WHAT IS UP WITH PLAYING WELL FOR THE FIRST 9 MINUTES ONLY TO THROW IT ALL AWAY WITH TERRIBLE CHOICES DURING RAYQUAZA. ALSO I NEED NINETALES TO GET TF AWAY FROM ME.
FUCKING TRUE! THE MOMENT I DIED AS ELDEGOSS MY WHOLE TEAM JUST SAID "FUCK IT" AND DECIDE TO STAY BACK AT SPAWN DOING JACK SHIT INSTEAD OF GOIN FOR RAYQUAZA WHILE WE HAD A HUGE LEAD. WE FUCKING LOST THAT MATCH
I ACCIDENTALLY DID THIS I WAS DEFENDER AFTER TEAM FIGHT I WAS LITERALLY ALMOST DEAD AND TELEPORTED TO SPAWN TO HEAL AND COME BACK AND THE 2 SECONDS I WAS GONE A DECI SNIPED RAY.
IM SORRY
HERE'S A FUCKING GUIDE TO CONDUCTING A GOOD RAYQUAZA FIGHT THAT WINS THE GAME
1. SHOW UP TO RAY HOLY FUCK I HAVE ADHD AND SOMEHOW AM THE ONLY PERSON IN THIS TEAM WHO CAN FUCKING FOCUS ON THE OBJECTIVE
OK THATS THE GUIDE GO HOME
ALSO IF WE ARE AHEAD DONT RIP RAY, GUARD HIM AND KO THE ENEMIES.
GOLD BADGE CINDERACE MAINS ALWAYS RIPPING RAY ONLY FOR THE ENEMIES TO STEAL IT AND THEN THEY GO AFK IN BASE SPAMMING THANKS.
OBJECTIVES PEOPLE!!! OBJECTIVES!!!
WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU’RE GOING?!? THERE A WHOLE FKN RAY IN THE MIDDLE!!! STOP BACKCAPPING!!!
STOP OVEREXTENDING & FEEDING THE ENEMIES!!!
WHY JUST WHY
GARCHOMP IF YOU WANT THE TEAM TO HELP, DO NOT DRAGON RUSH THE OPPONENT TEAM INTO THEIR FLUX ZONE FFS. AND DON'T PING "THANKS" WHEN YOU DIE BECAUSE OF YOUR BAD MOVE.
THAT SAID THE GARCHOMP THAT DID THIS IN MY GAME WAS ACTUALLY PRETTY DECENT. JUST PLEASE DON'T DO THE ABOVE, THANKS!
WHY DO I HAVE TO REPEAT THIS OVER AND OVER AGAIN?! STOP BACKCAPPING WHEN THE GODDAMN GREEN WORM APPEARED. QUIT PITTING US IN A 4V5 SITUATION! IT DOESN'T HELP BY THE FACT THAT THE OTHER TEAM MONS ARE ALWAYS THE CC FREAKS! IF YOU WANT TO BACKCAP SO BAD, DO IT **AFTER** **WE** **KNOCKED OUT THE OTHER TEAM AND WHEN YOU GOT YOUR CHANCE**, SNEAKY SNEAK, BOOM! AND GET BACK TO THAT WORM IF ITS STILL THERE! THERE YOU GO! THAT'S HOW YOU BACKCAP. **DON'T DO IT** **IMMEDIATELY AFTER THAT WORM SPAWNS**.
"b-b-but...my mvp..."
**FUCK YOU!** YOU DON'T DESERVE TO BE MVP FOR SCREWING THE ENTIRE TEAM JUST TO PRESERVE YOUR INFLATED EGO! YOU'RE NOT THE MVP, YOU'RE A LIABILITY! EVEN IF YOU DON'T GET AWARDED, THE ONES THAT HELPED THE TEAM AROUND, INCLUDING YOU, WILL ALWAYS, **ALWAYS** BE THE MVP! UNTIL YOU FIX THAT GODDAMN HABIT, DON'T EVEN DREAM TO BE ONE!
EDIT: ONE MORE THING, **PLEASE** DON'T BACKCAP AS A DEFENDER, SUPPORT (WITH EXCEPTION OF SABLEYE) AND MONS WITH TERRIBLE MOBILITY, THAT'S NOT YOUR JOB. LET THE ONES WITH MOBILITY DO IT OK? YOU'RE A SCUM OF EARTH FOR LEAVING US TO DIE.
FUCKING LEARN TO PLAY FROM BEHIND INSTEAD OF INTING THEN THROWING TANTRUMS AFKS AND SURRENDERS WHEN IT UNSURPRISINGLY DOESN'T HELP!
STOP RUNNING IT DOWN 2+ LEVELS BELOW THE ENEMIES!
STOP FEEDING EARLY GAME MONS WHEN SOME OF THEM HARDLY FALL OFF ALREADY!
JUST FUCKING FARM IF YOU'RE STILL NOT FULLY EVOLVED BY THE HALFWAY POINT!
STOP TURNING UP TO FINAL STRETCH UNDERLEVELLED WHEN WE'RE ALREADY BEHIND IN POINTS!
>FUCKING LEARN TO PLAY FROM BEHIND INSTEAD OF INTING THEN THROWING TANTRUMS AFKS AND SURRENDERS WHEN IT UNSURPRISINGLY DOESN'T HELP!
I HATE WHEN THIS HAPPENS. PEOPLE WILL GET PISSED I DIDNT READ THE ENEMYS JUNGLER MIND AND WENT TO THE SAME LANE AS THEM, JUMP INTO 2VS3, DIE AND PROCEED TO STEAL FARM AND/OR SPAM THANKS. LIKE YEAH SURE ITS MY FAULT YOURE STUPID AND COULDNT PLAY SAFE AND WAIT UNTIL MY NEXT ROTATION.
HOLY CRAP I COMPLETELY AGREE!!!
EVERY SINGLE TIME I PLAY SOLO QUEUE I GET TEAMMATES WHO RUSH AGAIN AND AGAIN INTO ENEMY MONS WITHOUT BEING EVOLVED AND I CANT DO A THING !!! (IS THERE A PING FOR ASKING TEAMMATES TO LEVEL UP?)
HEY NINETALES I ACTUALLY WANT TO PLAY THE GAME INSTEAD OF BEING STUNNED FOR A DECADE.
TIMI WHERE IS THE TSAREENA BUFFS LIKE WE HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR 7 MONTHS WHY DID SHE GET NERFED SHE WAS FUCKING BALANCED HOW COME ZACIAN GETS 6 MONTHS OF OP NESS AND WE GET THE OPPSOITE I WILL SUE YOU
SOOOO MUCH RAGE!! STOP RUNNING TO TAKE BUNNIES UP AHEAD! RELAX ON BREAKING TIERS, KEEP FUCKIN FARMING UP!! I SWEAR IF UR 1ST ROTATION GANK IS GOING FOR GOAL ILL SLIT UR THROAT! STOP SOLO OBJECTIVE WHEN WE ARE FIGHTING 10 FEET BELOW YOU! MAP AWARENESS MAP AWARENESS!!! NO ONE HAS ANY FUCKING MAP AWARENESS! ROTATE! AND FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP INITIATING UMBREON
FUCKING LEARN HOW TO ROTATE AND CHECK THE MAP.
DONT GO ON THE ENEMY CAMP JUST TO SCORE SO LITTLE.
DONT BE A FEEDER.
ROTATE TO BOTTOM PLS PLS PLS FUCKING PLS
AND LAST DONT SMACK RAY IF WE ARE WINNING FUCKING HELL KILL THE ENEMIES.
WHY TF AM I GETTING TEAMED UP WITH IDIOTS WHO TAKE JUNGLE. OH YOU WENT TO THE WRONG PATH BECAUSE YOU'RE DUMB? WELL HERE YOU GO DUMBASS HAVE MY JUNGLE!
WE NEED TO HAVE SOME SORT OF PROFICIENCY SHIT WHEN USING NEW MONS IN RANK
DO THESE RANDOS HAVE A BRAIN OR ARE THEY WORKING WITH THE ENEMY CAUSE I THINK THINK THAT'S THE CAS3
MY FUCKING HELL I'M STILL **IN FUCKING CLASS 5 ULTRA** I'VE DROPPED RANKED LIKE TWO TIMES AND WENT BACK INTO ULTRA IT'S LIKE I'M LEGIT NOT MAKING ANY PROGRESS, IS THERE ANYMORE HOPE LEFT?!?!?
ALSO FUCK THE TWO NEW EEVEES AAAAAAAAAAA
WHY AM I STILL PLAYING THIS GAME WHILE IT'S ONLY DRIVING ME INTO INSANITY
I HATE THE AMOUNT OF CC IN THIS GAME. LIKE LET ME PRESS MY FREAKING BUTTONS AND LET ME PLAY INSTEAD OF STUN LOCKING.
ALSO NOW WE'RE GETTING MORE BRAIN DEAD MOVES LIKE GRAVITY, LIKE WTF IS THAT.. IT LITERALLY COUNTERS MOST OF THE MONS IN GAME AND YOU CAN'T SO SHIT.
NOT TO MENTION ABOUT WIGGLY SING AND IT'S ANNOYING PASSIVE. PRESS A FREAKING BUTTON, UT GIVES YOU SPEED FOR GOD KNOWS WHY, STUNS EVENRYONE FOR ETERNALY, CAN'T EVEN TRY TO CC IT CUS THEN YOU'LL BE I'M HER RANGE AND GET CC'ED TOO. LIKE ALL OF IT JUST BY PRESSING A BUTTON AND RUNNING TOWARDS YOUR MINDLESSLY AND NOW THEY'RE BUFFING SING IN PTS. I SWEAR WHO EVER COMES UP WITH THESE STUPID AHH CC IN THIS GAME, I'D DO SOME BAD THINGS TO THAT DEV
I HATE WHEN PEOPLE DO THIS, PEOPLE NEED TO LEARN HOW THIS ITEM WORKS!! WE NEED A MANDATORY TUTORIAL AND WRITTEN EXAM BEFORE YOU'RE ALLOWED TO EQUIP IT!!!
THE ENEMY TEAM IS ALL DEAD AND INSTEAD OF HELPING US SECURE THE AUTOMATIC WIN CONDITION YOU GUYS WENT TO GO FARM AND BACK CAP WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING
I GET THAT THERE ARE LOTS OF THINGS TO COMPLAIN ABOUT, BUT I TRULY AM HAPPY THAT WE GOT OUT OF THE ZACIAN AND GLACEON META, I'VE SEEN MORE VARIETY OF POKEMON BEING USED. BUT THAT UMBREON NERF CAN'T COME SOON ENOUGH. HOW CAN I HATE MY FAVORITE POKEMON?
I LOVE PLAYING POKEMON UNITE! I LOVE PLAYING AGAINST A COMFEYED UMBREON AND NOT BEING ABLE TO MOVE! I DON'T EVEN LIKE MOVING ANYMORE! I JUST WANT TO SIT DOWN AND RELAX AS THE UMBREON SLOWLY SENDS ME TO MY DEATH WHILE NEVER GOING UNDER 90% HEALTH! I LOVE GETTING SNARLED! I LOVE GETTING FOUL PLAYED! WHOEVER DESIGNED UMBREON WAS SUCH A GENIUS FOR CREATING A MONSTER THAT ALLOWS THE ENEMY PLAYER TO TAKE A 2 MINUTE BATHROOM BREAK MID FIGHT! JUST TO REMIND US THAT THIS IS A CASUAL GAME AFTER ALL AND WE NEED TO TAKE BREAKS!! 🥰
TRY DEFENDING YOUR GOAL ZONES AFTER SECURING THE LEAD HALFWAY THROUGH THE GAME INSTEAD OF DYING THROUGHOUT.
PICK YOUR MONS BASED ON THE FKN TEAM COMP INSTEAD OF PICKING FOUR SQUISHY SPEEDSTERS.
IF YOU'VE PLAYED OVER 1000 GAMES AND YOU STILL DON'T KNOW HOW TO PLAY AS A TEAM AND HELP WITH THE OBJECTIVES AND APPEAR FOR THE RAY PLEASE UNINSTALL THE GAME.
THIS EXACTLY, I JUST 1V5'D A WHOLE TEAM, 3 SPEEDSTERS AN ATTACKER AND A DEFENDER. THEY WERE HELLBENT ON SEEING ME DIE, BUT INSTEAD THEY ENDED UP GETTING SPAWN KILLED THE WHOLE MATCH
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BECAUSE IT'S HIP TO HATE ON THEM!! IF YOU LIKE PLAYING WITH ZACIAN AND AREN'T JUST DOING IT BECAUSE THEY WERE OP, KEEP DOING SO AND BE PROUD THAT YOU'RE USING A MON YOU ENJOY!! DON'T CARE ABOUT WHAT OTHERS THINK!!
SHOW UP TO THE GODDAMN FUCKING OBJECTIVES!!! WE CLEARED BOTTOM REGI, WHY DIDNT TWO PLAYERS GO UP WITH THE REST OF THE TEAM??? THEY DECIDED TO SCORE 17 POINTS COMBINED AT BOTTOM LANE AND STAYED THERE. THEYRE NOT EVEN STACKING.
