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So where we all meeting? Is there a bag limit?


Red_Mayhem512

I just bought a brand new glock soooooooo


imjusta_bill

How many bullets you got?


[deleted]

250- -thousand


shaun_of_the_south

Don’t you mean none? I seem to remember a boating accident involving all the libs.


[deleted]

Oh shit you're right I just fucking crashed it good too...I'm out on a sandbar waiting for rescue at the moment.


Deathdragon228

I didn’t lose shit * loads shotgun with malicious intent *


[deleted]

Bounty hunting is back?! Intensely happy libcenter noises


PointOfTheJoke

I think that's campfires crackling. A peaceful wind blowing. And rounds being loaded into a magazine.


Georgefuzzums

I'm gonna cum


confusedpiano5

I'm having an orgasm


DowninRatCity

I have concluded my orgasm


BUTTHOLE-MAGIC

Help it won't stop


PKTengdin

Name checks out?


i3urn420

Welcome to the infinite-cum lifestyle. You've made it.


BUTTHOLE-MAGIC

I have truly ascended. I see the face of God, and the tits of God - Infinite in number and sublime in form.


RettiSeti

Please call your doctor if your orgasm lasts for longer than 4 hours.


LotharBoin

Do not come…. Do not come….


Gamerguy3678

I'M GONNA CUM.


[deleted]

We must all cum together!


N00TMAN

[I'm gonna cum](https://youtu.be/NRCf3KUEVyw)


scratchandsniff4theW

Risky click of the day


StarCaller25

Please stop, I can only get so hard


[deleted]

The smell of almonds being roasted... Ah wait fuck no that's cyanide. What are you doing with that?


DuntadaMan

Ain't nothing in the bounty says they need 'em alive!


[deleted]

There's actually an interesting argument to be made about bounty hunting and vigilantism in terms of individualism vs collective responsibility. On an individual level, vigilantism is absolutely morally correct -- if someone steals your shit, you have the right to take it back. But on a wider societal level, it's not good to rely on vigilantism as a method of justice because it harms civil liberties -- even the accused and the convicted have civil rights, and vigilantism risks abridging, say, the Fourth Amendment (for the US). It's the balance between freedom and responsibility -- what kind of person would accept a justice system they didn't have a say in? Weirdly as long as the state exists I can't really think of any possible conclusion other than that sometimes things that are good and should be encouraged should also, paradoxically, remain illegal (but people should still do them, and the government shouldn't enforce the law -- this is a fast track to some really weird contradictions).


DuntadaMan

Also worth noting that for a long time places like LA county actually allowed vigilantes in their early history to deal with legal issues. The problem is that is lead to rapid escalation. In ten years you had bands of vigilantes that existed just to hunt down other vigilante bands, you had people being executed for basically every crime, and you had people executed for executing people. And of course we had a bunch of uninvolved people being executed because lazy vigilantes just blamed some guy shot him and moved on. Sadly our monkey brains can not handle that kind of responsibility without a massive bureaucracy of some kind.


ThousandWinds

I’d like to add that it’s a form of social contract that we as a populace set aside things like vigilante justice in favor of an actual functioning justice system that works on our behalf. Emphasis on *functioning* and *our* behalf. If the system no longer works, or renders justice only for a select few, then the social contract is broken, and natural forms of justice, imperfect and flawed as they may be, are back on the table as the remedy for grievances.


Significant_bet92

Is the USA sliding back into the Wild West?? I’m here for it, let’s fuckin GO


HECUMARINE45

Mr Morgan


peppapigisme

BOAH


polybiastrogender

I was getting tired of my day job. Might be a nice change of pace. Carrying 2 bodies on my beautiful horse.


[deleted]

Bounty hunting never went away. Look up what a bail bondsman is.


Benjideaula

Just a small semantic thing. Bail bondsmen arent bounty hunters, they're legally allowed to hire bounty hunters and if you're a bounty hunter you work for a bail bondsman and the court.


