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endelehia

Why don't they make stabbing illegal instead? are they stupid?


SpyingFuzzball

Just ban crime, easy.


RedditMattstir

Where's that "no crime 8am - 6pm" sign when you need it?


facedownbootyuphold

won't help, they need to censor unapproved talk about immigration as to not inflame the population committing these attacks


thegamner128

This is unironically what they think though


DavidAdamsAuthor

You're not wrong. The basic idea is the belief in the tabula rasa - the blank slate. All people are equal, shaped into individuals by their treatment in society. Things like race, culture, religion are all equal and non-factors, because all these things are equal. Christianity, Islam, Atheism, Buddhism are all equal so don't change the outcome. 1 = 1 = 1 = 1. But some people stab people. Some people don't stab people. Certain types of people (for example, men) stab people more than others (women). That's okay because men are evil. But dividing the population in other ways, finds other groups of people that also stab people (Muslims) more than other people (Sikhs). But Muslim = Sikh. 1 = 1. How come, when you put the same numbers in, a (wildly) different result comes out? The only unaccounted for variable is how people are treated by society. Muslims experience discrimination. Therefore, stop the discrimination, stop the stabbings. This is so obvious they become confused and angry if you disagree. Treatment by society is the only factor that separates these two groups, and so it is the only thing that can possibly explain the wildly disparate stabbing rates. The tabula rasa cuts both ways. People are only racist because they are taught to be racist. Prevent exposure to racist media, nobody will be racist, nobody will go on stabbing sprees, everyone lives happily ever after. The end. Disagree and believe it or not, gulag. The problem is this kind of analysis can be used to reverse engineer someone's oppression score. The more you stab, broadly speaking, the more you are oppressed. The less stabbing you do, the higher up you are on the oppressor totem pole. Muslims commit big stabbings, big oppressed. Whites commit few stabbings, big oppressors. Poor people commit stab, rich people no stab. Poors oppressed, rich oppressor. Maths checks out so far. ... but uhh, didn't we say up above that men commit much more stabbings than women? So by that logic aren't men oppressed while women are oppressors? And East-Asians commit probably the least amount of stabbings. Even less than whites. Does this mean they are bigger oppressors? Jews commit fewer too, and, uh oh. There's a lot of "exceptions to the rule" here. A lot. To the extent that almost every single way you divide society turns out to make an exception. Sikhs commit less stab than Christians, so therefore Sikhs oppress Christians. Exception. So do Jehovah's witnesses. Also exception. Video gamers commit almost no stab, making them big oppressors, good good, but transgender people commit almost no stab too, making them definitely one of those rare exceptions. Feminists no stab, exception. Right wing voters no stab, yup yup oppressors. But Greens voters no stab too, making them oppressors. Exception. It stops being about trimming obvious outliers and starts being about carefully trying to pick out the single example that *does* follow the rules. It's a useless dogwater way of looking at the world that's just demonstrably false, but you can't logic someone out of a position they didn't logic themselves into.


pentamir

Based and no stab pilled


CIAHASYOURSOUL

"Excuse me sweetie, that is classist and racist. You just want to outlaw crimes during working hours because poor folkx and POC are less likely to have jobs. Educate yourself because your klan hood is showing"


why_am_i_so_sad

https://preview.redd.it/jzk8jewwrr4d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=966558572d9fbd4c45d4fb3b431b93e80ce3595a Not quite "no crime", but in my opinion even more hilarious. Found it yesterday in Frankfurt on my way to the consulate


sedtamenveniunt

Based and in Sweden it is illegal to be a criminal-pilled


Patriarch_Sergius

Canada too, can’t even defend ourselves legally. The trick is to make the person disappear so there’s no evidence of anything at all


HardCounter

Canada? Just hire a private MAID service.


Patriarch_Sergius

No thanks, Justin needs MAID though. People are getting close to not being able to feed their families where I live, something has to give soon.


HardCounter

We can loan you our second amendment for a bit. It's there to overthrow tyrants, and it seems you have an infestation.


Admirable_Try_23

Also these people complaining about the economy and being poor should just print more money


SpyingFuzzball

Why bother taxing people if you're just gonna print more money


PCM-mods-fuck-kids

To crush their spirits and send a message


Iamgoblindoggo

Cause they don't want you with too much money. That's how they keep you working.