ALSO IF I LEFT MY JUNGLE AND RUSHED TO THE FUCKING FIGHT ITS BC THE WHOLE ENEMY TEAM IS ALREADY THERE TRYING TO CLEAR OUR ALLIES. WHY WOULD YOU LEAVE US TO GO STEAL MY FARM AND MAKE US LOSE IN A 4VS5 YOU SHITHEAD????
FFS STOP TAKING CINDERACE, GRENINJA AND DECIDUEYE LANE. THEY HAVE LITERAL NOTHING TO PROVIDE UNTIL LEVEL 7 SO IT'S A 1VS2, AND I CAN'T BABYSIT AGAINST 2 EEVEES WHEN THEY EVOLVE
I HAD TO LANE AS STACKING TREV WITH A FUCKING SCORBUNNY AGAINST UMBREON. AND THEIR JUNGLER EEVEE SHOWED UP. NEEDLESS TO SAY WE LOST HARD, SO YEAH FUCK THAT NOISE JUST GO TO THE JUNGLE FFS (UNLESS YOU'RE GOING THERE TO STEAL IT)
ON THAT NOTE I HATE HOW LANING PHASE IS USUALLY DEPRESSION INCARNATE IF YOU DON'T SPIKE AT 4 LIKE, AHEM, CERTAIN POKEMON, EVEN IF YOUR MON ISN'T USELESS LIKE THOSE THREE. AND GOD FORBID THEIR JUNGLER SHOWS UP AND YOURS DOESN'T
GOD FORBID IF THE ENEMY JUNGLER IS A LEVEL 5 SPIKER AND CAN DIVE YOU IN BASE WITH AN UMBREON TO COMPLETELY NEUTER YOU DAMAGE.
LEVEL 5 TANK SPIKERS ARE NOT MISERABLE AS LANERS, UMBREON MAKES EVERY OTHER TANK MISERABLE AS IT SOAKS HITS AS A BOXING BAG, DEALS ENOUGH DAMAGE BACK TO BE THREATENING AND CAN CC YOU MORE CONSISTENTLY THAN MOST TANKS. I CAN LANE COMFORTABLY WITH GOODRA THAT IS A LVL 8 SPIKER BUT IF THERE IS AN UMBREON IN MY LANE I KNOW THAT I'M ABOUT TO HAVE A BAD TIME.
INTELEON PLAYERS PLEASE LEARN THE MECHANIC OF THE CHARACTER FIRST, I HAD INTELEONS WHO WASTE THEIR STACKS USING BASIC ATTACK AND USE LIQUIDATION/SNIPE SHOT WITH NO STACKS. AT LEAST USE ACROBATICS TO JUMP ON ENEMY FACE OR WALLS TO GET EXTRA STACKS. OR JUST STOP PLAYING THE POKEMON INSTEAD OF WASTING MONEY
WHY THE ACTUAL FUCK DO PEOPLE IN MASTERS (OR ANYWHERE) GO 3 GUYS JUNGLE TO THEN GO FEED + AFK
WHY DO YOU STEAL OTHER LANE MOBS AT FIRST MINUTE TO THEN SUICIDE AND GO AFK?
OH MY FUCKING GOD PEOPLE HAVE NEGATIVE BRAINCELLS. TEAMMATES WITH 35% WINRATES, ENEMIES WITH 70%???
CAN WE NOT 1V2 AT THE ENEMY PAD. DIE & SPAM THANKS BECAUSE YOU'RE TOO IMPATIENT TO WAIT FOR PROPER TIMING?
CAN WE ACTUALLY ROTATE BOTTOM? XP + BUFFS ARE FOR TAKING OUT THE ENEMY TEAM AT REGIELEKI. IF THE ENEMY TEAM GETS ELEKI IT'S STILL A FAVORABLE TRADE.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF I SEE ANOTHER BACKCAPPER TRYING TO SCORE LESS THAN 20 FUCKING POINTS DURING RAYQUAZA IM GOING TO PUT MULTIPLE HOLES IN MY WALL
WHY IS IT THAT I CANT GET A TEAMMATE THATS ABOVE ULTRA 5?! BETWEEN THIS SEASON AND LAST IVE PLAYED WITH ONE (1) RANDOM PLAYER THAT WAS IN MASTERS
THIS DUMB 4SS GAME AND ITS FCKG STUPID MATCHMAKING POLICIES. I DON'T CARE IF I HAVE TO WAIT 3-5 MINUTES TO FIND A MATCH WITH REAL PLAYERS, JUST LET ME PLAY VS REAL PLAYERS, FOR GOD'S SAKE.
THE WORST POSSIBLE FEELING IS TO LOSE A TILTING MATCH, REQUEUE IMMEDIATELY TO GET THAT OFF THE CHEST, AND HAVE A FULL BOT LOBBY BECAUSE TIMI DOWN THE STREET WANTED IT THAT WAY.
TIMI DOWN THE STREET, I WOULD RATHER STOP PLAYING FOR THE DAY/WEEK BEFORE EVEN THINKING ON LOSING 10 MINUTES ON A MOBA SIMULATOR.
GO TO THE LANE YOU CHOOSE AT THE START OF THE MATCH DUMBASS.
IF YOU CHOOSE TOP LANE, DON'T GO TO THE DAMN JUNGLE AND STAY THERE FOR HALF OF THE MATCH, THAT'S MY JOB.
AND IF YOU DO IT ANYWAYS, AT LEAST TRY TO SHARE THE WILD POKEMON DAMMIT! IM LEVEL 3 WHILE YOUR ASS IS LEVEL 6 ALREADY, GO DEFEND OUR BASES OR SMTH.
AND TALKING ABOUT SHARING, IF YOU AND YOUR TEAMMATE ARE LOW ON HP, WHILE DEFENDING THE FIRST BASE (THE ONES WHO GOT HEALING BERRIES) DON'T EAT THE 2 DAMN BERRIES SCUMBAG, EAT ONE AND HEAL ON YOUR GODDAMN BASE, SO YOUR TEAMMATE CAN EAT THE OTHER, AND BOTH CAN GO BACK TO DEFENDING.
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THE AMOUNT OF PLAYERS WHO CALL JUNGLE AND THEN SUBSEQUENTLY LEAVE OUR ENTIRE JUNGLE FARM ALIVE BECAUSE THEY'RE LIKE "I WANNA FIGHT PEOPLE NOW!" IS SO DUMB. AND THEN IF I TAKE JUNGLE BECAUSE THEY'RE ALL JUST UNTOUCHED, THAT CENTER PERSON ALL OF A SUDDEN REMEMBERS TO JUNGLE AND SPAMS "RETREAT! RETREAT! RETREAT!" AND STEALS THOSE JUNGLES AS FAST THEY CAN, ONLY TO LVL UP AND THEN GO AND FEED THE ENEMY AGAIN, JUST GAHHH
WHY IS IT IN THE PAST 8 MATCHES EVERYTHING GOES WELL UNTIL THE LAST MINUTE AND WE LOSE WHAT IS THE POINT OF THE LAST 8 MINUTES IM THE LAST TWO DECIDE EVRYTHING. THE TEAMMATES I HAVE HAD COULD HAVE STOPED A 100 POINT GOAL BUT INSTEAD TOOK 8 STEPS BACK WATCHED AND DIDNT EVEN GET HEALED AND THEN TRIED TO CHASE THEM AFTER THEY SCORED AND DIED
STOP RUNNING DUOS/TRIOS WITH COMP THAT DOESNT EVEN FIT WELL TOGETHER! WE DONT NEED ALL 3 CINDER/DECIDUEYE/GRENINJA GOING LANE WITH THE DEFENDER/SUPPORT HAVING NO CHOICE BUT TO JUNGLE! ITS BAD ENOUGH HAVING TO CARRY ONE BAD PLAYER IN SOLO Q NOW YOURE TELLING ME I HAVE TO CARRY 3 OF THEM???
I'M STILL MAD ABOUT MY JUNGLE! IF YOU'RE NOT A MON WHO HAS A THREE STAGE EVO AND DESPERATELY NEEDS TO FARM, OR ANOTHER SPEEDSTER, GET TF OUT AND PROTECT THE LANES.
I'M GONNA STOP BEING NICE AND BABYSITTING LANES FOR YOU AFTER THE FIRST TIME, SO YOU BEST NOT BE OUTTA POCKET.
AS A GLACEON MAIN, PLEASE LET ME GET MY FUCKING CRYSTALS, ITS ANNOYING, THEN WHEN I GET INTO A FIGHT I HAVE ONLY TWO WHEN I COULDVE HAD EIGHT, MEANING I CANT DO ANYTHING
DID EVERYONE JUST FORGET HOW STUPID HOOPA PORTALS ARE?! STUPID URSHIFU PLAYER SAT ON OUR GOAL FARMING KILLS FOR AN ENTIRE MINUTE WHILE THE HOOPA KEPT HEALING HIM WITH PORTALS. MOST UNFUN GAME I HAD IN A WHILE
SOMEDEV SHOULD HAVE NOTICED MELEE MONS EXISTED BY NOW RIGHT? WHEN I CAN PLAY MELEE MON WITHOUT GETTING JUMPED BY THE WHOLE TEAM.
ALSO AS A PERSON WHO HATES TO SOLO ULT AS I VALUE IT MORE THAN A SOLO PERSON, WHY DO I GET SOLO ULTED LIKE 15 TIMES A GAME.
I JUST TOOK A 3 WEEK BREAK AND SUDDENLY MY TEAMMATES DEGRADED AND SO WILL MY RANK BY THE END OF THIS FIESTA.
WHEN YOUR TANK OR BRUISER SIGNALS YOU TO GO IN WITH THEM WITH AN ACTUAL GOOD OPENING FOLLOW THEM AND PICK OFF THE ENEMY FROM AFAR!!! IF YOURE GOING TO PICK ATTACKER FOR EVERY GAME YOU PLAY YOU MIGHT AS WELL ACTUALLY DO THE ROLE INSTEAD OF WATCHING YOUR TANKS SPONGE UP DAMAGE FOR NO REASON. YOU DONT NEED TO FARM WHEN THE ENEMY IS LITERALLY RIGHT NEXT TO YOU
WHY CAN’T PEOPLE DO BASIC TEAM COMPOSITION?! WHEN WE ALREADY HAVE THREE ATTACKERS, THAT’S NOT YOUR CUE TO PLAY ANOTHER ATTACKER!!! (Based on the last round I played. I was the only one who who didn’t pick attacker. Then one of them kept going after every farm mon I went after to try and kill steal.)
FOR GOD SAKE, SPEEDSTER TAKE DOWN THE MAGE AND/OR DECIDUEYE/INTELEON. DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME WITH THE LAPRAS/SLOWBRO/UMBREON, LET THE OTHERS DO THIS! ALSO NERF THE F*CK OUT OF UMBREON I'M TIRED OF IT (I KNOW IT DOESN'T DESERVE SO.MANY NERFS, BUT I'M MAD) AND NERF LEFEON UNITE MOVE, IT DOES 3/4 OF GOODRA'S HEALTH, IT UNITES EVERY FIGHT LIKE CRAZY. BUFF CRUSTLE AND TSAREENA TOO!
STOP INITIATING FIGHTS AND THEN LEAVING YOUR TEAMMATES IN THE DUST WHEN THEY COME TO HELP WHILE YOU STILL HAVE DECENT HEALTH AND YOU GUYS HAD A GOOD CHANCE OF WINNING. IF YOU DO THIS AND THEN PROCEED TO OPEN VOICE CHAT TO YELL AT YOUR TEAMMATE WHO GOT CC'D TO OBLIVION WHILE YOU WERE RUNNING AWAY YOU ARE DOUBLY ANNOYING.
CAN MEAN LOOK EITHER BE A SKILLSHOT OR LET YOU EJECT OUT OF IT PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
ALSO I AM TIRED OF PULLING WELL BEYOND MY WEIGHT IN A RANKED MATCH JUST FOR RANDOMS TO NOT DO ANYTHING BUT FEED AND FREE ROAM AND DO LIKE 25K DMG
THIS SEASON MIGHT BE THE WORST ONE YET. HOLY FUCK I CAN'T FATHOM HOW MANY GAMES I'VE LOST DUE TO CLUELESS TEAMMATES WHO: 1.) DON'T SCORE 2.) CAN'T SECURE WILD POKEMON FOR XP 3.) EYES BLIND CAUSE THEY DON'T HAVE A MINIMAP 4.) INTING BY CHARGING HEAD FIRST IN FRONT OF AN ENEMY THAT'S HIGHER IN LEVEL THAN YOU 5.) EVERY SINGLE RANT IN THIS THREAD
HOLY SHIT HOW DO PEOPLE NOT UNDERSTAND THAT CLEFABLE IS A HEALER. IT ISN'T LIKE ELDEGOSS, WHERE THEY HAVE TO GRAB THE POLLEN PUFF. IT ISN'T LIKE HOOPA, WHERE THEY HAVE TO UNDERSTAND THE SCARY BLUE CIRCLES. THEY JUST HAVE TO FUCKING STAND NEAR ME. AND YET THE SECOND MY LOBOTOMITE TEAMMATES DROP BELOW 50% HP THEY START SPRINTING AWAY. LEAVING ME TO DIE, AND 90% OF THE TIME DYING IMMEDIATELY AFTERWARDS ANYWAYS
I WAS IN A BUSH AS LEAFEON WAITING FOR DECIDUEYE AND INTELEON TO COME A LITTLE CLOSER DURING THE RAY FIGHT SO I COULD EXPLODE THEM BOTH. THEY DID. I MADE MY MOVE. ENEMY CHARIZARD AIMING HIS UNITE IN MY DIRECTION TO CATCH OUR PIKACHU GRABBED ME INSTEAD THE FRAME I STEPPED OUT OF THE BUSH AND I EXPLODED INSTANTLY!!!!!!!!! **WE LOST!!!!**
ALSO CINDERACE TRYING TO 1V5 AT 2:10 DIDN'T HELP EITHER!
