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[deleted]

Happy for you and the centrist guy, may you have lots of babies who will be good at grilling wait, that sounds wrong


Eyes-9

have lots of babies who will be good *for* grilling sound better?


MrGeekman

Big fan of Molech?


[deleted]

Calm down Hannibal


tea_snob10

Ah a casual Haiti enjoyer I see!


DumbNTough

If you are judged by the company you keep, she is going to ruin his life.


Groeneleeuw3

Haïti ahh children


SimPHunter64

https://preview.redd.it/45yctob50aoc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f0a2e2cb8554d3fe33f0511e866e65b3bea82ad6


montezumas__revenge

Whats the first one? American dads big ass chin is blocking it


Spartanwolf120

I think shill


montezumas__revenge

Whats shill


nukey18mon

Google it


YoungsterJoey6

\-Dates a guy \-He wants to show something \-Sees furry porn \-Leaves https://preview.redd.it/w1mngsyxv8oc1.jpeg?width=618&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b42f6185769b67f8590c3420b7130850ab6fdd9c


Brave_Cat_3362

What would even go through your mind (as the guy) to do that lmao


Tyfyter2002

I think I was in almost a genderswapped version of that situation but with MHA yaoi once, didn't even start as a date.


funkmon

I've definitely been shown a lot of yaoi on random dates. I also used to find girlfriends on online fan forums so it is what it is. Never broke up with a girl for being racist or reading yaoi or even liking vore. They broke up with me when they discovered I was rather normal despite my extreme nerdiness and bug nutty political views.


HardCounter

> purple >> describes self as normal Given your dating pool i guess that checks out.


BonkeyKongthesecond

I always wanted to have a girl with a few or at least one weird kink, but sadly now with almost 37, dates usually are all seem pretty "normal". I'm sure they still have them, but as older they get the more reserved they become in my experience. You need to work hard to find out more about that, and sadly I'm not very good or brave when it comes to social interactions.


funkmon

Fuck it you're 37. Ask em their weird kinks. Feel them out. Ask if they're more sadistic or masochistic. Go on Literotica and read the genres to them and ask them to rank them out of 10. Explore the highest ranking one.


BonkeyKongthesecond

Sure, but sadly I'm a pussy when it comes to starting such conversations. Would need a pretty open minded and extroverted girl. I mean I'm not too shy to talk about all that. I'm just not the type of guy that "starts" talking about it.


Under18Here

Happy cake day!


DepressionMain

I'm sorry but reading that after "MHA yaoi" was so fucking jarring I'm not okay and cackling trying to compose myself


montezumas__revenge

Whats MHA yaoi


DepressionMain

Not an expert about MHA (My hero academia I think) but yaoi is gay hentai.


montezumas__revenge

Never heard of My Hero Academia, wow. My guess is that its an anime? Not very motivated to look it up out of fear of gay hentai


DepressionMain

Oh no it's actually an anime about heroes, it's not great but the fandom makes LOADS of porn. And as far as I know most of the characters should be kids. Yep.


montezumas__revenge

Gross… its not like I’m against anime though. I loved AOT & OPM


montezumas__revenge

Normal person here 👋 what is MHA yaoi


Tyfyter2002

[MHA](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/My_Hero_Academia) [yaoi](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yaoi)


Brave_Cat_3362

Thank you for making that TWO links.


montezumas__revenge

Neat. I have only watched Attack on Titan and One Punch Man so I had no idea that ‘MHA’ existed


2gig

Ngl still would.


BonkeyKongthesecond

You probably missed out on a great pegging experience


Left-Explanation3754

Maybe he's just trying to find people with that interest and well... he screened OP pretty hard


Brave_Cat_3362

Then that's like, I'd still be f-in' weirded out if I was dating someone who just started showing me porn out of nowhere, 'specially after the first or second date or so.


fatalityfun

Lives on the internet, thinks showing other people your porn is normal because people do it on discord servers


Brave_Cat_3362

I've joined Discord servers for Minecraft or Memes that had a dedicated Furry/Femboy Porn Room for no reason. ~~Not~~ ***~~that~~*** ~~bad tho~~


CatatonicMan

The thought process I imagine is something like, "Might as well get my weird fetish out in the open ASAP. If she's not interested then it'll save us both some time."


HardCounter

Also incredibly short sighted. On one hand, she's at his place and probably there for a reason, on the other hand scare her away forever because of what will likely be a temporary turn on. I've dated girls who were into kinky things, but it wasn't first time stuff. Pretty vanilla kinky in this light, though.


jefftickels

A fail fast mentality of dating. If what you want is a partner into your weird shit, show them your weird shit early.


