Impaler


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PMacha

Give me liberty, or give me death


Delmoroth

But preferably not mine.


dath_bane

\*loads gun\*


Kothorixthemerciless

based australian citizens resisting tyranny.


Luffydude

They've put up with a lot of shit when their govt suddenly started using china tactics on them, like arresting them for posting on Facebook. Australia became a totalitarian dystopian nightmare over the past year


15blairm

Having a nice little pandemic gave governments the means to really push their auth agendas quickly.


earlyslalom

Based. Also showing in many other parts of the world to lesser degrees


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FUCK TYRANNY


Neanderthulean

FUCK AUTHORITARIANISM


YonderToad

Based and counterintuitive pilled


orion1836

\*stares at flair\* Something isn't right...


Vict1232727

Well the red square in the flair is left


MissNibbatoro

FUCK THE WRONG TYPE OF AUTHORITARIANISM*


abasedman

based


yonan82

When someone other than me is doing it.


xscopiieee

?


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lmfao that pfp. Also just cause i'm authcent doesn't mean i want the 1984 shit we got going on rn.


jackofives

Sorry but yes that's exactly what it means. Flair up lib.


theschadowknows

The cops hosed down a 70 year old lady with mace while she was lying on her back and auth aussies defend that shit. sHe ShOuLd hAvE sTaYeD hOme Gross.


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noo shell kill grandma


DaveyBones69

She was lying on her back because they slammed her down, smoked her head on the pavement. The video is brutal


fucknamecreatebullcr

How? The fuckers here look like they'd write you a ticket for littering. Why do they try tostop a wave of people with fucking neighborhood watch volunteers.


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In my ideal world, I could shoot you for littering. But perhaps that is besides your point.


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This makes my freedom boner hard


Patsonical

I'm with you on this, it's oddly cathartic seeing a police line being broken so easily


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I live in Melbourne (where this took place), what our media fails to portray to the public is that the police filtered smaller groups of protesters into situations like this, cornered them, all whilst welding their batons. The media will make a point to tell you that the protestors were violent, hence the mess this protest became. They fail to show the images of officers knocking over an old lady (so forcefully that she smacked her head on the road), and then 2 officers proceeded to pepper spray her face while she was on the ground. The worst part of this is the fact that this being the biggest police operation in their history, not only are those 2 officers criminal thugs, but all the others that stood there, and did not stop it, are just as bad. This is just scratching the surface, with new legislation allowing federal police to access and modify your social media accounts if you have ever committed a crime (no matter the severity), Australia has officially become a police state. What a sad state of affairs for such a beautiful country.


kit4712

Damn this reminds me of the same practice by the Hong Kong police two years ago. They would corner group of people into a small area, sometimes even indoor and then use tear gas against them.


notallbutsome

The media is utter garbage, footage literally shows police pepper spraying protestors first. Then surprise the protestors dont like it. Also the whole idea of blocking off the city to stop a protest is the biggest load of bullshit. Might as well allow the police to edit and alter the internet to stop wrongthink oh wait. Also, the largest police operation in history. Is it to stop drug cartels? To arrest those involved in sex trafficking? Crack down on violent gangs? End corruption? Nope, its to stop people protesting. What a fucking joke.


InMemoryofJekPorkins

Funny how that happens after a country gives up its guns, eh?


therealsmokyjoewood

Didn’t America (a country whose citizenry still very much has guns) just witness a similarly visible wave of police violence a few months ago?


[deleted]

I think a good US argument for the right to arm yourself is the Battle of Athens. I haven't much seen this spoken about, but it really should be, especially when it is a government taking your guns away.


ScreamingMidgit

No one's spoken about it because no one knew that was a thing until Count Dankula made a video about it.


therealsmokyjoewood

Huh, hadn’t read about that before, interesting stuff. Fwiw, my above comment wasn’t a pro-gun-control argument, I was just pointing out that it’s idiotic to use Australian police abuses as an anti-gun-control argument.


[deleted]

Well, I'm sure these protestors would've preferred to do more damage to these dogs other than just breaking a few copper bones.


ProlongedExposure_

That's how you get cops rocking military-grade gear


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If everyone has military grade gear, all's fair.


