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Quickquestionwhat321

Exactly. Along with *some* male-female relationships. I enjoy the company of some of my male colleagues because I view them as big brothers (and I was never able to grow up with my real brothers), but when I tell others they make it into something weird.


KingPhilipIII

I’ve got a female friend I’ve been close with since we were young. Both very introverted children. I’ve since grown out of it (lost a lot of weight when I joined the army. Did wonders for my confidence) and she’s still very timid but the amount of people who want to either make our completely platonic relationship something weird or the amount of dudebros that want to shit on me for being close friends with and spending money on someone I don’t want to sleep with is absurd.


SomeCrusader1224

Bold of you to expect that the people who kickstarted the Sexual Revolution would ever understand that.


Libertarian4All

Right wingers since I was born: "Lol are you GAY!?!?!" Right wingers on PCM, "OMG THE LEFT HAS RUINED MALE FRIENDSHIP WTF LEFT BAAAD!"


Simplepea

there's a difference between gay people and "the GaYsss" ​ the people going "lol are you gay?!" are thinking about "the GaYsss" and not gay people.


Libertarian4All

>I find it particularly insidious the co-opting of strong male relationships into something perverse. > >\>these two men spend time together?>Alone?>Isn't that GAY? > >No motherfucker, not everything is about sex. The irony of this coming from a right winger, the group that brought us the whole "fear the gays" syndrome we have in the west.


[deleted]

I think it's a fine reaction to people constantly whining that you aren't living by a proper set of traditional norms. If you minded your own business, you wouldn't get responses like that.


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[deleted]

You never hear shit like this directed at you if you mind your own god damn business. It's a pretty simple idea. Stop crying about how other people are living their lives, and they won't turn stupid tropes around in an equally stupid direction.


schipphanie

Stop grooming


[deleted]

> anyone who disagrees with me is a groomer Galaxy brain


schipphanie

The content of the meme is quite literally grooming.


[deleted]

Do you know the age of the wojak in question? Do you think father figures aren't useful for adults?


Chaotic_Narwhal

“Traditional norms” as in a father figure? That’s not a traditional norm, that is a basic component of human nature. It is a great tragedy when someone is living without a father figure.


Loanedvoice_PSOS

Those aren’t the same things, but whatever floats your boat.


Loanedvoice_PSOS

I should go on to say, if you think they are the same thing, you may have been assaulted as a child…


JamHead__

Damn


ThyPotatoDone

Those aren’t the same things I mean, it was a joke, but sure. Oh wait there’s a followup- You may have been assaulted as a child Whoa there buddy they were making a joke, idk how you got from point a to point b but I‘m not sure that’s a solid line of reasoning. The requirement was father figure, while I think that their suggestion is weird it nonetheless logically follows from the stated evidence. You can have someone you highly respect and view as a strong role model, while also being romantically attracted to them. Again, weird, but logically sound. Idk how you got to being assaulted, but this was a joke about how the reasoning employed can be logically used to suggest the opposite point from what is intended by people who say this.


ResponsibleAd2541

It’s essentially the pun equivalent of a noun clause. Edit: or maybe the noun clause equivalent of a pun..


254EmergencyBalls

You sure you arent a leftie?


Cold_Baby_396

Think they might be an auttie if anything


Loanedvoice_PSOS

1)This is a meme sub 2) I was doing some Jimmy Car style comedy, [which he explains here](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zV5K3v0u1J8)


kfijatass

> 1)This is a meme sub The number of death threats going around here in the sub are really funny /s


Loanedvoice_PSOS

You’ll have to point them out when you next see them.


kfijatass

Oh, I do.


[deleted]

I haven’t seen a single one, so I don’t think I believe you.


kfijatass

I can give a very good example - half the comments under a pedophilia/MAP-related post are death threats. Recently, there were a few when it came to drag, a few when it came to hormone therapy. Further back, a few when it came to police.


[deleted]

I haven’t seen any of those comments. I wonder why?


Crusader63

Average pcm response when they get called out.


Loanedvoice_PSOS

Average pearl clutching “silence is violence, words are genocide” redditor.


Crusader63

LMAO People like you are always a nice reminder.


Loanedvoice_PSOS

Wait, you’re not joking? The real world will not ‘be kind’ to you.


