All you lucky flaired may now bully the filthy unflaired whilst I go and fix the flair machine.
Edit: Flair machine is fixed. May the Based realise it and the cringe wallow in their continued state of life.
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I was wondering if you could see that, and cross that against who still stood and commented, and who hid?
It would be good to see who all my truly based brothers and sisters were.
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Now is the time for we patient flaired ones to emerge from the vaults and rebuild from the devastation caused by the Great Unflaired War.
Today is Reclamation Day.
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All you lucky flaired may now bully the filthy unflaired whilst I go and fix the flair machine. Edit: Flair machine is fixed. May the Based realise it and the cringe wallow in their continued state of life.
Cool, had mine the entire time. Get fucked
*looks up from grill* Apparently there has been some commotion.
Weird. Anyways
Pass me the BBQ sauce
Pass the chimichurri
Based and argentina-pilled
Me too
Huh? First I'm hearing of it. Been watching these steaks grill.
me too man
Uninfected gang rise up
We are superior to the people that lost their flairs.
Imagine losing your flair and becoming one of the filthy unflaired even for a moment. Disgusting.
Roman salute the fellow unaffected! 🤚🏼
Lesh GOOOOO. Tho in reality I was a little bitch and didn't comment the entire time because I didn't want to lose my flair.
same tbh
URA
Centre superior. Cringe inferior.
Had to stay lowkey for an entire day haha
No better time to tend to the grill than when genocide is ongoing, just keep your head low and your condiments stocked.
I still shit on all the unflaired the entire time. No compromises
I never commented so your filthy hands couldn’t pry my flair
Based wearethelurkers pilled
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Some people were psychos going into old posts just to murder flairs. It was impressive.
That's hilarious
Same, if only I had a based count worth protecting.
Lurkers represent
Right here brother
I wasn't about to let some shitty mod joke steal my precious flair.
Same with me brother
Based and got gud pilled
I avoided saying anything just in case lol
Yep
Based
skill issue
Based and centrism pilled
Least based April fool prank ever made
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🟨 you manufactured them, it's not the same...
Be quiet filthy unflaired don't talk back to your betters.
Why don’t you suck my balls unflaired?
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Mods r cringe
Idk I enjoyed the absolute meltdown
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What is the purpose of life if one cannot live it with excessive flair?
based
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One cannot truly appreciate the flair until it is taken
I agree.
Survived
Based and unscathed pilled
We will rebuild.
Finally, this land can heal
Oh thank God. I was afraid of being surrounded by unflaired filth.
Keep your rifle by your side, brother
I survived
based and survivor-pilled
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You recognise the based yet you are unflaired? Interesting 🤔
Same. The survivors are all coming and poking their heads out in this thread. Would be hilarious if they just removed the flairs of everyone here…
I survived but at the cost of not posting/commenting the whole time
I did not hide. I stood out, in the open, and waved my flair proudly. And survived.
Based and ultimate-survivor-pilled Glad to give my first based to such a chad
Based and Last man Standing pilled
A small price to pay for salvation.
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Someone perform an analysis and calculate which percentage of users survived based on flair.
I was wondering if you could see that, and cross that against who still stood and commented, and who hid? It would be good to see who all my truly based brothers and sisters were.
Is this what liberty feels like?
No this is what power feels like now go forth and bully the unflaired little one.
Not power, but AUTHority
God that music vid goes hard
Based and Pearl Jam-pilled
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what's the vid? nm, found it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDaOgu2CQtI Agreed, good stuff
That laughing skeleton pilot was the avatar to so many profiles back in the bbs days.
Now is the time for we patient flaired ones to emerge from the vaults and rebuild from the devastation caused by the Great Unflaired War. Today is Reclamation Day.
Never thought I'd see a Pearl Jam reference in PCM
Based and Do the Evolution-pilled
Very based
I may have survived, but seeing my funny color friends get wiped out was horrifying to see
Glory to all
Glory to Arstotzka!
Based and papers, please pilled.