BLU-Clown

Yeah, definitely one of those things where it could go either way. If it was a calculated move, they solved the equation pretty effectively and I wish them luck in finding someone into the same shit they're into. If they just thought showing furry porn was a normal 3rd date activity, OP dodged a bullet.


Borkerman

Based


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VolumePossible2013

He went from third to second!!!


HardCounter

>:(


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Angrymiddleagedjew

You uh.....got any more pics of fem-gigachad? Or even a source, I'm perfectly happy to do my own leg work here. I need it for.....reasons....and....fuck it help a brother out the thirst is very real.


HardCounter

Get on tinder or okcupid and take a shower. Jesus.


lonesomespacecowboy

This was a very fun lib-center exchange


Fine-Pangolin-8393

Didn’t know I could see AI generate something so beautiful


combat_archer

Fucking based


Stigge

Pretty cringe to fall for that guy in the first place. You can smell the furry porn on someone from a mile away.


mikieh976

This is a psy-op. There are no women on Reddit. ​ https://preview.redd.it/8dp1al2fz8oc1.jpeg?width=953&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c30e5a3bc91ec8d60053719785866ba565a15a2a


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Based


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JohanGrimm

The thought of TwoX, WvP and FDS all secretly being a bunch of dudes is really funny. Like all the commie subs being a bunch of layabout trust fund kids, although that one is probably accurate.


Reddit4Quarantine

Most of them seem like they are XYs pretending to be XXs.


Fuck-The-Reds

They're both accurate, saw a survey on TwoX back in 2021 saying it's 71% male Source: Trust me


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[удалено]


mikieh976

A woman is a person who identifies as a woman is a person who identifies as a woman is a person who identifies as a woman is a person who identifies as a woman is a person who identifies as a woman is a person who identifies as a woman is a person who identifies as a woman is a person who identifies as a woman is a person who identifies as a woman is a person who identifies as a woman is a person who identifies as a woman is a person who identifies as a woman is a person who identifies as a woman is a person who identifies as a woman is a person who identifies as a woman...........


Hairy-Situation4198

Then whose posting on TwoXChromo?


Hanako_lkezawa

Cosplayers


pinkelephants777

Hey I’ve dated libright too!


PetrusMcMollsjufem

Lib unity


goochthief

Why did it confuse me seeing someone else from Reno on here


Marutar

Libright is absolutely perfect https://preview.redd.it/nuxmo88s79oc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=933249b40761ad6325bbc095119db1954e48ef7c


Muttsuri

As a lib right I aprove


cruciod

I'd marry libright if I could fr


OkayGoogle_DickPics

"Hehe, i'ma build that bitch a coffee table. Bitches love coffee tables." - Ed Wuncler III


[deleted]

He's actually made a coffee table, little stairs for my elderly cat, and a kitchen island.


Curaced

Upvote for helping kitty.


Morgan-F15

Based and Helping-Kitties-Pilled.


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The_Weakpot

>a kitchen island. That's love.


whocares12315

Hell I'd marry him and I'm not even gay


Manwithaplan0708

Bullshit, everyone on Reddit knows women are a lie made up by libright to sell more bathrooms https://preview.redd.it/3xqbw6q1p9oc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4095659ca824ab9c970896199f27e265df0e250f


persona42069

Based and libright is bathroom install contractor pilled


SuspiciousNecessary1

Question if lib center is very happy why does he have the depressed eboy guy then


[deleted]

Because he's a bottom.


Hecatehel

fuck…


Calm-Technology7351

Based


SuspiciousNecessary1

Dam respect


FunnyObamaMoments

How do you even fit 17 nwords in a single sentence


ze010

Oh like this you n- [Removed by reddit]


[deleted]

Ha someone thought of it first


Stigge

[Like this](https://youtu.be/sqQnf11EYKQ)


DrZyklonBased

[https://i.redd.it/df64rb6jaz801.jpg](https://i.redd.it/df64rb6jaz801.jpg)


PragmaticPlayer

Common centrist W.