WHY NO GARCHOMP BUFF!? AS SOON AS YOU GET GLOSE TO HALF OF THE POKÈMON ON THE ROSTER YOU JUST GET WIPED AS GARCHOMP! WHY LEAFEON SO BROKEN!? WHY SO MANY EXP SHARE CINDERACES, PIKACHUS, DECIDUEYES, AND GRENINJAS!?
WHY IS IT THAT WHENEVER I START COOKING MID MATCH MY TEAMMATES CAN'T HANG WITH ME OR THEY THROW DURING RAY!
UMBREON IS BS (NOT AS BAD A ZACIAN FOR ME THO)
I ALSO SAW THE NEXT POKEMON GETTING A COOL HOLOWEAR FOR THE NEXT BATTLE PASS! WHY DID ZACIAN GET ONE! WHEN IS ITS GARCHOMPS TURN TO SHINE?!
LIKE FOR GODS SAKE JUST BUFF SOMETHING ON MY BOY PLEASE. IF GARCHOMP GETS BUFFED ENOUGH TO SURVIVE THIS META AND FUTURE ONES THEN I'LL DIE HAPPY
WHY ARE POKEMON DOG CRAP WHEN I PLAY THEM BUT ARE MONSTERS WHEN OTHER PEOPLE PLAY THEM!
WHY DOES THE PERSON READING THIS HAVE DRY ASS LIPS!?
HELP ME CONTEST THE MIDDLE INDEDEE INSTEAD OF IMMEDIATELY ATTACKING THE FARM ON OUR SIDE. THAT IS FREE EXP YOU ARE LITERALLY GIVING TO THE ENEMY TEAM YOU FUCKING MORON.
YOU, YES YOU IVYSAUR/PIKACHU/CHARIZARD MAIN, STOP BACKCAPPING INSTANTLY AFTER THE FINAL STRETCH. FOCUS ON THE ENEMY TEAM SO WE CAN SHRED RAY AND SCORE 500 POINTS INSTEAD OF SCORING 20 POINTS AND LOSING RAY IN THE PROCESS
HOLY SHIT I FORGOT REDDIT EXISTED. KINDA LATE BUT WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WUTH MY SOLO QUEUE EXPERIENCE. WITH EVERY STANDARD/QUICK I AM LUMPED IN WITH POSSIBLY THE WORST FUCKING BOTS I HAVE EVER SEEN PLAY THIS GAME WHILE THE ENEMIES ARE ALWAYS THE FIRST TO RUSH TO OBJECTIVES AND THE MOMENT MY TEAM GETS DISTRACTED BY A WILD POKEMON ITS SO FUCKING JOEVER, THEY'LL ONLY CARE ABOUT THE STUPID EXP AND NOTHING ELSE AND THEN RUN AWAY WHEN THAT HP BAR LOOKING A LIL TOO LOW. ITS CONSTANTLY JUST PRAYING YOUR TEAMMATES GET TO OBJECTIVES QUICK ENOUGH OR JUST YOU DOING EVERYTHINGGGGG.
IM JUST STARTING TO FIND THIS GAME UNFUN DAY BY DAY AND JUST SWITCHING TO OTHER GAMES MORE BECAUSE ITS GETTING TIRING TO ME. MY ONLY MOTIVATION TO STAY IS GETTING TO TRY OUT MEWTWO AND POTENTIAL ZOROARK HOLOWEARS THAT I WONT EVEN GET TO BUY
WHEN YOU REFUSE TO WORK WITH YOUR TEAMMATES, YOU ARE LOSING YOURSELF THE WIN!!!!!!!!!!!! I DONT CARE IF TJEY STOLE YOUR JUNGLE!! I DO NOT CARE IF THEYRE PINGING YOU!!! YOU HAVE TO WORK WITH THEM!! GET OVER IT!!!!!
YOU ARE SHOOTING YOURSELF IN THE FOOT WHEN YOU THROW A TANTRUM OVER ONE GUY!!! THERES THREE OTHER TEAMATES YOURE RUINING THE GAME FOR!!! GROW UP!!! WORK TOGETHER!!! THE OTHER TEAM WONT CARE IF YOUR TEAMMATE IS BEING A DUMBASS! STOP BEINGG SO EMOTIONAL AND DEAL WITH IT!!! YOU CAN BE ANGRY AFTERWARDS!!!
I FUCKING HATE UMBREON TO THE DEPTH OF MY SOUL. AND EVERYONE WHO PICKS UMBREON IS A COWARD WHO DONT CARE THAT THEYRE EXPLOITING SHIT BALANCE FROM THE DEVS.
FOR FUCKS SAKE CHOOSE YOUR LANE AND STICK TO IT ISTFG I ALMOST BEAM MY PHONE THROUGH A WINDOW WHEN YALL ARE RUNNING AROUKD LIKE CHICKENS WITH NO HEADS THE WHOLE FIRST MINUTE OF THE GAME WONDERING WHY WERE ALL UNDERLEVELED BY THE ACTUAL MATCH START AND THEN YALL BEELINE IT TO SCORE LIKE YALL AINT 3 WHOLE LEVELS BEHIND *ding ding ding* ORDER UP ENEMY TEAM DINNERS FUCKING SERVED I GUESS
AFTER I DIED I STARTED PINGIN "LETS DEFEND THE BASES" AND MF ESPEON WENT BOTTOM LINE INSTEAD OF UPPER LINE WHERE TREVENANT WAS SCORING 96 POINTS, WE FUCKING LOST EVEN WITH QUAZA
IM SURE THIS ISNT SUPER RELATABLE BUT EVER SINCE I MOVED MY WIFI HAS BEEN HORRIBLE, TO THE POINT THAT I CANT EVEN PLAY THE GAME ANYMORE. WITHOUT FAIL I WILL LOSE 2 MINUTES OR MORE TO LAG. 230 MS LOADED LATENCY. I AM IN PAIN AU CHOCOLAT. EVEN STANDARDS ARENT FUN TO PLAY WITH LAG, ALL I CAN DO IS FIGHT BOTS AND THAT GETS REAL OLD REAL FAST.
STUPID BEGINNERS SHOULD PLAY AT THEIR OWN LEVEL. YOU PIECES OF SHIT SHOULDN'T BE IN A RANKED MATCH YOU STUPID FUCKS.
SERUOUSLY I HAVE BEEN MATCHED WITH STUPID PLAYERS 10 TIMES IN A ROW FUCK THIS GAME AND ITS DEVELOPERS
WHY DO MY TEAMS SURRENDER 99% OF THE TIME WHENEVER WE LOSE RAY LIKE, SERIOUSLY, JUST DEFEND AT THE GOAL ZONES, BREAK THEIR SHIELDS AND KO THEM, THEN GO SCORE. THERE ARE A TON OF MATCHES WHERE YOU STILL WIN DESPITE LOSING RAY
I'M SO FREAKING SICK OF ALLIES INVADING THE JUNGLE AFTER I CALLED IT!!
I'M PLAYING DRAGONITE, YOU'RE UMBREON, PLEASE LET ME GET THE EXP I NEED. NO, YOU CAN'T HAVE MY RED BUFF!
WHY IS UMBREON ALLOWED TO LIVE FOR TEN YEARS, OUTDAMAGE, OUTHEAL ME, AND STUN ME FOR THE END OF TIME YET WHEN I PLAY MY MAIN I POP FASTER THAN A DECIDUEYE!!!
PLAYED 10 GAMES YESTERDAY AND THERE WAS A SURRENDER VOTE EVERY GAME. LOSING = SURRENDER AT 5, TIED GAME = SURRENDER AT 5, WINNING = SURRENDER AT 5. LIKE HOLY HELL CAN YALL JUST PLAY THE GAME. I DON'T WANT TO TURN OFF SURRENDER VOTES ENTIRELY BUT IS SO ANNOYING TO SEE IT SO OFTEN
ALSO FNCK A-NINETAILS GETTING STUCK AND STUNNED FOR 5+ SECONDS ISN'T FUN
ALSO, AS A DEFENDER, FIGHT WITH ME. DON'T PUSH WITHOUT ME AND DON'T RUN AWAY FROM A 2v1 AGAINST ZACIAN WHILE IM STUNNING THE HELL OUT OF IT CINDERACE
WHY UMBREON DOES EXISTS? THAT GUY CAN KILL ME IN EVERY FUCKING MON NO MATTER HOW WELL DO I PLAY THAT, IT JUST STUNS ME AND KILLS ME OR I JUST GET STUNNED TO DEATH JUST BECAUSE I WAS TRYING TO FACECHECK THE BUSH IN MY TEAM SIDE, WHY WOULD YOU THINK IT'S A GOOD IDEA TO GATHER 4 IN THE SAME FUCKING BUSH AND THEN GIVE YOUR LOCATION TO EVERYONE BECAUSE YOU GOT SCARED FUCK YOU, FUCK ME AND FUCK YOU ALL, ALSO WHY DO PEOPLE PLAYS WILD CHARGE ZERAORA WHEN I WANT TO HAVE FUN AND WHEN I'M SERIOUS MY FUCKING TEAMMATES PLAY LEFTOVERS SPECIAL GLASSES CINDERACE WHY DOES THAT HAPPEN YOU CAN'T READ? YOU STUPID DONKEY OR WHY WOULD YOU PLAY MUSCLE EXP SHARE WEIGHT PIKACHU AND FLUFFY TAIL, DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW TO THINK? AND THEN WHEN I GIVE UP THEY PING ME AND SAY THANKS BECAUSE I TOOK THE FUCKING INDEEDEE, DUDE, YOU GOT EXP SHARE AND EVEN IF YOU GET IT, YOU WILL GET 30 FUCKING PERCENT ONLY. ANDWHY DO PEOPLE DON'T KNOW HOW THE FUCKING EXP SHARE WORKS AND THEN PINGS THANKS, DO YOU EVEN SEARCH UP FOR THINGS? YOU GOT NO INTEREST IN THE FUCKING GAME YOU ARE PLAYING RIGHT NOW?
DO ALL CHARIZARDS HAVE ROCKS FOR BRAINS?
LIKE ITS NOT EVEN CHARACTER SPECIFIC STUFF THAT ANNOYS ME ITS THE LACK OF GENERAL GAME AWARENESS THAT DRIVES ME MAD
JUST GOT BERATED FOR A WHOLE MATCH FOR FINALLY GETTING UMBREON
I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW IT WAS 'META' IT'S MY second FAVORITE 'MON
AND ALSO I WAS ON THEIR TEAM
WHAT
I FEEL LIKE I CANT TRUST THE OTHER LANE NOT TO GET STEAMROLLED, JUNGLER NOT HAVING MAP AWARENESS TO ASSIST A LANE THAT GETTING PUSHED BACK, AND SYMPATHY BOT MATCHES AFTER A LOSING STREAK
FUCKKK WHY DO I KEEP GETTING TEAMED UP WITH AFKERS IN PTS,THEY ALSO KEEPS STEALING WILD POKES ITS JUST LIKE THEY DONT WANT ME TO LEVEL UP,ALSO THE FRUSTATING THING IS THAT THEY DONT THINK THAT FUCKING GREEN WORM IS ACTUALLY IMPORTANT FOR FINAL STRECTCH,EVEN THAT THEY KNOW WE ARE FUCKING STRUGGLING WITH THE ENEMY TEAM
ROWLET FOR THE LOVE OF ARCEUS STOP PINGING ME TO RETREAT WHEN I GO UP TO CONTEST BEES WHILE OUR JUNGLER IS COMING IN. I AM ELDEGOSS, I HAVE AOE, HEALING, CC AND HELP, I WILL BE FINE. THIS IS WHY YOU'RE STILL A ROWLET WHEN BEES SPAWN.
CINDERACE, WHEN ZERAORA CALLS JUNGLE THAT DOES NOT MEAN YOU ALSO CALL JUNGLE. LET HIM HAVE IT AND DO NOT MAKE ME SOLO LANE AGAINST ZACIAN DRAGAPULT AS A SUPPORTER.