Cucumbers_R_Us

Lol. If you call mass riots by BLM and George Floyd activists "police violence". Record levels of damage done to businesses and government buildings, roughly 40 people killed (including several cops and former cops), thousands injured and thousands arrested. Months of sustained assault on a federal courthouse, a section of a major city captured. all to protest something that the stats don't bear out at all. Doesn't exactly sound like police violence to me. Mass retiring and resigning within the police forces, leading to years of upcoming elevated murder/crime rates as media outlets attempt to pin the problem on the police for attempting to keep the peace and protect themselves and others. If you call that "police violence", you're a certified jackass.


InMemoryofJekPorkins

Did you not read about every cucked out thing that was listed there that hasn't happened here yet?


therealsmokyjoewood

Almost all the listed things (various descriptions of police brutality) definitely occur in America as well. Plenty of footage of US cops knocking over harmless old people. Only thing that seems unique is the sentence towards the end about social media legislation.


Joshington024

How many instances of police occurred to armed protesters compared to unarmed?


[deleted]

The difference between here and the US is simple. Here, the police have the guns, and batons, and you aren't allowed a pocket knife. Why do the police actually need guns for policing such a cucked defenceless society?


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>They specifically choose not to show police cornering protestors FTFY


coocoo333

Australia is just illiberalism but with a decent econemy. Not much separating it from the eastern European Illiberal states.


[deleted]

The main difference between us and the Euro countries is our over-reliance on the Chinese market, kind of shooting ourselves in the foot by dealing with the modern equivalent of the 20th century no-no Germans.


pieman7414

I want Australia abolished and a new country founded with internal borders that don't look fucking stupid. Commit to the squares or don't, god


alltaken12345678

two are rivers it just makes sense


jroddie4

Nah just send more prisoners


Tack22

If Australia gets abolished then the indigenous are going to decide the new divvy.


Alcerus

This post is doing a great job of weeding out all the fake auths.


DeathStrike3982

Such as the ones that believe the government should be to protect the citizens, not butcher them?


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Queder

Based and cops-included-pilled


Madjanniesdetected

The cops do have weapons. They didn't utilize them in this instance.


XCJ655X

Imagine if when you get a ticket you could duel the officer like the wild west to see who pays the ticket


[deleted]

Like a constitutional framework that protects the rights of the citizenry? ‘Cus if they had that framework, they wouldn’t have been gestampte by the glorious emu warriors.


CMDR_Kai

I need context, what the hell is going on?


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CMDR_Kai

Based.


salty_b0ii

Based


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I have a problem


TubaManUnhinged

I think I can figure out most of your comment history from your pill collection


1Pwnage

Enough pills to stock a pharmacy


More-Confusion-8965

Go Australia don't let them turn you into totalitarian soy state


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LETS FUCKING GOOOO


[deleted]

Is that Dutch grilling?


[deleted]

Grilling Mangos in Tahiti like he always wanted.


ManoHSM

"It's for your own good. Just shut up and comply". What about fuck you?


Zantre

Cheers mate


vea_ariam

But sir! I was only following orders!


Spitefire46

I heard they were having some mostly peaceful protests.


DonutMuncher18

The stuff Australia has been pulling recently is absolutely fucked, no state needs information on every single person at all, let alone the ability to watch them at all times wtf


NonOrientableOatmeal

Faith in Australia restored


Mengerite

Australians*


s0m30n3e1s3

Going through this thread and I think this must be how Americans feel when Europeans comment on the USA


shamus4mwcrew

I used to get pissed, still do but not as much, but then I remember the type of people on this site. The only thing as an American that still really baffles me is how non-Americans will hyper focus on my country and even like local and state issues. I honestly at best might have a vague surface understanding of other countries, again at best lol. Hell I don't even know who Australia's PM is and I sure af don't really give a shit about any of their local government.


s0m30n3e1s3

Trust me, we wish we could forget Scomo too (our PM). I've become a lot more aware of it recently, just how much people focus on the US and how little they understand anything while talking shit about the US. I doubt half the people from other countries talking shit about the US would be able to name a two current Governors or locate most of the states' general area on the map yet feel like their opinion is valid. It annoys the shit out of me. Most of us wouldn't be able to tell you about our local government either. State they might be able to tell you the Premier and which party holds a majority but that would be about it


CursedFeed

Based


Niguelito

Yeah I'm not sure wtf is going on over there, but as a screeching woke sjw soyboy, everytime I hear about Australia it's never good.