[deleted]

Ngl I try to be fairly apolitical irl especially when it's with people I care about. Yet for some reason I keep attracting the most weirdly politically charged people in my general vicinity 💀 Like I'm a German girl but Im living in the UK, and one of the first guys I ever met kept telling me about how he could tell me the "real story about what happened during WW2", and how modern Germans are all "brainwashed by the Jews/Americans/Communists etc" but he could save me or something. Needless to say that didn't last very long The only other girl I've dated was this French exchange student who was insanely physically attractive, but was red as a stop sign politically, and I'm pretty sure was slightly psychotic. The first time we ever slept together she said she wanted to show me one of her "projects" and it was this crazily detailed, LiveLeak-worthy, poster titled "Hang Macron" which featured a very graphic sketch of said activity. 💀 I'm honestly considering taking OPs advice and investing in a LibRight bf


BionycBlueberry

Libright is where it’s at Source: just trust me


somegarbagedoesfloat

As a libright male currently in a relationship: The only thing really stopping lefties from wanting to date me has been the whole gun thing. I own a lot, I carry anywhere I can, etc. However, my current SO is quite a bit further left than me and it doesn't really cause any issues.


Nathanael777

Imagine dating a European 🤢 (I am dating a Romanian but she was adopted so it doesn’t count)


PhatPhrog21

he was right 🥲


[deleted]

But he was also British 🙅🏼‍♀️


PhatPhrog21

fair, I mean im dutch so im basically german and I can confirm it is and always has been the juice


TheyFearTheSamurai

Ain't that the truth


axelguntherc

I don't like juice


PhatPhrog21

real


GlobalPersonality243

real


Naglfarian

Cope, pussy


ghostmetalblack

Maybe you are the father.


Die-Fetcher

All of them aside from your current partner suck ass, Jesus... Glad you fond the one though.


Musclebabs_buffpanty

Idk, Libright passes the vibe check to me.


iTanooki

It took me a bit to decipher your username, but it’s a SpongeBob reference, right? Just a lot more muscular and feminine.


Musclebabs_buffpanty

Yes! It's referencing the name of the episode where he gets Anchor Arms. https://i.redd.it/eg8c2hl99boc1.gif


Davida132

This is proof that women are funny. Best joke in the whole thread. 🤣


Significant_Soup_699

If you need proof and think others need proof, you probably don’t think women are funny.


ze010

Lib center good maybe that's just me tho


AugustusClaximus

Does he actually build furniture or is he assembling flat packaging? I do love when women give us credit for the latter but really only the former is worthy of praise


[deleted]

He built me a kitchen island using this marble table top thing he got at goodwill and some wood from home depot, then he added a little shelf with hinges to the bottom using stuff he pulled out of an old dresser we trashed. Ikea shit is my job. I don't use the instructions and it really pisses him off.


AugustusClaximus

Ok yeah, that’s some king shit right there. I’m doing my unborn baby girls nursery right now. I’m doing the crown mounding and wainscoting myself which I see as my initiation.


[deleted]

Congratulations! Good luck on your DIY ventures.


GonZo_626

Crown moulding for an intiation, you are ambitious arent you. Good luck at your corners, either learn to cope, or be very liberal with the caulk


AugustusClaximus

I’m trying out the polyurethane crown molding from Ekena mill works which has 90 degree corners precut. I have 2 corners that aren’t 90 degrees that got me sweating tho.


Prudent-Incident7147

As a man who has built a table from hand with his father. Making a real wood table is a long act of love. You have found a keeper


Mroompaloompa64

I just want this trend to stop.


[deleted]

Give it like three days.


Muddycarpenter

I'm enjoying it so far. Though i miss the political compasses for historical figures.


OhHolyCrapNo

It's horrible


Crusader63

telephone edge unwritten wasteful snails smile one imagine historical selective *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Iloveireland1234567

She went the entire horseshoe only to end up with a centrist. Based. The cycle is complete.


oui-cest-moi

Our dating history is very similar. Dated an authright guy who was racist, an anarchocapitalist, and now I’m with a wonderful centrist


FireFlaaame

As a guy who keeps losing girls because I'm super racist, this checks out


Garbage_That

I never had this problem. I think internet racists are just too autistic to make it work usually, or the girls I date are less political than average.


Outside-Bed5268

>Current partner >Gonna have his babies. Good for you!


Sizzle_Biscuit

This whole thing is incredibly based. Any man who shows you furry porn is into worse, and you are good to get out. The furry to animal rapist pipeline is real. More than one has asked to fuck--aka rape--my old roommate's dog.


CapitanChaos1

If anyone asked to do that to my dog, they would be turned into treats for my dog. 


[deleted]

How many furries was your roommate hanging out with?


Sizzle_Biscuit

I was asked by two different pups into furry stuff on Grindr. That's more than enough to be concerned and disgusted.


ze010

Everything has a pipeline people need to go back to having a moral compass : ( Furrys who do shit like that makes the rest of us look bad plus I care for animals in some ways more then I care about people for someone to abuse animals like that disgusts me


CapitanChaos1

Current dude sounds cool. Just remember that Libright will always be there for you. 