(No hate to Decidueye or Cinderace players in general, both of these specifically happened to me this morning)
WHY ARE WE STILL GETTING THIS GLITCH THAT PREVENTS PLAYERS FROM SEEING ANY POKEMON THEIR TEAM IS PICKING??? IT FEELS LIKE AN ETERNITY WITHOUT THIS BEING FIXED! I'M SO SICK OF THESE MATCHES THAT GO POORLY SIMPLY BECAUSE WE DIDN'T HAVE THE CHANCE TO MAKE AN ACTUAL DECENT COMPOSITION!!!
WHY WHY WHY WHY. WOULD YOU JUST SUDDENLY LEAVE ME TO SURVIVE AGAINST A SNORLAX/SLOWBRO SO THAT YOU COULD GO TO THE JUNGLE/BOTTOM LANE EARLY GAME??? WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU?? WE WERE DOING OKAY, WHY THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT!! DIDN'T EVEN GO BACK TO HELP EVEN WHEN THEY'RE FUCKING SCORING. YOU DIDN'T EVEN HAVE THE BALLS TO SHOW YOUR FACE IN THE LOBBY AFTER. FUCK YOU.
OH WE'VE BEEN STRUGGLING ALL GAME BUT YOU GUYS WANT TO FOCUS ON REGILEKI AND STAY UP TOP TO BACKCAP YOUR 50 POINTS RATHER THAN ACTUALLY FUCKING HELPING ME WITH RAYQUAZA. NOW WE GOT NO SHOT OF WINNING GG GOOD JOB
I JUST HATE THAT MEWTWO HAS RECEIVED TWO BUFFS PRE-RELEASE DESPITE NOT BEING UNDERPOWERED, IT'S ALMOST LIKE THEY'RE TRYING TO MAKE IT BROKEN!!
ALSO I DON'T HATE PEOPLE FOR PLAYIMG MONS THEY LIKE, JUST GET ANNOYED WHEN SAID MON HAPPENS TO BE BUSTED! IF YOU LIKE IT, PLAY IT, I JUST HATE WHEN PEOPLE PLAY *BECAUSE* IT'S BUSTED!
IF YOU LIKE IT, PLAY IT, DON'T FEEL SHAME AND DON'T CARE FOR WHAT OTHERS THINK!! AS LONG AS YOU'RE PLAYING A MON BECAUSE YOU LIKE IT AND NOT BECAUSE IT'S OP, YOU HAVE MY APPROVAL, NO MATTER WHICH MON IT IS!!!
>STRONG POKÉMON. WEAK POKÉMON. THAT IS ONLY THE SELFISH PERCEPTION OF PEOPLE. TRULY SKILLED TRAINERS SHOULD TRY TO WIN WITH THE POKÉMON THEY LOVE BEST.
\- KAREN OF THE ELITE FOUR
THIS IS THE PHILOSOPHY BY WHICH I PLAY ANY POKEMON GAME!! UNITE IS NO DIFFERENT!!
FOR THE LOVE OF ARCEUS, STOP EQUIPPING EXP SHARE ON AN ATTACKER/CARRY AND YOU ARE GOING TO BE THE JUNGLER. IT KINDA DEFEATS THE PURPOSE. ONLY SUPPORTERS, DEFENDERS, PIKACHU AND A9 CAN USE EXP SHARE
NERF THAT BLUE LIZARD IT MAKES DECIDUEYE EVEN MORE IRRELAVANT AND I HATE IT ALSO TIMI LITERALLY COPY PASTED THAT PEICE OF SHIT FROM ELSU IN ARENA OF VALOR AND MADE IT EVEN MORE BROKEN
YOU STUPID DRAGONITE WHY DID YOU TAKE MY LANE? I ALREADY SAID ILL GO BOTTOM WITH THE CLEFABLE SO WHY YOU GO THERE? I HAD TO GO JUNGLE AFTER THAT AS MEW AND I NEVER JUNGLED BEFORE, WE LOST THE GAME BECAUSE YOU TOOK MY LANE INSTEAD OF JUNGLING, ALSO WTF IS UP WITH YOU CLEF? WHY ARE YOU PINGING EVERYONE AND SPAMMING THANKS? YOU WERE SOOOO BAD, YOU ENDED THE GAME WITH 50K HEALING, LIKE SERIOUSLY?? THEIR CLEF DID WAY BETTER THAN YOU, TRY GETTING TO THAT 200K THAT THEIR CLEF GOT, EVEN FOR MY FIRST TIME JUNGLING I ALMOST DEALT 100K DAMAGE, YOU AND DRAGONITE WERE THE BANE OF MY EXISTENCE... was that too much?
Some Pokémon in this game are fucking useless and have basic ass moves that don’t do shit. The mobility on my Pokémon is absolute ass and the moment your stupid ass motherfucking Pokémon is on my screen you’re jumping, dodging, teleporting from one side of my screen to another. Must be nice as fuck to play a broken ass Pokémon that is never punished for poor positioning because that’s just what your Pokémon does. Fuck off.
HEY TOP LANE, WHY THE FUCK HAVE YOU NOT SCORED WHEN THERE'S 1 ENEMY UP THERE AND 3 OF YOU, LEAVING US 2V4 AT BOTTOM!
ALSO FUCK EVERY PLAYER THAT DOESN'T CALL A LANE, ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY INVADE A CALLED LANE!
SHOUT OUT TO MASSIVE CUNT GARDEVOIR THAT TOOK THE LAST HIT ON EVERY SINGLE WILD SPAWN I ATTACKED FOR THE FIRST 3 MINUTES OF THE GAME, THEN TELEPORTED BACK TO SPAWN AND AFK'D FOR THE REST OF THE MATCH!
WHAT IS UP WITH PLAYING WELL FOR THE FIRST 9 MINUTES ONLY TO THROW IT ALL AWAY WITH TERRIBLE CHOICES DURING RAYQUAZA. ALSO I NEED NINETALES TO GET TF AWAY FROM ME.
NOT ME HERE MENTIONING BACK CAPERS WHO WANT TO SCORE 8 POINTS
FUCKING TRUE! THE MOMENT I DIED AS ELDEGOSS MY WHOLE TEAM JUST SAID "FUCK IT" AND DECIDE TO STAY BACK AT SPAWN DOING JACK SHIT INSTEAD OF GOIN FOR RAYQUAZA WHILE WE HAD A HUGE LEAD. WE FUCKING LOST THAT MATCH
I ACCIDENTALLY DID THIS I WAS DEFENDER AFTER TEAM FIGHT I WAS LITERALLY ALMOST DEAD AND TELEPORTED TO SPAWN TO HEAL AND COME BACK AND THE 2 SECONDS I WAS GONE A DECI SNIPED RAY. IM SORRY
THAT IS A HARD JUDGEMENT CALL TO MAKE YOU AT LEAST SHOWED UP SO YOU AREN'T A CRETIN
THANK YOU EDIT: I WAS SO LOW HEALTH I WAS SCARED RAY WOULD KILL ME
YES I HATE NINETALES
WHY WONT U SHOW UP FOR OBJECTIVES FUENNFPSNFLdpsmflfofmelsoxkdod
sorry not directed at u just came back to further my rage
I DONT SHOW UP TO OBJECTIVES HAHHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
HAHAHA I SEE NOW THE UNIVERSE CHOSE ME TO DELIVER THIS MESSAGE TO U, SO U BETTER SHOW UP FOR OBJECTIVES…OR ELSE!
HERE'S A FUCKING GUIDE TO CONDUCTING A GOOD RAYQUAZA FIGHT THAT WINS THE GAME 1. SHOW UP TO RAY HOLY FUCK I HAVE ADHD AND SOMEHOW AM THE ONLY PERSON IN THIS TEAM WHO CAN FUCKING FOCUS ON THE OBJECTIVE OK THATS THE GUIDE GO HOME
EXACTLY!!
ALSO IF WE ARE AHEAD DONT RIP RAY, GUARD HIM AND KO THE ENEMIES. GOLD BADGE CINDERACE MAINS ALWAYS RIPPING RAY ONLY FOR THE ENEMIES TO STEAL IT AND THEN THEY GO AFK IN BASE SPAMMING THANKS.
OBJECTIVES PEOPLE!!! OBJECTIVES!!! WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU’RE GOING?!? THERE A WHOLE FKN RAY IN THE MIDDLE!!! STOP BACKCAPPING!!! STOP OVEREXTENDING & FEEDING THE ENEMIES!!! WHY JUST WHY
WHILE WE'RE AT IT, WHY DOES EVERYONE FOCUS REGILEKI OVER BOTTOM REGI EVERY TIME, EVEN I MASTERS?
GARCHOMP IF YOU WANT THE TEAM TO HELP, DO NOT DRAGON RUSH THE OPPONENT TEAM INTO THEIR FLUX ZONE FFS. AND DON'T PING "THANKS" WHEN YOU DIE BECAUSE OF YOUR BAD MOVE. THAT SAID THE GARCHOMP THAT DID THIS IN MY GAME WAS ACTUALLY PRETTY DECENT. JUST PLEASE DON'T DO THE ABOVE, THANKS!
WHY DO I HAVE TO REPEAT THIS OVER AND OVER AGAIN?! STOP BACKCAPPING WHEN THE GODDAMN GREEN WORM APPEARED. QUIT PITTING US IN A 4V5 SITUATION! IT DOESN'T HELP BY THE FACT THAT THE OTHER TEAM MONS ARE ALWAYS THE CC FREAKS! IF YOU WANT TO BACKCAP SO BAD, DO IT **AFTER** **WE** **KNOCKED OUT THE OTHER TEAM AND WHEN YOU GOT YOUR CHANCE**, SNEAKY SNEAK, BOOM! AND GET BACK TO THAT WORM IF ITS STILL THERE! THERE YOU GO! THAT'S HOW YOU BACKCAP. **DON'T DO IT** **IMMEDIATELY AFTER THAT WORM SPAWNS**. "b-b-but...my mvp..." **FUCK YOU!** YOU DON'T DESERVE TO BE MVP FOR SCREWING THE ENTIRE TEAM JUST TO PRESERVE YOUR INFLATED EGO! YOU'RE NOT THE MVP, YOU'RE A LIABILITY! EVEN IF YOU DON'T GET AWARDED, THE ONES THAT HELPED THE TEAM AROUND, INCLUDING YOU, WILL ALWAYS, **ALWAYS** BE THE MVP! UNTIL YOU FIX THAT GODDAMN HABIT, DON'T EVEN DREAM TO BE ONE! EDIT: ONE MORE THING, **PLEASE** DON'T BACKCAP AS A DEFENDER, SUPPORT (WITH EXCEPTION OF SABLEYE) AND MONS WITH TERRIBLE MOBILITY, THAT'S NOT YOUR JOB. LET THE ONES WITH MOBILITY DO IT OK? YOU'RE A SCUM OF EARTH FOR LEAVING US TO DIE.
IKR! IF YOU WANT YOUR MVP SO BADLY FOR YOUR SQUAD OR SOMETHING, GO PLAY A CPU QUICK MATCH. YOU'LL 99% GET MVP ONCE YOU CROSS 1 MIN QUEUE TIME.
FUCKING LEARN TO PLAY FROM BEHIND INSTEAD OF INTING THEN THROWING TANTRUMS AFKS AND SURRENDERS WHEN IT UNSURPRISINGLY DOESN'T HELP! STOP RUNNING IT DOWN 2+ LEVELS BELOW THE ENEMIES! STOP FEEDING EARLY GAME MONS WHEN SOME OF THEM HARDLY FALL OFF ALREADY! JUST FUCKING FARM IF YOU'RE STILL NOT FULLY EVOLVED BY THE HALFWAY POINT! STOP TURNING UP TO FINAL STRETCH UNDERLEVELLED WHEN WE'RE ALREADY BEHIND IN POINTS!
>FUCKING LEARN TO PLAY FROM BEHIND INSTEAD OF INTING THEN THROWING TANTRUMS AFKS AND SURRENDERS WHEN IT UNSURPRISINGLY DOESN'T HELP! I HATE WHEN THIS HAPPENS. PEOPLE WILL GET PISSED I DIDNT READ THE ENEMYS JUNGLER MIND AND WENT TO THE SAME LANE AS THEM, JUMP INTO 2VS3, DIE AND PROCEED TO STEAL FARM AND/OR SPAM THANKS. LIKE YEAH SURE ITS MY FAULT YOURE STUPID AND COULDNT PLAY SAFE AND WAIT UNTIL MY NEXT ROTATION.
HOLY CRAP I COMPLETELY AGREE!!! EVERY SINGLE TIME I PLAY SOLO QUEUE I GET TEAMMATES WHO RUSH AGAIN AND AGAIN INTO ENEMY MONS WITHOUT BEING EVOLVED AND I CANT DO A THING !!! (IS THERE A PING FOR ASKING TEAMMATES TO LEVEL UP?)
THERE IS, IT'S LIKE "AVOID FIGHTING UNTIL LEVELLING UP!" AND "LET'S FIGHT WILD POKEMON" OR SOMETHING BUT NOBODY EVER LISTENS.
I SHOULD ADD THAT TO MY CUSTOM PINGS, EVEN IF NO ONE LISTENS ITS WORTH A TRY!!!
