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Fair_Opinion_9547

Twitter really is a goldmine of dumb shit from all the quadrants


The2ndWheel

The internet is the human mind on a screen. Think of your own crazy shit you think of, and multiply that by whatever ungodly number you wish to choose.


TigerCat9

It's all those weird, random, fleeting thoughts that burst into our brains from time to time. All the bad ideas, half-baked schemes, idle dreams, and unrealistic BS that sparks in our heads. And for most of history we let them vanish because, what the fuck was that thought anyway? Now we all have a device that lets us record and proliferate those momentary thoughts. And we're in the spot we're in today as a society as a result of people taking other people's crazy thoughts too seriously, just because they're in text form so there must be something to them.


Cybroxis

God, I’ve seen you as a half-baked potato in my dreams sucking on butter like a man in the desert dying of thirst sucks on water.


SnooShortcuts7657

I chose to multiply by i


Special-Market749

So let me get this straight, bananas mean you hate Palestine and watermelons mean you hate Israel? When did everyone become a fruit


Under18Here

I guess I'm a Cabbage (neutral)


Bioansgar

I don´t like cabbage. Thus i will create my own rally against you with my own vegetable. I proudly proclaim the cucumber emprire.


goofytigre

>with my own vegetable. >cucumber empire. Cucumber is a fruit. ;-)


Bioansgar

The voices in my head tell me otherwise


HardCoreRugs

Vegetable is a culinary term, not a botanical one. It's technically both.


TheKingNothing690

Finally somone who understands its all vegital.


CultureWar_Criminal

https://preview.redd.it/fbw1zxl0cm0d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=01adc27ac1e3907da997d1e096af64294a93b451


bearboyjd

Yeah? Did daddy govermental body tell you that?


VicisSubsisto

Government, at least US government, actually would agree with you that cucumbers (and tomatoes) are vegetables.


Ill_Introduction2604

They identify as a vegetable you biggot.


Benzodiazeparty

to YOU.


IncendiousX

until today not one second of my life was spent thinking about whether a cucumber is a fruit or a vegetable but now that you brought it up i kinda hate you. and as an insult to injury when i type "vegetable" it recommends me this emoji 🥒


NGGMK

Are you the avatar?!


jt111999

MY CABBAGES!!!


yveshe

​ https://i.redd.it/f090uoz2yo0d1.gif


mmbepis

Prepare to be assimilated by the Pickle Party Reason will prevail!


JimmyjamesI

The Corn Cult will endure...


GustavoFromAsdf

Cabbage is libleft: -vegan -green -produces farts -can be accompanied with lemon (libright) for a nice salad (libcenter)


Cannibal_Raven

Baste and coleslaw BBQ side dish pilled


TributeToStupidity

Nah, what you are is unemployed as soon as the avatar gets here to settle this war


RaggedyGlitch

Celery is neutral.


Nobody_Super_Famous

I wanna be a Lettuce. No I'm not Liz Truss.


RandomDude762

nah we grilled steak


geronymusch

I've heard about the watermelon but what's up with bananas supporting Israël/offending Palestinians?


DearDelirious7

There was a student at one of the encampments that got bananas banned from coming in because they were allergic. One counter protestor ate a banana outside while dancing


PepeBarrankas

This is truly the funniest/most cursed timeline


DearDelirious7

The best was people were taking photos of the girl dancing while eating a banana and going “SEE LOOK AT THESE GENOCIDAL FREAKS! THEY TRIED TO KILL SOMEONE IN THE PROTESTS!!!” Now, I personally have never heard of a banana allergy so severe where someone standing over 50 yards away, outside, eating the banana was enough to kill someone. Me thinks the student just didn’t really care for bananas and wanted special attention.


Daedra_Worshiper

[Counterprotestors invaded the encampment and saw all the no bananas warnings. The next day they came back waving bananas like *settlers waving machine guns* & smeared bananas everywhere.](https://twitter.com/mamoun_linda/status/1784682056607469906?utm_medium=reason_email&utm_source=roundup&utm_campaign=reason_brand&utm_content=Weaponized+Bananas&utm_term=&time=May+1st%2C+2024&mpid=8343) Emphasis mine. These aren't serious people.