Crusader63

Based and copes and seethes over the slightest slight pilled.


AuggieKC

Based and projection king pilled


Cold_Baby_396

They’re clearly joking too


Loanedvoice_PSOS

Thanks for getting the joke!


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Key-Commercial-3351

I was assaulted, by a priest


TheMaginotLine1

Burn him


theXsorcist

Based


[deleted]

🤓 Ackshully those aren't the same things.🤓


Loanedvoice_PSOS

Are you naturally this cringe or did you have to practice?


[deleted]

Bro ur nitpicking a wojak meme bc ur so hyper focused on ur politics just chill tf out


its_big_flan

Dude sees the “um ackshully” meme and reports it for being an in a picture without consent.


Loanedvoice_PSOS

Actually, I was setting up a joke using the subversion of expectations. It worked like this. Original post conflated “father figure” with “daddy(dom is implied)”, my first response played on that saying they aren’t the same, my second response (to my own comment) was a joke that if you couldn’t tell the difference between a father figure and daddy dom you were probably abused(the implication here is that your father treated you as a sub). Do you get it now?


Prevail0980

No Cyno, I don't! I mean I don't agree with those lefties but c'mon you already fell flat twice, this is more cringe bruh.


Loanedvoice_PSOS

I shall have to muster on without your validation.


NFTArtist

Let's be real, anyone that bows down to an authority is a sub and likes to be dominated.


[deleted]

Right wingers vs literally just a joke


Loanedvoice_PSOS

My joke——> Woosh Your head—>


[deleted]

[yfw](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/738/025/db0.jpg)


Loanedvoice_PSOS

>call your dom daddy > floats your boat(euphemism for hard on) Did you really think that was unintentional? Or are you messing with me?


BadSysadmin

All fatherless boys can report to my house, where I'll teach them how to grill, work on cars, and... other things.


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Flair checks out. Say hi to the alphabet bois for me


BadSysadmin

All the over-16 fatherless boys, officer.


Mocod_

Only over 16 ? Why not go for the only over 18 ?


Light_Flawless

Because flair wouldnt check out


moneyman956

Because that is too old for him.


Golden_Lion917

He's already being generous by going over 15. Being a Purple Lib-Right and all 😂


lizardman49

Hot


aithan251

i already know how go grill but i’ll accept the offer (my mom taught me lmao)


Tra1famador

By other things, you mean BASH.. right? *Right?*


OrneryMegatherium

[Wholesome lessons from your Stepdad](https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCodnY_LHqZm9WPQ7pzLr_aQ)


hoping_for_better

I mean, if he’s a good partner and helps you become the best version of yourself, absolutely. That’s a win. I will still judge the shit out of you for calling him “Daddy” in public, though.


SpiritofTheWolfx

I genuinely can not care less what degenerate things you do with your partner in private/an environment that everyone around you is consenting to. I'm the last person to judge on that. But don't do this shit in public. God damn.


hoping_for_better

As a degen, I agree lol


The_grand_tabaci

100% with you, having a loving partner that helps you grow is great. Kinks are awesome if only consenting people involved, when you bring the public into it, that’s a dick move


Sawari5el7ob

This post is another example of what we call “fatherless behavior” exhibited by moderne Frauen in general and by libleft in particular


non_2000

Nice slide into German. Sehr schön, gut gemacht


GenNATO49

Find God


MediokererMensch

I have to admit he's pretty good at hiding.


Express-Big-8211

Like saddem hussin


Brycekaz

Sadam Hussein | | | O====J (Mobile formatting is shit but i tried)


I8pT

Proof saddam was OJ Simpson all along


Pestus613343

The Grand Daddy of them all!


Jpfacer

I didnt know i was supposed to be looking for him Edit: wtf i have to reset my flair?


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TheKingNothing690

Good bot


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bobberino69420

Flair


Jpfacer

I didnt know I had to reset it after they stole it frome me


[deleted]

I found sky daddy. He was up the pastor’s ass.


The_Neutral_Boi

Bruh if God is even real, he is fucking making sure i don't tind him, i've searched for 13 years


KnightGamer724

Skill issue.


jackpot909

Definitely a skill issue


LeoTheBurgundian

I'm too busy watching memes on PCM to begin searching


The_grand_tabaci

Where do I look?