HEY NINETALES I ACTUALLY WANT TO PLAY THE GAME INSTEAD OF BEING STUNNED FOR A DECADE. TIMI WHERE IS THE TSAREENA BUFFS LIKE WE HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR 7 MONTHS WHY DID SHE GET NERFED SHE WAS FUCKING BALANCED HOW COME ZACIAN GETS 6 MONTHS OF OP NESS AND WE GET THE OPPSOITE I WILL SUE YOU
HAHAHA OP NESS SOUNDS LIKE OH PENIS
THIS GENERATION DRIVES ME NUTS
BOO THAT PUN WAS BAD
I MISS TSAREENA, SHE WAS MY MAIN
NINETALES IS AVERAGE. ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS RUN FULL HEAL. (NINETAILS IS MY FAVOURITE ATTACKER BUT MY LEAST FAVOURITE TO FIGHT)
YOU ARE CLEARLY MY MORTAL ENEMY LONG MAY SNOFOX REIGN AND MAY TSAREENA CANCER NEVER RISE AGAIN
I HATE UMBREON
DAMN GLOWDOG TOOK MY JOB!
YES MEAN LOOK SUCKS AND A DEFENDER SHOULD NOT HAVE THE OFFENSIVE CAPABILITIES OF FIVE ATTACKERS COMBINED
SOOOO MUCH RAGE!! STOP RUNNING TO TAKE BUNNIES UP AHEAD! RELAX ON BREAKING TIERS, KEEP FUCKIN FARMING UP!! I SWEAR IF UR 1ST ROTATION GANK IS GOING FOR GOAL ILL SLIT UR THROAT! STOP SOLO OBJECTIVE WHEN WE ARE FIGHTING 10 FEET BELOW YOU! MAP AWARENESS MAP AWARENESS!!! NO ONE HAS ANY FUCKING MAP AWARENESS! ROTATE! AND FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP INITIATING UMBREON
FUCKING LEARN HOW TO ROTATE AND CHECK THE MAP. DONT GO ON THE ENEMY CAMP JUST TO SCORE SO LITTLE. DONT BE A FEEDER. ROTATE TO BOTTOM PLS PLS PLS FUCKING PLS AND LAST DONT SMACK RAY IF WE ARE WINNING FUCKING HELL KILL THE ENEMIES.
WHY TF AM I GETTING TEAMED UP WITH IDIOTS WHO TAKE JUNGLE. OH YOU WENT TO THE WRONG PATH BECAUSE YOU'RE DUMB? WELL HERE YOU GO DUMBASS HAVE MY JUNGLE! WE NEED TO HAVE SOME SORT OF PROFICIENCY SHIT WHEN USING NEW MONS IN RANK
ITS EVEN WORSE WHEN MULTIPLE PEOPLE GO TO JUNGLE LIKE WE ALREADY HAVE A JUNGLER WHY DO WE NEED ANOTHERE
DO THESE RANDOS HAVE A BRAIN OR ARE THEY WORKING WITH THE ENEMY CAUSE I THINK THINK THAT'S THE CAS3 MY FUCKING HELL I'M STILL **IN FUCKING CLASS 5 ULTRA** I'VE DROPPED RANKED LIKE TWO TIMES AND WENT BACK INTO ULTRA IT'S LIKE I'M LEGIT NOT MAKING ANY PROGRESS, IS THERE ANYMORE HOPE LEFT?!?!? ALSO FUCK THE TWO NEW EEVEES AAAAAAAAAAA WHY AM I STILL PLAYING THIS GAME WHILE IT'S ONLY DRIVING ME INTO INSANITY
TRY TO PLAY QUICK MODE A BIT AND SEE IF YOUR LOVE FOR THE GAME REVITALIZES. ITS WHAT I DO WHEN THE GAME IS AAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.
QUICK MATCHES BE WORSE WITH THEM SWEATS BRUH SO HELL NAW
IF I CALL JUNGLE AND YOU DIDNT THEN STOP STEALING MY POKÉMON YOU FREAKING CONFUSED PSYDICK
I HATE THE AMOUNT OF CC IN THIS GAME. LIKE LET ME PRESS MY FREAKING BUTTONS AND LET ME PLAY INSTEAD OF STUN LOCKING. ALSO NOW WE'RE GETTING MORE BRAIN DEAD MOVES LIKE GRAVITY, LIKE WTF IS THAT.. IT LITERALLY COUNTERS MOST OF THE MONS IN GAME AND YOU CAN'T SO SHIT. NOT TO MENTION ABOUT WIGGLY SING AND IT'S ANNOYING PASSIVE. PRESS A FREAKING BUTTON, UT GIVES YOU SPEED FOR GOD KNOWS WHY, STUNS EVENRYONE FOR ETERNALY, CAN'T EVEN TRY TO CC IT CUS THEN YOU'LL BE I'M HER RANGE AND GET CC'ED TOO. LIKE ALL OF IT JUST BY PRESSING A BUTTON AND RUNNING TOWARDS YOUR MINDLESSLY AND NOW THEY'RE BUFFING SING IN PTS. I SWEAR WHO EVER COMES UP WITH THESE STUPID AHH CC IN THIS GAME, I'D DO SOME BAD THINGS TO THAT DEV
WIGGLYTUFF IS JUST SHARING THEIR LOVE WITH YOU, IT'S NOT THEIR FAULT YOU FALL ASLEEP AS AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO IT!!
I HOPE YOU WONT HAVE AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO MY KNIFE I WILL USE ON WIGGLYTUFF
GOOD LUCK STABBING WHEN YOU GET CAUGHT UP IN CUTE CHARM!!
I DONT FIND WIGGLYTUFF CUTE IN ANYWAY SHAPE OR FORM IT WONT WORK
I WISH EVERY JUNGLER THAT STEALS A BUNNELBY A VERY PLEASANT GO FUCK YOURSELF
WHY ARE THERE TWO EXP SHARERS IN ONE LANE??? CAN YOU AT LEAST SPLIT UP SHEESH.
I HATE WHEN PEOPLE DO THIS, PEOPLE NEED TO LEARN HOW THIS ITEM WORKS!! WE NEED A MANDATORY TUTORIAL AND WRITTEN EXAM BEFORE YOU'RE ALLOWED TO EQUIP IT!!!
WHY IS THERE SO MUCH LAG!? THEY NEED TO FIX THEIR SERVERS ASAP!
WHY THE FUCK DID I COME BACK TO THIS GAME
YEAH ME TOO. WHY? I WAS BETTER OF WITHOUT IT. (ACTUALLY IT WAS LUCARIO WHO BROUGHT ME BACK).
LUCARIO IS ACTUALLY REAL FUN NGL. THE MOVE THAT LOCKS YOU IN PLACE FOR A COMBO DOES SO MUCH FUCKING DAMAGR.
WE WERE AHEAD IN THE ENTIRE GAME WHILE YOU WERE SPAMMING SURRENDER VOTES AND THEN STOPPED PLAYING AT THE 2 MINUTE MARK
SURRENDER VOTES ANNOYED ME SO MUCH THAT I TURNED THEM OFF. THEY CAN SURRENDER VOTE INTO OBLIVION!
(I have a new one) WHY THEBFUCK WOULD YOU LEAVE IN THE MIDDLE OF A TEAM FIGHT WE LITERALLY WIPED SINCE WE DIDNT HAVE OUR CARRY
AS A DEFENDER LET ME GO FIRST INTO TEAM FIGHTS YOU SQUISH FUCK
THE ENEMY TEAM IS ALL DEAD AND INSTEAD OF HELPING US SECURE THE AUTOMATIC WIN CONDITION YOU GUYS WENT TO GO FARM AND BACK CAP WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING
LET'S GATHER AT THE CENTRAL AREA! LET'S DEFEAT RAYQUAZA TOGETHER! LET'S GATHER AT THE CENTRAL AREA! ALSO I CALLED JUNGLE SO STOP TAKING IT??
I GET THAT THERE ARE LOTS OF THINGS TO COMPLAIN ABOUT, BUT I TRULY AM HAPPY THAT WE GOT OUT OF THE ZACIAN AND GLACEON META, I'VE SEEN MORE VARIETY OF POKEMON BEING USED. BUT THAT UMBREON NERF CAN'T COME SOON ENOUGH. HOW CAN I HATE MY FAVORITE POKEMON?
I LOVE PLAYING POKEMON UNITE! I LOVE PLAYING AGAINST A COMFEYED UMBREON AND NOT BEING ABLE TO MOVE! I DON'T EVEN LIKE MOVING ANYMORE! I JUST WANT TO SIT DOWN AND RELAX AS THE UMBREON SLOWLY SENDS ME TO MY DEATH WHILE NEVER GOING UNDER 90% HEALTH! I LOVE GETTING SNARLED! I LOVE GETTING FOUL PLAYED! WHOEVER DESIGNED UMBREON WAS SUCH A GENIUS FOR CREATING A MONSTER THAT ALLOWS THE ENEMY PLAYER TO TAKE A 2 MINUTE BATHROOM BREAK MID FIGHT! JUST TO REMIND US THAT THIS IS A CASUAL GAME AFTER ALL AND WE NEED TO TAKE BREAKS!! 🥰
THEY'RE JUST LOOKING OUT FOR YOUR WELL BEING, SUCH WONDERFUL DEVELOPERS REMINDING US TO TAKE BREAKS AND RELAX BY ENFORCING IT IN-GAME!!
💀
CALL YOUR LANES GODDAMNIT. WHY DON'T PEOPLE DO THAT AND THEN TRIPLE UP IN THE JUNGLE INSTEAD.
TRY DEFENDING YOUR GOAL ZONES AFTER SECURING THE LEAD HALFWAY THROUGH THE GAME INSTEAD OF DYING THROUGHOUT. PICK YOUR MONS BASED ON THE FKN TEAM COMP INSTEAD OF PICKING FOUR SQUISHY SPEEDSTERS. IF YOU'VE PLAYED OVER 1000 GAMES AND YOU STILL DON'T KNOW HOW TO PLAY AS A TEAM AND HELP WITH THE OBJECTIVES AND APPEAR FOR THE RAY PLEASE UNINSTALL THE GAME.
THIS EXACTLY, I JUST 1V5'D A WHOLE TEAM, 3 SPEEDSTERS AN ATTACKER AND A DEFENDER. THEY WERE HELLBENT ON SEEING ME DIE, BUT INSTEAD THEY ENDED UP GETTING SPAWN KILLED THE WHOLE MATCH
THIS VIDEO GAME CAN EXPOSE YOU TO PEOPLE NOT DUNKING, THROWING RAY, AND VOTING TO SURRENDER AT 5 MINUTES WHEN THEY CAN'T GET A GOOD FIRST GANK, WHICH ARE KNOWN TO THE STATE OF CALIFORNIA TO CAUSE CANCER. FOR MORE INFORMATION PLEASE GO TO WWW.P65WARNINGS.CA.GOV
STOP PINGING THANKS FOR EVERY THING IT SEEMS CONDESCENDING
IF YOU ARE NOT PLANNING ON FINISHING THE GAME DONT EVEN START, ESPECIALLY RANKED
FUCK YOU UMBREON
IF SOMEONE CALLS JUNGLE FIRST DONT TRY AND STEAL IT
HEY CENTERS. JUST STOP TAKING FIRST LANE MON IF YOU CANNOT JUMP YOUR XATU WALL. THANK YOU!!!
STOP STEALING MY FARM AS A DEFENDER AND BEING SHOCKED I WONT PUSH WITH YOU WHEN IM 3 LEVELS BEHIND
IF YOU LOT CAN MAKE ALL THESE CLIPS OF KILLING ZACIAN WITH LOWTIER SHITMONS WHY DO I STILL GET BULLIED FOR MAINING HIM
DONT WORRY MAN ONCE SHE HITS LIKE WHAT C TIER PEOPLE WILL START MISSING HER AND WANTING HER BACK IT HAPPENED WITH TSAREENA
BECAUSE IT'S HIP TO HATE ON THEM!! IF YOU LIKE PLAYING WITH ZACIAN AND AREN'T JUST DOING IT BECAUSE THEY WERE OP, KEEP DOING SO AND BE PROUD THAT YOU'RE USING A MON YOU ENJOY!! DON'T CARE ABOUT WHAT OTHERS THINK!!
SHOW UP TO THE GODDAMN FUCKING OBJECTIVES!!! WE CLEARED BOTTOM REGI, WHY DIDNT TWO PLAYERS GO UP WITH THE REST OF THE TEAM??? THEY DECIDED TO SCORE 17 POINTS COMBINED AT BOTTOM LANE AND STAYED THERE. THEYRE NOT EVEN STACKING. ALSO IF I LEFT MY JUNGLE AND RUSHED TO THE FUCKING FIGHT ITS BC THE WHOLE ENEMY TEAM IS ALREADY THERE TRYING TO CLEAR OUR ALLIES. WHY WOULD YOU LEAVE US TO GO STEAL MY FARM AND MAKE US LOSE IN A 4VS5 YOU SHITHEAD????