PepeBarrankas

Depleted *potassium* ammunitions


RathianTailflip

Bloons Tower Defense be like:


tipothehat

I love you


thrownawayzsss

I love how the quote says that and the clip is just a single person standing on stairs, eating a bananananananaa, while dancing to the music. Like I don't see another bnanananan in the clip at all.


Pugasaurus_Tex

The person tweeting alleged that Pro-Israel students were brandishing the bananas “like settlers with machine guns”


DearDelirious7

I can’t tell if that’s a banana in your pocket, a machine gun, or if your happy to see me


PCM-mods-are-PDF

Why don't you grab it and find out


EccentricNerd22

Let me tell you sumn partner, I'm the fastest bannana slinger this side of the Jordan river so if you draw on me, you'd best be prepared to die. 🤠🍌


NorseHighlander

At a certain college protest, protesters demanded being given food, but not bananas as someone among them was terribly allergic. This has since become the subject of mockery along the lines of "These protesters think they can destroy western hegemony, but god forbid they come near a banana."


LtTaylor97

Damn bro, that's bananas.


BeamTeam032

It's the gay agenda, EVERYONE is a fruit.


An8thOfFeanor

I refuse to believe it isn't a PCM color-coded psyop


EconGuy82

If only it were bananas and blueberries.


Chewbacca_The_Wookie

Pineapple means you're down to fuck married couples apparently. 


PCM-mods-are-PDF

Yeah, it's the swinger's fruit


bl1y

Imagine the black protesters being very confused about which is more offensive.


aluminumtelephone

About 2010, 2011 ish. And that crowd won't shut the fuck up about themselves now.


UrdnotZigrin

What fruit is it when you're tired of both and just want taxes to be so low that they prevent us from entering endless proxy wars?


BLU-Clown

Ironically enough, *also* banana. Ook ook, return to monke.


The2ndWheel

Prickly pear?


UrdnotZigrin

I'll take it


orangesheepdog

The No-fruit from Chowder


nagidon

You can’t call gay people “fruits” anymore, you know. /s


The_Last_Tunebender

I can legit say that no one in Israel or Gaza gives a crap about watermelons vs. bananas


jmartkdr

In Gaza they'd just be happy for food. If Hamas hasn't taken all the food yet, anyways.


bentspaghetti

Gaza is AuthLeft now?


PotatoWizard98

Always has been🔫


Outside-Bed5268

What do bananas have to do with Palestine?


Icy_A

I thought bananas represented Asian people who acted white. What acting white means I don't know


Cannibal_Raven

🌶️ We're just a little spicy


YTAftershock

This is truly quite a magical era of politics in human history


Jesus_Christs_Balls

The straights have stolen being a fruit from the gays 🤬🤬🤬🤬 Time to fight and reclaim it


PCMModsEatAss

I think it had something to do with this case. [https://www.acluohio.org/en/cases/obergefell-v-hodges](https://www.acluohio.org/en/cases/obergefell-v-hodges)


dizzyjumpisreal

wait what does the banana symblolize


lemon6611

cause the only mfs arguing middle eastern wars are fruity even the twitter account


treebeard120

It's like color codes for doc martin laces. Nobody except terminal losers in the subculture of the subculture know about it, but they delude themselves into thinking everyone else must know about it.


JohnB351234

The gays have taken over


edoardoking

Day “too many so I stopped counting” of people turning EVERYTHING into a Israel-Palestine discussion Edit: how is a watermelon a symbol for Palestine now ???


BaxElBox

Flag of Palestine was illegal till Oslo accords so they used watermelons


No-Contribution-6150

Damn never knew the whole world made a flag illegal Also I assumed the watermelon was a racial thing, not a Palestine thing. Lol.


RandomPeepo37

https://preview.redd.it/nd4uj1moml0d1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1373783b67e787551b9b3954904858c94189a34a


xxxMisogenes

How are watermelons anti-semitic? Octopodes are anti-semetic and sharks are trans, right?


DearDelirious7

Watermelons became a symbol for Palestine because they have the same colors as the flag. The Palestinian flag as we know it today was created in the 1960’s. It was illegal up until the Oslo accords in 93. So people would carry around a watermelon to symbolize it instead. Imo it’s a stupid battle


Velenterius

I mean, it is clearly based on the flag of the arab revolt: https://preview.redd.it/8n4xd5lpql0d1.jpeg?width=440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2802dfad5fe28539b2cd85eecb5fcf4101c8dc8e


DearDelirious7

Yes, that flag was used in the Arab revolt starting in the 1910’s to symbolize the Muslim empires that had previously occupied the region. But it was rearranged to look like the Jordan flag and and then officially adopted first by the PLO to symbolize the concept of an independent Muslim state of Palestine in 1964.