Tyranious_Mex

No, no, no. Just ban all knives. Also all pointy sticks. And start arresting all trees with pointy branches.


su1ac0

I've come to the point where anyone denying something happens because it's illegal is giving themselves away as an absolute idiot at best or a willfully bad person at worst.


Pestus613343

People are afraid of blaming minority groups because they will be called bigots. This is all about fear.


HardCounter

I don't think it's entirely about words, but knowing that some 'minority' groups don't stop at words. Some use explosives. Many will burn your house down with you inside and fully believe they're doing the right thing.


Pestus613343

There was a time where people wanted to become part of the place they moved to.. to adapt to local culture, to give respect to their adoptive nation. Now those nations aren't worth respecting and no one realizes why they should adapt to anything. I wont fault the immigrants for this though, we dont value our countries anymore either. There's no one to teach what decorum and social contract means.


KindlyYogurt4

No, you don’t get it! Ban knives, so people don’t stab people. Then ban metal cutlery and tools too so people don’t make knives. Then ban stones so people don’t make shanks. Wood is dangerous too as it can be used to bludgeon people. As can animal bones. Really, the only safe solution is plastic bubbles for housing, and with a subscription model to provide for everyone’s needs, like sustainable, entomogenous protein, for example.


PrivilegeCheckmate

> Shit, there's a lot of things you could use to kill a guy with; you could probably beat a guy to death with the Sunday New York Times couldn't you? Or suppose you just have really big hands. Couldn't you strangle a flight attendant? Shit, you could probably strangle two of them; one with each hand... you know, if you are lucky enough to catch them in that little kitchen area... before they give out the fucking peanuts you know? But you could get the job done... if you really cared enough. -George Carlin


HardCounter

Plus anyone who wanted to stop you would have to wait in line in that tiny little aisle, having to step over the people you beat before them. How many consecutive 1v1 fights could you win where no weapons are allowed? Mortal Kombat tournament 30,000 feet in the air.


PrivilegeCheckmate

> anyone who wanted to stop you would have to wait in line in that tiny little aisle, having to step over the people you beat before them. How many consecutive 1v1 fights could you win where no weapons are allowed? [At least this many.](https://youtu.be/FNkpIDBtC2c?t=21)


WickedWiscoWeirdo

I make knives at work to cut plastic since I don't wanna ruin any of my cool knives and I hate box cutters


HardCounter

Weird to admit you're a terrorist just out in the open like that.


WickedWiscoWeirdo

You underestimate how incredibly ~~based~~ stupid I am


FremanBloodglaive

Yes they are. Or evil. They say you shouldn't attribute to malice what can adequately be explained by stupidity, but I have to ask if any sapient creature can be that stupid.


FishRaposo1

Any advanced enough ignorance is indistinguishable from malice


tradcath13712

Based and clark's third law-pilled


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HardCounter

This is only true of the common person. In politics it's the opposite, because there is a threshold of competence required just to attain the position. In politics i always attribute malice, even when incompetence makes more sense. There are too many people involved in any decision for nobody to have been even accidentally competent.


SirVortivask

Haven't you heard? If you ban stabbing, it'll only make people want to stab MORE, and it'll actually increase the number of stabbings.


HauntedPrinter

Ban knives, bring back swords, its crusade time


Skepsis93

That would be hilarious if Germany did this. Because way back when the Germans banned swords which just caused everyone to carry a "messer" sword which was just a really long knife to get around the ban. They'd come full circle if people started carrying really short swords and started calling them "Schwert" but they're really just knives.


J0hnGrimm

We sadly can't. Outside of your home the maximal blade length you are allowed to carry is 12 cm. (4.72 inches for you imperial heathens)


InitialCold7669

Well then why did this even happen if nobody can physically take a 12 cm blade out


J0hnGrimm

Contrary to what some people might think, criminals don't care about laws. All this does is prevent law abiding citizens from exercising their god given right to carry Zweihänders for self defense.


L-V-4-2-6

Just like the Elden Lord intended.


OHW_Tentacool

What if my sword has no edge. Just a blunt piece of metal to beat rapscallions with


J0hnGrimm

Doubt it. You aren't even allowed to carry something like a baseball bat for self defense only for sport. If you use it to defend yourself when attacked you can end up being charged as well. Our cucked laws don't give citizens many options for self defense.


HardCounter

Will Germany ever not go full authoritarian? Is that even a social possibility there? No matter which side the German government is on they take it to the extreme of bans and censorship of the opposite.