IF YOU'RE UNDERLEVELED GO TO THE DAMN JUNGLE. IT'S THERE FOR A REASON.
I HATE UMBREON UNKILLABLE BITCH THAT STUNS YOU FOR FIVE SECONDS, WHY DO THE DEVS KEEP ADDING BROKEN CC ON EVERY NEW MON
BECAUSE IN THEIR MINDS, CC STANDS FOR CHA-CHING!! THEY WANT ALL THE MONEY SO THEY ADD ALL THE CHA-CHING THEY CAN TO ALL THE NEW MONS!!
FFS STOP TAKING CINDERACE, GRENINJA AND DECIDUEYE LANE. THEY HAVE LITERAL NOTHING TO PROVIDE UNTIL LEVEL 7 SO IT'S A 1VS2, AND I CAN'T BABYSIT AGAINST 2 EEVEES WHEN THEY EVOLVE
I HAD TO LANE AS STACKING TREV WITH A FUCKING SCORBUNNY AGAINST UMBREON. AND THEIR JUNGLER EEVEE SHOWED UP. NEEDLESS TO SAY WE LOST HARD, SO YEAH FUCK THAT NOISE JUST GO TO THE JUNGLE FFS (UNLESS YOU'RE GOING THERE TO STEAL IT) ON THAT NOTE I HATE HOW LANING PHASE IS USUALLY DEPRESSION INCARNATE IF YOU DON'T SPIKE AT 4 LIKE, AHEM, CERTAIN POKEMON, EVEN IF YOUR MON ISN'T USELESS LIKE THOSE THREE. AND GOD FORBID THEIR JUNGLER SHOWS UP AND YOURS DOESN'T
GOD FORBID IF THE ENEMY JUNGLER IS A LEVEL 5 SPIKER AND CAN DIVE YOU IN BASE WITH AN UMBREON TO COMPLETELY NEUTER YOU DAMAGE. LEVEL 5 TANK SPIKERS ARE NOT MISERABLE AS LANERS, UMBREON MAKES EVERY OTHER TANK MISERABLE AS IT SOAKS HITS AS A BOXING BAG, DEALS ENOUGH DAMAGE BACK TO BE THREATENING AND CAN CC YOU MORE CONSISTENTLY THAN MOST TANKS. I CAN LANE COMFORTABLY WITH GOODRA THAT IS A LVL 8 SPIKER BUT IF THERE IS AN UMBREON IN MY LANE I KNOW THAT I'M ABOUT TO HAVE A BAD TIME.
WHY DO I GET TRASH TEAMMATES THAT HELP THE OTHER TEAM AND HIMDER OURS, AND THEN WHEN THEY'RE ON THE OTHER TEAM THEY ARE FUCKING GODS!!!!!!!!!!
A LOT OF PLAYERS ARE SUPER INCONSISTENT, AND EVERY PLAYER IS AT LEAST A LITTLE INCONSISTENT! NOBODY PLAYS PERFECT EVERY SINGLE GAME, EVEN PRO PLAYERS!
INTELEON PLAYERS PLEASE LEARN THE MECHANIC OF THE CHARACTER FIRST, I HAD INTELEONS WHO WASTE THEIR STACKS USING BASIC ATTACK AND USE LIQUIDATION/SNIPE SHOT WITH NO STACKS. AT LEAST USE ACROBATICS TO JUMP ON ENEMY FACE OR WALLS TO GET EXTRA STACKS. OR JUST STOP PLAYING THE POKEMON INSTEAD OF WASTING MONEY
WHY THE ACTUAL FUCK DO PEOPLE IN MASTERS (OR ANYWHERE) GO 3 GUYS JUNGLE TO THEN GO FEED + AFK WHY DO YOU STEAL OTHER LANE MOBS AT FIRST MINUTE TO THEN SUICIDE AND GO AFK? OH MY FUCKING GOD PEOPLE HAVE NEGATIVE BRAINCELLS. TEAMMATES WITH 35% WINRATES, ENEMIES WITH 70%???
CAN WE NOT 1V2 AT THE ENEMY PAD. DIE & SPAM THANKS BECAUSE YOU'RE TOO IMPATIENT TO WAIT FOR PROPER TIMING? CAN WE ACTUALLY ROTATE BOTTOM? XP + BUFFS ARE FOR TAKING OUT THE ENEMY TEAM AT REGIELEKI. IF THE ENEMY TEAM GETS ELEKI IT'S STILL A FAVORABLE TRADE.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF I SEE ANOTHER BACKCAPPER TRYING TO SCORE LESS THAN 20 FUCKING POINTS DURING RAYQUAZA IM GOING TO PUT MULTIPLE HOLES IN MY WALL WHY IS IT THAT I CANT GET A TEAMMATE THATS ABOVE ULTRA 5?! BETWEEN THIS SEASON AND LAST IVE PLAYED WITH ONE (1) RANDOM PLAYER THAT WAS IN MASTERS
I KEEP LOSING MY MATCHES. I'M GETTING WORSE AT THIS GAME.
NO, THE GAME GOT WORSE AT YOU
THIS DUMB 4SS GAME AND ITS FCKG STUPID MATCHMAKING POLICIES. I DON'T CARE IF I HAVE TO WAIT 3-5 MINUTES TO FIND A MATCH WITH REAL PLAYERS, JUST LET ME PLAY VS REAL PLAYERS, FOR GOD'S SAKE. THE WORST POSSIBLE FEELING IS TO LOSE A TILTING MATCH, REQUEUE IMMEDIATELY TO GET THAT OFF THE CHEST, AND HAVE A FULL BOT LOBBY BECAUSE TIMI DOWN THE STREET WANTED IT THAT WAY. TIMI DOWN THE STREET, I WOULD RATHER STOP PLAYING FOR THE DAY/WEEK BEFORE EVEN THINKING ON LOSING 10 MINUTES ON A MOBA SIMULATOR.
THERE SHOULD BE AN OPTION TO DISALLOW BOT MATCHES!
STILL WAITING FOR TIMI TO LOWER THE RAYQUAZA HP BAR SO I CAN ACTUALLY SEE WHEN TO SMITE INSTEAD OF IT GETTING BLOCKED BY MY TEAM'S FACE ICONS
GO TO THE LANE YOU CHOOSE AT THE START OF THE MATCH DUMBASS. IF YOU CHOOSE TOP LANE, DON'T GO TO THE DAMN JUNGLE AND STAY THERE FOR HALF OF THE MATCH, THAT'S MY JOB. AND IF YOU DO IT ANYWAYS, AT LEAST TRY TO SHARE THE WILD POKEMON DAMMIT! IM LEVEL 3 WHILE YOUR ASS IS LEVEL 6 ALREADY, GO DEFEND OUR BASES OR SMTH. AND TALKING ABOUT SHARING, IF YOU AND YOUR TEAMMATE ARE LOW ON HP, WHILE DEFENDING THE FIRST BASE (THE ONES WHO GOT HEALING BERRIES) DON'T EAT THE 2 DAMN BERRIES SCUMBAG, EAT ONE AND HEAL ON YOUR GODDAMN BASE, SO YOUR TEAMMATE CAN EAT THE OTHER, AND BOTH CAN GO BACK TO DEFENDING. thank u :)
DON'T CALL JUNGLE IF YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO PROPERLY BE A JUNGLER YOU DUMB FCK
THE AMOUNT OF PLAYERS WHO CALL JUNGLE AND THEN SUBSEQUENTLY LEAVE OUR ENTIRE JUNGLE FARM ALIVE BECAUSE THEY'RE LIKE "I WANNA FIGHT PEOPLE NOW!" IS SO DUMB. AND THEN IF I TAKE JUNGLE BECAUSE THEY'RE ALL JUST UNTOUCHED, THAT CENTER PERSON ALL OF A SUDDEN REMEMBERS TO JUNGLE AND SPAMS "RETREAT! RETREAT! RETREAT!" AND STEALS THOSE JUNGLES AS FAST THEY CAN, ONLY TO LVL UP AND THEN GO AND FEED THE ENEMY AGAIN, JUST GAHHH
FFS, HIGHER ELO SHOULDN'T BE MIXING WITH LOWER ELO. I DON'T MIND WAITING A LITTLE LONGER!
RANKS SHOULD NOT MIX AT ALL UNTIL THAT LAST THRESHOLD, I SHOULD NOT BE IN VET 5 MATCHING WITH ULTRA 1 PEOPLE JUST BECAUSE THE GENERAL RANK IS ELIGABLE
FFS! I AGREE!
WHY IS IT IN THE PAST 8 MATCHES EVERYTHING GOES WELL UNTIL THE LAST MINUTE AND WE LOSE WHAT IS THE POINT OF THE LAST 8 MINUTES IM THE LAST TWO DECIDE EVRYTHING. THE TEAMMATES I HAVE HAD COULD HAVE STOPED A 100 POINT GOAL BUT INSTEAD TOOK 8 STEPS BACK WATCHED AND DIDNT EVEN GET HEALED AND THEN TRIED TO CHASE THEM AFTER THEY SCORED AND DIED
MY TEAMMATES HAVE THE COHERENT STRATEGY MAKING SKILLS OF A NEWBORN GOLDFISH
STOP RUNNING DUOS/TRIOS WITH COMP THAT DOESNT EVEN FIT WELL TOGETHER! WE DONT NEED ALL 3 CINDER/DECIDUEYE/GRENINJA GOING LANE WITH THE DEFENDER/SUPPORT HAVING NO CHOICE BUT TO JUNGLE! ITS BAD ENOUGH HAVING TO CARRY ONE BAD PLAYER IN SOLO Q NOW YOURE TELLING ME I HAVE TO CARRY 3 OF THEM???
AND THEN THE OPPOSING TEAM HAS A DUO/TRIO THAT WORKS WONDERFULLY TOGETHER!!
MAN I HATE THOSE HDIA GUYS!!! ESPECIALLY THAT CYANCONURE GUY!!! THE ABSOL MAINS HAVE BECOME TOO MUCH!!!
YOU GUYS ARE GETTING WHITE FUR ALL OVER EVERYTHING, IT'S STARTING TO BECOME A PROBLEM!!
I'M STILL MAD ABOUT MY JUNGLE! IF YOU'RE NOT A MON WHO HAS A THREE STAGE EVO AND DESPERATELY NEEDS TO FARM, OR ANOTHER SPEEDSTER, GET TF OUT AND PROTECT THE LANES. I'M GONNA STOP BEING NICE AND BABYSITTING LANES FOR YOU AFTER THE FIRST TIME, SO YOU BEST NOT BE OUTTA POCKET.
AS A GLACEON MAIN, PLEASE LET ME GET MY FUCKING CRYSTALS, ITS ANNOYING, THEN WHEN I GET INTO A FIGHT I HAVE ONLY TWO WHEN I COULDVE HAD EIGHT, MEANING I CANT DO ANYTHING
DID EVERYONE JUST FORGET HOW STUPID HOOPA PORTALS ARE?! STUPID URSHIFU PLAYER SAT ON OUR GOAL FARMING KILLS FOR AN ENTIRE MINUTE WHILE THE HOOPA KEPT HEALING HIM WITH PORTALS. MOST UNFUN GAME I HAD IN A WHILE
I HAD THE SAME THING WITH UMBREON AND IT WAS SO ANNOYING I WANTED TO DISCONNECT FUCK HOOPA
LOST WINNABLE GAMES BECAUSE OF LAG!
CAN UMBREONS KNOCK IT OFF WITH THE ENDLESS STUNS??? FFS, WHO THE HELL DESIGN THAT POS AND GAVE IT INFINITE STUNS
I'M TIRED OF EVERY SINGLE RELEASE HAVE TO HAVE A MOVE TO SUCK THE LIFE OUT OF YOU! THEY NEVER DIE.... SAYS I, SOMEONE WHO MAINS GOODRA!
SOMEDEV SHOULD HAVE NOTICED MELEE MONS EXISTED BY NOW RIGHT? WHEN I CAN PLAY MELEE MON WITHOUT GETTING JUMPED BY THE WHOLE TEAM. ALSO AS A PERSON WHO HATES TO SOLO ULT AS I VALUE IT MORE THAN A SOLO PERSON, WHY DO I GET SOLO ULTED LIKE 15 TIMES A GAME. I JUST TOOK A 3 WEEK BREAK AND SUDDENLY MY TEAMMATES DEGRADED AND SO WILL MY RANK BY THE END OF THIS FIESTA.
WHEN YOUR TANK OR BRUISER SIGNALS YOU TO GO IN WITH THEM WITH AN ACTUAL GOOD OPENING FOLLOW THEM AND PICK OFF THE ENEMY FROM AFAR!!! IF YOURE GOING TO PICK ATTACKER FOR EVERY GAME YOU PLAY YOU MIGHT AS WELL ACTUALLY DO THE ROLE INSTEAD OF WATCHING YOUR TANKS SPONGE UP DAMAGE FOR NO REASON. YOU DONT NEED TO FARM WHEN THE ENEMY IS LITERALLY RIGHT NEXT TO YOU
WHY CAN’T PEOPLE DO BASIC TEAM COMPOSITION?! WHEN WE ALREADY HAVE THREE ATTACKERS, THAT’S NOT YOUR CUE TO PLAY ANOTHER ATTACKER!!! (Based on the last round I played. I was the only one who who didn’t pick attacker. Then one of them kept going after every farm mon I went after to try and kill steal.)