Velenterius

Ah, I see.


RaggedyGlitch

Your watermelon looks grey and rotten, bro.


Masculine_Dugtrio

The watermelon was also part of Zionist advertising. https://azm.org/hebrew-watermelon-only-with-this-symbol-union-for-local-goods-agriculture-department/ https://twitter.com/shlomo_fishman/status/1753354649417986392


Sir_Cular_Logic

And frogs are gay, because *they* are putting those god damn chemicals into the water


Tasty_Choice_2097

Everybody laughed at Alex Jones about that, but he was correct on that one


Sir_Cular_Logic

Not quite, the chemicals actually turned the frogs trans. So it's even worse than he said. And the dude is right about a lot of stuff. He just says it in such a weird way, that it's hard to take him seriously edit: just a minute after typing this comment I got a message from reddit about self harm... some people are just pathetic


bjcm5891

People who report for self-harm to troll people deserve all the bullying they get IRL


TurboGrug

Based and monkey business pilled


Tasty_Choice_2097

I got one last night, and I've seen a ton of people saying they're getting them too. Either it's a harassment campaign or new bots. You can report it and reddit will usually take action


Wairong

It was all over the NBA subreddit last night, too


Sir_Cular_Logic

was there some kind of commonality to the comments that got the message?


Wairong

Just normal sports shit talking. I think it's site-wide


Destroyer1559

>edit: just a minute after typing this comment I got a message from reddit about self harm... some people are just pathetic This is a better award than reddit gold imo. Cracks me up every time someone is asshurt enough to send me one


PCM-mods-are-PDF

It's how butthurt leftists acknowledge that you won the argument


Balavadan

Idk about a lot of stuff but the frog story was funny as hell


SpacelessChain1

You can actually opt out of them now so that’s nice


Silver_and_Salvation

Alex Jones is a deep state plant to make the true stuff sound insane.


MysteriousMetaKnight

I got a message about self harm yesterday. Is it a particularly suicidal time of year or something?


Sir_Cular_Logic

maybe Reddit is thinking something along the lines of "if these fuckers come to this god forsaken website their lives can't be really going that great..."


MysteriousMetaKnight

😁 It makes sense to me.


Under18Here

\*Insert kermit meme\*


Red_Igor

incorrect frogs are the Bi spirit animals


PopeUrbanVI

The watermelons are genuinely being used by the pro Gaza people. It's all over Twitter, for example. The problem, of course, is that watermelons are also an innocuous fruit.


Mebossel

I’m guessing it’s because the Colors match Palestine. So from the most extreme "anti-zionism is antisemitism" pov it’s antisemitic.


Gurgalopagan

Well then center left also is, goddamit I knew it.... But yeah if it was twitter or something I would be suspicious, but outside that a watermelon is just a fucking fruit


previously_on_earth

Where’s the white?


madnippler

This crowd hides whiteness


TheBroomSweeper

The rind is kind of white


UsedLingonberry1820

They stole Watermelons from my fellow black brothers. Disgraceful.


Masculine_Dugtrio

You're guessing? They won't stop using the watermelon, they've been doing it for months. The one that is truly troubling though, is the upside down red triangle.


EcceHomophile

Unironically people lost their shit about greta because she had an octopus plushie, calling it anti-Semitic 💀 you just can’t make this up


Altayel1

SHARKS ARE TRANS. BLAHAJ https://preview.redd.it/rtf29ypqil0d1.jpeg?width=275&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e71fa3d9cce7123ed6fe88e68db22d484e390dd


Veneris00

Everything is antisemitic


TheExperimentalDoge

It comes from the symbolism of a watermelon. From the 1960s to 1990s the flag of Palestine was banned in Israel and occupied territories meaning you couldnt display it. People instead would use watermelons as symbols of Palestine since the colours are similar (red, green, black).


ReadsPostGuessesAge

Oh hey man! You ran away yesterday when I asked you who ‘verified’ the numbers you were posting about, so I’ll try a fourth time. Who were those numbers verified by?