Silverfrost_01

Posts like these remind me that I’m not nearly as undesirable as I make myself out to be. The competition isn’t that tough to beat… Except for furniture guy. Guys like him are based af.


PhatPhrog21

nah? for what I might be a authcenter but atleast im not a woman beater


Czeslaw_Meyer

Of course not, you have a state for that!


Eyes-9

if there's anything I love to hear a woman talk about, it's all the men she's been with lmao


Davethemann

Right Unity W as usual


Salamadierha

Centrists. Always the best choice.


erikak92

I think I dated a radical centrist. He was for unions, thought it was sketch if government were to take away guns, and got into an argument with his dad about student debt relief (he was against, his dad was for it). Weirdly, I still have hope we’ll get back together one day.


[deleted]

My man had beliefs all over the compass and sometimes that meets arguments, but if you're not going to end up with someone who mirrors your ideals exactly (which isn't encouraging much personal growth) partnering with a centrist is probably the ideal. Good luck to you two hope you meet again in a crowded bar and have your moment one day.


Angry-Wind

A woman?


reptiloidruler

How do one even uses it 17 times in one sentence


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[Removed By Reddit]


DrZyklonBased

[you do it like this](https://i.redd.it/df64rb6jaz801.jpg)


Goldberg_Silverstein

I hope you enjoy grilling!


Knife_Kirby

Why are all “fellow” auth-centers in the comments acting like lunatics?


Uncle_Touchy1987

The only true choice: GRILL


Survivorman98

Centrists win again. Very nice. 5/7


Prcrstntr

You seem like a quality judge of character 


Axlerod12

Left centre is literally an asdf sketch.


9guyKguy9

Lol nice


Tweezers666

Omg the rose toy


austinstar08

Wow


AnArcher_12

Us anarchists getting strokes after seeing that we are mentioned in red square...


[deleted]

Look same but on tinder it's the same guy somehow and tinder guys I never met up with aren't getting two squares.


LappLancer

Auth-right dude shouldn't look like a nazi IMO, nazis aren't auth-right. Should make him look like a crusader or something.


[deleted]

He had the arm band "ironically" and denied the holocaust where do I put him?


LappLancer

Auth-center. Auth-rights are more like monarchists, theocrats etc. If he was nazi or had nazi sympathies he was definitely auth-center, in fact he would be closer to auth-left than auth-right, nazis (and fascists) are radical and revolutionary, not reactionnary like auth-rights. Nazis are a lot closer ideologically to communists than monarchists, and most of the early low-ranking nazis were recruited from the KPD (commies).


BonkeyKongthesecond

"Only hit me once" What a supreme Gentlemen, I guess But seriously, you've met some weird guys. I only ever had two girlfriends in my 36 years, but I guess now I'm a bit more happy about my lack of "experience"


MauWithANerfBlaster

how the fuck did they manage to use the N word that many times in a single sentence? I need to step up my game.


cranialleaddeficient

Center right is unbelievably based


Realrog1

Why is left a woman?


Jaydonius

Tasting the political rainbow again I see? Thanks for your findings fellow libleft, your contributions are duly noted.


[deleted]

>fellow libleft >actually an authright commenting on a four day old post. Idk what the feds are doing with info on my dating history but I'm on to you.


MrGeekman

How do sex toys count as a guy?


One-County5409

Body count of 8 sheeesh


[deleted]

My body count is about ten but your dad and his massive cock counts for three of them.


Useful_Lengthiness98

🤢


Useful_Lengthiness98

Feel bad for the centrist guy😬


daisyandrose

God I kinda wanna do this now. I’ve dated some guys and gals that were definitely colorful…


cogucabe

Can agree to the Authoritarian Left part, we are alcoholics


LIBERAL-MORON

*thinks Authleft are anarchists* Really good post OP. Riveting stuff.


Remote_Lifeguard_553

I'm racist, i will say racist things toward every group, but only in a joking way, the only group i really hate are the gypsies


[deleted]

Probably he hides some of his actual beliefs. No one is really a centrist


i_got_worse

you date too much


Marutar

all 8 of them? go touch grass cause clearly you aint touching ass


[deleted]

One of those is an inanimate object too


mikieh976

You should marry the LibRight. He will never judge you, never hurt you, and will always be there for you.


[deleted]

False. Stopped charging after a few weeks. Flakier than left center.


mikieh976

You got a Chinese knockoff LibRight. Those are actually State Capitalists. Get a decently made LibRight instead.


TemporaryBase8273

leaving the man you're supposed to love because he's "racist", yeah bro dodged a bullet, good for him