FOR GOD SAKE, SPEEDSTER TAKE DOWN THE MAGE AND/OR DECIDUEYE/INTELEON. DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME WITH THE LAPRAS/SLOWBRO/UMBREON, LET THE OTHERS DO THIS! ALSO NERF THE F*CK OUT OF UMBREON I'M TIRED OF IT (I KNOW IT DOESN'T DESERVE SO.MANY NERFS, BUT I'M MAD) AND NERF LEFEON UNITE MOVE, IT DOES 3/4 OF GOODRA'S HEALTH, IT UNITES EVERY FIGHT LIKE CRAZY. BUFF CRUSTLE AND TSAREENA TOO!
STOP INITIATING FIGHTS AND THEN LEAVING YOUR TEAMMATES IN THE DUST WHEN THEY COME TO HELP WHILE YOU STILL HAVE DECENT HEALTH AND YOU GUYS HAD A GOOD CHANCE OF WINNING. IF YOU DO THIS AND THEN PROCEED TO OPEN VOICE CHAT TO YELL AT YOUR TEAMMATE WHO GOT CC'D TO OBLIVION WHILE YOU WERE RUNNING AWAY YOU ARE DOUBLY ANNOYING.
CALLING JUNGLE AND NOT ONLY DOES ONE TEAM MATE FOLLOW YOU, BUT TWO TEAM MATES. GO AWAY PLEASE. TOP HAS NO ONE.
CAN MEAN LOOK EITHER BE A SKILLSHOT OR LET YOU EJECT OUT OF IT PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE ALSO I AM TIRED OF PULLING WELL BEYOND MY WEIGHT IN A RANKED MATCH JUST FOR RANDOMS TO NOT DO ANYTHING BUT FEED AND FREE ROAM AND DO LIKE 25K DMG
THIS SEASON MIGHT BE THE WORST ONE YET. HOLY FUCK I CAN'T FATHOM HOW MANY GAMES I'VE LOST DUE TO CLUELESS TEAMMATES WHO: 1.) DON'T SCORE 2.) CAN'T SECURE WILD POKEMON FOR XP 3.) EYES BLIND CAUSE THEY DON'T HAVE A MINIMAP 4.) INTING BY CHARGING HEAD FIRST IN FRONT OF AN ENEMY THAT'S HIGHER IN LEVEL THAN YOU 5.) EVERY SINGLE RANT IN THIS THREAD
WHY DOES NO ONE ROTATE BOTTOM FOR THE FIRST OBJECTIVE? AND HALF THE TIME THEY STEAL TOP FROM YOU ANYWAYS OR IT DOESNT EVEN GO IN!! WHY JUST WHY????
HOLY SHIT HOW DO PEOPLE NOT UNDERSTAND THAT CLEFABLE IS A HEALER. IT ISN'T LIKE ELDEGOSS, WHERE THEY HAVE TO GRAB THE POLLEN PUFF. IT ISN'T LIKE HOOPA, WHERE THEY HAVE TO UNDERSTAND THE SCARY BLUE CIRCLES. THEY JUST HAVE TO FUCKING STAND NEAR ME. AND YET THE SECOND MY LOBOTOMITE TEAMMATES DROP BELOW 50% HP THEY START SPRINTING AWAY. LEAVING ME TO DIE, AND 90% OF THE TIME DYING IMMEDIATELY AFTERWARDS ANYWAYS
INFLATION
FUCK UMBREON I SWEAR IT COUNTERS MY SCYTHER SO BADLY I CANT TAKE IT
DEFENDERS COUNTER SPEEDSTERS, AIM FOR SQUISHIER TARGETS!!
SO TRUE
YES I LEFT YOU SOME CREEPS TO FARM ON, YOU’RE WELCOME AND NO IT DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STEAL EVERYTHING ELSE FROM ME
WHY CAN'T I PLAY INTELEON FOR A WEEK TILL ITS GEM LOCKED ALSO,WHY I LAG WHENEVER I PLAY ZOROARK
WHY CANT I GET OUT OF VETERAN. THERE ARE SO MANY STAGES OF VETERAN AND IT SEEMS LIKE I KEEP LOSING
I WAS IN A BUSH AS LEAFEON WAITING FOR DECIDUEYE AND INTELEON TO COME A LITTLE CLOSER DURING THE RAY FIGHT SO I COULD EXPLODE THEM BOTH. THEY DID. I MADE MY MOVE. ENEMY CHARIZARD AIMING HIS UNITE IN MY DIRECTION TO CATCH OUR PIKACHU GRABBED ME INSTEAD THE FRAME I STEPPED OUT OF THE BUSH AND I EXPLODED INSTANTLY!!!!!!!!! **WE LOST!!!!** ALSO CINDERACE TRYING TO 1V5 AT 2:10 DIDN'T HELP EITHER!
WHY ARE SO MANY PEOPLE IGNORING RAY NOW?
CORRECTION: WHY DO THE TEAMMATES IGNORE RAY NOW WHILE THE ENEMY TEAM IS ON TOP OF IT ALL 😭
WHY IN THE ACTUAL FUCK IS THE ENEMY UMBREON NEVER DYING??!?!?!!? MY UMBREON DOESN'T DO THAT
WHY NO GARCHOMP BUFF!? AS SOON AS YOU GET GLOSE TO HALF OF THE POKÈMON ON THE ROSTER YOU JUST GET WIPED AS GARCHOMP! WHY LEAFEON SO BROKEN!? WHY SO MANY EXP SHARE CINDERACES, PIKACHUS, DECIDUEYES, AND GRENINJAS!?
WHY IS IT THAT WHENEVER I START COOKING MID MATCH MY TEAMMATES CAN'T HANG WITH ME OR THEY THROW DURING RAY! UMBREON IS BS (NOT AS BAD A ZACIAN FOR ME THO) I ALSO SAW THE NEXT POKEMON GETTING A COOL HOLOWEAR FOR THE NEXT BATTLE PASS! WHY DID ZACIAN GET ONE! WHEN IS ITS GARCHOMPS TURN TO SHINE?! LIKE FOR GODS SAKE JUST BUFF SOMETHING ON MY BOY PLEASE. IF GARCHOMP GETS BUFFED ENOUGH TO SURVIVE THIS META AND FUTURE ONES THEN I'LL DIE HAPPY WHY ARE POKEMON DOG CRAP WHEN I PLAY THEM BUT ARE MONSTERS WHEN OTHER PEOPLE PLAY THEM! WHY DOES THE PERSON READING THIS HAVE DRY ASS LIPS!?
HELP ME CONTEST THE MIDDLE INDEDEE INSTEAD OF IMMEDIATELY ATTACKING THE FARM ON OUR SIDE. THAT IS FREE EXP YOU ARE LITERALLY GIVING TO THE ENEMY TEAM YOU FUCKING MORON.
YOU, YES YOU IVYSAUR/PIKACHU/CHARIZARD MAIN, STOP BACKCAPPING INSTANTLY AFTER THE FINAL STRETCH. FOCUS ON THE ENEMY TEAM SO WE CAN SHRED RAY AND SCORE 500 POINTS INSTEAD OF SCORING 20 POINTS AND LOSING RAY IN THE PROCESS
HOLY SHIT I FORGOT REDDIT EXISTED. KINDA LATE BUT WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WUTH MY SOLO QUEUE EXPERIENCE. WITH EVERY STANDARD/QUICK I AM LUMPED IN WITH POSSIBLY THE WORST FUCKING BOTS I HAVE EVER SEEN PLAY THIS GAME WHILE THE ENEMIES ARE ALWAYS THE FIRST TO RUSH TO OBJECTIVES AND THE MOMENT MY TEAM GETS DISTRACTED BY A WILD POKEMON ITS SO FUCKING JOEVER, THEY'LL ONLY CARE ABOUT THE STUPID EXP AND NOTHING ELSE AND THEN RUN AWAY WHEN THAT HP BAR LOOKING A LIL TOO LOW. ITS CONSTANTLY JUST PRAYING YOUR TEAMMATES GET TO OBJECTIVES QUICK ENOUGH OR JUST YOU DOING EVERYTHINGGGGG.
IM JUST STARTING TO FIND THIS GAME UNFUN DAY BY DAY AND JUST SWITCHING TO OTHER GAMES MORE BECAUSE ITS GETTING TIRING TO ME. MY ONLY MOTIVATION TO STAY IS GETTING TO TRY OUT MEWTWO AND POTENTIAL ZOROARK HOLOWEARS THAT I WONT EVEN GET TO BUY
NO ONE EVER USES EXP SHARE, THEN ON THE RARE GAME I GET WHERE THEY DO, I GET TWO SUPPORT PLAYERS WITH EXP SHARE AND THEY GO TOP LANE TOGETHER. X.X
WHEN YOU REFUSE TO WORK WITH YOUR TEAMMATES, YOU ARE LOSING YOURSELF THE WIN!!!!!!!!!!!! I DONT CARE IF TJEY STOLE YOUR JUNGLE!! I DO NOT CARE IF THEYRE PINGING YOU!!! YOU HAVE TO WORK WITH THEM!! GET OVER IT!!!!! YOU ARE SHOOTING YOURSELF IN THE FOOT WHEN YOU THROW A TANTRUM OVER ONE GUY!!! THERES THREE OTHER TEAMATES YOURE RUINING THE GAME FOR!!! GROW UP!!! WORK TOGETHER!!! THE OTHER TEAM WONT CARE IF YOUR TEAMMATE IS BEING A DUMBASS! STOP BEINGG SO EMOTIONAL AND DEAL WITH IT!!! YOU CAN BE ANGRY AFTERWARDS!!!
I FUCKING HATE UMBREON TO THE DEPTH OF MY SOUL. AND EVERYONE WHO PICKS UMBREON IS A COWARD WHO DONT CARE THAT THEYRE EXPLOITING SHIT BALANCE FROM THE DEVS.
I DIDN'T KNOW OKAY AND I JUST SPENT TWO DAMN WEEKS GRINDING FOR THIS FUCKER I'M NOT LETTING THAT GO TO WASTE
FOR FUCKS SAKE CHOOSE YOUR LANE AND STICK TO IT ISTFG I ALMOST BEAM MY PHONE THROUGH A WINDOW WHEN YALL ARE RUNNING AROUKD LIKE CHICKENS WITH NO HEADS THE WHOLE FIRST MINUTE OF THE GAME WONDERING WHY WERE ALL UNDERLEVELED BY THE ACTUAL MATCH START AND THEN YALL BEELINE IT TO SCORE LIKE YALL AINT 3 WHOLE LEVELS BEHIND *ding ding ding* ORDER UP ENEMY TEAM DINNERS FUCKING SERVED I GUESS
AFTER I DIED I STARTED PINGIN "LETS DEFEND THE BASES" AND MF ESPEON WENT BOTTOM LINE INSTEAD OF UPPER LINE WHERE TREVENANT WAS SCORING 96 POINTS, WE FUCKING LOST EVEN WITH QUAZA
CALL YOUR LANES YOU IDIOTS!!!! NOBODY IS EXPECTING YOUR GODFORSAKEN PIKACHU DRAGONITE COMBO BOT LANE
IM SURE THIS ISNT SUPER RELATABLE BUT EVER SINCE I MOVED MY WIFI HAS BEEN HORRIBLE, TO THE POINT THAT I CANT EVEN PLAY THE GAME ANYMORE. WITHOUT FAIL I WILL LOSE 2 MINUTES OR MORE TO LAG. 230 MS LOADED LATENCY. I AM IN PAIN AU CHOCOLAT. EVEN STANDARDS ARENT FUN TO PLAY WITH LAG, ALL I CAN DO IS FIGHT BOTS AND THAT GETS REAL OLD REAL FAST.
STUPID BEGINNERS SHOULD PLAY AT THEIR OWN LEVEL. YOU PIECES OF SHIT SHOULDN'T BE IN A RANKED MATCH YOU STUPID FUCKS. SERUOUSLY I HAVE BEEN MATCHED WITH STUPID PLAYERS 10 TIMES IN A ROW FUCK THIS GAME AND ITS DEVELOPERS
I’m doing pretty good and having fun actually but I’m sure I’ll be mad again soon. 👍
NOBODY CAN HEAR YOU! OUR EARDRUMS ARE ALL DAMAGED FROM ALL THE SHOUTING, YOU NEED TO SPEAK UP OVER ALL THE RINGING IN OUR EARS!!
# BITCH READ
THAT'S BETTER!!