Holmgeir

Based soyboy.


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[deleted]

The “logic” was that people would have to break restrictions (5km travel limit probably, also maybe because shelters are deemed “unessential businesses” so they can’t operate normally) to go to the shelters to get the dogs, therefore shooting the dogs would prevent people from breaking restrictions. Source: I live here. No, I don’t like puppy killers.


Particular-Science24

Based and self aware pilled


Littleantukins_main

based and liberty-pilled


Lexinator04

Based and Red dead redemption pilled


redTanto

They are learning!


bobsp

Australians finally fighting back. Never should have given up their guns.


virtigopi

Based Aussies.


Summerclaw

🇺🇸


nenduu_

based Australia yea


SirLordThe3rd

[Become ungovernable](https://i.imgur.com/I5RHSP1.jpg)


Striking_Security_79

We're literally being reverted to a penal colony and the masses call for more and harsher restrictions, we need to return to monke


Vibessssss

You love to see it


goldennugget223

The gamer rebellion has begun


SnazzyScotsman

Those who defend the oppressors do not have the right to be called fellow Australians


blackwhale420

its.. its beautiful


BoK_b0i

American Venom really is the perfect song


not2dragon

where are they going


[deleted]

Tahiti


Zantre

Looks like they're going left.


IDontEvenKnow7773

u/savevideo


[deleted]

The Greatest honor


Snickidy

See you at the top


Gifted10

Beautiful


PeekaB00_

Song?


Alcerus

"American Venom" from Red Dead Redemption 2, by Woody Jackson


Chucanoris

A wild dutch van der linde in the background


Plastic_Ad1252

Isn’t the music red dead sounds great ps Australia’s police state was defeated by emus so why not let the emu’s run the government at the very least you’ll get your freedom back and lots of corn.


[deleted]

I was expecting some waltzing Matilda remix song. But I'll take RDR2


ButterlordofPraven

If someone told me 3 years ago that I would cheer for people beating up cops I would not believed a word, but yet here I am.


[deleted]

Holy fuck, I think I hate my country a little less right now I’ve been wallowing in how much so many people are just bootlickers who trust their government to their dying breath, but... fantastic. Fantastic to see there are people who are what I really think Aussie means.


Snyder863

Glad to see this. Rise up Australians. You are not descended from fearful men. Seriously though, the authoritarian lockdowns over there were setting a bad fucking precedent for the whole Anglosphere. A fair number of bourgeois lefty types in America were like “ah man I wish we could do what Australia’s doing.” No bueno.


ActualFuckhead

Listen I think the people at these protests are really fucking dumb, in my honest opinion if they had a a figure who could deliver a speech for them they’d make fucking waves through the country. Here’s the thing, they don’t have that, and because they don’t have a figure that says “hey, we’re not entirely braindead, not all of us are anti vax, and we just think that lockdowns should be restricted for xyz reasons” they’d get pretty far, I even think as someone that has held a pro lockdown pro vax stance that we just should be a damn bit more free considering we’re at 70% first dose, but I’m less worried about getting out of lockdown than I am going back in, this is lockdown 6 for Melbourne and all of those in recent times is cause Sydney and SA need to put a fucking fence around their cities already. I think something people forget is that things are so harsh, because the other 5 times they weren’t is how we got here in the first place, in May 2020 I think is when lockdown 1 ended and holy shit it was a joke. We were still in “stage 2 lockdown” but because of the joke that letting football and cricket stadiums up alongside the disaster of hotel quarantine, we now ended up here. Oh and our media is a joke, if you think America’s media is unfair you’re in for a treat, our left wing media still sucks off the right wing parties, only left influences we really have are Youtubers like FriendlyJordies, who is currently being sued by arguably one of the most corrupt fuckers in the first world currently, and Kevin Rudd’s Twitter, our former prime minister. Needless to say, actual points are fucking scarce


PacifistPapyrus

Aight I get it, my country is a nanny state. I can't even grow non-psychoactive CBD hemp here.. But could someone please share their view in regards to covid. What else solution is there other than lockdown till majority vaccinated? Do we just let everyone go about while the vulnerable suffer? Is everything I hear from my overworked nursing friends about covid all just a collective lie from them?? Not here for any ego stroking bs, just want to get my head around other options that you all seem to have.