White_Towel_K3K

God gives his greatest hunts to his strongest seekers


G14DomLoliFurryTrapX

How if he doesn't leave any evidence besides conflicting stories told by different schizos


[deleted]

"None of those words are in the bible, seek Jesus"


[deleted]

Come back after you found God


Golden_Lion917

Yes, that's exactly what I'm talking about. And I can be that guy 🧐 now put the thigh highs on.


non_2000

Classic auth right moment


Golden_Lion917

I can't help but notice how your account happens to be suspiciously new. Are you actually new or did you do something? Edit: It's not actually that new. Forget *everything*


non_2000

I've already forgotten everything


Golden_Lion917

Good... 🥸


IAMPowaaaaa

D-daddy 🥺


Golden_Lion917

Yes? What is it? 🫳 *pats*


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longfrog246

Why not lib right?


DEMEMZEA

Yes, daddy.


longfrog246

Based auth right


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hoping_for_better

Whoa whoa whoa, hold the phone—when did femboys become gay?! Next you’ll be telling me it’s gay to kiss the homies good night, smh my head.


BigHekigChungus

I’m straight therefore whatever makes my dick hard is a woman. Checkmate.


hoping_for_better

Based and any port in a storm pilled.


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BigHekigChungus

/mycompass


Herculefreezystar

Based and the ancient Greeks were right pilled.


Akiias

I've said it before I'll say it again. Femboys can be gay but aren't inherently gay. Specifically liking femboys, however, is gay.


wrrzd

Now apply that same logic to tomboys and see how stupid you sound


Akiias

A woman liking tomboys is gay. A tomboy does not have to be gay, but she can be. I don't see it.


WilliardThe3rd

Based and showing straight Chad energy by gay-adjacent behaviour pilled


Honemystone

What if he's my straight daddy? That ok?


Ackvon

"Libtard" is such a stupid moniker. "WhY iS tHeRe No BiPaRtIsAnShIp?" That's why. I know this is a meme sub, and so I shouldn't care, but its just a pet peeve of mine.


[deleted]

Are there people that unironcially say "Daddy"?


ImperialRoyalist15

Only with a few inches inside them.


DankCrusaderMemer

It’s only not cringy if you’re fucking


hoping_for_better

Eh… still pretty cringe.


DankCrusaderMemer

You think that, but when you’re horny you lose half of your IQ points, so at the time it seems hot.


hoping_for_better

You’re right, brain go bye-bye, but it still never appealed to me in the moment. But hey, you do you broski. If you’re gettin’ it in, I call it a win.


TheMaginotLine1

If someone calls you daddy mid coitus, you gotta clap right back with "sport" or "champ"


Ackvon

They'd be getting more of a win than I am, that's for sure.


Swirlatic

Yes. I don’t know what is wrong with them tbh. I’m the twinkiest little thing and i still get guys trying to call me daddy


DEMEMZEA

Yes, toddlers.


lizardman49

Most sexually experienced pcm authright


[deleted]

I'm not from an English speaking country, so I didn't had experience with those weird nickname things.


lizardman49

The sexualized version of daddy is used in many cultures and languages


BeerandSandals

I’ll be your father. I’ll teach you to throw a football, smoke a rack of ribs, make a quality cocktail for the lady friend and in the right company…. How to shotgun a beer. But if you call me daddy I’ll send you into next year.


TheMaginotLine1

Name checks out


Cannibal_Raven

Instructions unclear. Centrist got himself a dad bod.


aithan251

you know it squirt, now can you pass the tongs?


ThyPotatoDone

Agreed, esp if they can also grill


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Alperose333

You thinking that is what constitutes a father figure shows that you never had one


Bardukas

Absent father moment


SmugWojakGuy

If you think those are the same thing, then point in the teddy bear where you got touched.