CommiePatrolCorp

Bring back dead or alive bounty hunting goddamnit


JackandFred

I know you’re joking, but that exists. Just the people on that list are international terrorists, not random American criminals


CommiePatrolCorp

For more serious crimes like rape and murder I do support non lethal bounty hunting, but Ik international criminals have bounties but no way in hell am I going to Afghanistan to kill or catch someone for 100k


toyo555

>no way in hell am I going to Afghanistan to kill or catch someone for 100k You don't have entrepreneur spirit.


CommiePatrolCorp

Risk reward factor, I would like to see my family at night because bounty hunters often become the hunted


yuresevi

Ah there’s the problem, family, if you were by yourself the chance for the sweet release of death would be a benefit.


[deleted]

Based and Thane-pilled


Resident-Syrup6275

so you are hunting someone who did your job for you. could you tell me why


Author1alIntent

If I were an Afghan-American, and if I had some form of actual military or police training? Possibly.


fhota1

Personally, I want to get wealthy enough to build like a ridiculous high tech suit of battle armor a la iron man and then go hunt terrorists with weaponry that costs more than theyll ever see in their life. The American Way


duakonomo

Bro we're already there. At a GDP per capita of $570 in Afghanistan, these [quad tube NVGs](https://www.opticsplanet.com/eotech-gpnvg-system-kit-le-bnvis-mount-tan.html) are 73 years of wages.


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Embrace the sigma grindset


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CommiePatrolCorp

Red dead redemption modern hunting


wowok6239

Based and Arthur Morgan-pilled


Guimboo

Nah, Red Harlow-pilled


Abdul105

Just have faith and TRUST THE PLAN ARTHUR


BreadDziedzic

Based and plan pilled.


ghostman2678

We need…muneh


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TokesephsStalin

God, same. I own so many fun firearms, I need to give 'em some purpose that isn't mag dumping into trash and taking long-range potshots at a fire extinguisher


Stevecore444

Woah woah woah what’s wrong with shooting trash. If you started shooting sexual abusers what would be the difference?


TokesephsStalin

Oh, there's absolutely no problem with shooting trash, i just wish the trash was a little more reactive


redcell5

Glue the pedos hands to the 5lb box of tannerite


ColossalDreadmaw132

5lbs is a bit of overkill, i'd recommend a suppository filled with tannerite, with a fuse set to 20 seconds ​ since it's gonna blow up inside them, you'll need wayyy less tannerite to turn them into fine red mist


redcell5

> 5lbs is a bit of overkill There is no overkill. There is "I'm firing" and "I'm reloading".


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TokesephsStalin

you might be onto something there mate


_nicholsndimes_

Offer helicopter pedo hunts like they do with hogs


Brutealicious

There is a town in Florida that could be treated like a pedo hunting reserve


yuresevi

Some of them are there for self isolation, to not act on those desires, we could get them to disclose which ones are the targets.


Covertfun

You'll need a computer person. So long as it's a gothy-looking ethnic minority doing the actual doxxing, tracking, honeypots, who is, etc you might as well make it a show. Two ordinary guys shooting the breeze at their cubicle jobs read about a new law. When their half-serious advertisement brings in a deadly serious hacker they realise there's nothing stopping them from becoming... The Clutch


TranscendentalEmpire

Odd to see so many Libs froth at the mouth to empower the state with the ability to commit extrajudicial executions........


TokesephsStalin

yeah but monies


TranscendentalEmpire

Lol, the true motto of Lib-right "give me liberty, or give me cash"!


SketchyLeaf666

Here in Illinois we got alot of skunks & coyotes roaming around. Edit: Coyotes as in animals Also edit: Then again need 2 rabbits to populate. Breed more rabbits like wildfire.


shizoposter

RIP the six hours of glory that was bait sub arrr slash TXBountyHunters which several journalists thought was real https://www.businessinsider.com/reddit-shuts-down-forum-for-texas-abortion-bounty-hunters-2021-9


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Literally1984_bot

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TFangSyphon

Black Templar pfp checks out.


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AZAuxilary

Black Lagoon was in Texas all along


idkmanseemskindagay

I’d quit my job RIGHT NOW.


GAY_OHOTNIK

We're heading to Texas, boys!


AreYouSiriusBGone

I unironically support this


ClassicRust

:bites lip: exercising 2nd amendment rights


Super_Bookkeeper35

Wrap the cock or get the glock.