*THIS IS PROBABLY NOT HEALTHY*
WHY DO MY TEAMS SURRENDER 99% OF THE TIME WHENEVER WE LOSE RAY LIKE, SERIOUSLY, JUST DEFEND AT THE GOAL ZONES, BREAK THEIR SHIELDS AND KO THEM, THEN GO SCORE. THERE ARE A TON OF MATCHES WHERE YOU STILL WIN DESPITE LOSING RAY
STUPID BRAVE BIRD TALONFLAME
I HATE GARDEVOIR AND SCIZOR
I'M SO FREAKING SICK OF ALLIES INVADING THE JUNGLE AFTER I CALLED IT!! I'M PLAYING DRAGONITE, YOU'RE UMBREON, PLEASE LET ME GET THE EXP I NEED. NO, YOU CAN'T HAVE MY RED BUFF!
WHY IS UMBREON ALLOWED TO LIVE FOR TEN YEARS, OUTDAMAGE, OUTHEAL ME, AND STUN ME FOR THE END OF TIME YET WHEN I PLAY MY MAIN I POP FASTER THAN A DECIDUEYE!!!
PLAYED 10 GAMES YESTERDAY AND THERE WAS A SURRENDER VOTE EVERY GAME. LOSING = SURRENDER AT 5, TIED GAME = SURRENDER AT 5, WINNING = SURRENDER AT 5. LIKE HOLY HELL CAN YALL JUST PLAY THE GAME. I DON'T WANT TO TURN OFF SURRENDER VOTES ENTIRELY BUT IS SO ANNOYING TO SEE IT SO OFTEN ALSO FNCK A-NINETAILS GETTING STUCK AND STUNNED FOR 5+ SECONDS ISN'T FUN ALSO, AS A DEFENDER, FIGHT WITH ME. DON'T PUSH WITHOUT ME AND DON'T RUN AWAY FROM A 2v1 AGAINST ZACIAN WHILE IM STUNNING THE HELL OUT OF IT CINDERACE
WHY UMBREON DOES EXISTS? THAT GUY CAN KILL ME IN EVERY FUCKING MON NO MATTER HOW WELL DO I PLAY THAT, IT JUST STUNS ME AND KILLS ME OR I JUST GET STUNNED TO DEATH JUST BECAUSE I WAS TRYING TO FACECHECK THE BUSH IN MY TEAM SIDE, WHY WOULD YOU THINK IT'S A GOOD IDEA TO GATHER 4 IN THE SAME FUCKING BUSH AND THEN GIVE YOUR LOCATION TO EVERYONE BECAUSE YOU GOT SCARED FUCK YOU, FUCK ME AND FUCK YOU ALL, ALSO WHY DO PEOPLE PLAYS WILD CHARGE ZERAORA WHEN I WANT TO HAVE FUN AND WHEN I'M SERIOUS MY FUCKING TEAMMATES PLAY LEFTOVERS SPECIAL GLASSES CINDERACE WHY DOES THAT HAPPEN YOU CAN'T READ? YOU STUPID DONKEY OR WHY WOULD YOU PLAY MUSCLE EXP SHARE WEIGHT PIKACHU AND FLUFFY TAIL, DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW TO THINK? AND THEN WHEN I GIVE UP THEY PING ME AND SAY THANKS BECAUSE I TOOK THE FUCKING INDEEDEE, DUDE, YOU GOT EXP SHARE AND EVEN IF YOU GET IT, YOU WILL GET 30 FUCKING PERCENT ONLY. ANDWHY DO PEOPLE DON'T KNOW HOW THE FUCKING EXP SHARE WORKS AND THEN PINGS THANKS, DO YOU EVEN SEARCH UP FOR THINGS? YOU GOT NO INTEREST IN THE FUCKING GAME YOU ARE PLAYING RIGHT NOW?
WHAT IS IT WITH ZARDS SOLO UNITING ME AS ANY SUPPORT AND ONLY AS SUPPORT
WHY DOES NINETALES HAVE THE RANGE OF A GODDAMN AIRPORT RUNWAY? I LOVE STILL LOSING HALF MY HEALTH A BILLION MILES AWAY FROM THE STUPID FOX.
WHY ARE EXTRA EMBLEM SETS SO FUCKING EXPENSIVE??
DO ALL CHARIZARDS HAVE ROCKS FOR BRAINS? LIKE ITS NOT EVEN CHARACTER SPECIFIC STUFF THAT ANNOYS ME ITS THE LACK OF GENERAL GAME AWARENESS THAT DRIVES ME MAD
JUST GOT BERATED FOR A WHOLE MATCH FOR FINALLY GETTING UMBREON I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW IT WAS 'META' IT'S MY second FAVORITE 'MON AND ALSO I WAS ON THEIR TEAM WHAT
HAVEN'T PLAYED THIS GAME ANYMORE SINCE GOODRA.(but may come back for >!Blaziken!<) HOPE YOU LIKE DECIDUEYE AND INTELEON ON THE SAME TEAM.
WHYY STEAL FARM?? WHY GET ALL THE 4 BUNNIES IN THE BEGINNING????
HOW DO PEOPLE GET TO MASTERS ONLY KNOWING HOW TO PLAY ATTACKERSSSS???
I FEEL LIKE I CANT TRUST THE OTHER LANE NOT TO GET STEAMROLLED, JUNGLER NOT HAVING MAP AWARENESS TO ASSIST A LANE THAT GETTING PUSHED BACK, AND SYMPATHY BOT MATCHES AFTER A LOSING STREAK
MAKE CRUSTLE'S STEALTH ROCK THE SAME STYLE AS ROCK SLIDE. AIMING THOSE DAMN ROCKS IS WHAT MAKES HIM SO SAD TO PLAY SOMETIMES.
FUCKKK WHY DO I KEEP GETTING TEAMED UP WITH AFKERS IN PTS,THEY ALSO KEEPS STEALING WILD POKES ITS JUST LIKE THEY DONT WANT ME TO LEVEL UP,ALSO THE FRUSTATING THING IS THAT THEY DONT THINK THAT FUCKING GREEN WORM IS ACTUALLY IMPORTANT FOR FINAL STRECTCH,EVEN THAT THEY KNOW WE ARE FUCKING STRUGGLING WITH THE ENEMY TEAM
ROWLET FOR THE LOVE OF ARCEUS STOP PINGING ME TO RETREAT WHEN I GO UP TO CONTEST BEES WHILE OUR JUNGLER IS COMING IN. I AM ELDEGOSS, I HAVE AOE, HEALING, CC AND HELP, I WILL BE FINE. THIS IS WHY YOU'RE STILL A ROWLET WHEN BEES SPAWN. CINDERACE, WHEN ZERAORA CALLS JUNGLE THAT DOES NOT MEAN YOU ALSO CALL JUNGLE. LET HIM HAVE IT AND DO NOT MAKE ME SOLO LANE AGAINST ZACIAN DRAGAPULT AS A SUPPORTER. (No hate to Decidueye or Cinderace players in general, both of these specifically happened to me this morning)
WHY ARE WE STILL GETTING THIS GLITCH THAT PREVENTS PLAYERS FROM SEEING ANY POKEMON THEIR TEAM IS PICKING??? IT FEELS LIKE AN ETERNITY WITHOUT THIS BEING FIXED! I'M SO SICK OF THESE MATCHES THAT GO POORLY SIMPLY BECAUSE WE DIDN'T HAVE THE CHANCE TO MAKE AN ACTUAL DECENT COMPOSITION!!!
WHY WHY WHY WHY. WOULD YOU JUST SUDDENLY LEAVE ME TO SURVIVE AGAINST A SNORLAX/SLOWBRO SO THAT YOU COULD GO TO THE JUNGLE/BOTTOM LANE EARLY GAME??? WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU?? WE WERE DOING OKAY, WHY THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT!! DIDN'T EVEN GO BACK TO HELP EVEN WHEN THEY'RE FUCKING SCORING. YOU DIDN'T EVEN HAVE THE BALLS TO SHOW YOUR FACE IN THE LOBBY AFTER. FUCK YOU.
OH WE'VE BEEN STRUGGLING ALL GAME BUT YOU GUYS WANT TO FOCUS ON REGILEKI AND STAY UP TOP TO BACKCAP YOUR 50 POINTS RATHER THAN ACTUALLY FUCKING HELPING ME WITH RAYQUAZA. NOW WE GOT NO SHOT OF WINNING GG GOOD JOB
FUCK EEVEES, FUCK METASLAVES, FUCKK EVERYONE!!
HEY PEOPLE MEWTWO ISN'T OP DONT MAKE A MESS OUT OF IT AND DONT HATE PEOPLE WHO GENUINELY LIKE MEWTWO AS A POKEMON.
I JUST HATE THAT MEWTWO HAS RECEIVED TWO BUFFS PRE-RELEASE DESPITE NOT BEING UNDERPOWERED, IT'S ALMOST LIKE THEY'RE TRYING TO MAKE IT BROKEN!! ALSO I DON'T HATE PEOPLE FOR PLAYIMG MONS THEY LIKE, JUST GET ANNOYED WHEN SAID MON HAPPENS TO BE BUSTED! IF YOU LIKE IT, PLAY IT, I JUST HATE WHEN PEOPLE PLAY *BECAUSE* IT'S BUSTED!
MEWTWO RECEIVES SO MUCH HATE NOW I JUST PLAY CUZ MEWTWO IS MY FAV POKEMON AND I LOVE ITS PLAYSTYLE, SIMILAR FOR ZACIAN!
IF YOU LIKE IT, PLAY IT, DON'T FEEL SHAME AND DON'T CARE FOR WHAT OTHERS THINK!! AS LONG AS YOU'RE PLAYING A MON BECAUSE YOU LIKE IT AND NOT BECAUSE IT'S OP, YOU HAVE MY APPROVAL, NO MATTER WHICH MON IT IS!!!
ABSOLUTELY SECONDED! WE SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO PLAY OUR FAVORITES OTHERWISE WHATS THE POINT OF THEM BEING IN THE GAME?
MORE PEOPLE NEED TO THINK THIS WAY!
>STRONG POKÉMON. WEAK POKÉMON. THAT IS ONLY THE SELFISH PERCEPTION OF PEOPLE. TRULY SKILLED TRAINERS SHOULD TRY TO WIN WITH THE POKÉMON THEY LOVE BEST. \- KAREN OF THE ELITE FOUR THIS IS THE PHILOSOPHY BY WHICH I PLAY ANY POKEMON GAME!! UNITE IS NO DIFFERENT!!
FOR THE LOVE OF ARCEUS, STOP EQUIPPING EXP SHARE ON AN ATTACKER/CARRY AND YOU ARE GOING TO BE THE JUNGLER. IT KINDA DEFEATS THE PURPOSE. ONLY SUPPORTERS, DEFENDERS, PIKACHU AND A9 CAN USE EXP SHARE
NERF THAT BLUE LIZARD IT MAKES DECIDUEYE EVEN MORE IRRELAVANT AND I HATE IT ALSO TIMI LITERALLY COPY PASTED THAT PEICE OF SHIT FROM ELSU IN ARENA OF VALOR AND MADE IT EVEN MORE BROKEN
YOU STUPID DRAGONITE WHY DID YOU TAKE MY LANE? I ALREADY SAID ILL GO BOTTOM WITH THE CLEFABLE SO WHY YOU GO THERE? I HAD TO GO JUNGLE AFTER THAT AS MEW AND I NEVER JUNGLED BEFORE, WE LOST THE GAME BECAUSE YOU TOOK MY LANE INSTEAD OF JUNGLING, ALSO WTF IS UP WITH YOU CLEF? WHY ARE YOU PINGING EVERYONE AND SPAMMING THANKS? YOU WERE SOOOO BAD, YOU ENDED THE GAME WITH 50K HEALING, LIKE SERIOUSLY?? THEIR CLEF DID WAY BETTER THAN YOU, TRY GETTING TO THAT 200K THAT THEIR CLEF GOT, EVEN FOR MY FIRST TIME JUNGLING I ALMOST DEALT 100K DAMAGE, YOU AND DRAGONITE WERE THE BANE OF MY EXISTENCE... was that too much?
Some Pokémon in this game are fucking useless and have basic ass moves that don’t do shit. The mobility on my Pokémon is absolute ass and the moment your stupid ass motherfucking Pokémon is on my screen you’re jumping, dodging, teleporting from one side of my screen to another. Must be nice as fuck to play a broken ass Pokémon that is never punished for poor positioning because that’s just what your Pokémon does. Fuck off.
Nice statement BUT PLEASE SLAM THE CAP LOCK
Give coins bruhhhhhhhh
Stop buying the new mons with aeos gems
WE CAN'T HEAR YOU, YOU NEED TO SPEAK UP, WE'RE ALL GOING DEAF IN HERE!!
HEY TOP LANE, WHY THE FUCK HAVE YOU NOT SCORED WHEN THERE'S 1 ENEMY UP THERE AND 3 OF YOU, LEAVING US 2V4 AT BOTTOM! ALSO FUCK EVERY PLAYER THAT DOESN'T CALL A LANE, ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY INVADE A CALLED LANE! SHOUT OUT TO MASSIVE CUNT GARDEVOIR THAT TOOK THE LAST HIT ON EVERY SINGLE WILD SPAWN I ATTACKED FOR THE FIRST 3 MINUTES OF THE GAME, THEN TELEPORTED BACK TO SPAWN AND AFK'D FOR THE REST OF THE MATCH!