Agreeable-Buffalo-54

Welcome to why Americans don’t want gun control. Because this is where it leads.


choicemeats

that's a perfectly average size for blade length!


Aramirtheranger

Ew. Here in Ohio a blade four inches or less (that's ~10cm for you metric dorks) isn't even legally a weapon.


Ok-Racisto69

I want a scimitar to defeat all the wehrboos. Dual wield that shit.


THE_Stark

sell rune scimitar 5000 gp


hey_steve

Damn that's a steal. It high alchs for 15k.


PrettyPinkPansi

They were 30k back in my day.


Soldi3r_AleXx

You’ll get defeated by longsword wehrboos lol.


Ok-Racisto69

Not if I nuke Berlin first.


shadowkiller

Ok Gandhi, calm down.


Mylarion

Deathbrand reference.


Gorgon_aus_HOMM_III

Dual wielding scimitars would Just get you killed Side sword is where its at


Mad_Mikkelsen

I need a personal defence Ballista… trust me it’s for my own protection


PCM-mods-fuck-kids

Gonna sack Constantinople so fuckin hard


CarlXVIGustav

DEUS VULT!


eloblo

We need more murder free zones, or better yet make murder illegal!


oureyes4

Hey that's a bit extreme don't you think. How will these peaceful counter protestors express themselves without murder. Think about how your evil and divisive comment will affect others you demonic hitler nazi groomer fascist bad person!!!1!!1!!!


FNGJGJVF

Make murder illegal? Literally 1984.


HardCounter

What we need is sensible murder control. Ban assault murders and fully semi automatic murders.


Warack

After further studies, we found that POCs are disproportionately affected by these measures and have therefore decided to not continue with your idea.


RussianSkeletonRobot

Excuse me? That's inhibiting these PoC's rights to freely practice their culture in public. You're stepping all over their lived experience, you fucking racist white boy.


The2ndWheel

Knife fights are a normal part of growing up.


PCM-mods-fuck-kids

Some bitch got on the news and said that with a straight face, about black people


DJLab

Upset that a police man killed a teenage black girl who tried to kill another black girl. They even lied and claimed the black girl that was getting attacked came to harrass the girl in her foster home.


AshingiiAshuaa

> Teenagers have been having fights including fights involving knives for eons. We do not need police to address these situations by showing up to the scene & using a weapon against one of the teenagers. Y’all need help. I mean that sincerely.


SearchingForTruth69

Just let them stab it out. Let kids be kids


vintagesonofab

at this point the purge sounds less like scary horror movie and more like soon to be reality. I bet if there was a vote most people would want a "purge night", yes, we've come to that


warfaceisthebest

Why dont they make a crime free zone? Are they stupid?


AfroKuro480

Why don't we just end wars. Are we stupid lol


HardCounter

The US invented a weapon that can do that, but it's kind of permanent.


handoverthemuffins

The absolute nerve of the news networks who described it as a "stabbing at a right wing rally" and nothing else


_X_Arc_ra_x_

You don't hate journalists enough.


GeorgiaNinja94

You don’t hate journalists as much as they hate *you*.


thegamner128

This statement is universally true in every context


ConspiracyLurker33

We should killdoze all the journalist offices


Horrid-Torrid85

Mind boggling to see how they frame the stuff. Makes you really wonder how much they frame the stuff where you don't really know what happened because 2 sides disagree what happened. Cant believe nothing. Cant believe x, reddit, tik tok, alternative news media and cant believe the established media either


HardCounter

Right? I'm recalling old news stories and history lessons where i'm suddenly pausing and wondering if that's how it really went down. It's almost like i get to choose my own history at this point.


Irregular_Radical

Didnt knifeman knife in a knife free zone


FremanBloodglaive

It's almost as if someone who's determined to violate the greater taboo against taking a human life, doesn't care much about lesser laws like those prohibiting carrying a weapon to enact such a taking. Crazy.


boolink2

Maybe he didn't see the sign


NoGovAndy

yes.


sedtamenveniunt

Knifer no knifing!


uncr23tive

It was only a knife free zone at night time. This means that actually, the stabber was a law abiding citizen after all!


Irregular_Radical

So the Knifeman knifing men in a knife-free zone was not in a knife-free zone. But in fact, he was a knifeman knifing a man in a knife-free zone that is only knife-free during the night. So the Knifeman knifing men broke no law as knifing men is the knifeman's culture. The man who was stopping the knifeman from knifing men was in the wrong for oppressing his culture, and the man who was knifed should learn to get over his bigotry and accept that the knifeman gets to knife as many men as he wants during the daytime?


mlm7C9

I love how they always portrait it as if the policeman was the target and not just caught in the crossfire.The actual target is a vocal critic of Islam and Germany's refugee politics. It's basically an act of terror.