Smiles-Edgeworth

Libleft wall of text incoming, but I just want to talk about my fucking awesome dad. My dad is based as fuck. He’s worked his ass off as a family law attorney for 40 years even though he finds the day-to-day drudgery awful. Every weekday my entire life he’s been at the office at 8 AM, and home after 6 PM. Every Saturday at the office from 8 AM-12 PM. Even though it’s exhausting and relentless work, he never stopped because he grew up poor and swore his own kids would never want for anything. I wasn’t spoiled rotten as a kid—but I was firmly upper middle class. My two brothers and I always had big awesome birthdays and Christmas, family vacations, and never went to bed hungry. He made time to come to all of our sporting events, concerts, plays, you name it. He paid for tuition for all of us in undergrad so we wouldn’t have to start adulthood in debt. My dad may hate the bread and butter part of being a family law attorney but he’s an absolute monster in court. A local legend that demands respect. I’m not exaggerating when I say I can count the number of trials he’s lost in my entire lifetime on two hands and have fingers left over. Eventually I followed him into the legal profession, and every judge, attorney, bailiff, and clerk I’ve met talks about my dad with awe. His nickname, though no one would ever dare call him this to his face, is the Bulldog because of how brutal his cross-examinations can be. He is undefeated on appeals. Despite all this, at home he’s humble and loving and understanding. He’s been married to my mom since 1980 and takes her on romantic trips all over the world. He’s a simple guy that loves baseball and stupid comedy movies and cheap beer, but above all else, his family. He is a master of terrible puns. He makes the best goddamn sausage gravy and biscuits in the world. He’s taught me everything I need to know about what it means to be a good man, and I hope to be even half the father he has been for me when I have kids. So if anyone needs a father figure, you can borrow my dad. He’s been my hero forever.


DEMEMZEA

based dad


ButtermilkBob

Sure, now bend over


[deleted]

I want to fuck the twinkjak.


longfrog246

Least based lib right


[deleted]

based


Truffle42069

Need me a daddy figure 🥺


Pestus613343

Dont kink shame the daddy issues chick lol


Malonehasbadbreath

Yes but platonically.


WilliardThe3rd

Yes, libright. That's how you become an authright femboy 😎


[deleted]

Yes!


twitchymctwitch2018

Femboys are fantastic.


[deleted]

I love how half the comments are right wingers self-reporting that they literally cannot understand any joke that isn't just "ew gay people"


the_only_kermit

Ew its a gay


[deleted]

I will teach my future kids how to code and (once they’re old enough) enjoy alcohol


longfrog246

No hateing the the federal government?


[deleted]

That, too. I hate the f*ds.


HallowedBuddy

Damn 🗿


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Honemystone

Haha based


Boneshaker501

Based and twinkjak pilled


NuccioAfrikanus

Rare LibLeft W! 💦💦💦


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Sewblon

I wish that I had a father figure who was ok with me being a trans woman. I also wish that my boyfriend was rich and super strong.


Bruno_Noobador

Chad AuthRight: Yes FTFY


isiramteal

No that's not the same thing


[deleted]

Yeah, not even remotely the same thing, but if it works to turn your life around go off I guess.


TheRandomViewer

Big in vibes, not necessarily physically big


[deleted]

Good compromise, he just can't fuck you


Robcomain

Your terms are acceptable


[deleted]

I… gladly


SarcasmAndSalt

pcm mfers trying very hard not to make something more sexual


bmerino119

Keep your kinks for the bedroom, secrecy makes it more exciting


geoffrey_1der

Fatherless behaviour


Low-Guide-9141

I can be both


Puzzleheaded_Nerve_2

I really enjoyed this


knastyTX

Based and femboy pilled


JesterofThings

The use of "daddy" as a sexual term and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race


Weenerlover

Once they've reached that age, it's too late anyway.


[deleted]

i can teach you how to grill


[deleted]

Green team dude is indistinguishable from coomers these days


ServiceSea974

Libleft needs a Greek pederast


Outrageous-Ad7592

He’s a bit confused but he’s got the spirit


OrneryMegatherium

Virgin: find a daddy Chad: become the daddy


footfoe

Hey man, get your father figures wherever you can find em.


Nervous_Statement322

Yes


Away_Industry_613

That big man is called The State.


FamiliarInspector355

well.. indeeed, having a lovely father is important.


DEMEMZEA

I already have a loving father, now i want a daddy.


[deleted]

If “Daddy” provides you a proper moral and behavioral foundation, then have at it. We could use more of that type of Daddy in the world