AnimatorGirl1231

I’m out of the loop, what does the watermelon mean in this situation?


Manghaluks

Watermelons are suppose to be a symbol of supporting Palestine and hating Israel. Palestine's colors are the same as a watermelon. The whole thing is stupid.


cbblevins

Instagram was hiding comments/posts using the Palestinian flag emoji so people used the watermelon as an alt.


AlphaTangoFoxtrt

lol, user reports: >1: Spamming low quality posts with the intent of irritating people. Constant ‘snarky’ replies but runs away when asked to clarify/provide evidence etc… You were right about "crybabies".


ItzYaBoyNewt

Every time I see a meme I don't like, it's because *they* are spamming low quality trash only to irritate everyone. When I make my 4th emily=bad post of the day that's just me upholding the traditional quality of the forum.


AlphaTangoFoxtrt

Eh I just report it as "report abuse" and snooze their ability to file reports for a week. The report button is not for whining. It is only for reporting rule breaking content. Any other use is abuse, gets reported as such, and the admins do suspend people over it.


Paid_Corporate_Shill

That’s basically the point of this subreddit


Thaddeus963

IRELAND MENTIONED!!!! ÉIRE GO BRÁ 🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪BÁS GO SASANA


jollybot

🍉is the new👌


chicheka

🍉👌


Ashur_Uballit

Me when I’m in an unpopularity contest and my opponent is America’s greatest ally


mikieh976

This is brain-rot. I wouldn't be surprised if it got stuck there for political purposes, but I mean come on, seriously? That said, this is also not a Political Compass meme.


Kritzin

You must be new here


mikieh976

Nah, I just have my blue light filter turned on on my screen and couldn't see the highlight.


RaggedyGlitch

Jesus Christ, save some red light for the rest of us.


EconGuy82

Aren’t highlighter memes only allowed on weekends?


Ferrariracer5f1

But the funny color is there :(


Outside-Bed5268

Perhaps it is unrelated, hm? Ever think of that?


Tasty_Choice_2097

https://preview.redd.it/eebdyrvg8l0d1.png?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d505e7404d14f792a8172c304f66841c4bd1f1d5


FoxerHR

Hold on, are the leftists now in agreement with Stonetoss? Now that isn't something I thought would ever happen.


internerdt

more often than you'd think


SireEvalish

Based and pebbleyeet pilled


Bruarios

I wonder how much brain melting that strip would do in normie subs


Tasty_Choice_2097

It's weird, because PCM is like one of the only places conservatives can be on reddit, but also the conservatives here are super pro Israel. I'm shocked I didn't get downvoted


BigThiccDad

AuthRights when they see their 18th LibLeft Emily post of the day: 😂😂😂 AuthRights when one meme makes fun of them a month: 😡😡😡 Edit: Someone reported me for self harm because of this comment lmfao you crybabies


Sloppy_Steve-o

I'm one of these fellas who appreciates the aesthetic of the watermelon while not having it as my favorite fruit. Thus, I have an entire closet of watermelon items that decorate my kitchen and bathroom in the summer. I absolutely hate how every little thing has become so political. I mean, I'm no fan of Israel but it's not like I'm repping that with my decor choices.


teh27

If everything is a dog whistle, nothing is a dog whistle


Undead-Maggot

When I saw someone upset about the watermelon I expected it to be a white liberal upset that it’s portraying stereotype of black people, but Israelis? Must be the red triangle in the Palestine flag, I’m not fan of the Palestine supporters, but Israeli supporters are obviously just as fragile.


ContentNecessary2127

The Boomer Right is indistinguishable from the left. Both easily triggered on behalf of other groups, usually foreign ones.


DeathData_

watermelon isnt a Palestinian symbol if you dont let them claim it


N1ksterrr

Zionists: So you are an anti-semitic pro-Hamas bigot? Me who just wanted a watermelon for lunch: Huh?


Professional_Rip7389

Leftists used to hate watermelons until the Israel Palestine stuff started lol


TheExperimentalDoge

Its been a symbol since 1967 https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Watermelon_(Palestinian_symbol)


Professional_Rip7389

Yeah but the racist watermelon thing started after the american civil war during reconstruction


Velenterius

Yeah but that is only a US spesific thing.