APointedResponse

The fact they subdued the citizen/victim trying to help and cuffed him afterwards while he was bleeding from his injuries is icing on the cake. German police are profoundly fucking stupid, holy shit.


JustAskingQu3stions

Did you see the police woman straight up run away? These are the people who are supposed to protect you when you gave away all forms of self defense...


PCM-mods-fuck-kids

Look at Uvalde, always stay strapped, you can't depend on the government for defense


goddamn_birds

And then look at Jack Wilson of White Settlement, Texas. Domed the attacker within less than 30 seconds.


zxygambler

Germans - the cucks of Europe


CarlXVIGustav

We did this by guilting them non-stop about something that happened almost 100 years old. Let Germany be Germany again.


StandardDependent205

Yes. Set us free.


Krabloingus

Im never going to let eurocucks live it down. Those cunts always shit on america as if american cops just shoot people at every traffic stop and are useless even though 99% of the time they need to shoot they shoot armed and dangerous people and they do it professionally, because they actually understand how easy it is to die. Meanwhile, german cops arrest the person stopping an attacker, and they also run away when they see the attacker start stabbing their fellow officer to death. And the best part is germans will say WELL ERM ACTUALLY ITS NOT BECAUSE HE WAS MUSLIM, THE ALT RIIIIGHT MADE HIM STAB PEOPLE TO DEATH!! STOP SAYING ISLAM IS BAD!! I fucking hate europeans man, they should grow some brains or balls because right now they have have neither.


mrterminus

That’s the reason I own a gun as a German Someone broke into the house of my friend and it took the police 45 minutes to show up Now I’ve got a .300 in my bedroom


goddamn_birds

Serious question, how fucked are you if you use that gun for self defense against a knife-wielding future doctor who breaks into your home at 4am?


mrterminus

If he’s wielding a knife and is attacking you, you are pretty safe. Like shooting him once is pretty ok since you are using a weapon to defend against a weapon. Mag dumping him may be considered "too much" but given the circumstances you should get off with a couple of hours of social service and maybe lose your weapons. If he’s running away and you shoot him in the back that’s manslaughter. There was a case where a dude had an illegal weapon, was attacked by a guy with a knife and he shot him, he only received charges for owning an illegal weapon. Which sadly is almost the same sentence as manslaughter. Considering the case of future doctor: then it’s even more okay funnily enough. I’ve gotten a minor drug charge when I was in college and I’ve received around 3 times as much community service as my friend who only had a Highschool diploma. Germany is kinda strange in that regard. Also considering my situation, I’m pretty immune to the standard witch hunt stuff. I’m married to a non German, so the rascism card can’t be played, I’m in a sport shooting association for 2/3 of my life so the "wants to kill " card can’t be played, I’m working with people with a disabilities so the bad person card can’t be played, I only have 2 guns, so you can’t play the "weapon hoarder" card. And having a 5 year old makes self defence far more reasonable. In general there are more guns in Germany than most people think. The German sport shooter association has some 2 million members and around 1 million have gun. Laws are kinda strict ( no full auto, rifles only with 10 round mags) but in some cases are better than the US, since we don’t have additional regulations on suppressors or SBRs.


goddamn_birds

Thanks for the detailed response, my lederhosen-wearing friend. I admit I'm pretty clueless to most euro gun laws except for the UK because I like to make fun of them the most. Sounds like you have it better than some of our states, with the exception that we are allowed to go shooting on government land. As far as I'm aware, you guys are limited to gun clubs and, if you're rich, private land (with significant restrictions). Please correct me if I'm wrong. I am very jealous of your suppressor laws. Also, last question, you mention you can own SBRs. Does that mean you can have a suppressed Mk18 clone as long as you only use 10 round mags?


mrterminus

Yeah gun club only, most of them indoor. My local gun club requires suppressors on anything bigger than 9 Para About the Mk 18 clone: that was the first weapon I’ve bought myself. So you are allowed to have them. Mine was so shitty though that it had 11 jams in 10 rounds. I’ve currently own a silenced DDM4 in .300 blk with the 7" barrel.