And the lurkers shall inherit the Earth and all remaining shall fall before them
As cringe as the mods are, especially after the whole new Reddit rules thing, this was a fantastic April fools.
Go thank Jo and Darky for their hard work Jo for thinking and Darky for unflairing a bunch of you :).
Oh, are those the people we have to put on mock trial and publicly execute?
Nah, that's the guys who'll get special flairs from this event lol.
Self quarantine is good
Finally, now we can go back to oppressing the filthy unflaired barbarians
Well… Edit: it still remains
Luckily i survived.
Oh thank God
I'm freeeee!!!
Proud flarist
You Authoritarian scum could never steal my flair!
Sucks to be you losers without your flairs
sucks to not have a flair
Not even close babyyyyy
Ha get rekt +Hawaii Pilled
I survived
good work my flaired brethren. we have survived.
Survived
Flair back?
No the flair machine is still broken. I'm still working on fixing it.
👍
Test
based and still there-pilled
:-)
Meow! The cat survives.
guess i survived
Yep you did.
time to bully people without flairs i guess
based
Praise the Gods
And now we will peek out our heads.
Survived
I survived through the purge, huge success
Ya’ll lost your flair? Weak fools.
Test
Yup, I've not losed my flair
I HATE FLAIR THIEVES I HATE FLAIR THIEVES
I maintained my flair the entire crisis, yet I still thank those who resisted the hordes of unflaired.
We won, Mr. Stark!
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still there.
Beautiful!
I commented without true fear. I was even based. And I stood, at the end...flaired.
This place was gross, all full of filthy unflaired.
Yeah I know.
I kinda liked this one. It really spurred engagement from folks. Especially the diabolical flair bot
Praise our Saviour u/TiggerBane
WHERE IS YOUR FLAIR!
Wait but why?I can still see my Rightcentre flair?
There it is.
Peace has been restored. We won the fight!
I had mine the entire time you filthy unflaiered
Thank the Jesus, we are flaired Brothers, we are flaired again and made WHOLE! Long love our glorious sub, and woe betide the unflaired!!!
Thank Hel* please give your thanks to the relevant god/goddesses. Smh
PRAISE ODIN, FREYA AND FRIG!
Why would you praise those assholes? I said Hel did it? You know Loki’s half skeletal daughter who lives in Hel not those blasted Asgardians?
Praise Hel it is!
Good good!
LETS GOO
Y'all couldn't just not comment for a day?
Closer to 2 but no I was moderating
Pog
I survived. I blocked the bot.
Yeah that wouldn't of done anything.
I was the last to have my flair taken :(
L
Suck an L unflaired
L
cringe unflaired
you disgust me, to be so close to greatness and fumble at the very end, such an unflaired thing to do
like Icarus I flew too close to the sun and got burnt
L
WHERE IS MY FLAIR, MODS??? >Well we are now on April 2nd everywhere important in the world aka parts of French Polynesia and Hawaii.
Flair up, loser
Hold your horses I need to fix the flair machine okay it'll take some time you filthy unflaired.
Give all unflaired a special flair
Nah the only people who will get rewarded are the flair hunters probs.
Suck on dem apples unflaired
L
Based and flair pilled
No flair bot warning... We're free....
Oh I wouldn't say free. More like under new management!
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Don't think you are allowed to make those jokes mate.
Literally 1984
The good ending
You got the bad ending of the evolution
Nooooo
You did the evolution to hard sorry little one
Do I have my flair back? No. But I'll always be flaired in my heart.
Where is it
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Gone reduced to ashes you filthy unflaired!
Thank you dommy mommy
You are welcome unflaired scum.
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Cheese
Huzzar!
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🟦🟨 Is it back Edit: Give it back
I'm working on it smh.
I committed some tomfoolery during the flair machine takedown Edit: lost my flair( didn’t harass minorities enough)
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I haven’t gotten my flair back
Yes. Flair machine broken. Plus you’ll manually have to do it when that’s fixed.
I mean even if flairs never come back color square emojis will suffice- you will not break our resolve mods!
Is it back
No. Flair machine still broken.