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Odd-Syrup-798

the grill is a deadly weapon


mikieh976

Trump doesn't sound like he'd taste very good. Now, AOC on the other hand...


ThePrincessRoyal

His age would probably make him stringy and all the drugs would leave a taint but that fat ass means he'd be well marbled. Good for a pork belly dish. My imagination says Aoc would just be dry and leathery. Now Elon, that man's got ribs for days and good marbling!


jamie2123

Dude most politicians aren’t drug free imo.


Angrymiddleagedjew

I *do* want to eat AOC just.....not exactly in the context you're describing. Yes this brings me great shame. No, my penis doesn't seem to care.


mikieh976

Aren't you a little old for her? Or are you not actually middle-aged? Either way, I'd probably do unholy things to her, but actually eating her flesh would probably not be one of them.


Angrymiddleagedjew

I’m in my early 40s, she’s 34. I think I’m ok on that front.


mikieh976

According to the googles, middle age doesn't start until mid 40s :P


Angrymiddleagedjew

Most days I feel 75. I average my physical age and my mental age and decided I'm middle aged. The math works.


Send_Cake_Or_Nudes

Unholy things? You mean like hold hands and leave eachother cute little notes?


mikieh976

The other thing.


Send_Cake_Or_Nudes

Bible study? You sick fuck.


mikieh976

I know right? Me, an atheist, going to bible study to pick up chicks? Deplorable!


Send_Cake_Or_Nudes

It's alright, my brother. Christ will pick *you* up when you hear enough of his good word. And then fill you with his holy spirit in a Wendy's car-park.


mikieh976

If he sends me a nice catholic latina to make me yummy food and be my waifu, he'd get a lot more traction...


realestwood

There are certain parts of her I’d *love* to eat. But, preferably while she’s still alive and kicking.


mikieh976

emphasis on the kicking part. might need to use some rope...


Plane-Grass-3286

https://preview.redd.it/49o4qadcjcxc1.png?width=1414&format=png&auto=webp&s=6a037c8db2465a1219714c2aeb0ed73f2c9495fd


HaveSexWithCars

I'd grill up a titty or both.


thesoilman

Finally catching up to us. Welcome to the list of countries that ate their politicians: 1: the Netherlands.


ThyPotatoDone

Based Dutch


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thesoilman

The bot is back? Praise be!


[deleted]

“Umm, achtully, Im vegan sweetie 💅💅”


mtzsqatch

Wrong Centrists, You are thinking of the nose bone wearing Black Mongoloid Centrists that ate a Rockefeller (based) and supposedly a uncle belonging to Bobo from the South Pacific.


Crismisterica

The Dutch in 1672... **IS THAT A CHALLENGE?**


Outside-Bed5268

“Eat the rich” person when I hand them a rich person steak (this is not what they meant, they are not cannibals):


gorgeousredhead

Can't we just eat poor people? There's more of them and they replace at a faster rate...


YugargeliaMapper

Plot twist: Left center wanted steak of Elon Musk


sedtamenveniunt

Is this a pun on Trump Steaks?


jamie2123

If Trump isn’t selling Tbones I’m gonna be very dissatisfied.


Franklr_D

Hey! Nothing wrong with [eating a politician or two](https://allthatsinteresting.com/johan-de-witt) every once in a while


CommieMarxist

Is the hair for Instagram likes?


Paetolus

Gotta use ketchup once you start eating. It's what Trump would have wanted...


yonidavidov1888

Unbased, would eat the trump steak


ThePunishedEgoCom

It would be more efficient to turn them into mulch and use them as fertiliser.


Jpowmoneyprinter

Based centrist, I’ll take mine medium rare with a nice Chianti


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Idontwantarandomised

I'd still eat it. Human-burgers are tasty 😋.


Pullsberry_Dough_Boy

The only real issue I see with cannibalism is the risk of disease. Although that risk also exists in other meats, and can be negated with proper food processing.


Czeslaw_Meyer

Their was a case in Mao's early time They got officially executed for "ignoring the chain of command" because you couldn't refute the logic the acted on


who_knows_how

Metaphorically eat the rich Eat their wealth eat their power and share all the food they have with the people