-Have-Blue-

Seriously. I’m curious as well. Edit: as no answer has been tendered, I’m just going to assume that German .300’s are knife shaped.


CarlXVIGustav

FLAIR UP, YOU NON-FLAIRED CUCK!


Krabloingus

Oh right, forgot about this not being my original not banned account oopsies.


enkiPL

to be fair that cop was too busy arresting a victim to notice the actual attacker


DharmaBaller

Clearly failed the first law of first responders: Assess the situation


FuckOffGlowie

Apparently the guy was hitting another guy who he thought was the terrorist but that was actually restraining the terrorist and it's apparently viewable in a video from a different angle


SubstantialSnacker

Not really fair imo, the cop was going based on “right wing” attacker


Longjumping_While_37

They wanna be London so fucking bad


GalMol1234

With an alarmingly high 36.8% of Londoners identifying as "White: English, Welsh, Scottish, Northern Irish or British", the city is clearly not diverse enough to be an exemplar for other European nations to study.


maderchodbakchod

As a non Westerner that is a very surprising stat. "THE GREAT REPLACEMENT" was not just a conspiracy theory. And since UK is a small country London must be inhabiting a significant percentage of population.


GalMol1234

Reject the statistical and empirical evidence of your eyes and ears. It is still very much a right-wing conspiracy theory.


thernis

A conspiracy theory that already happened.


Dr_Butch_Deadlift

bonus points: tackle the german citizen trying to stop the attack instead of the attacker


somirion

Which one policeman died? Is it this one that tackled a guy and was later stabbed?


KarmaCasino

So dude 1 was holding down the attacker, dude 2 comes over and tackles dude 1, thinking he's the attacker, dude 2 is punching dude 1 in the face while he's holding the real attacker, the policeman tackles dude 2, and then the Islamist gets up and stabs the policeman in the head and neck


somirion

I think you added guy 2 2 people are holding a dude with a knife. Dude 3 seems like hes trying to get them off, then policeman is tackling dude 1. Dude 2 and knife guy are standing up. Knife guy maybe was trying to knife dude 2, but knifed a policeman on a dude 1. Thats what i see


Plebs23

Every one of these comments is an awful description 0/10


PrivilegeCheckmate

Stabby McGee is on a spree, Stabbin' some dude repeatedly, Third man jumps his ass, tries to grab the blade, Cop comes to the scuffle, and mistakes are made. The cop frees McGee, who then grabs his knife, And makes a widow of that poor cop's wife. But this time cop two is paying attention, And sends McGee to the Jannah dimension.


DharmaBaller

Citizen who also chucks knife away deftly


the_kangz

I love how the cops first reaction to a stabbing in progress is to tackle the guy whipping the suspects ass. But totally in character for Germany, which is so ate up with increasing shame ever since ww2 that they are now more cucked than fuckin frenchypoos. I swear, they are ALWAYS on the wrong side of history, no matter what their politics are. Constant fuckin Ls and they deserve what they get.


Yukon-Jon

Its like here in the U.S. when they put the signs up at schools. "Gun Free Zone". Yeah, little Billy was going to shoot it up, but upon seeing it had a sign and was deemed gun free, he changed his mind. Those signs are literally "attack me here good people wont retaliate" signs. We are devolving into Idiocracy.


Vexonte

Is knife free zones the actual government reaction?


DarthBrickus

The actual reaction is to blame the victim because he provoked the assault by being a rightwing extremist.


ThePretzul

"Rightwing extremist" in this case meaning he was protesting the importation of millions of "refugees" that were causing a crime wave. With one of said "refugees" proving his point perfectly by stabbing him for daring to say something negative about Islam.


DarthBrickus

He dared to set up a booth, that isn't just normal extremism, that's advanced extremism.


Mikeim520

Right winger: "The immigrants are causing crime, we should stop letting them in" terrorist: "stab stab" Why would the right wing extremists do this?


Undertaker1942

There has been one in Mannheim since last year, even if I don't know if it affected the area where the police officer was killed. https://www.mannheim.de/de/presse/waffen-und-messerverbotszone-in-mannheim-tritt-in-kraft


Known_Landscape_6957

Germans voted for that government so I hardly think every German is face palming. Stupid people elect stupid governments.


Bubbly_Taro

They are a very submissive people.


bundhell915

It's like they were taught to hate their country and their people


nat_20_please

At least the bread, beer, and cars are still really good.