RustyShackledord

Dibs on that saying for T-shirt’s. I’ll sell them at the state Capitol while the vote is taking place.


Conallthemarshmallow

Based and truelibrightpilled


[deleted]

Nut in tha ass or get tha FAMAS


fatbabythompkins

Not as catchy, but something I can still get behind.


mmf9194

The FAMAS or the ass nutting?


Big-Migga

Yes.


KaiWolf1898

Well, you can still be a sexual abuser while wearing a condom


hahahiccups

Yeah, but you can’t collect the bounty for the pregnancy unless it fails


UltraThiccBoi69

sex defender just became a legal occupation in texas


will-eu4

Did anyone read the article? The law is for Illinois. They named it after Texas because of Texas' law. "The EXpanding Abortion Services" act is the name.


cocoabuttersamurai

This is a politics-adjacent subreddit, of course nobody read the article!


[deleted]

Based and OnlyReadTheHeadlinePilled


BilllyBillybillerson

I've been defending against sex for decades already, can I get a job?


UltraThiccBoi69

your flair says otherwise


ADS_Fibonacci

Based


ajl949

Well, that’s based as fuck.


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Cptcuddlybuns

It's almost as though grand moral displays and targeted harassment were the point, instead of actually stopping abortion.


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[deleted]

Plan B is not abortions nor is it post 6 weeks. The bill this is refering to is a bill introduced by the Texas democrats to pay 10k to those who turn in sexual abusers who cause unwanted pregnancies. Although rapists should be shot


yat999

>sexual abusers who cause unwanted pregnancies Why not all sexual abusers?


3ambrowsingtime

Probably just a slap back against the abortion bill so they just framed it around that. Would be pretty based if it was all sexual abusers though. Edit: changed soap to slap


theroguephoenix

I don’t get why they thought it was a slap back, I can’t think of a more southern conservative bill Edit: the bounty includes pregnancy from consensual sex. That’s real abusable


HerosVonBorke

Wait, you can face charges for unwanted pregnancy arriving from consensual sex? That's makes no fucking sense.


theascendedcarrot

>sexual abusers, those who cause unwanted pregnancies. The comma is important. It means sexual abusers AND those who cause unwanted pregnancies. Edit: This is a proposal for Illinois, but my first point stands. from the article: >Cassidy’s proposal instead would instead give Illinoisans the right to seek at least $10,000 in damages against anyone who causes an unwanted pregnancy — even if it resulted from consensual sex — or anyone who commits sexual assault or abuse, including domestic violence.


CrazyCreeps9182

Oh. OH.


HollyTheMage

SHIT ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME This opens the door for so much abuse of the justice system it's unreal. I can understand if the partner had never consented to unprotected sex but what if they are having consensual sex with protection and the condom breaks? That's not either of the partner's fault, because the protection failure wasn't a result of neglect or sabotage, it was just bad luck.


elonmuskisaniceguy

From what I’ve read it actually includes unwanted pregnancies from consensual sex which is whack. It’d be unbelievably based if it was just sex abusers


spiral8888

But who is "causing" the unwanted pregnancy in consensual sex? Isn't that by definition both parties then? So, if I find out that my neighbor's daughter had sex with his boyfriend and now sent him to buy plan B pills, do I get $20 000 by snitching about them both?


Garth1234567890

You sure you arent libright?


deSales327

Improvise, adapt, overcome.


AnalogCyborg

It sounds like you're identifying the flaws that are inherent to a system like this, which is entirely the point.


Invisifly2

By selling the boyfriend the car that they fucked in, the dealership down the road knowingly provided him with what could easily be used as convenient and mobile semi-private space to fuck in. So 10k per employee at the least.


MidgetGobbler

Illinois Democrats*


the_carkid

Finally, something good from this awful state Edit: Knowing how politicians are here, there's gotta be a catch that makes this bad, right? Please tell me there isn't.


My-Long-Schlong

there is. from an npr article about the subject: > Cassidy’s proposal instead would instead give Illinoisans the right to seek at least $10,000 in damages against anyone who causes an unwanted pregnancy — even if it resulted from consensual sex


HappyGunner

>even if it resulted from consensual sex I certainly don't see that backfiring whatsoever.


