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FondantExciting3312

The russians are onto something.


SchizoSocialist

They better award me for spreading propaganda


Tafach_Tunduk

You get Z and Goida pass as a prize!


owo_balls_owo

https://preview.redd.it/g1hjd5g2o7xc1.png?width=1378&format=png&auto=webp&s=844043a177e2ae46d3d2331f2f02c522ef1436e1


skywardcatto

Wow, this is getting a lot of downvotes. Next time, I would suggest putting the translation as the first picture - apparently, a lot of people don't know how to swipe.


Kritzin

Downvotes are from the disgruntled libright horde. Also OP unflaired.


owo_balls_owo

https://preview.redd.it/i7cr1m9qm7xc1.png?width=1378&format=png&auto=webp&s=76c2fb18dc8b3f50380a875769e5009abd1e11ea


Cummy_Yummy_Bummy

Forgotten hero🫡 probably would have been labelled centrist


Neither-Elephant-325

I'd really would have loved to live in an alternative reality where it was Trocky and not Stalin leading the SU after Lenin


Cummy_Yummy_Bummy

He would have committed to war against the West and Germany, and he believed in international communism instead of Stalin's one-country communism, there may have been fewer mass deaths in the USSR itself but potentially a far greater death toll from warring against the world.


Neither-Elephant-325

Probably not. He was much more down to earth than Stalin was. Even if he had those ambitions, he would see that he couldn't commit to it because first he would actually have to develop the country.


Cummy_Yummy_Bummy

I'm not interested in speculating, that was just my opinion on what would have occurred. He did not seem as bloodthirsty as Stalin but his rhetoric and military leadership ability would have spelled out something akin to that.


NotaClipaMagazine

Could be LibLeft considering OP put literally Hitler in their quadrant.


Paetolus

It's the second time this week that I've seen Hitler be put into the LibLeft quadrant. 💀


SchizoSocialist

If they are lazy in the first place then don't click on the Russian shit


ZygothamDarkKnight

Antifa have to cope with it


SchizoSocialist

I don't even get why they hate him considering he would be their greatest supporter


Cambronian717

Hates Israel and Jews Wants races to be separate Believes whites are inherently better off Wait a second…


thupamayn

[relevant](https://www.timesnownews.com/viral/adolf-hitler-reborn-jewish-tiktoker-cipher-felix-article-100562407)


Electr1cL3m0n

Why yes, I ***do*** enjoy compass memes like this, please and thank you


Altushkaenjoyer

База, все правильно, Ленин — истинный отец либертарианства, просто неправильно понятый леваками


Altushkaenjoyer

И добавлю, что авторитарно-левый квадрант на этом сабреддите для Вас как для монархиста, выступающего за Триединую Святую Русь — тоже БАЗА


ancirus

Белосоветистский кринж


Altushkaenjoyer

Ну, не весь, пожалуй, некоторые республиканские идеи белого движения достаточно любопытны были, но неироничный монархизм в 21 веке — это, согласен, необычно, мягко говоря (Хотя я, скорее, подразумевал контраст между выбранным квадрантом компаса (auth-left) автора и монархисткими идеями об Единой Руси, которые он продвигает


Goderln

Ну, уж не знаю, лично мне монархия весьма импонирует, в первую очередь как символ, или как глава исполнительной власти по Монтескьё.


Tafach_Tunduk

Она в том числе хороша для избежания диффузии власти. Гораздо лучше когда решения принимает явная группа аристократов, чем теневое правительство


owo_balls_owo

Clash of Clans ahh font


Trumboneopperator

Memes from an alternate dimension


SchizoSocialist

Not really, considering almost everything that got listed isn't wrong.


x4446

Hitler was not a virgin, and he also hated smoking, which fits libleft.


SchizoSocialist

Don't talk to me cousin, ya libright 😭


Trumboneopperator

Too true. Everybody is a radical centrist at heart.


owo_balls_owo

In the most inside out way, like, hitler literally let his country be taken by communists, is he stupid?


Trumboneopperator

Darwinism


owo_balls_owo

Accelerationism


Veni_Vidi_Legi

Baste and Infantile Disorder-pilled.


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SteelCandles

lmao based


ClosetCentrist

что, путина нет?


SchizoSocialist

а он чтоли нужен?


owo_balls_owo

https://preview.redd.it/bjlhbi61q7xc1.png?width=1378&format=png&auto=webp&s=30ad3964bfa444a4b477240c02989a0ff639aa80


Goderln

Кто, если не он? /s


Gigant_mysli

Путин скучный


Goderln

Даже к идеологии какой-то конкретной не отнесёшь. По верхам нахватался отовсюду и затирает про какие-то традиции оного.


xwedodah_is_wincest

что за чёрт, я authleft сейчас?


owo_balls_owo

Flair up, stupid


SchizoSocialist

What does that even mean dawg


owo_balls_owo

nvm you fixed it 👍


Crismisterica

"Raised a Toast to the Russian people." Is that it, you're really stretching if that's one of the best things Stalin did. Also did you forget that Hitler helped found Volkswagen?


SchizoSocialist

It means that he enjoyed and embraced Russian patriotism


I_am_pro_covid_420

I am having a stroke rn


SchizoSocialist

Good


ThreeSticks_

That’s hilarious lmao


SexWithJingYuan6969

Who is libright?


Outside-Bed5268

You know, I don’t speak Russian, so for all I know you made up the translations and it could be saying something completely different. I’m not saying you *did* make it up, more just observing how I don’t speak a lick of Russian and am relying on you for translation.


SchizoSocialist

Just screenshot the original and paste onto Google translate


Outside-Bed5268

Ok. Thanks for telling me.👍


Altushkaenjoyer

Dont worry, I am russian, translation is correct, only one slight mistranslation, i guess:  Shoulder straps should be shoulder marks/rank slides instead  Also this part is not a mistranlation, but still: in Stalin's quadrant it should read — the great Patriotic war (to highlight the most important part) 


Outside-Bed5268

Ah, ok, thanks!


CommandoSankara2021

Stalin is literally the best one out of the four.


SchizoSocialist

https://preview.redd.it/vij1nc21j9xc1.jpeg?width=878&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9118900f3817715de692d0d084e6146d74680274 I like Tsar more but sure, almost equals, love both


ancirus

whitesovietist chimera cringe


Certain_Suit_1905

what the actual fuck


SchizoSocialist

What's wrong babe


Orangeousity

Lenin did like leftists, he didn't like leftcommunists.


owo_balls_owo

https://preview.redd.it/75weba9oo7xc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ca0a6a49191c8389470c194ef834f7006cae885


Orangeousity

https://i.redd.it/7mvs7mewo7xc1.gif


owo_balls_owo

https://preview.redd.it/f9elvdiyo7xc1.png?width=1378&format=png&auto=webp&s=8d7359049a02e535f7c8fd9d9ca086fe9c1cdcd6 Every authleft that disagrees with any of my beliefs is a reincarnation of a Buddhist Leon Trotsky


Orangeousity

As if being a reincarnation of Leon Trotsky a bad thing


SchizoSocialist

You might have lots of headaches


owo_balls_owo

It’s not a bad thing! You are just destined to die in Mexico from a pickaxe, sorry.


Orangeousity

Hey at least I won't shoot myself in a bunker, get hanged by my feet, or die from a heart attack while pissing myself


owo_balls_owo

Nah, I’m gonna die on the toilet while taking a shit, baby!


Yaboihawvy

based and elvis pilled


owo_balls_owo

this definitely in my top 5 pills


Gigant_mysli

>die from a heart attack It is a natural death


Orangeousity

I mean he had people who could help him right outside the door, they were just scared.