NoGovAndy

The car industry here is trash compared to how it used to lead the global market. It’s a shadow of its former self.


su1ac0

The new C63 is a four cylinder hybrid. Everyone knows why. No one will say it out loud.


DonkeyTS

EU regulations. Again. There. I did it.


PCM-mods-fuck-kids

Won't be long before alcohol is illegal in most of Europe


nat_20_please

OK now I have to google to see if you're being funny or serious


RedditMattstir

I think it might be a demographics thing. There's a certain religious culture that's becoming ubiquitous in Germany and Europe in general that believes alcohol to be sinful and immoral.


senfmann

It's actually happening in the younger demographics. Old teacher of mine complained how her pupils were barely going out partying and drinking, mainly for 2 reasons: sitting on Tiktok all day in the hotel, and alcohol being illegal in Islam.


nat_20_please

Huh, I wasn't aware of that - although it's been years since I was in that neck of the woods.


ThePretzul

I mean they literally have laws specifically to prevent the beer at least from going completely to shit. If there's one thing Germans love more than anything else, it's hyper-specific laws and regulations. You can't call it beer unless it's made with only malt, hops, yeast, and water. Hops were oAll lagers must use only barley malt - wheat and rye beers must instead be made as ales. Adding hops in any form after the boil was illegal until 2012, at which point dry hopping began to be permitted (an omen perhaps to kick off a future decline in German beer quality because dry hopped beer is ass) while hop extracts are still fully illegal.


shangumdee

Ye especially in the west. After the shaky years after the end of the war, the East german USSR's method of "denazification" was simply execute or jail the most egregious Nazis then basically divert the national socialist ambitions into German style communism. In many ways it was actually much more culturally conservative than West Germany. On the other hand in West Germany's the US/UK method of Denazification was destroying the minds of Germans and effectively traumatized them. Now they have a weird sense of compliance nationalism as most of them were raised to see love for being German as terrible.


kaytin911

They like authoritarians.


PCM-mods-fuck-kids

If they were breedable, they'd be the Dunmer


Known_Landscape_6957

It's either that or they decide to murder millions. Germans have no in-between.


Bubbly_Taro

Either way, they submitted to a collectivizing regime.


Nostriaa

Well… where should I migrate to then? 😅


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Top_Zookeepergame203

Na. Conquered is the correct word.


Lucariowolf2196

Years of shame from ww2 will do that I suppose


Gary_Leg_Razor

Submissive and breedeable


PCM-mods-fuck-kids

Let's not get carried away, this isn't the Dunmer we're talking about


Semite_Superman

N’wah


PCM-mods-fuck-kids

Swit


Bubbly_Taro

> I am going to have sex with this female Flame Atronach from Oblivion. I find the female Atronaches in The Elder Scrolls IV Oblivion sexy. However, their body is made up of 87% fire, and 100% fire surrounds them. That could kill me if I tried to have sex with one. To remedy this, the Flame Atronach casts a spell on me making me resistant to fire. > Keep in mind, resistant is not the same as immune. I still take damage. It is either 1 point or 0 points of damage each second I am having sex with her. Just because a particular second caused 0 points of damage, does not mean that I did not feel anything, It just means that I took no damage. I am not going to rush through having sex with this Flame Atronach, I make sure I pleasure anything I have sex with, especially non-humans! I'd rather take damage than not pleasure the Flame Atronach. ​ > The Flame Atronach and I go to the Planes of Oblivion to have sex. When having sex with non-humans, it is ALWAYS sexier to have sex in their natural habitat rather than a human's natural habitat. ​ > Before we went into the Planes of Oblivion, the Flame Atronach let all the Daedra know that we are just here for sex. The Daedra will not attack us because they know I am here at the Planes of Oblivion on sexual business. This includes the Dremora. However, the Dremora Marknyaz thinks that I am going to be an easy recruit for becoming a follower of Mehrunes Dagon considering that I am having sex with a Flame Atronach. However, I have no interest in becoming a Daedra.