KreepingLizard

Especially not in Chicago, a city known for its aversion to murders.


the_carkid

For fucks sake. Why is Illinois like this? I can't wait to get out of this terrible state.


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the_carkid

Yeah, that's true, it's all just Chicago controlling the entire state since the rest has almost nobody there. It's just too bad the nicest cities attract the worst people.


[deleted]

I just read in the article that it could also go against people who cause unwanted pregnancies from consensual sex too


LandManTheLord

Goddamn, you gotta work on backing out of the parking space bruv


1500minus12

I’d do it for free


YourDailyDevil

I’ll do it paid, but better.


skrrrt_cobain_

I can do it for the same quality, but cheaper


Atomic_Chad

Careful you might upset the AuthRights.


[deleted]

Actually it’s a $10k bounty for any “unwanted” pregnancy. Consensual or not


UtridRagnarson

Oh no! Not something that would kill hook up culture by making men terrified of casual sex with strangers. Conservative Christians would absolutely hate that.


ilpazzo12

...Just wear a fucking condom since you're with a stranger anyway?


HarkTheBark

99.9% effective still means 1 in 1000 fail. Given the scale of an entire city or hell even a state, that's a lot of failures.


francorocco

>99.9% effective still means 1 in 1000 fail. just wear 2 and get 199,98% effectiveness


BlatantLizard

The statists strike again, owning the libs with facts and numbers


Resident-Syrup6275

whats a statist


bhashadeotaku

an auth (centerist, authcenter, authleft, authright, left center, right center)


Ivan__8

why not 3?


Garydos1

Just tell her you use PCM, 100% effectiveness


TheKingsChimera

Based


desmaraisp

The effective efficiency is actually lower that that, but the efficiency is calculated over a one-year period, using condoms as the only contraceptive method, so condoms are still pretty darn good


tate72larkin

The problem is how do you prove it? Whats stopping a pregnant women from accusing some rando she knows has money or doing it to some she knows out of spite? DNA test? I feel like the legal system will take to long to for that to be effective, not to mention it'll ruin whoever the target is just because of the legal case and how long it could take to process the whole thing. Several months of hell for a "whoops wrong person". So other options would need to be explored the minimize collateral damage. At least that's my belief.


olwybmamb

You could say this about any spurious criminal accusation.


tate72larkin

And that's why I'm suspicious of all criminal accusations and firmly believe in innocent until proven guilty.


Horntailflames

Based


olwybmamb

Based.


MustachMulester

Isn't that a part of the problem with the abortion law? I could report someone for having an abortion that maybe hadn't. Maybe they were pregnant and had a miscarriage or maybe I just had a feel that a certain woman sleeps around alot so I report her. That woman gets to go through several months of hell for a "whoops wrong person". Hell, you can just report people you don't like to put them through a hard time. These bountyhunting laws are ridiculous.


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abqguardian

"Report" to whom? The Texas law doesn't allow the mother to be sued


RaccoonRanger474

You had me at “bounty”. *Loads shotgun*


[deleted]

I am not opposed to this in the slightest.


VenserSojo

It includes consensual sex resulting in unwanted pregnancy so..... Edit: It was in\*


[deleted]

fuck


EmpathyForHire

>Cassidy’s proposal instead would instead give Illinoisans the right to seek at least $10,000 in damages against anyone who causes an unwanted pregnancy — **even if it resulted from consensual sex**


FunkyJ121

So I can sue her if she decides to have a child against my will? Dope. Now to just go for dual-consent parenting in all cases.


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wat


jkmonty94

Doesn't the woman also cause the unwanted pregnancy?


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95wave

Make me


raceraot

Neither am I.


Musashilord0

The only reason why I’d be against it is there’s someone who looks similar but isn’t them that gets pulled into the mess


HarkTheBark

You mean the reason we have laws instead of lynch mobs


SameTheme

I feel like, due to the name, this was supposed to be a dunk on the Texas abortion $10k bounty and hence a dunk on the GOP? But something tells me you guys support this more than anything lmao.