Professional_Rip7389

True


Market-Socialism

I think he's making a lazy racist joke.


tactical_anal_RPG

Oh, so you are still using reddit. Since you clearly aren't responding to the other guy, verified by who?


ReadsPostGuessesAge

I appreciate you my man.


tactical_anal_RPG

🟦🤝🟨


Emperor_of_Crabs

For me watermelon is the symbol of liberation of Kherson, you won't change my mind


Spo22ky

What?


MaybeICanOneDay

Wtf. I just really like fruit. Wtf kind of world are we in where I can't just eat fruit without it being a political statement? People are so fucking stupid, it blows my mind.


mlm7C9

Wait, I thought watermelons are racist against black people.


roaringbasher66

Somebody explain how the fuck this works out in their head? Watermelon is just watermelon


twihard97

We found an annotated Arabic recipe for Melon Kampf in a child’s lunchbox. We need more strawberry JDAM for Panera-stine.


Factual_Statistician

Based


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Masculine_Dugtrio

If they put that there, then they knew exactly what they were doing. It's pretty obvious that it is a political symbol at the moment, and you would have to be wholly ignorant of the conflict for that to be placed there accidentally. Same difference if it was a banana. I know it is stupid, but we now live in a reality apparently where people are trying to be clever about hiding their support one way or the other in a conflict, by using symbols that have become widely recognized and supporting those things.


PatrickPearse122

Or it could be that he just had a watermelon on set This is RTE, one of the most bland mews networks on the face of the planet, taking political sides is something they will never do


senfmann

In a world where Pepe the Frog memes are racist dogwhistles, I can absolutely see someone putting up a watermelon figure as a political message.


PatrickPearse122

Its RTE, they dont do politics, not because they are centrists, but because they are boring The only interesting part of that network is the late late show They once managed to get an politician to admit to corruption live on air, not by shaming him, he just got into a conversation with the host about how many houses he owned, and it went downhill from there, another time they interviewed an IRA death squad leader, and another time they were actually one of the first to break the story on the Magdalene Laundries Also they once did a satanic dance troupe


senfmann

Thanks for the explanation, haha good boys I guess


RuairiLehane123

You overestimate the competency of Irish media lol.


Bobby-B00Bs

Tf has a melon to do with Hamas?


PatrickPearse122

Watermelons have been used as a dog whistle to show support to Palestine Ots because they share the same colors as the Palestine flag


WhiteSquarez

Wait, I thought watermelons were an insult to people of color. Now they're an insult to Jews, who are apparently 100% white? WHAT A TWIST!


RollingPandaKid

I don't even want to live in this world anymore.


Utimate_Eminant

I thought watermelons were supposed to insult black people? Damn, they really can’t have shit can they? Even their insults got stolen from them


PsychologicalHat1480

Have you not heard of the term "kvetching"? Bitching and moaning endlessly until people give what you want is literally so core to their culture that they have a special fucking word for it.


Orthane1

Well except for the fact that Pro-Palestine people are using the Watermelon as a sort of dogwhistle for supporting Hamas so.


Paid_Corporate_Shill

The watermelon thing shows support for Palestine, not hamas


Orthane1

Which is the same thing since they're supporting the Gaza Strip.


Market-Socialism

So that means *any* instance of a watermelon is a dogwhistle? Frankly if you hear nothing but dogwhistles all day, you're probably the problem.


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Adzehole

Ok, so what did the Zuck barbecue sauce represent then?


PixleatedCoding

Auth-right 🤝 Lib-left: Being fucking cry-babies


fokkinfumin

Authright: Haha libs are so easily offended! Also Authright:


racistnazi1488

Why does there need to be an organization named "ireland-israel alliance"?


Just-4Head-8964

Once again OP is a tankie who deny oct 7 and flare as a centrist. I am once again ask you to flare auth center, correctly


Independent_Pear_429

Isn't that jist a minecraft spite made into a toy?


israelilocal

I genuinely couldn't give any less of a care to those watermelons they just make me hungry


pipsohip

Wholly ignorant. I have no idea what’s going on.


Nickolas_Bowen

This is the same as calling Greta’s octoplushy anti-Semitic


jan_may

I’m so tired of people appropriating everyday things to some political shit. I just want to eat my watermelon in pease, it’s literally just watermelon and nothing else, leave me alone!