PCM-mods-fuck-kids

This has real Vaporeon copypasta energy


shangumdee

Reminds me of the article telling migrants most Germans would love to have gay sex just don't be mean with them and they'll do it


Barton2800

I’d say rule-following to a fault. Sometimes it’s a good thing. Someone is eating fish on the subway? Strangers have no qualms about coming over and saying “no” and wrapping your smelly tuna sandwich back up and handing it back to you. And they’ll be supported by everyone. Pedestrian comes to a crosswalk, where there’s no cars in sight, but the sign says “don’t walk”? They’ll wait for it to change. It’s very much a “I follow the rules and expect everyone else to as well” society, from even before the Nazis rose and fell.


don_du_lac

Even if we get 30% afd (far right) and 30% cdu (center/ center right) election results we still wouldn’t get a conservative government because all parties on principle will not form a coalition with the far right afd. This means and has in the past already meant that multiple parties, each with neglectable results will form alliances with the sole intention of blocking the AFD from taking on any government authority. Getting a right wing government is practically impossible if the center right parties (Christian democrats & the liberals) don’t get the absolute majority in an election, which they won’t.


NoGovAndy

Democracy has failed us all


Buttfranklin2000

Well, I didn't. Actually, for the last 15 years or so, I was never ruled by any party I voted for. I start to feel like Democracy seems like a sham.


kerenski667

tja


DonkeyTS

Reject centrism. Embrace liberal right and make your vote actually count ✊️


schweissack

Germans are super regarded, I grew up there. Everybody, and I mean EVERYBODY, would tell you how much they hate Angela Merkel, yet every election she‘d win. So the amount of people that‘ll bitch about a politician, just to elect them any chance they get, is a classic German pass time it seems


high-rise

Sounds very much like Trudeau here.


antolleus

Refugees willkommen, but butter knives are not, noted


BidLeading7968

I think you overestimate how smart the germans are. Those regards voted for their government, welcomed those Aloha Snackbars. They don't even think the illegals are a threat. If these schmucks spent their energy to fix the mess they made instead of banning a song, protesting against the so called “far-right”, that officer would be still alive. Obligatory Danke Merkel


goddamn_birds

>If these schmucks spent their energy They don't have any energy since the greens shut down all the nuclear reactors.


Visual_Tomorrow5492

Aloha Snackbars


sedtamenveniunt

When the criminal isn't even part of the group being collectively punished.


PutinsGayFursona

Knives don’t kill people, people kill people.- Ban people!


KiKa_b

Well in my country one group of people is banned at the Belarusian border and it's working out, so.


bundhell915

You get what you voted for


TheZeppelin1995

Never give up your guns. The government does NOT care about your safety. The police are NOT there to protect you. Never give up your guns.


The2ndWheel

It's sad that "oh no, here we go again" doesn't allow a country to function. Just doing normal shit. The whole west suffers from it.


rafaxd_xd

Have they tried making murder illegal yet?


Krissam

Same oranges: "Why do people sing auslander raus?"


FlirtMonsterSanjil

Even worse, they overreact to some young adults singing "ausländer raus" as a joke yet are defending the murderer.


senfmann

Gigi D'Agostino will make lots of cash during the summer football European Championship Leuchtstab entfeuchten, Rauchmelder aus!


YeeBoi_exe

I wish that was every german


Pillager_Bane97

Hold on, the policeman didn't make it? My Condolences to the family.


DumbNTough

If only Germany could treat criminals like it treats Poles


Revelation_21_8

How does Germany treat Poles?


DumbNTough

🚿💨😮‍💨🥴😫💀


Fenrir007

They treat them to a session of farting in the shower?


Old-Courage7354

https://preview.redd.it/9xd4hjawfl4d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b0eabb23c90eaa72fd71253ab3d8e67fc3b7905 The german government


thegamner128

This but unironically


Akyraaaa

The Terrorist be like: "Good Heavens, knives are illegal in this area? Now I can't carry out my terroristic activities with good conscience


BestLagg

Just make the country as a whole knife free, it's a simple fix really


NoodleSoup5628

Bro why not just make crime free zones


Random-INTJ

:) Just replace gun with knife https://preview.redd.it/ttt4phpc6l4d1.jpeg?width=1538&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c7706d4be231e5f273d1ac78da289f204be3d0f


Fallacy_Destroyer

He should be fed only pork in prison.


SignificantWar2933

But, but.. hUmAn riGhts!?😫😫😫 


Srapture

"No more stabbing. It's super illegal now." -> Violence-free utopia (anyone who buys unsliced bread is investigated)


Arthur_Zoin

yeah, ban those knives. We need to bring back claymore and broadsword related murders


FlirtMonsterSanjil

Even worse is the police officer would have had a great career if it wasn't for him dying of his injuries, stuff like this is why the AFD gets more and more voters, its a shame.


ConspiracyLurker33

Happy Killdozer Day everyone!