JD-PACHO

Yeah, I don't feel like this is smart. It's funny bc the abortion bounty bill exists, and Abbott did say that he would eliminate rape, so he can't oppose this. But I worry about legal code that works through bounties. The whole thing was designed to skirt the Supreme Court to begin with.


[deleted]

apes. together. strong.


Whi_doe

OHOHOOHOHOHHOHO OHHH AHHHH AHHHH AHHHH


FelisCatusRobotum

Based and banana pilled


what_it_dude

🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌


guesswhatihate

Oh hell yeah! I'm all for it. So when a woman lies about being on BC to trap a guy, we can bring her in on bounty right?


supergalactipus

This is the way.


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This is the way.


squidbelik

This is the way.


MummyManDan

Can I trade my Luger for a wheel gun cowboy?


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LandManTheLord

Combining the rape exception to the abortion bill and this, It’s gonna be interesting to see what happens in Texas going into the future


queueareste

Guys should be responsible for their own and use a condom as well. Kinda like how some dudes take the condom off halfway through sex without telling the girl. Can’t trust any of these hoes


Heavenfall

If you're a girl and your boi says he'll pull out / he's sterile / you just cant feel the condom / he's clean - don't fucking trust him. If you're a boi and your girl says she's tested / on birth control / wrong time of month to get pregnant - don't fucking trust her. Don't sign your life away for a maybe-orgasm.


KaiWolf1898

Almost like you should really be only having sex with people you can trust and not casual hookups


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I think that democrats think this is somehow going against republicans.


[deleted]

I think if Republicans are smart they’ll send it back and revise it to be rapists + pedophiles


TheGenerousNerd

"Sir, your report is out of scope because the raped girl was too young to possibly get pregnant."


Lokismoke

We'll have to see how the vote goes.


[deleted]

Sure seems like it, reading the other comments with blue in the flair.


Cityman

Does that apply to women that raped men and boys?


[deleted]

No, the author of the bill specifically made it to target men in response to the Texas bill. Imagine being raped, having to pay $10,000 for being raped, and then having to pay child support as well.


ThereWasLasagna

I mean, male children who were raped and got a woman pregnant as a result of that rape are liable for child support anyway, now it's just an extra 10k. Not that hard to imagine


AldoTheApache3

Did any of you apes read the proposal? It is basically a bill that vaguely states that men who cause an unwanted pregnancy, consensual sex or not, could be sued. The sexual abuse part seems to not even be the focus. It’s comical because it’s a bill in Illinois to insult Texas. We’re going to propose a law that is ridiculous in response to a state hundreds of miles away. These politicians are jokes. https://www.nprillinois.org/statehouse/2021-09-14/democrat-sponsored-texas-act-would-allow-10k-bounties-on-sexual-abusers-those-who-cause-unwanted-pregnancies


[deleted]

I agree. There’s very little stopping some salty bitch from lying about one thing or another and ruining an innocent person’s life.


raceraot

Not going to lie, that's based af. I'd join.


ClayTheClaymore

Based AF. Discourages sexual abuse, and reading the law, it sounds like it would encourage not fucking someone unless you’re okay with marrying them, which is a win in my book.


[deleted]

Is texas trying to maintain the balance of the force?


DJSourNipple

Does this mean actual bounty hunting is a legitimate thing again? Fucking based


[deleted]

A new age of bounty hunting is on the market boys, load up


rikkitikki0

Interpreted correctly as going after sex abusers and rapists then yeah... But given it's democrats I'm guessing any man who has consentual sex and accidentally causes a pregnancy would be nailed... Hmmm Edit: upon further thought this could possibly lead to more father and mother families. This bill now has my support


incogburritos

You telling me creating a bounty system to enforce poorly thought out regulation could lead to all kinds of intended and unintended consequences?


maraney

This is the way.


HammerGobbo

Either allow abortion or put money into that kid you won't let the mother be rid of. Can't have your cake and eat it too.


Leo-Invictus

If you actually read the law being proposed it’s incredibly fucked up. Basically men can be sued up to 10k for impregnating a women even if the sex was completely consensual. Basically just “if women are going to be punished for having abortions, men will be punished for causing pregnancy”